"user, why do you have vegetable oil in YOUR ROOM?"

How do you respond?

Kek, why the fuck have you vegetable oil in your room?

Fuck you mom haven't you ever cooked anything in your room before?

No, you must be some fat shit user

Don't tell me you fap with dry hands

Haven't you heard of lotion

"I'm about to cook the fuck outta dat ass." Preferably said to your mom.

Lotion is good if you want to keep it clean because it just rubs into your skin. Oil is usually superior though

I don't have money for water-based lube.

LOL. Actually did that once, and stupidly tried to put it out with water. You can guess what happened next.

Nigger you're full of shit. Vegetable oil has a very high flash point and burns too quickly to be a substitute for wax.

I know, it took a good hour before the oil itself started to burn. Left a black scorch mark on the table it was on that is still visible to this day.

U can use veg oil with a wic in a can and you'll have a candle

Vegetable oil is shit-tier lube

Oil stains every fucking thing you get it on.

i can fap anywhere, anywhen, and i don't need to rely on some fancyshmancy lubricant to get it done and feel good

moon landing?

oh.. i dunno i was cooking
no just forgot i had it in my hand

get some baby oil you low-tier niggers

if you are not allergic, coconut oil is the fucking best

avocado oil is good too

jojoba oil is god tier

just rub some in your hair whenever mom walks in

Because i dont want to hurt my gf anymore.

Here's a better question:

"user, why do you have your little sister's dirty panties in your room!? She's only 8 years old!"

apologize and put it back in her room.

It goes on the carrots that I put in my butt. It is called vegetable oil, after all.

Don't worry I always put everything back when I'm done.

Been there, she thought i was huffing it.

I told her i couldn't tell her why it was there. Then after being repeatedly called a drug addict chasing a quick high i said it was for masturbation in a van with my older sister in the back seat.

Being a cutfag must be awful. The only thing I use lube for is my onahole.

sorry, but … you know …

Is this a meme? I am cut and have literally never used lube to fap.

Well, not every men finger his ass (((user))).

this comment makes no sense whatsoever. Are you drunk? Retarded?

tell that bitch to shut her fucking ass up and get the fuck out or you'll kick fuck her pussy till it bleeds

Damn, you're one tough kid.

What

Because you niggers REFUSE to buy vegetable oil, but use it up the second I buy it and tell me to fry shit in EVOO, cause you're fucking stupid.

i also have lye here - was making soap

You dont know a shit about memes, keep fapping to frog porn faggots.

Let me explain to you why your comment makes no sense, since you seem to be an utter newfag and are using memes out of context.

1. My comment had nothing to do with anal penetration.
2. using the (((echo))) in that situation makes no sense.