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WHAT DO YOU DO
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN?

28 pages of Squirrel Girl porn

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This.

Nobody wants it to be "only a dream", or a figment of everyone's imagination, and writing off a change in narrative for a revolution against the in-universe bullshit is too preachy.

Just pick an issue where you want to take off from, and feign ignorance.

The only question here to answer is which issue would you start from?

user, its not just that SJWmania is gone, those who let it happen and supported it must pay aswell, for that case you know which comic company and its creations must be sealed and forgotten forever

Write off Squirrel Girl as being a shut-in and getting chubby over the course of a couple months and then working it off before her new comic to explain becoming a stumpy potato-thing in the old one

Sounds like the shittiest main event ever

Fuck off, Marvel, you need to fix your own comics.

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I sit down and start to write a competent story with likable characters and good art to carry it along.

Supervillain mind control, the villain my character will be stacked up against for the next couple issues. Their motivation being a desire to turn the populace and her allies against her by making her an insufferable cunt.

It's a story of redemption, more or less. Also a very skimpy outfit

Exactly. What issue do you start from?
Do you change the origin? Which origin do you keep?
Do you throw out all of the post 2007 comics? Do you keep some? etc

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Nick Fury: (Drinks beer) Hey, remember when I was black and everybody had to bow down to faggots and feminists?

Punisher: Yeah. Thank god President Trump nuked Israel. (Drinks beer)

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No fight with the abomination?

You're trying really hard to fit in kiddo. A little too hard.

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I would just burn anything having to do with the old fag (((writers))) and just return all the heroes back to their white, straight versions as it was always intended to be. Any niggers characters will be NEW superheroes and won't just steal the identity of an already existing hero. Any nigger superheroes will not have stories revolving around "SHIIIIEEEET LOOK AT DA RACIST WHITE CRIMINALS I GOTTA STOP EM" and any female superhero stories will not have any "ugh, like fuck the patriarchy and fuck Drumpf, so intolerant!" and will give all females attractive bodies and their skimpy outfits.

Ideally, you acknowledge what's salvageable without going dwelling on the specifics. Spider-Woman's probably the hardest to deal with, because there's no way to undo the baby mamma drama without either removing the kid or sidelining Jessica entirely.


To be fair, black Nick Fury is his son, introduced in the same story that brought fucking Agent Coulson into the comics. Funny enough, Frank did become black. Briefly though, after some rather hasty plastic surgery to fix a fucked-up face.

The universe was being replaced piecemeal by people from the Left-handed dimension. The real capes staged a breakout and brutally killed their copycats and have vowed never to speak of those dark days again.

It was all evil teen Jean. Trying to craft the world into her own stupid tumblr fanfic.

Presumably it would be defeated, devoured, or otherwise destroyed in a way that makes people realize what it was and readers understand what the intention was, but it wouldn't be a big thing.

The last thing SJWs need or deserve is more attention and any kind of ego-building acknowledgement.

They were ass-cancer and they deserved to be quickly excised and disposed of with as little fanfare as possible.

you could also make couple of thick superheroines going on wacky adventures perving at innocent skinny males

Agreed. I genuinely believe that with a combination of suspension of disbelief and a good delivery situations can be adapted into something better. Retconning should be saved for the super fuck ups. Y'know, like when they want to be edgy.


Makes more sense than this crap. I also doubt they were giving that much of a shit about sexuality when they were crucifying your friends on the front lawn.

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Anthony Burch would be the ultimate jobber

The Punisher.
He hunts down every SJW who has written for Marvel and blows their brains out.

Top kek, keep being in denial about Trump being one of their supporters.

"I love Israel. We will support Israel." - Donald Trump, 2016

Predicting the future with startling accuracy.

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I think it would be best exemplified as "Comics in The Obama Years".

There is a white woman (Red Grandma Feminist Glasses, Dyed Red Neon Hair) on Earth-23 who though magic knows that the Multiverse is mostly made up of Masculine Strait White Males.
She teams up with her blue haired counterpart on Earth-11 who is a beta-cuck in blue hipster glasses and aggravated that most superheroines are sexually attractive.
In order to make the Multiverse less "Problematic" they radiated a power out across the multiverse designed to diversify the multiverse.
What they didn't realize was that in doing so they were empowering The Anti-monitor.
The fictional representation of people not giving any shits about reading comics
This is all delivered in a purely visual format with no word bubbles like that batman comic when Damian died.
A sepia-tone shot of The Anti-monitor being destroyed when Darkseid was destroyed by the blackracer flash(?).

John Constantine appears in their cosmic looking multiverse overlook.
The girl runs away by teleporting as John grabs the cuck and just punches him to a bloody pulp and seals his magic powers away.
He tracks down the girl on Earth-23 at night in a city.
The panel is of a brightly lit brick wall at an angle showing shadows.
She runs out of panel and is reduced to a shadow as John appears holding a wood baseball bat and dragging the cuck before dropping him in front of the panel.
The shadow is then John beating her with the bat before a bright flash signifies sealing her power.
On said brick wall is a tattered Red, White and Blue campaign poster with Calvin Ellis's face that reads 'HELP' in big capital letters.

John is later at a strip club as a woman dressed as Batchick from The Dark Knight Strikes Again takes the stage.
He smirks.
End.

Squirrel Girl is now Squirrel Milf, she's lost weight and now physically throws up whenever she thinks about her college self. The cringe wasn't actually all that bad(Amazing Squirrel Girl is actually the recollections of her college years that she's remembering, because she hates her past self so much though it's gone through several levels of cringe filter in her brain and turned into that abomination.) but it was enough to make her drop out of the superhero business.

But now the squirrels that were once her escorts and power are leaving her, drawn to a new Squirrel girl, one so cringy as to induce violent hatred filled flashbacks in Squirrel Milf. She must now set out to deprogram this wayward soul teaching her dignity, good bearing and how to handle ultimate power while coming to terms with her own past in the process.

TLDR Ultimate Squirrel Girl is a cringe induced flashback of Squirrel Milf. We make Squirrel Milf a new property while freeing up the new Squirrel Girl to return to being a giant fuck you to authors that get too edgelordy over their storylines.

Frank Miller is shit and has always been shit.

Fuck him and fuck his moronic talking heads gimmick that he beat to death with every Batman comic he did.

atleast he get head son

You're everywhere on this site. Aren't you?

How many tabs do you have open?

Why on earth do liberals keep screwing this up?

Nigger, please.

Except you've clearly never read every Batman comic he did

Are you trying to deny that Trump is an Israel supporter?

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I have almost never seen religion be portrayed competently in comics, all it is is either pie in the sky idealists or murderous extremists. Hell they managed to screw up NIGHTCRAWLER, possibly the only good christian in all of comic-dom.

I'd do Nightwing.

All I would do is retcon the mistake that was Forever Evil and Grayson.

If i have full control, I'd also make Dickbat teach Damien to be less of a cunt, in some shitty flashback.

I've gotta love the attempts to make Trump into Schrodinger's Nazi. If the audience is zionist, Trump is the reincarnation of Hitler. If the audience is anti-zionist, Trump dances to the puppet strings of the Jews.

Trump's support for Israel and for Jews in general is lukewarm. He says the safe things to say and quickly moves on, because he is not running for office in Israel or for Israel, unlike every other politician in the past 2 decades. Israel is not important to him, which is a radical, but totally defensible position to take in American politics.

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