Hey Holla Forums I'm going to be doing prank calls to a child support line, will say whatever you guys want

Hey Holla Forums I'm going to be doing prank calls to a child support line, will say whatever you guys want

"I'm going to kill the president at 2:00PM this Saturday"

Tell them you were raped by Jim

say you were molested by your uncle ben

Tell them (in a shitty black voice) Sam Hyde raped you and owes you child support then break down crying and cry racism if they question you.
vocaroos, i'm assuming?

Keep the ideas flowing I will record them

How the fuck did everyone enterpret him as the bad guy? Just because he killed 6,000,000 Jews? He was only carrying out justice, if anything they deserved what they got. Hitler was right to fucking gas the kikes along with anyone who supported those assholes.
I'm so fucking pissed that America and the rest of the Allies actually thought he was evil. HE WAS GOING TO BRING PEACE. He would have probably made humanity go farther had the Allies not fucked everything up. We wouldn't even have poverty. Fuck those fucking idiots for ruining everything. There was absolutely no good reason to stop Hitler, his methods, though extreme, were perfectly right and the Allies were fucking stupid. Fuck the Allies.

Act as a hungry child and try and get them to play Yahoo checkers with you. Your Yahoo nick is up to you but may I suggest "godlovesj00s"

Starting the first one now guys, going from what I believe is the funniest

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have methods/numbers enough to keep the ideas coming?

*for us to keep the ideas coming

Tell them you're a helpless pedo that abducts kids from the street

By the way it is a british helpline I'm prank calling

if anyone else wishes to participate the number is 0800 1111

you get it

Having a few issues with the recording software, any suggestions?

Hurry up you fucking nigger

sharpie in pooper with timestamp

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Trying to record it but the audio isn't coming through…

Tell them you were molested by Harambe

how are you recording

bandicam, it's bad software though

just use a skype recorder or applicable?

only need the audio

Okay

Can i get a child please?

just use a fucking camera your idiot

Microwaving the mic wrapped in aluminum foil normally does the trick

can you do the call already

Pay a kid to moan as a background voice, while you talk to them like nothing was.

OP is an autistic jew

Step it up

Starting the call now sorry for the delay

Play childfucking noise in the background, when you talk to theme.l

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Make sure they use word such as why is you part hard? And put it in my girly hole.

Tell them you need a doll mailed to you so you can show them

Gee, OP sure is a cool guy!

Make sure they hear childporn noise when you talk to them.

what an original idea. you should type it out a couple more times so OP hears it

OP this better be good

I better not be staying up late for a shitty call

Make a phone call while you shit and masturbate in the sand box of a kindergarden.

The person who recored the call was listening to normie music and playing roblox… only just realised

huh? dammit, i hope this isn't a cocktease

Hey op play this in the backround it's basically kids moaning.>>6106025

OP its 2:04 in the morning. If this goes past 2:10 I'm going to bed

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am i invited, J?

only if you bring lube

Are you abakan?

speaking of. why don't boogers stick to glass? dumb af really

Lets make manly love.

Reroll for this bitch

Fuck you OP it's 2:10

Thx for wasting my time you fucking faggot

i hate 60% of you and hope your assholes itch all day tomorrow

Nope the person recording was playing roblox in the background… see

Hi>>6106184
Good night you chingchong yellow rice man

Chingchong

bretty gud m8

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I like caravan palaces

moar pls

That was fucking lame