Sony's fucked

Literally all of Sony's division are failing, even the gaming division is having trouble staying afloat.

Sony's going to fall pretty soon and 2017 is going to see its worst year as a business.
I'll get to the big news:
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Sony headquarters in Japan is considering selling their movie and TV divisions, CBS might buy them but the Chinese are very interested in buying their film divisions.
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Sony is so desperate for a hit that they are banking on the Emoji Movie to save them and be their next big franchise. I'm serious.

Paul McCartney is dead, and has been for decades. Sony going down would be good news though, but I really doubt it will.

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COME ON 2017

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Sneaky snark.

Nips are assuming direct control, and kicking out juden, like it's nothing. Can't be sure what's gonna come up, soon enough.

But, Sir Paul is ok?

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Emoji movie? what the hell is wrong with this planet

That's not true
They make pretty much all of their money off their insurance and financial divisions, those alone can keep the company profitable

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Sir Paul's more than okay. If his lawsuit goes to court and asks for monetary compensation too, it'll Gawker all over again.

Where did it go so wrong for Sony?

When they overpriced the PS3, interfered in Spider-Man 3 and gave Amy Pascal more creative control.

Maybe they should consider removing PAYING FOR ONLINE the fuckers.

"Worked" for Xbox

The crowd is silent as Louis walks on stage, a microphone in his hand. "Folks, I have a special song for you tonight," he says as he raises the microphone to his mouth. The crowd begins cheering as a familiar tune, "Paint is Black" by the Rolling Stones starts playing…
As the song ends and the music fades out, 1000 virile African men descend on the crowd and begin impregnating all of the white women, and slaughtering all of the white men. Louis then dives of the stage into crowd, and begins using his mouth to clean the phallus's of the satisfied bulls…

Kinda, the thing the Xbox had a lot of online mutiplayer titles like Halo and CoD and ect. That made the purchase worth while. Plus, Microsoft has a far better understanding of internet connectivity and software importance than Sony.

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Dubs of eloquence, especially the Amy Pascal thing

"Dey dishonored the famiri!"

This should be fun to watch.

Never understood this. Some otherwise credible conspiracy sources even seem to believe it. Based on a "hidden message" in a record played backward you believe
Smh tbh

Hes not suing him

What if there was 2 McCartneys changing places?

This is all your fault

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At this point the only way that's gonna happen is if Microsoft does it first, and since they're not top dog anymore it's somewhat possible.

Why would there be two? Because he was barefoot on an album cover?

Console for single-players and couch multiplayers, PC for online multiplayers. You fucking plebeians.

No, because a college magazine said so!

In case anyone needed reminders about how cancerous Holla Forums and the games industry is

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>mfw Sony dropped/canceled/delayed the animated Popeye movie for a FUCKING emoji movie

The fucking Jews want to kill the Samurais.

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They kill themselves a lot

Someone hasn't seen the Switch threads.

Also


You faggots deserve everything you get.

Sony hasn't produced or distributed a single good movie in the last decade

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Protip: it doesn't make any difference how well built your "rig" is, you will ALWAYS be a virgin.

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Sony was king of the gaming,film, and tv market.

Where did it go wrong?

lol losers

REMINDER california purposefully sabotages businesses.

The popeye movie was dumb as shit

And this emoji movie is somehow better?
At least the Popeye movie would've been funny.

Terrible management and business decisions as said here:
They tried so hard to come back on top only to make stupid decisions in hardware like trying to resurrect the Walkman by making it an overpriced iPod with none of the features besides listening to Pandora abd Spotify. Their TVs and computers were going well being BTFO'd by the Koreans with Samsung, which had bettet software. Same for their phone division.

Remember when Sony contacted the producers behind james bond spectre or skyfall and wanted them to shill their phone?

They were like nah we only use the best in bond films

Holy fuck, really?

Google it lazy fuck. It was part of the sony email leaks

Bigger Paul Theory?

Sony did a real good job gutting their electronics to the point where even the gooks in Worst Korea could do better. Damn shame since 20-30 years ago you could not fucking beat them.

Sony's video game division really should just branch off and become its own independent company, they could just call themselves "PlayStation" rather than "SIE Worldwide Studios".

In a few years they'll probably end up as a loaned-out brand like RCA

Would they still crush Xbox and Nintendo?

Part of the problem is Nintendo and Microsoft keep fucking up basic shit, which is really the main reason why Sony is able to stay in the game. If either one of these companies did something that was rational for at least 15 minutes then Playstation would be in some real trouble as things stand right now. But since Nintendo is dicking around autistically and MS is trying to figure out how they can get their 30 year old API working on every device on the planet without crashing every six seconds then I don't think there's much they have to worry about.

Of course he made the contract with sony back when netflix was still a mail in dvd service

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err no, this is statistically not true, fuck off

Kek, fag

still primarily a mail in dvd service

But at least it look like it would have been a fun movie that future generations would have like unlike the Emoji movie were it WILL be a outdated piece of shit "film" in at least the next decade with a new tech or something.

Future generations would probably hate everything that came before it tbqh

How exactly did their hardware division die so hard?

Oh right. Koreans.

Servers are not free.

outsourcing manufacturing.

Emoji 3: Revenge of the Emoticon