I wish there was some kind of guide i can read to familiarize myself with chan culture...

I wish there was some kind of guide i can read to familiarize myself with chan culture. i see a lot racist undertones and what not. should i be racist to browse this forum?

Other urls found in this thread:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cansin_Hacibekiroglu
twitter.com/AnonBabble

www.google.com

i'm half convinced tim poster is actually tim

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OP, just lurk a bit and ease yourself in with a few existing nigga comics.
They you can advance on to creating your own memes.

I'll help get him started

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it's like poetry, it rhymes

this would be funny if the adult swim audience was actualy douchey channers. otherwise this sketch is completely irrelevant and unfunny to regular folks who are educated and dont spend the majority of their waking life browsing a white supremacist forum.

why cant anyone in prison bend at the knees?

Why wouldn't you be racist? Who are you trying to fool or impress? It's all anonymous here.

Here. Repeat after me.
"I hate niggers, I hate Jews. I hate spics and Arabs too."

Doesn't it feel good? It's not being edgy. It's an admission. An admission that you prefer white people. And there is nothing wrong with that.

Tim hates niggers btw.

You don't have to be racist, but if you can't handle the anons around you being racist, then you're going to struggle. I say this as a non-white person


The really important thing is to understand what the core values of channers are, and why we tend to hold those values, then everything kinda flows outwards from there.

Yo dawg. I'm not actually racist. All my best friends are black transgender lesbians.

But political correctness has gotta go. And since the media is clamping down hard on anti-semitism, well I feel it's my duty to restore the cosmic balance YOU FUCKING GREEDY KIKE!

Jew in limousine sees 2 niggers by the roadside eating grass.
Why u eating grass? asks Jew
Hungry, says niggers
Get in car, says Jew, I'll feed you.
Niggers get in. Suspicious of jew. Where you takin us? they ask.
Back to my place, says Jew, the grass in the yard is a foot tall

Anons here hate everybody indiscriminately, including each other and often enough themselves most of all. Embrace the nu diversity.

I hate normies way more than I hate myself.
I hate that they can't see the bars of the social cage.

Time. For the final solution

Niggers are subspecies subhuman ilk and not humans so it's not racist it's speciest because they're worthless low down useless rapist animals that all need to be castrated and lynched.

Chimpmania.com

You see, op? This bigoted diatribe is either irony or ironical. Either way it's good for a laugh.

Explain the difference between these two things or apologize.

Just pretend you're not new and people won't notice. Trust me. I've experience with this shit.

I'm not new and I have no fucking idea how to scratch my balls and write this at the same time… can it be done? is it possible?

The gold standard is to lurk moar. By the time you've lurked enough (ahahaha I jest, you can't lurk enough silly niglets), you'll still have partial and often incorrect knowledge of what happened before you found imageboards (because you don't fucking lurk enough and won't actually read long things people link you, or if you do you'll read the dumb ones liars write), but you'll have been here to see how people think and how things work long enough to pass muster as a midfag.

Of course the culture "evolves" like "language evolves", but that does not mean you should try to shove your dick down everyone's throat and redefine chan culture like retarded pseudo-progressives try to redefine long-established words by protesting their existing meaning.

But really just read and don't weigh in with your hot opinions for a while and you pick some things up. Also you can ask me anything you want because I lurked some (but not enough).

PRO TIP for OP

Link to wikipedia pages that don't support or contradict your point.

PRO TIP for OP

NEVER say that Holla Forums is improving.
It was good a long time ago, but now it's much worse, and nearly dead.

PRO TIP for OP

If you're losing an argument badly and there's no way out, post trollface.jpg
You were only trolling. Look how hard user got trolled.

PRO TIP for OP

Legitimately never post anything recycled from reddit or similar.
If you can't create OC or remix something, blame everything on niggers.

