What is your ideal woman?

what is your ideal woman?


I almost found her, but it was in porn so I realized she was a degenerate.

please respond especially if you're the girl I'm looking for.

Sorry bud but im pretty sure finding someone like that and them actually wanting to be with you will be next to none.

Laura B.

i know.

Might as well just end myself now.

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Lmao.. Talking to a girl just like this rn and I'm pretty sure I cant date her because shes just too fucking cute all the time

Be careful OP, with your ideal woman being that, you will easily end up with a "LOL I'M SUCH A NERD XD" SJW cunt.

Someone who needs me just as much as I need them

Well god damnit OP you got me to stop hating all women on planet earth for a second, now I've gotta remind myself that what I just described can't possibly exist by evolutionary design and thinking about women is fucking POINTLESS

That's it really, mostly because I lack the social capability to actually get a woman and keep them with me.

YEAH…

You seem to be looking for a man, are you gay?

Codependency isn't healthy.

It definitely looks that way

A woman who will let me use her as a footrest.

2 dimensional philosopher.

I'm like that, OP.
Except I'm a guy

I'm currently saving up for a plane ticket to go and meet her

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no to all of that.

2D I already have a waifu

you don't want a cute girl?

she's so good to her fans

soon she will be mine

A lady in the streets; a freak in the sheets

I want a girl who will know when to call me baby, when to call me daddy, bring me my bourbon, have a good memory, and not look at me when I breathe in my amyl nitrite.

Ive yet to find a good candidate. I think i might narrow it down a bit.

My sister.

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Fidelity, the rest is secondary

welp.. there go my chances

2D.

and/or underage

yes

ok

heh

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Fictional

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Ideal "woman"

That feel when you speak with a speech impediment and the only girl who will want you is a deaf one

I have resigned to my fate. Every day I dig myself deeper into a hole of mental illness and am farther away from having a girl I can love and make a family with. One I can be proud of

Benitez?

All I'm asking is not getting fucked over the first chance they get, yet I've never found someone like this

I want to an queen ant-girl's sex slave.

it's a pun, m8

she has to be your mom