Star Wars the last jedi

But people clearly wanted the original Star Wars magic back! You can't deny them what they want!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

I'm sure they considered it.

Might've well have given it the title "Luke dies"

So does Leea

We can cross our fingers that Rey dies too and they end up making the ugly fuck Kylo the last Jedi.

She already did.

It's exactly like how "Star Wars: TFA" has been used before

Spolier that shit dude

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That red looks so amateurish for some reason

Episode 9: A Newer Hope?

Episode IX THE LAST HOPE

Luke dies and the Mouth of Sauron is the last Jedi.

EPISODE IX THE NEW ORDER

Technically, Jedi is both singular and plural, kinda like 'The Last Samurai'. But, yeah, I think that's what they're going to do.

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Force ghost. Count on it.

How? His character was not a Jedi.

Guess who has already been confirmed for returning as a force ghost.

They're never gonna pull Harrison back into this shit. He's finally free.

CERTIFIED KINO
I hope it's true, it'll be the best decision these faggots have made so far.

Lads, consider the following

The title has Jedi in it. The poster has ominous red lettering. Know what else did? Revenge/Return of the Jedi. I know that being the second film it should be the 'Empire' one, but these little hints most certainly give the idea of disney going 465 instead of 456.

However, expect it to follow the general plot of both 5 and 6. First half of 6, second half of 5.

TFA was originally called "Shadow of the Empire", but they changed it because of something like this.

I guess they didn't give a fuck this time around. At this rate you can just look through old expanded universe books and you'll find the titles for the next ones word-for-word.

NOOOOOO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TFA had elements of 4 and 5, so it would make sense that this one will have elements of 5 and 6.

Every man has a price. He made $30 million for the 15 minutes he was on TFA. He'll be back in some form.

At his age he takes the money because it is a part of the inheritance fund for his kids.

Episode IX: Lost All Hope

If the put him as a ghost, China is going to censor it.

BEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN I NEVER TOLD YOU I WAS SECRETLY A SITH LORD!

Ayy Luke's dead.

Luke dies.
Rey is Luke's daughter.
Giant ebil guy is emperor reborn.
Nigger stormtrooper is Han Solo's son from the first marriage.

Screencap this shit, at least half will be true.

rlm still will make video despite having nothing to say

FOR THE GREATER SHEKEL!

(checked)

you know the jewish nation is strong when they make shekles that they will never horde.

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Then an RLM fag will make a thread and get mad as shit when he gets memed on.

Im sure they will pull retarded shit so for now ill believe you

It's on every source, dude

starwars.com/news/the-official-title-for-star-wars-episode-viii-revealed?cmp=smc|785924754

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Thanks

I didn't think they could get more generic than The Force Awakens. Bravo Disney.

I'll be waiting anxiously for the release of Episode IX: Revelations.

She's basically oozing false enthusiasm. I fucking hate women pretending to be nerds.

YEAH!

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People don't want new stuff. They complain about "Hurr Hollywood is making only sequels" all the time but the only ones that receive positive reviews and break even are the ones that literally copy&paste the original formula.
Like what's the point then?
The Force Awakens is a shameful example of this.
May as well just watch the original movie with young Hamill, Peter Cushing and Alec Guinness instead of a poorly written sequel with an old decrepit Carrie Fisher and Daisy "Xenomorph Mouth" Ridley.

Jurassic World is another offender.

Fuck people do have shit taste.

Wasn't she supposed to be Anikains reincarnation or some shit like that?

He's supposed to be in IX anyway, so who gives cares.
His character is fucked beyond redemption anyway.
iiirc they gave him a niger wife in one of the now canon comics.

The old magic with new stories.
Just retelling the same shit over and over again is bound to fail at some point.
Just where that point is is hard to determine.
In SW case it might take a decade if not more should the mouse truly push out one movie per year, until people realise that they get scammed left and right with it.

TFA borrowed elements from every SW film, tbh. Jakku is Tatooine, but Niima Outpost is a lot more like Mos Espa than Mos Eisley. Takodana is Endor/Naboo, with Maz Kanata being Yoda and her castle being the Mos Eisley Cantina. SKB is obviously Hoth, one could argue that it mimics Mustafar when it breaks apart. Hosnian Prime system is a clone of Coruscant. Only planets not mimicked are Kamino, Geonosis and any Ep 3 location.

This shit is so fucking obvious it enrages me all the more that normalfags ate it up. Honestly, I would have preferred they use Shadow of the Empire as the title, it would have fit better.

