Challenge

Challenge
You have one hundred dollarydoos cash and are drunk. Your mission is to find a way to spend it legally without driving drunk.

You have 5 minutes to think. Tic Tock, Mac. The Russian nuclear loli secrets are at stake

Call a taxi. Too easy.

Ya, fucked up cause drunk

It must be spent within 30 minutes

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Order something online.

*mhghm*
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Order 100 dollars worth of pizza.

grub pool's closed around here.

If there's no pizza place open around where you live, I can't imagine much else is.

If you run out of time just hide it in your butt.

buy as many bottles of fiji water arizona ice tea and aloe vera drink as possible

Order a new watch from amazon on my phone

what's your number? amazon takes cash

I have a supermarket literally next door to me. I'll just buy groceries.

Shit I forgot that part.

Is it a nice market? lived next door to one and it was shit

It is literally a supermarket. They're shit by definition.

Go for a fucking walk, if you can't walk to a 24/7 store you must be in the middle of nowhere.

This is retarded. I walk to the closest store, which only takes 5 minutes, and I buy whatever I want until I got $100

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Spend it on more alcohol in the bar I just walked out of.

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