Homestuck No. 9

lol no.

Cal Arts style is a very real and very common phenomenon, especially on CN where there is a nepotistic hipster circlejerk actively happening.

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

I don't mean to alarm you.. But many posters on Holla Forums came from 4chan.

What's important is that we shitpost them back into shape so they can use an imageboard properly again.
protip: call him a nigger.

It's legitimately because being piebald makes you a special snowflake, they don't give a rat's ass about people with it besides how unique their skin is.

Yeah, great, your two followers on tumblr do that too, because you told them you'll give likes to all their posts if they do.

In fact, I'd say that over 90% of the posters from other boards than waifuist or lolcow are former 4channers.
…that does not stop them from pretending to be a pureblood royalty and claiming that they have never ever liked 4chan at all, no sire.
Actually, 4chan was just an Holla Forums bootleg made by tumblr users, yes, that's the truth!

If you're still using 4/co/ in 2016, the chances are you're one of the enemy.

Don't fucking scare me like that! I know hussie might have gotten a cancerous fanbase but I still hold hope that he'll release another Problem Sleuth type of comic now that homestuck is finally dead.

…it's dead, right?

despite what you've been led to believe by whatever jew conspirator has an agenda in destroying imageboards as a whole, 4chan isn't a uniform hivemind yet.
There are many people there who hate the tumblr influx just as much as people of Holla Forums, and are trying to fight it. They don't come here only because they believe cancer can still be purged and 4homeland reclaimed.

oh my poor sweet innocent child

No, he left the "possibility" he'd do an epilogue for the unsatisfying, open-ended ending to it.

doublenigger.

Notice that the emphasis is on former. We shouldn't tolerate 4channers who just come here because their thread got banned in the toxic sludge heap they call home or because their thread got a whole lot of rage comic reaction face images and they want to try for some more validation here.

You people need to understand that there was an exodus, a schism because one site was shit and was handled like shit and it's userbase went to shit. We are the escapees of that distopia and now it's here on our doorstep.

Look at what's happening already. We let them in, and the threads just get more wacky randumb xD, more unfunny shitposts that was probably funny to the brainless masses over at the other site, and now we have random tumblr comics no one's ever heard of.

This is how it starts. One tumblr comic gets posted, then another. Then everyone says how one tumblr comic wasn't as bad as that other one and then tumblr comics suddenly start being okay. Then maybe some microagressions or racial epithets become not okay. This is how the disease starts and I am telling you people to cut it off at the pass now.

So, can you still get banned over there for saying nigger?

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Did you miss the part about beating them into shape so they have no choice but to assimilate? Unlike America, the small government of 8ch imageboards allows people to less easily get away with being a colossal faggot who refuses to accept the way things are done.

Rule 25 of the Internet: Relation to the original topic decreases with every single post.
Rule 26: Any topic can be turned into something totally unrelated.

Naw calling that shitty moden style "calarts" never stopped being a thing, you know.

Rule 0: Rules of the internet are bulshit and anyone taking it seriously is a memeloving reddit faggot.

Just saying.

So taking rule0 also makes you a "memeloving reddit faggot" right? So we're back to where we started.

A.k.a how to succeed in one easy step.

Is the "reddit ruins everything" paradox.

So no one has really answered this question, what the fuck IS a Neo Kosmos and why should I hate it beyond its disgraceful style?

Its disgraceful tumblr-bait I guess

I don't know, I don't watch this shit man.

Sure, everyone can see what they want, it is that it looks like shit. Besides, my favourite ERP sites is filled with faggots roleplaying as their characters and it feels cancerous.

Quarantied replies!

Vitiligo representation? Peak socjus.

Outright summit socjus

Because they really, really wanted that Billy Dee Williams Two-Face.

If you people think I'm wrong, look! Look! Here's direct proof! Look at this thread!

That's a quality post at 4chan! A post where we know nothing and can discuss nothing! We're just supposed to go 'ew tumblr' and post some the same generic meme faces everyone else posts over and over again. That's the level of brainpower that's necessary over there. Is this what you want here?! Is it?!

Allow me the shed some light on the situation. Neo-Kosmos is the name of this web comic and it has the story telling format of Homestuck. I read some of it then proceeded to skim it. By skim I mean skim then get bored and start clicking through the images. I didn't get to the latest update but, from what I could gather ponytail (Tye) and vitiligo (Z) are part of the handful of humans left in existence and where in a space station for scientific study of how humans act. Then space pirates happened. Also by the way the one armed laser knuckle wielding thing is a woman. So far I don't really see anything to be mad about besides the art maybe and out of all the fucking humans, vitiligo is a survivor making him the the specialest of all snowflakes because of his skin.

This art reeks of CalArts bullshit. Like, if you didn't know any better, you'd automatically assume that all these characters were Steven Universe fan characters… What I'd do to go back to the days when shitty artists cut their teeth on How to Draw Anime books.

Is Tye a he or a she? Or xe iz a trans-asexual hermaphrodite fluid gender-marxist and somewhat a nigger gender?

I think he's a dude. Again, I only skimmed. I also believe Z is too if the types are anything to go by.

Porn where

I think it's a bit too new for that.

Looks more like Obama than Billy Dee.

Now I wait for Holla Forums to derail this thread.

Not to mention the single retarded tumblr inport that's ever so set on decrying him.