Yeah how about no you lying fucking faggot, first off wikipedia is for kikes to fool niggers with, and secondly even wikipedia doesn't support your assertion you fucking cunt:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cansin_Hacibekiroglu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cansin_Hacibekiroglu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cansin_Hacibekiroglu
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cansin_Hacibekiroglu
READ IT YOU STUPID NIGGER


Sounds like you're a complete fucking newfag, I remember when Holla Forums was getting better every day, it was back during
2006
*angelic chorus*


Wow what kind of fucking autist would think OP was being serious good job getting fucking trolled retard way to take the bait, free replies, haha I can't stop laughing at how fucking autistic you are.


Just get out.
>>>/reddit/
>>>/gulag/
>>>/oven/
>>>/hell/
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/gaia/
>>>Holla Forums
>>>Holla Forums
>>>/freech/
>>>/cuckchan/
>>>/4chan/
>>>/krautchan/
>>>/z/
>>>/r9k/
Fucking pathetic, go back to fucking
>>>/facebook/

PRO TIP for OP

Anonymity gives you the freedom to fail with less social consequences.
However we're all human, and we feelz bad when we fail.
Try to deflect your worst failures on newfags, ponyfags, or furfags.

I didn't fail you fucking moron let's have a 200-reply-long conversation about how fucking mad I'm not and how fucking mad you are and even if maybe you were right about the initial post you obviously fucking meant to insinuate something else I won't be taken in you fucking kike I'm le epic mask counterculture 2edge4reddit fucking fight me.

The best part is while we both are likely raging spergs, we are equally likely to be one raging sperg and one guy who's just messing around, or even two guys just trying to gain an "upper hand" and make the peanut gallery think we're a little more under the others' skin than they are under ours. We can go back and forth like this for hours just honing our parries and ripostes, the exact punctuation, the exact smiley, trying not to use aggressiveness-indicating punctuation, turns of phrase, regional slang, or make typos, but also trying to be SANIC because if we take too long or our post is too much longer than someone else's we open ourselves up to a shit-eating "omg you wrote all that and I won't read u mad" reaction image.

You may think writing all of this was a massive waste of time but that's because you're a fucking newfag. Also, you're such a samefag and responsible for all comments agreeing with your posts and it's SO FUCKING OBVIOUS YOU SHITTY FAILED SAMEFAG GB2REDDIT, but I am none of the comments agreeing with me, "we just all agree you suck". The ones who don't are the fucking /r9k/ MLP newfags who belong on DA.

PRO TIP for OP

but also

Shitness is on a bell-curve, and the golden middle is not too popular, but not so obscure that it's hipster.

Pepe was in the middle, but gaining popularity. Keep your finger on the pulse, and be ready to hate on pepe at the right time.

PRO TIP for OP

Never start anything with "pro tip". It makes you sound like an pretentious autist.

PRO TIP for OP

Most people will never read your wall-of-text.
They'll skim and snipe at one irrelevant subpoint, or even spelling.

tl;dr Get to the fucking point.

PRO TIP for OP

Never whiteknight on chans. (Unless you do it ironically, and even then it has to be chan ironically, and not hispter ironically).

Everyone hates whiteknights, and there won't be enough SJW to protect you from the PURE HAET.

PRO TIP for OP

Keep your Holla Forums folder well organised. You never know when the right meme, reaction image, or porn will literally save the day.

PRO TIP for OP

Choose your waifu carefully. Wrong waifu can get you ostracised from chans, then you'll literally have nowhere left to go except kill yourself.

Wow, omg "I like thing I bet you've never heard of called popularity bellcurve, hurr middle of the road bias, I so good at not having opinion, the retarded hipsters and brainless sheeple throngs are both so fucking great".
The big laugh is that you're a fucking newfag pretending to hate an attitude that's popular when in fact everyone fucking hates that attitude you dumb fucking slowpoke sheep.
Pepe is already stale fucking cancer and was already /r9k/-tier shit, it was good as a reaction image and went to complete unfunny macro-fagging bullshit with "rare pepes" which should have lasted like one day and gone the fuck away because it wasn't fucking funny.
That above part about Pepe is actually pretty true, but notice how it's said with shit-eating smugness and unwarranted authority, over-effusive confidence, etc


