Are the mods having a hotpocket party?

Are the mods having a hotpocket party?
Do they all stand in a circle and fap over a hotpocket, and last one to cum has to eat the hotpocket clean up the spam?

Clean up the spam fuckers!!!

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Check out the cheesiness of this delectable hotpocket…

Don't worry, we have top men working on it!

They are fixing it bro!

Holla Forums needs more mods here to be honest. Like we just need a few more who aren't going to do anything except delete and ban spammers. I'd do it, but I don't hang out on the irc thing so I don't think theres any way whatsoever. But they should be looked at by the other mods. If the new mods do anything but delete the spam and ban spammers/ pedos then they should be removed. It's all fixable, I wish that we'd get our fix.

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Meanwhile elsewhere….

Don't worry folks. Let me just check the board log.

All that hard work deserves a nice cup of tea.

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Let me just check the roll book to see what it says about hotpocket mediated moderation and I'll get straight on it.

Everybody chill the fug down, we have top men on it.

Burnt the dag nam hotpockets fellas!

Gonna have to start again!

Ah har har. Best technique is to boil hotpockets just like muh meema taught me!

Hur dur i eat them raw

YOU HAVE UNLEASHED A DEMON, MODS! NOBODY FUCKS WITH ANONYMOUS!!!

I like the melted cheese so I microwave them and then shove them down my throat until I gag.

Wi Leejun Inspoct Us!

HOTPOCKET GOES HERE!!!

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>All we need now is some super sugary energy drinks and dirty dirty hoes

Guys muh hotpockets are a funny shape. Are they still ok to eat?

Normal service will resume shortly

Someone has a hotpocket is his ass

I think someone has corrupted my hotpocket.

Dam girls and their fancy cutlery shit.

A real mod eats them off his hat

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I don't like Hot Pockets™.

one of these will be greentext :^)

YOU WILL ALL COME TO FEAR MY H4XX9R POWERS

Leanpockets?

I prefer pizza rolls, myself

Start fixing the fucking spam godamned dude.

You want to sucky suck on noodle?
Noodle boy!

HOW ABOUT SOME MOTHERFUCKING NOODLE PIZZA YOU FUCKING FUCKS!!!!!!

Ya'all need to get a salad in youse

Poor Fucking Choice.

He does it for salad

I really like Chicken Tendies.

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Thanks, you've inspired me to cook some chicken.

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Microwaving nuggets =/= cooking. You hotpocket c u c k.

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I'm baking a frozen chicken tender

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My version is better

Top kek!

no u.

Dysnomia I can understand spam may happen when a board mod isn't active but your posting in this thread and its not deleted. Come on fix the fucking spam.

Dude, you aren't doing anything to stop this spam lately. Come on.

let the man eat his fried american dinner

Lately I haven't been doing anything about it. Jim doesn't want me doing such large range bans, and they were keeping the spammers away. I don't really want to play cat & mouse with spammers.

uncleol, hznt you lernt yet ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that if the spam is removeed it'd bee lyke living behind the great distomian iron curtain of 1969. fugging faggots.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) lern yer place. u aren't even a tripfag yet. level up yer snacksacks into a real man, fagstar mc groodle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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dat's redneck so-fis-tee-cation rite dere boy!

What would you say about a Holla Forums meetup?

fuck you yes there are enough users somethingawful had a meetup with like 4 ggons

I don't think I would want to meet any of you IRL.

Gee, i wonder why. What a surprise.


I'm more down for a gaming session meetup.

Even if you fucked off and didn't participate, and that would be relatively normal considering unlike on traditional forums mods don't plan meetups on imageboards often, would you sticky a poll about the general location of anons or a planning thread?


That would be rad tbqhwy. don't tell Holla Forums though, they ruin everything

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why wasn't i invited? :\

Ayyyyy you are babe. :)

fuck i dont no why but this thread made me laugh, thank faggots