That Seven character looks like a sexually abused boy from an orphanage…like the space station they are. OH SHIT.

WE MUST DISMANTLE ALL ALIEN PEDO RINGS IN THE GALAXY. THINK OF THE CHILDREN

You're the one trying to derail, Holla Forums.

what am i even looking at right now.
its like a homestuck steven universe looking tumblr shit

Looks to me it's made by someone with no creativity at all. It just looks like Homestuck and Ava's Demon combined.

And speaking of the latter, does anyone even like that shit anymore? She had what, two kickstarters, where she promised to start updating twice a week with the new money, but then I think since last year she's updated something like five times.

Never trust Tumblr artists.

What is this autistic shit? This just completes the entire damn Tumblr checklist of Progressiveness:

1.) Steven Universe/CalArts lazy artstyle
2.)
shit like this about genders
3.) characters have to be special snowflakes because "muh representation"
4.)
"wacky randumb xDD" shit like this

Kill yourself, this is trash and I could tell by just looking at the screenshots of this garbage. Go back to your cuckchan, faggot. If they banned you from there, there's always…

You know, calling it CalArts is literally giving it too much credit. At least CA model bases vary slightly.
This is precisely Steven Universe style. Eyes, lips, body proportions, this is an exact match.

You're right, as another user mentioned, they look like SU fan art characters. They're not even being subtle about it, except their trying to one up SU's cringe worthy SJW factor by upping it to 11 by having a nigger whose own black skin is in blotches because even his own body is rejecting and trying to peel away as much nigger as possible.

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I googled it, and it's a boy that's "agender."

I will bet you a shiny new nickel that the main villain is a white guy who is going to try and holocaust the poor dindu nuffin aliens across the galaxy.

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In space, no one can hear you complain about the white privilege.

BUT WAIT.

THERE'S MORE.

If there was a time to preserve fullchan culture, it would have been last year or a year and a half ago. Even then, it would have only delayed its inevitable decline. With Hotwheels advertising this place all over, people were bound to discover this website.

You, me, and everybody else knows that this place has become a hub for the people we didn't want to see here. People from reddit, halfchan, tumblr, etc. who wanted to experience the "good ol' days" before moot cucked out."

At this point, anybody who has been here since the first exodus has likely moved on from this website (thanks for Infinitychan, Hotwheels) or has begrudgingly accepted the new demographics of this website.

I'm not asking that you accept the changes that have come here, but I will point out that complaints about this will either be drowned out by the people claiming to be "original 8Channers" or by anons who are against the status quo. The fight to preserve chan culture in general is a losing struggle; chans always decrease in quality over time.

You joke, but it actually happened.

dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1201841/I-turned-black-white-How-skin-disordered-changed-mans-identity-place-world.html

We need to transmit this to all the niggers so we can save them of their curse.

This is further proof that OP needs to kill himself for even reading this faggot shit or touching it in the first place. I would forgive this if the aliens studying the humans suddenly labeled the agender guy as mentally ill, the tranny as mentally ill, and the nigger as a mutant for obvious reasons.

They're laughing at the joke, dumbass, and archive your fucking news articles, too. That's common etiquette, here.

nigger please

PORN WHERE

No

I'm so disgusted with that skin blotch shit, it's becoming the ultimate tumblr calling card. The epitome of special snowflake.

Not even the best porn artists can work with this shit. All the designs are bland as hell.

The only reason I think anyone would want porn of this is to possibly trigger the creator.

With porn we can assert our dominance over it.

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I wake up this morning and see this. [deep breath] Really? Just …. really? There are no actual girls are there? Fuck it, it can't get any worse at this point. As for the characters appearances, did you even try? They look so generic. Especially since they're wearing uniforms. That can be fixed later on but, you already initially fucked up.

clever

Get out

Don't do this.

*Gets really angry, snaps head to the side*
*Huff…Puff..Huff…Puff*
No, you. Are you telling me that…
*veins appear on neck, head, and arms*
that…
*wind picks up from the amount of ki generated*
that…
*a blinding light appears overhead, casting its rays upon me*
I'M DOING SOMETHING WRONG?

why do tumblr character all have rickets these days?

Because they have no sense of anatomy.

Ok, won't do it again. You don't have to turn it into a scripting of an entire scene.

Why I'm not surprised…

I suppose their retarded Tumblr-gender identities are product of the experiments carried on them

Fucking Xenos…

This has potential

we can spread this garbage to fuck with steven universe fans

CHECK OUT THESE NEW GEMS

WHO IS THE NEW GIRL

OH MUH GAWD BLOOD IN A CHILDRENS CARTOON==

WHAT DID GINGERS DO TO DESERVE THIS?

What ERP site might that be? I've been looking for a new one.

Hell I know..
Maybe they inflict that "Snowflake" feel on tumblrcunts the same way niggers with vitiligo do

Claim it's from the upcoming Steven Universe/Ben 10 crossover

this isn't gonna be a real show is it?
right?
RIGHT!

Even when the human race is at the brink of total extinction they feel this trans/demikingender identification insanity is necessary.

I just found this comic yesterday, and while the artstyle was a turnoff at first, I kept reading. I unironically want to know more and await the next update

Explain yourself

Is that refering to gender? Does that means that Tye and Z are female, while Iris is male?

Jesus Christ. They dont look like their genders. The art-style is horrible.

Yes. Both Tye and Z are girls while Iris is a trans boy