Every Monday-Thursday. Every Show. Always Trump. He can't stop. It's all he thinks about. The weekend brings no respite. He's not talking about Trump. But he's thinking about him. And then it's Monday. Time to do it again. For 8 years. 8 excruciating years. How long before he snaps?
Thos guy has fallen so far from the Colbert Report it's like watching your grandpa lose his mind from dementia.
Jonathan Jenkins
at least he's not trump
Jaxson Baker
He's got a serious case of Post Trump Election Victory Derangement Disorder. He keeps engaging in more bizarre and brazen behavior. For example he was kissing andrew garfield on the lips on live tv. More craziness and stupidity is yet to come. Hell his show is actually becoming entertaining because everyone is just wondering what this unhinged loony is going to do next.
Blake Clark
yeah he really seems off. Like Trump winning broke him
Isaac Bailey
good one
Carter Murphy
reddipol get off my board
Michael Green
Are you sure that's actually because of Trump, and not because people were saying his show was shit, that he's not cut out to replace letterman or whatever.
Tyler Hill
The Bruce Willis bit was great though.
Adrian Diaz
Probably a combination. Still the Trump victory is obviously what pushed him over the edge. Poor lad just can't handle it.
Gavin James
He's seemed like he was on the verge of suicide since 2012.
Colton Watson
He needs to start up the RAH-POR again and instead be coming out with "NATION:"
Parker Kelly
I don't know man, I really enjoyed David Letterman's Bush segments.
I haven't been watching Colbert though but I want to see stupid shit like this, then again the Internet can do that job far better than he ever could.
Jeremiah Howard
Just in case you guys ever need it.
Wyatt Watson
You just never realized how shitty the Colbert Report was.
Samuel Ross
Trump is a 240 lb turd
hard to ignore
Ian Reed
He's your president.
Sebastian Jones
#NotMyPresident
Luis Smith
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Dominic Carter
His show was so bad that he resorted to making almost the entire run time about Trump, in a desperate attempt to appeal to the salty anti-trump crowd. He even started the show off in a semi-serious and reserved manner but when that didn't work he went back to playing his "character" from his comedy central show. The show is basically on life support.
Alexander Torres
All they can do is be assmad, they have no alternative and anything with Trump with rekindle their salt. It's so fucking hilarious.
Brandon Russell
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Thomas Wilson
The perfect (((president))) for the Me First Special Snowflake Generation. All they can do is be assmad, it's so fucking hilarious.
Liam Jackson
You sir, are no TruthSeeker.
Tyler Nguyen
Liberal comedy was better in the GWB era and got stale during the Obama years. You'd think this would be a grand opportunity for them but they're blowing it.
William Howard
its pretty accurate. the only people still taking the clown seriously are old people who just press the Red Button every election.
Sebastian Thomas
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Ryder Thompson
Literally nobody gets mad when you criticize the winner, loser. Keep trying to deny how salty you are though, your delusions are delicious.
Levi Reed
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Matthew Rodriguez
trumpcuck trumpcuck where's your buck? don't you have some dicks to suck?
Charles Perry
They're too busy trying to disguise their crying with fake smugness and nervous laughter. They forgot that a big part of comedy is learning to deal with occasionally losing.
Angel Morales
How do you not realize you look mad as shit right now? I didn't vote for Trump btw, I'm just not a sore loser
Jaxon Bell
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Luis King
That's not a very healthy release of emotions, user. Tell me about your mother. Was she the one who wore the mask?
Landon Cooper
Yeah, thank god Trump's not this much of a loser.
Tyler Rodriguez
>>>/suicide/ This is not your board, >>>/suicide/ is your board
William Gray
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Aaron Carter
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Michael Evans
that line doesn't need a 'because' clause, it's self-evident
Camden Cook
And the audience always goes
Noah King
>>>/pointless/
Xavier Price
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Lucas Cox
He's not the only one that was broken.
Isaac Green
well shit. that is a pretty slick finger point.
Jordan Bennett
Nice 3.22mb gif you cuck.
Christopher Reed
>>>/4chan/
Nathan Cook
Why are faggots so obsessed with webms having sound? They're not always necessary tbh.
Gavin Cook
then just make a gif
Julian Walker
Undermensch problems.
You should board the next train to auschwitz
Jose Jackson
Fuck
Dylan Evans
I still don't know what reddipol is actually supposed to mean.
Austin Evans
that means you are reddipol tbh
Alexander Myers
But what does it actually mean? If I'm reddipol, I'd at least like to know what I am. What am I, user? You have to tell me or this question will haunt me to my grave.
Zachary Davis
You'll never know it, user. It'll always be back there in the back of your head, nagging, nagging, tickling you, spinning around in an unending spiral
Bentley Morales
Life can be pretty cruel, I guess.
Michael Russell
Life is an unending spiral!
Cooper Reyes
It means you're not a cucked homo who's worshipping nigger dick.
Parker Diaz
OH BOY, TIME FOR RAPE!
David Flores
The guy kept being told to go back to reddit and it triggered him, so through his projections he assumed it would trigger others just as much.
So that's where all the DnC and shit memes are coming from.
Hunter Campbell
It's gonna be a long four years, isn't it?
Brayden Gomez
Yep. We've reached a point now where there are so many sides that think they have everything figured out and they won't hesitate to remind you at every given chance to the point where anything resembling a decent conversation will be crushed and destroyed immediately upon discovery. This was going to be the outcome regardless of who won. Best sit back and watch people tear each other apart over stupid shit while those in power continue to laugh.
Carter Moore
Yes, fellow traveler. Only we know the truth. *tips top hat mysteriously*
William Mitchell
All I know is that leftists are always wrong about everything.
Henry King
I'm not pretending I have everything figure out, dipshit. I'm saying people who think they do are dominating nearly every corner of the internet, from fucking facebook to even this shitty little imageboard. Have you really not noticed the massive dip in post quality since last January?
Aaron Hill
Oh, you don't know everything? *smirks* Well I do. Don't talk to me, ignoramus.
Samuel Perry
When only the politics of the 5D thoughtforms are worthy of your consideration then you have my permission to kvetch.
Justin Long
Ho ho ho, get on my level children
Michael Moore
>>>/4chan/
Kayden Reed
True intelligence comes when one person figures out how to determine fake communism from true communism. It's more tricky than you may think.