God here. Ask me anything

God here. Ask me anything.

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Because. Seemed fun at the time. Didn't really work out that way. Not sure how much longer I'm gonna let it go.

Why am I a pedo?

Why do my sweaty balls smells so good?

What should we do with Muslims?

Can I smell them?

Why so gay?

Not through the internet you goose.

you're right.
to the smellivision!

With god, all things are possible

Evolutionary pressure - younger mate = less chance of gametes being mutated. If you're into little boys, then you're also gay.

Better than smelling bad. You're stuck with them, after all.


Treat them like people, equally - if they commit a crime, punish them. If they behave like people, treat them like people.


Because I hate you. jk you just like dicks, why should I care

all right, i'm in. wut do, pray?

Nah, I don't really listen anyways. Just live your life

Well you're here now, and this user
wants to smell my sac.

Good lord, I may be gay

They all smell the same.

ATTENTION, FAGGOTS: If you wanna smell >6101669's balls, just work up a sweat and smell your own. It's not really different enough to consider. Anything unique to the person is just because they don't wash enough.

Clearly you haven't smelled enough balls

I have smelled ALL the balls. It gets tiring.

I def don't wash enough. Sucks to be you, suckers.

Hey God, what's up with prophets? Legit or nah

How gay is Skittish and Reece in a scale 1 to 10 they are from the pony Holla Forumsread.

Is there an afterlife, and is there a bad afterlife for those who kill themselves?

Yeah, so here's the deal. Even though I'm God, my logic and stuff aren't really all that different from humans. (In my own image, and all that.) So, humans can come up with some of the same ideas as I do. Prophets aren't legit as in I send them or anything, since the whole point of all this is to see how you guys evolve in a vacuum, but their ideas can be vaguely legit.


Pone is gay. So sayeth the lord.


Basically, humans are high enough on the consciousness roster that I just leave them alone after they die. Consciousness doesn't end, but it can get disconnected from the senses (i.e. dying), so after you die you can create whatever you want in your consciousness. Basically, dreaming forever. If you think you're bad enough to go to Hell, that's what you'll dream about; if you think you're good enough to Heaven, there you go.

God you are drunk you fucking wanker.

So, I can go to sexy silent hill?

What's your fave shitpost you've done irl? Was it creating anime?

Fuck, I wish. Prolly gonna go get some cheap wine later. I'm incarnate right now, which is why I can type and stuff, and I happen to be poor. At least I picked a non-African country. This time.


I don't see why not. If that's what you feel like doing, go for it! It's not like you're stuck, either; really, it's a whole lot like you're your own God after you die. I can't actually know I'm not the same. It doesn't really matter either way, though. So, you know, enjoy that.

This does NOT mean to go kill yourself. There's still stuff to do here. The purpose of life is for you to absorb stuff to decide what you want your eternity to be like. Stick around, you might see something fun.

Okay, so you know Abbos, right?

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What Religion is the right one?

I am that I am. Whichever book/service/community makes you the happiest is the best one. Don't use religion to be a dick.

Where is heaven? Does it exist? Where is Hell? Does it exist? Do Terrorists go to heaven? Who Killed JFK? Did Hitler go to heaven? What's the story about jesus? Why so many different religions?

God is a wizard.

God, you seem all right. Don't go to Nibiru tomorrow.

>Where is heaven? Hell? Do go to Heaven?
Afterlife is within your own consciousness, which I just sort of leave alone after you die. See
. You go wherever you wanna go. I don't really care enough about temporary shit that you do that I would punish/reward you forever for it. Run your own shit, that's why you have free will.

Oswald. The CIA had a guy on the grassy knoll, but he was just on vacation and liked to fuck with people. Imagine HIS surprise when he went in to work.

Prophet. He had some good ideas. Probably one of the least evil people ever to exist. Stories of the whole Jew Zombie thing are greatly exaggerated.

The more politically-versed of you know how to divide and conquer. If they tell you you'll suffer forever if you vote the wrong way, well, you'll vote the right way.

if you truly are The Lord God then turn my singles into dubs so that we all have something to check

This incarnation totally fucks.


Why? What's gonna - OH SHIT

There is only so much I can do to influence Sino-Tibetan Atheism Denial Goatskins. Roll again and see what happens, my child.

What is your opinion on Transhumanism.

Praise THE LORD!

Do Aliens exist?

When will WWIII happen?

So, when I die, can I choose a reality to be in (i.e my favorite porno)?

r u retarded?

You'll probably pull it off. It won't, like, corrupt your souls with cybermanity or anything, so don't worry. A being is an idea, more than it is a body, so as long as you still believe yourself to be human, you are, regardless of the hardware.