You fucking newfag furry, the only thing protip user did wrong is making it two words. It's one, not hyphenated, protip user is newfag but you're even more of a fucking newfag. Go back to pedochan sperglord.
Protip - Counter sperglord with autist and autist with sperglord, it's super effective! Also calling someone an ADD or ADHD shitter can work if coupled with "dumb newfag 13yo kids"


Only autistic speds can't read a few fucking words and aren't worth talking to anyways, "lol filtered" go the fuck back to Twitter, "lol tl;dr" go the fuck back to 4chan's shitty inferior low comment size and take the SJW pink dildo you fucking autistic 13yo sped faggot
Again mostly true but what's most important is that it sounds like I know what I'm talking about, albeit played up for obviousness. "sped" is a venerable chan/forum term for "special ed" and tends to imply someone is ADD more than autistic


OW THE EDGE *tips fedora*
Wow I'm sure you aren't just repeating what everyone on Holla Forums says to show what a le epic oldfag you are, yeah you have a really tragic backstory about how the other pre-teens won't let you stick your pimply dick in them and went out with "Chad", fuck off /r9k/, you pathetic subhuman kikes. TITS or GTFO is about CONTENT OVER ATTENTION-WHORING, it doesn't even have anything to fucking do with gender except whores were showing off and filthy fucking betas were sucking up to them and ruining all of the SERIOUS DISCUSSION.

Protip: You are an "alpha" and your opponent is a "beta". Almost anything can be construed to fit into either of the two categories if you have some base idea of sort of how the average idiot considers these things and can work with and bend it, which is fucking easy. If the thread isn't taking the bait, samefag until they do, become the vox populi. Strenuously ignore the wise anons who will post the video of the guy who initiated the theory for wolves saying "haha no actually doesn't even really apply to wolves". On 8ch, if they keep linking you back to where they posted it, you can just say:
Or
If they then make or initially posted a WebM, just call the guy a lying PC kike Shekelstein going back on it because someone said he had to in order to keep his job, or just keep trying to ignore it. REAL men and REAL anons know that it's all true and that you are standing for pure alpha merits in your discussion about why it's wonderful to masturbate to cartoon depictions of little girls, or whatever.

I whiteknighted on 4chan's Holla Forums for years, but only when the people "attacking" were saying dumb shit and trying to stir shit up with people who had done absolutely nothing to them and weren't fucking retarded to begin with. I actually killed some pretty high-energy raid threads (and filled over 4 threads to completion as recently as May). Don't try it. You don't have the touch and will get BTFO. It helps to genuinely not be attracted to or even like or agree with anyone you whiteknight, but you still have to be at the top of your banter game to solo whiteknight a live thread, though probably easier on 8ch/b/, haven't tried. It's an interesting challenge but you'll fuck it up, never doubt that.


Use hydrus newfag
no really try it out guys
>>>/hydrus/
don't forget to make backups and don't lose your entire life to scraping


Go back to >>>/a/ pedo faggot
Hurr durr /a/ is the origin of English imageboards, hurr durr
Fuck off back to >>>/somethingawful/ you fucking goon shill, /a/ was always shit, go get cucked out of your native culture following some autistic weebs. Besides I bet your fucking waifu is shit-tier Asuka, hurr durr spoiled bitch better than Rei, hurr durr shitty omgsodeep babby's first hipster lowest common denominator artsy fucking bullshit.

Just fucking kill yourself, no one wants you here, even /a/ and /jp/ don't fucking want you, just end it.

PRO TIP for OP

Poe's law states that:

"Even with clear indicator of the author's intent, parodies of extreme views will be mistaken by Americans as sincere expressions of the parodied views"

Basically you can't use irony unless between othercountryfags to mock Americans. (Because they won't be able to pick up on it, however unsubtle).

