Tfw you will never have superpowers

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The movie Chronicle actually made me depressed for a few days, not even kidding.

I just helped meme Donald J. Trump into the Oval Office. I have superpowers, user. Fuck (you).

I thought I was the only one. I never talk about it because frankly it's embarassing.

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John Carter made me depressed.

I wanted to be a superman jumping around and being in love with my waifu.

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What is event he point of getting out of the bed in the afternoon?

You will never born again with all the memories conservated.

Some people are. Just need to be one of them.

What for? I only hope there's no afterlife and all fades to black in some kind of eternal oblivion.
Life is pain.

To be born without innocence, to know how everything will go downhill from the start, must be the worst experience ever.

It is ridiculously OP, guys. It goes beyond being able to move things. It can interact with time, give you flight, give you skin tight shielding that protects from everything, produce DBZ tier energy blasts and attacks and even destroy atoms and matter so enemies can just be broken or you just deactivate their power.

CIA would be disappointed.

fam pls

You just need the cliff notes tbh.

I do


Its too OP.

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At least you're not Saitama, where you suffer for being too strong and not have any fun using your incredible powers.