See? Nothing.


Yep.


Just moved it up ten years. Way to go, faggot.


Yep. And anything else, forever.


sumteimz

God can you turn Travis into a demigod?

Like, a Greek demigod? Those are a god + a mortal, and I don't generally do that. If I have sex with someone, it's through an incarnation, and the child would be thoroughly human.

Why do shower farts smell worse than other fart? Don't think it's the moisture or space bcuz I've farted in a moist tent after camp food, and nothing even comes close to a normal shower fart.

When Will Humanity get their shit together?

Yep.


Ask Gae he is capable of handling you.

Are You The Only God?

How Old is The Universe?

Why don't mom and I own our own home?

why does this user use caps so much?

Did Hotwheels do something awful in a past life to deserve his affliction?

I have Aspergers

Why did you only give me one testicle?

ribbon tier?

It is the water, but it's mostly the warmth. The moist tent wasn't evaporating water from the bottom of the tent, but it does in the shower. Warmth increases smells, as we well know, and the updraft of water vapor (not steam unless you're boiling duh) pushes it into your nose. If you farted in a cold shower, it wouldn't smell half as bad.


I mean, for a creature that has the capacity for evil, you guys are doing pretty well. I might fix the evil thing at some point when I'm done with the current meat-mode.


Effectively, but when you die you basically become god in your own universe, so that part's kind of moot. Life is more like my roommate than my subjects, except you still shouldn't try to actually piss me off that bad.


I didn't really keep track of the time before humans invented the "year", but if I had to cast it into human terms, a couple billion. Science is pretty close.


Hey, ask your dad and/or the bank, not me. You run your own shit.


Masturbation.


It doesn't really work like that (you're born from nothing, your brain creates the 'idea' that is you, and that idea lasts forever independent of form), but no nonetheless. Biology is a cruel mistress.


Masturbation and aspergers.

Biology is a bitch. You probably ate it in the womb.

Why did you let me do that?

no, social.

Ctrl+F for "you run your own shit". You have free will, but your genetics tend to drive your actions at that young. Apparently your genes said "don't reproduce", and took care of it. It's not that I dislike you, it's just that I must've been busy with something else.

why did u give me aspergers at the age of 7? why at all?!

What happens if I cum while watching gay porn?

People seem to have gotten this idea that I'm always everywhere all the time, running everything. The truth is that I mostly do things for my own enjoyment, and let everything run itself. I _could_ be the biblical, blame-for-everything God that some people think I am, but I just don't roll that way. So, if something bad happens, it's not like I'm actively fucking you over. Sorry I wasn't there. As much as bad things suck, though, they contribute to the 'idea' of your consciousness/soul/whatever you want to call it, so it still happened for a 'reason'. It's just a post hoc reason, rather than a propter hoc reason.

You're a bretty gud God, God. Is that whole apple story real? Anything else you're not super cool with? What pisses you off the most about humans?


gf does too

It's real in Timothy O'Brien "real" sense, in that it explains a great deal, but it didn't literally happen, no. I gave humans the knowledge of good and evil to see what you would do with it, and you're about 75% good overall, which isn't too bad. Good little monkeys.

I'm not cool with lying above all. Being a dick is rude, but if you're at least honest that you do shit to people because you suck, then I'm mostly fine with it. But lying shit, especially if you do it not only to benefit yourself, but also to fuck someone else over (careers, relationships, etc. anything that people call 'climbing the ladder') is worthless fucking shit, and if you do it, you make your own hell one way or the other.

What were you thinking when you invented this?

Somebody told me you appeared to some hick in the 1800's and sent him to unearth some yellow indian books from the ground.

Is any of this true?

Evolution made the flabby form, genetics made the broken mind, and your society let him fester and become as he is. Of all the shit I've done, this one isn't me, bro.


He just wouldn't leave me the hell alone, so I put some shit out in the desert to distract him. I never thought he could dig that deep.

They don't mean anything, though, seeing stones or not.

What happens if god watches gay porn?

I'm not really into it, but if it makes you happy, go for it.

Weeelp, that's enough for now. See you fags later.

God out

Good bye god!

Do you think Bani is a worthy wife? Would you have chosen her if she was around before Mary?

God, for some reason the idea of being in a dream for all eternity is actually a lot scarier than being in an empty void without consciousness. I don't want to be conscious forever.

This guy look like my ex's ex with who she dumped for.

Bummer

i heart u bani

Joseph was her husband. God was just her baby daddy.

Sugar daddy?