Poe's Law actually states this with no reference to Americans. This goes back to 4chan's /int/ which was filled with whiny kids who hated their parents for knowing how well the US had done, so they spent years of their lives shitting almost exclusively on the US at every turn and in every thread, and whenever anyone from the US would correct them, tell them to fuck off, or even banter back at them they would all chant "US can't handle the banter" over and over and liberal Americans would proxy up and join or lead them to be accepted as le good progressives. The irony is that they never understood how US-centric they were making the board for being schizos complaining constantly about it - they just blamed the US for that, claiming they were flooding /int/.

Here on Holla Forums's /int/, the Krauts and the minority of the anti-US circlejerk got blown the fuck out so hard and demonstrated themselves to be so extremely unable to actually handle banter when it was coming mostly at them instead of the other way around, even with only small portions of the banter being directed at each country, that they got eternally butthurt and false-flagged as retarded extremist versions of the normal anons who liked light rules, becoming Holla Forums and freech and driving an eternally-paranoid, eternally-vulnerable Holla Forums full of underageb&s into a partisan-censorship frenzy. Then they tried the same thing on every other board but everyone hated them and thought they were unfunny and told them to fuck off, so they made Holla Forums with the same results more or less, except a few genuine retards joined Holla Forums so it's not completely 100% just /int/.

Now this was a reasonable explanation which you should never actually give on an imageboard except to legitimately interested people like ITT, who are rare enough. The correct post to respond to this one would be:

Fuck off goon, everyone knows you can't handle any banter at all, maybe because your country has nothing going for it.

Pick one and only one.

Nice trips.
I admire the effort put into your post, I really do, but basic bitches won't feel the same way.
If you want to be respected even more for your efforts, you need to minimize the perception that you try too hard. That means being concise and condescending, not expansive and vitriolic.

Great meta user

Should I have just said "Don't be an egomaniacal windbag" instead?

I was agreeing with you. No irony

Oh.

encyclopediadramatica.se

also lurk moar

the racist part is Holla Forums actually only a part of the political board on the chan, some are really racists right wing nutjobs, there is also left wing political board Holla Forums they are not racist but still batshit insane like Holla Forums
so no you don't need to be racist, Holla Forums is not racist and thinks the left and right paradigm is shit.

I know, I even referenced that in one of the long posts.

Each reply in these posts should be its own small post and summarized more and also with more fuck you faggot thrown in.

You dumb fucking faggot.
See everyone agrees with me and hates you.


Probably, but it was a good meta nonetheless.
There is one good thing about being expansive and vitriolic; when talking about "smart people stuff". Anons think "deep" means "broad" so lots of words with some actual meaning in there somewhere works.


ED run by furry goons now and since a while, also weird SJW bullshit if you check their off-site forum. Good shill sentence but also actually true.

I admire your meme, sir.
By the way, Holla Forums is racist though, but on general principle rather than ideological monolith.

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Oh boy

Kike detected

I am not like you, getting triggered by anything that is not nat-soc.
even if they are furries or goons, I read the articles anyway, even if I don't agree.

I admire your meme, sir.
By the way, Holla Forums is racist though, but on general principle rather than ideological monolith.

Holla Forums is not racist, they hate everyone equally and don't give a shit about race,skin color…etc
Holla Forums gives shit equally to everybody and think politics is retarded.
also Holla Forums is not racist, they are against zionism, but do not have a racist or white reference.

Holy shit, you clearly forgot what thread you're in or just didn't read to begin with.

speak of the devil.
irony: user has his tongue in his cheek
ironical: that a mentally challenged racist should say niggers are subhuman
Geddit now?

hey Holla Forums ,no one here likes your shit, fuck off to your rightwing sjw hugbox.

0/5 shit post faggot gb2tumblr

Thanks for Correcting Our Record fellow user! :^)

He just does not ascribe to your retarded ideology, thinking race is relevant.
stormfront really cancered this place up.

Thanks for Correcting Our Record fellow user! :^)

You are welcome, no need to thank me I am just doing my part.

