Ask a guy who just came back home after a date with an Indian girl anything

did you stick in her butthole?

about how much sand was in her vagina?

Did you Jalebi her in the Navrattan korma while telling her to Pani puri your Shahi tukra?

I would have Vegetable jalfrezi all over her Khichdi, the dirty little Aloo matar

It has to be.

M8

Their anal sphincter share so spicy due to their shitty food, that OP's dick would have 3rd degree burns from that. imying OP is white

Do you guys lyke criket?

oh no, we love it!

Aight buddy if you luv cryket time to head over for the cryket threads on 76chan.

post lightly browned boobs

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ok.
why?

How many showers do you think it'll take to get the smell off?

26

is OP going to answer anything, or?
post a pic of her, I'm curious what her rating is.
also, sauce on pic?

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had on 2% volume, nice try though

and nah, I've seen that chick before.

did her pussy smell like curry?

Butter chicken

I ate out a girl, and her pussy tasted like durian (because she was AZN and ate a lot of durian).

Did it smell like durian?

Yes a bit. It was weird.

Did it look like durian?

No, it looked pretty much perfect, if you like dark AZN pussy.

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No, more like a loli

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fucking furries…

me to budy

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Ikr, it was a boy all along

close

Sorry m8 but i cant fuck that sucking her tits at the same time

Let me adjust that for you user…

k, wanna yiff :3 ♥

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gross

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a)

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whats the pay rate at 7/11

Does your dick smell like curry?

This.

Does your dick taste like curry now?

When you fly into Mumbai airport, the first thing you nice as you exit the jetway is the B.O.. Next, the sheer mass of humanity causing the smell. And finally the faint whiff of curry.

We know she has probably discovered soap, but did she still reek of curry?

Guys check out this nice hot indian pussy lips. fuskator.com/full/gazcGgEISjY/Hairy-Indian-Gymnast-with-Plump-Pussy.html

does she live in a teepee?

does she poo in the loo?

Will her brothers and father allow you to help with the honor killing?

&-11 Indian not Casino Indian.

What does she look like?

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indians smell like shit, but their religion is awesome, their Gods, rule.

Hail Shiva

OP HERE NEWS:
We met another time today really nice shit happned, we´re dating now.
So ask a guy who dates an indian chick everything

like the Indian chick in your pic, maybe a bit smaller tits and overhaul a bit smaller I think, she also has longer, curlier hair

nah, she was adopted as a baby and grew up with white parents so its nice

har har mahadev
best God ever.
whenever Shiva is mentioned I get so much feels.
Gotta love him

You will never be that cool

BADASS !!!

who the hell wouldn't pick A?

A does not have visible sexual organs

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B isn't even remotely quantifiable as human. no human brain. can't speak. can't understand speech. thinks like a fish and does fish things. can't survive outside of water. uhh…

A is appreciably human in most respects.

the mouth is a great sex organ

Low quality threads like this should not be allowed.

yes I agree, but pusseh is nice too

who needs speech and brain when she has a pusseh? it's not like we admire women's intellect and conversations.

it's nice if you are sexually attracted to fish…

we admire their tits and faces

Does fish pussy smell like people?

prob

they smell like tuna

faces are overrated

When you want to talk to her do you call tech support?

Why does all indian food look like hurl?

How many of her relatives were involved in arranging your date?

Will you both be burned alive in the near future?

Does she smell like curry?

Did she have those weird tattoos on her hand?

Do you like ugly girls?

I once dated an indian girl, had diarrhea for weeks afterwards

indian chicks are usually hairy, are you a closet fur fag