Oh, I forgot Bespin, but if the Corellia rumor is true, that will be mimicked in Ep 8.

The last jedi… so its their last movie?
Thank God!

I wonder when the RLM will make a video reviewing the title of Episode 8.

This is why we can't have nice things
This blue haired, ugly, manish/ tranny(?), baboon feminist pos is Disney's market.

I think there is a difference between wanting something that has a similar look and feel of a Star-Wars movie and a re-hashed jewish ripoff with new tumbli/sjw propaganda dumped in.

You will notice that basically all new films are shitty lazy ripoffs that are forgotten in a week & rebooted within a few years. Its not just a star-wars thing…. movie attendance is way down as a result.

I predict glowing reviews of Ray… regardless of how bad the movie is they will defend her.

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HAHHAhA little DRUMFY there thinks that he can defeat Han Solo! HEll have to think TWICE about revoking WOMEN'S RIGHTS after HAN gives him a good whooping!!

Wow.

how many more movies before it's established canon that Rey is the greatest Jedi ever to have existed

REEEEEE

you neutral/gray jedi fags are the worst almost on pair with Disney Star Wars faggots

Play Kotor 2 before you speak, faggot.

kotor 2 is the best star wars game ever, disney shill.

So what are they going to do for the movie after that?
Seems like shooting themselves in the foot when we know they'll keep putting in jedi.

How is she doing Satan?

Choke on a cock.

By now Jedi are basically Space Jews. Just like the Hebrew cockroach, no matter how many times the gentiles try to exterminate it, it always crawls back.

Generic name for a generic movie made by generic corporate executives.

You're missing out, it deconstructs the Star Wars mythos and beats the shit out of its parts.

you should play KOTOR2 before you speak Gray Jedi scum

hello Nu-Star Wars fan, do you have Jar Jar Binks figurine?

100% chance this whore and many other youtubers are paid by Disney.

She's dead, Jim.

You can't die in hell

Says who?

No one living. If it is the die but come back to get more punishment, then that at least makes sense. But if this is something where you go somewhere else after dying in hell, whats the whole point of hell?

This is what makes TFA so truly irredeemable. This is the main issue with the new films. They completely undo the entire OT. All six and plus hours of 4, 5 and 6 is undone so some bitch and her diversity team save the galaxy from the white supremacists. All of Luke's trials and journey wasn't for him to finally reach the end point and save the day, it was for him to become a depressed hermit who can't face up to his mistakes. Gone is the Luke with the hero's resolve and will and here is the Luke who passes the torch to stronk womyn because clearly little Ms. Perfect will do a better job than him.

as a matter of fact, nigger, i do still have my old jar jar figure from 1999.

Disney is cucky as fuck, but I'm curious to see if they will really destroy their franchise by killing Luke or not.

Who cares, all of it is fan-fiction without George Lucas at the helm.

It's like if Stephen King sold the rights to his name and let others write books in his universe and name.

You guys realize that even the normalfags will drop Star Wars like a hot turd if they kill Luke, right? Killing the self-insert of essentially every white male from the 70s and 80s is a nice way to ruin your franchise forever. Got to give them props for the level of subversion though, really sticking it to the white patriarchy.

funniest part of them making the EU not canon is that all the OT fans were happy that Chewbaca, the fucking non-character, would be alive again. I wonder if they're happy that now Luke, Han, and Leia will all be dead while they're left with the fucking wookie

I liked The Shining

if rey takes his place, they'll eat it up.

ps this is literally rocket power.

I don't think they will, honestly. 2 years ago, sure. But things are changing, just look at Trump.

Don't know what that is.

not a burger i take it? rocket power is an old nickelodeon show, one of the episodes spoofed star wars with skate wars, with a girl taking over the main guy in their episode 7.

California Burger actually, 22. I didn't watch cartoons as a kid though, I would watch old VHS tapes of The Twilight Zone and Alfred Hitchcock Presents.

How long til somebody in the Tolkien estate cracks and we get Lord of the Rings: Episode VII - Return of Sauron

I will be (pleasantly) surprised if they don't make it to at least Episode 12 without any major speedbumps

they will and knowing these kikes they will have Luke's mixed race child replace him in last movie

that's hilarious, considering the show takes place at venice beach

Wew. If anything, they are going to ramp up shit. The liberals need something to cling to, and the media/hollywood will gladly take those sheqels. You better believe it that Rey will be even more of a stron mary sue in the next movie.