Thanks for Correcting Our Record fellow user! :^)

wus goin on in here

FUCKING KIKE NEWFAG LURK MOAR

interdasting
since the beginning
Holla Forums has had 7 million posts
Holla Forums, 6 million and
Holla Forums 900k

I was simply pointing out that asking for an apology from user is utterly pointless, please try being a little less autistic.

even though i know this is satire, i would like it to be known i've been here since last december. im not an oldfag, but i'm certainly not new. also lurking is bad.

half the users on Holla Forums are bots.
the rest are retards.

that offends me, opalijize

No you weren't. You added being an idiot.

Also, i'd like to call you a 6 letter word beginning with f, but i'm afraid of Dysnomia.

upvoted, chum

Don't let the internet turn you into a racist or a sissy faggot, user

APOLOJUICE NIDA

yes, I agree with the isil loli.

I've been here since Dec 31st, 1999.
Lurk less and post more cool ideas Xddddddd


For real, the trapfags need to be gassed.

namefags need to be gassed

See, you're being autistic again. "Waah, user called someone an idiot", that happens all the time if you haven't noticed so just deal with it.

Kike detected.

Stop sliding shill

you should all gas each other and i'll gas whoever remains, then myself.

Gas yourself goon

You're not me faggot

Eat me nigger

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not to me it doesn't. now shut up, some anons are enjoying themselves.

Sorry, I want my 150% extra kikegolds for the late friday night shilling gig, oy vey steelbeams and synagogues fam


No fun allowed fagotron

all me

Just read this thread OP - plenty of niggerfaggot circlejerkery in here to train you up.

(You)

Here, to make things less confusing for the newfags I'll go back and link every post I made ITT so they get how it works:

were all me

(Hotwheels cat)

(You) (You) (Mochi is dead)

(Jim)

one of those is actually me

Here is a pictorial guide to help you understand the majority of posts on Holla Forums

(Pig)

(the little bee in the corner posted this)

You know not all ibs are like this right? 420chan has been around for like 10 fucking years and dosen't have that going on.

Lying kike shill


DUDE WEED LMAO
420chan was always barely clinging to life as a site, and now that >>>/wooo/ exists here, it's pretty much curtains.
Seriously, any time you mention anything at all on any board drugs or not about anything not being wonderful they'll just say BAD VIBES MAN, it's funny, but in truth the place is pozzed as fuck.

slide what? I think you have mistaken this for Holla Forums .

This is a meta thread about how people post on Holla Forums, genius

The racism is usually just people begging for attention. It's best if you ignore it.

Except 420chan seems fine

this is Holla Forums faggot, shill,sliding,shlomo…etc does not apply here.
stop spreading your aids all over the site stormfag

You're just too stupid for this, aren't you? I mean, you're just not the guy who reads and understands the thread he's in, are you?


Why it's almost as good as 7chan :^)

Clean up this filth

fuck you, stop projecting stormfag

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Ohh are you going to claim you are being persecuted now?
typical rightwing sjw. KYS

Stormfags and SJWs are pretty much indistinguishable from each other, and nothing makes either group angrier than pointing this out.

true

Cept SJW want to censor the internet, where as Stormfags AKAIK don't.

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Can you summarize?
I really can't be bothered to lurk in pol

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Do you know what AKAIK means?

nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

… SHIT AFAIK
Well you're still a nigger

sure, Holla Forums censors anyone who does not agree with their views, they will ban anyone disagreeing, their board is big on censorship, and the sheeple will applause their mods if they ban someone who disagrees, the result is that people start to despise them, and they become so removed from reality that they think that the whole world is not nat-soc.

they are pleb tier and they can't see it.

is this a new breed of shitposting?

A huge aspect of Holla Forums shared with SJWs is that they believe that the majority of people secretly think like they do (the "I'm just saying what everyone's thinking" falacy). That's why they're always so surprised and outraged when reality doesn't conform to their delusions.

Ok so they censor their board into a massive circle-jerk

But SJW want to censor the internet globally. They don't want any site in any country to not fit their world view.

