Admit it, you got chills when you first saw this scene

Admit it, you got chills when you first saw this scene.

I got chills because my dick was cold when all the blood rushed to my stomach and made me want to vomit.

What emotion is this expression supposed to convey?

You are giving Arnold too much credit. That would be acting.

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I laughed and then I went downstairs and turned that dang ol' stove off!

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Got you covered, mate!

Anyone have the copypasta?

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

Fuck you can't delete posts here.

When someone says butterface or I read that word this scene always pops up in my head without fail

Why did they hire her for the movie? I mean, her role is minimal, they could have found any number of more attractive actresses.

Because Hollywood has been dedicated to shoving ugly "actresses" in our faces for awhile now.

True Lies always felt like a weird film to me. The first act plays like a standard action/spy movie, then nothing really happens for 30 mins as Arnold trolls his wife and then after this dance sequence the movie remembers it's an Arnold flick and we're treated to some of the most over-the-top action since "Commando". Not saying I didn't enjoy it but it feels like three different scripts that were spliced together.

Nepotism. Her mum was in Psycho

Her purpose wasn't to be some super model, she was playing a house wife that was generally frumpy.

She's more attractive than Arnold's maid at least

When she falls down and jumps back up again like nothing happened, do you think that was scripted or do you think it just happened and they ran with it in editing?

at least the maid had big titties

faggot

Yes, fat women do tend to have big titties. Along with big everything else

Do you think arnold tapped that in real life?

I never knew David Bowie had a sex change.

She was hotter in that Tim Allen movie.

wud fug current jamie

Having seen Arnold's low standards, yeah probably

She's gone from looking like David Bowie to looking like Rachel Maddow

Arnold fucked the IRL version of pic related.
At this point I wouldn't put it past him to commit bestiality.

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Is cameron some kind of sexist shitlord?

Rich people do crazy shit when they're bored.

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So sick of homosexuals coming to Holla Forums

Bump

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LOL

Ok, OP, you got a genuine laugh out of me, kudos.

on a woman that old, even the finest possible tits are disgusting

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