Be one of two priests in a small town in the middle of nowhere

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was it sage?

let's hope so

is that matt damon?
Anyways please tell me this isnt real

wat

I feel like this should cause a bigger reaction in me that it currently is.

bok bok?

Did he say what Sage died of? Gas, or compression injury? Was there a mudslide?

blunt force trauma

ah. repeated blows?

indeed

I like to think this kid compressed his colon so much the bird got crushed by the force of his asshole

The bird equivalent of being strangled in a sleeping bag

wat

Oh fuck, I'm high as shit and you just made me spit out milk all over my laptop, OP.

Check'd

Shut the fuck up Steve you lying cunt

almost, Satin, almost

ayyy

this has long stopped being a potential space where a unique culture could have possibly developed, much less generate anything even remotely oc. now, all in the name of ego, damage control and saving face, because you chose to be a thirsty namefagging attention whore you have to defend this territory of dried turds against a power that never sleeps or surrenders

you must feel very proud of your achievement, mod.

now post an anime avatar and keep trying to hide those private tears

I… this is… ummm… wat?

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wat

this

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I don't believe that a priest would come on Holla Forums

Bless you, my son

u ok?

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Besides a bird being shoved up an autistic kids ass,why the fuck is a priest on Holla Forums?

I refuse to contribute to this thread.

Um… wat