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And lose the chinese audience? Not even Disney is so bold

didnt last too long.

lol

Just wait till GoT fatigue settles in, you'll see The Silmarillion Anthology series as well as The Children of Huron film/ TV show

Maybe the corny as SJW-hipster women would.

Way too shit on your core-audience though.

So episode 9 is gonna be The Sith Return with a Vengence?
Sith Counterattack?
The Force Rests?

Great idea, make the title of the movie give the plot points away. Even the most retarded of normalfags will instantly be able to tell that this title means Luke dies and fuckedface becomes the last jedi that has to succeed with a new jedi order where Luke failed after the EU was made non canon. Either that or there will be a "shocking" reveal that Luke cannot into the force anymore because he lost faith and it all falls to brave fuckface.

Bonus points if they somehow manage to rip off KotOR II as well with the whole jedi council being gone shit.

If Disney wasn't ran by hacks and Episode 7 was good instead of being rabage, I'd say The Last Jedi would refer to Luke being the last Jedi because in the Prequel trilogy the Jedi were destroyed and in the Original Trilogy the Sith were destroyed, so now Force users will be something different, neither Jedi nor Sith. But Disney is shit, so that wont be the case and you're probably right.

In an interview earlier today regarding the announcement of Star Wars "The Last Jedi" Executive Producer JJ Abrahms told Entertainment Weekly -

Source. Last time I checked Abrams wasn't an executive producer.

I was wrong, holy shit, I didn't realize I actually had any hope left for Star Wars, but I guess I did because I lost it when I saw he really is an executive producer.

Ford will die during Trumps term. you don't even have to screen cap.

Doubling down, excellent. By then audiences sick of pre-Trump identity politics will stay away in droves, teenage males especially. It will be ghostbusters all over again, can't wait for the memes.

>When gone am I, last of the Jedi will you be
That didn't turn out so well

You underestimate the absolute cucked nature of a lot of SW fans.

Fuck off Abrams. I don't care if he isn't directing. You know this was his idea.

And now they'll say it was emotionally moving to watch Luke die so that Rey can save the galaxy instead of him, just you wait.

The Force Awakens made me genuinely hate Chewbaca, I'm not even sure why. He always was just sort of there in the Original Trilogy, but Disney managed to make me hate a fucking dog, that's really what he is, just a fucking dog. At this point I unironically think Jar Jar is a better character than Chewie, at least Jar Jar has an arc and actually matters to the plot.

Cash cow Star Wars was always a better option than Propaganda Star Wars.

A Progressive Hope For Donald Trump to Resign From Being President.

They'll bring him back to honor the passing of Fisher in some way. My original idea was the holding hands funeral as they get whisked away together after they defeat this new order. Until they come back later in the 10th movie where they rehash The force awakens trilogy.

It's gonna be great

Miss me yet, Holla Forums?

Are you fucking retarded?

I am literally crying right now

While you have more of a reason to not realize this since you didn't work on the movie, the First Order was loaded down by brown people

SNOKE IS REY'S FATHER

Nobody gives a shit about Luke. They want to see Darth Vader cut shit up with his lightsaber.

Disney's ace card is a movie where Darth Vader cuts shit up with a light saber for 180 minutes. Everyone here would see it.

Only if it could get rid of any diversity, just be pure empire winning, and has a very nice quality torrent to pirate.

180 minutes of Vader force choking the diverse rainbow coaltion Rebellion would be awesome.

at first user, i was going to tell you that we can have hope for episode 9 since jew jew won't be involved, but

there's not much hope tbh.

i miss him for his joke cameo in esb (the tie fighter pilot that goes flying out of the ship after the asteroid hits it)

new video

FUCK THIS STUPID WHORE

Everyone here would see any star wars movie regardless of how much they hate the new ones tbh

I will never, ever watch the Star Wars Holiday Special

I've watched the Holiday Special (pure kinomatique) and I will never watch VII or anything newer.

Yeah, and we all watch cuck porn and tune in for Louis CK specials too.

Projection. Aside from 10 minutes of a Chinese camrip of TFA I haven't seen any of the new movies.

Sure thing. See you in the last jedi threads when it's in theaters or a camrip!

I shit on every Marvel movie that gets released and the last one I saw was Iron Man 2

You're just projecting your own lack of self control; making up a story about how everyone else is as weak-willed as you are to make yourself fell better about your deficiency.

Oh boy ! Will they build another death star ?

