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Michael Jenkins
Why do stupid Americunts have flags literally everywhere, including up their ass?
The only way this story could be worse is with a confederate flag.
Nolan Jackson
I don't know.
I think it was here when I rented the house.
I don't care for America one bit.
I'd rather see a flag than a rusty water heater.
Lincoln Gomez
Look, since it was rented house I'm going to let you off this time.
But don't fucking put a flag in your "front yard", and raise it every morning as you say the pledge of allegiance.
Andrew Brown
Also your gf didn't see the shit, so I think you got off pretty lightly.
Connor Lopez
Now imagine this would happen in the house of your GF's parents.
Xavier Smith
holy fuck
Luke Lewis
I was semi-expecting this actually, and got a little disapoint.
Basically OP you cleaned up your own shit and nobody witnessed you. That's pretty tame.
Oliver Green
Yeah but I also slathered my entire bathroom in shit, so…
Carter Gutierrez
Yeah when you put it like that, it's pretty lulzy. Thanks user
Bentley Wood
That sounds like a shitty experience.
Jose Watson
Also, what type of pizza?
Jose Myers
TELL US ABOUT THE PIZZA YOU FAGGOT
Xavier Anderson
OP if you don't deliver and describe that pizza you'll be a failure for life
Elijah Brown
Either supreme or three meat rising crust pizza from Culinary Circle.
And yes I did remember.
Ryan Gonzalez
...
Ryder Wood
I liked the bit where OP shit himself
Liam Johnson
that's my favorite part
Jackson Thompson
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Carson Lee
It was funny
Sebastian Ramirez
...
Lucas Cox
literal shitposting. noice
Ryan Nelson
Should I go to a medic or go to a better food place?
Eli Green
...
Connor Nelson
This shit stories are bursting forth, like a wave of diarrhoea
John Cruz
related
Connor Evans
this happened to me a few years ago
Brandon Taylor
...
Isaac Anderson
kek
Isaac Watson
Feels good.
Thomas Bell
Nicely done user
Aiden Lewis
...
Brayden Martinez
...
Adam Harris
That's exactly how it happened !!
Christian Perez
Did it put you off tacobell for lyfe?
Leo Sanchez
yes, I got PTSD :-DDDDDDDD
Noah Gutierrez
Post traumatic shit disorder.
Kevin Stewart
...
Andrew Clark
I hate people like you
Noah Carter
yeah man, colons are weird…
Liam Hill
why do normals always talk about their gf even when its not related to the thing they talk about at all?
Michael Long
gf? Wat gf?
Chase Young
kys Holla Forums
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