Quite a bit worse, no?

This is exactly what Stormfront want.

they would try to censor the internet globally if they have the power to do so, but they don't.

this is what I meant

Oh. Well fuck them both then.

exactly, welcome to Holla Forums brother

I like cats

You're not very good are you?


Yeah, just the parts they care about :^)
"Ending degeneracy" and killing all of the degenerates surely wouldn't be the most extreme form of censorship :^)


What all of the REAL good working-class people are thinking, you mean. Socialist ideologues are disgusting creatures. Even Marx realized the error of his foppish ways.


Technically most Stormfags want everyone non-white to fuck off to their own countries and they can do whatever they like there, but Stormfags fail to realize that the US was never an exclusively white nation, forget the slaves, there were Chinamen immigrating and peddling wares since day one.


Holla Forums is not a neutral open-minded standpoint on politics or anything else you massive fucking newfag, Holla Forums is undefined by nature.

Cats are shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Actually I'd say that Stormfront want to go one step further, in that they don't want any PERSON in any country to not fit their world view.

As fucking awful as SJWs are, I think at least some of them would allow people they didn't like to exist. Holla Forums and Stormfront literally want to kill anyone who doesn't fit their personal worldview. So yeah, if you're not white, not Christian, not heterosexual, don't fit within their extremely narrow definitions of acceptable masculinity or femininity, and if you like anything "degenerate" (a completely meaningless, made-up term whose definition changes constantly to encompass anything they personally dislike, rather like the SJW "problematic") they would have you killed if they had the power to do so.

:(

They also fail to understand the massive economic, social, and political implications that make such a thing completely undesirable, and the logistical complications tha tmake such a thing completely IMPOSSIBLE.

Look at those fury legs. So sexy.

mkay oldest fag, offcourse it's undefined, one thing for sure is that Holla Forums is not a rightwing or left wing board.
and the attempts by stormfags to make Holla Forums adopt their shitty ideology is pathetic.

Now you've stepped from telling the truth with hurts them to shilling utter bullshit.

Again, that is bullshit and I begin to think you're Correcting The Record here.

Half of Holla Forums is gay as fuck and they still have that Holla Forums edgelord hatred for Christianity. Stop talking out your ass you lying fuck.
This part is completely true though.
Also actually true, it's very much like problematic.
No they wouldn't, they'd jerk off and do fucking nothing and go "hehe not really haha" because they're useless fucks and the foot soldiers can't be manipulative to the degree the SJWs are because that's muh Jewish degeneracy.


Stormfags don't understand money to begin with, because:
A) They actually are still socialists and thus completely fucking retarded regarding economics, trade, work, or in short how products and materials are accessed and why people bother to ever do anything
B) Money is the Jews! Trade is the Jews! Interest is the Jews! Middlemen are the Jews! Bosses are the Jews! Fucking robbing kikes! It's the Jews! The Jews did everything! We unironically repeat all of the things we mock niggers for saying about us, and we think we're the master race, but the Jews outwitted us with dirty tricks which somehow took no real intelligence from the beginning! Do you hear me? The Jews are in charge of EVERYTHING FUCK ME HARDER MASTER THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

pure weaponized cuteness.

"The day of the rope" and "rebuilding the camps" are phrases Holla Forumsand Stormfront use all the time.

Few of them even know what the day of the rope is, 4chan's Holla Forums did not actually hate niggers for the most part, you are irony-impaired to the point of actual retardation, most of Holla Forums are conspiracyfags who say "the Holohoax never happened", and the Third Reich never intended to kill "everyone they disagreed with".

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go away ctr

Awwwwwwwww

awwwwwww, watch her eat.

This had better be shitposting, because the thought that you may be taking this seriously is making me want to vomit.

(Me)

I KNOW WHAT YOU DID FAGGOT

protip: correcting mistakes isn't allowed

Kike shill

Kike shill

Can't outshill me kike shill

Kike shill

Kike nigger shill

Kike shill

You're all kike shills

Kike shill