That's in Episode IX, Return of the Sith

I miss everyone.

come at me goy

The Holiday Special isn't nearly as bad as it's hyped up to be. Sure, the plot is stupid and every scene drags on at least ten minutes longer than it should but the ridiculousness of it all sort of sells it, especially the wookiee VR porn and the overly melodramatic cantina musical. The short cartoon is genuinely enjoyable and Art Carney's performance is actually really good given the circumstances.

I know I'll be accused of being a contrarian and a prequel-defender but honestly I think everyone overreacts when it comes to the Holiday Special. You need to go in with the understanding that it's not meant to be taken seriously. In fact it's a pretty great social experience if you watch it with friends and family, if only to riff over how stupid it all is.

Leia being high on Life Day spirit already lifts it above the Disney movies.

We'll all never play star wars 1313

Lucasfilm Story Group just made soft canon softer

Miss me yet?

I'm fine not playing a Boba Fett simulator

You'd need to have Boba in for it to sell but I'm sure everyone would main Bossk
Or IG-88 since his story has him nearly conquer the galaxy

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user

they'll build a bunch of tiny death stars and call it the death nebula.

Nah, take it back to fanfiction.net

Kill yourself.

I'm saying your mandalorians are wish fulfillment characters who are poorly written like fanfiction you fag

This tbh, there's a reason George hates Boba

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I really hope they don't go with this shit where the jedi order dies with Luke.
or maybe it'll be the death of the jedi and the sith altogether

wild guess for the majestic best
Luke dies.

Rey is Luke's Father****

Fin is mace windus son mace windu is alive and comes back****

Screencap this

spoiler text has failed me

wait, so you didn't like chewy even though he was actually funny and able to better convey emotion in the force awakens than in the other movies (without overdoing it and making it cringey) but you want to praise jar jar binks?

no, no, you must be trolling. you must be.

How could you not the constant self-indulgent *wink *wink self aware jokes Han and Chewie did throughout the movie?

There were times i thought i was watching a Not another Teen Movie, not Star Wars. Star Wars is not supposed to be self-aware, it's a fucking space-opera. And the death scene of Han Solo was fucking cringy.

Makes sense, would be realistic actually, as it is like how a spoiled brat of a woman would react.

if you think that post was praising JarJar then you're literally illiterate.

Imagine if The Return of the King was succeeded by a fourth volume called The Last King and Aragorn decided to dissolve the Kingdom of Gondor and literally dismantle the cities of Osgilliath and Minas Tirath and sell their base components in a discount warehouse and then fucked off to the Lonely Mountain to wallow in self-pity in Smaug's old bedroom.

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He was just fanservice for drooling retards. There was no reason for him to even be in the movie.

This post makes me really depressed. It should be added to a screencap with lots of anti-Disney Wars posts.

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that's almost what the next book was going to be like going by Tolkien's own trail of internal logic regarding middle earth's decay and he eventually gave up in entirely because the whole thing made him too depressed.

well that would make him an even bigger hypocrite, you know how the entire jedi order tried to cockblock anakin.

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a friendly tip: "brown people" and lack of punctuality for the sake of flippancy is a goon thing. don't even bother responding to them next time.

*punctuation, not punctuality

Disney's only market is little girls. The reason they bought Marvel and Star Wars is that they want little boys too.

What if Tom Cruise is the last jedi?

Spoiler that lewd, user.

And they know little boys love the BBC

Tom cruise wasn't even the last samurai. It was the bald jap dude who was the last samurai.

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Gondor was actually invaded by the easterlings and almost conquered. Ne sudden death of one of Aragorn's heirs left the kingdom destabilized.

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kotor fans =/= kotor 2 fans

But kotor 2 wouldn't fit in a movie regardless.

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What Disney wants is to turn little white boys into sissies.

And that's not the only one…

>Rey is Luke's daughter father

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okay, but you don't know what you're missing.. ;)

Tales of the Jedi was fun, what was the guy that took over from Obi-Wan? He was a "serious padawan" and then he became this Atton Rand stand in with a lightsabre…Ben urland? Finn Urland? Something like that?

yes ;(

They're really not inspiring any confidence with this

But Jedi are retarded stoics that think humans can live without emotions and Sith are generally edgy assholes. Count Dooku had the right idea.

Jenny had a good video on it tbh

Stephen King is an unironic hack fraud with no redeeming features though.

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Jenny has a good everything

Which was to be an underdeveloped but interesting character who has to wave his lightsaber at a CGI midget?

I miss the EU's