Lucky that my breasts are small and humble

what did she mean by this?

FIFY

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that doesn't make much sense either tbh

how could you possibly confuse breasts with mountains, no matter how large they are?

Fucking aspie.

This is code for I'm an airheaded bimbo so self-obsessed I'm meat. My ass is bigger than my brain, so fuck me in the mouth.

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I'll drop a load in almost anything female, user. Shakira can have one too, why not? There's plenty more where that comes from.
Isn't she married to a footballer, tho?

DFC

i agree with her

holy shit is that Felicia Day?!

she wishes

this tbh

might need another dfc thread..

dubs = truth

does Shakira even have any other songs besides this and Underneath Your Clothes?

many dfc actresses?

dodgy translations

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what is happening?!

wut

I am confuse

She wrote that when she could barely speak English with Gloria Estefan. It's also a fun lyric in a pop song not a novel. Also those aren't the lyrics you convoluted retard of a uncle

calm down, Shakira

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What did she mean by this?

She has a speech impediment and is looking for her loli

Small boobs are non-white. Germanic women have snowy breasts like the Alps.

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any chance for sauce on the first one?

You can clearly see her shaven pubes. Ain't no need for mods.

I don't know, my man, but have some more.

it's called being Mexican

I used to like Shakira a lot, but now I hate her for a lot of reasons.
If you're reading this, Laura, it still hurts.

what happened?

I don't even remember, user. This shit was 3 years ago and I made an effort to block the memory, which worked, but herself and the pain are still there.
I do remember her cheating on me with another guy. BUT that isn't what pains me the most, apparently.
But sadly, I miss her

at least she wasn't gang raped to death by a drug cartel

Well, she lives in a more or less dangerous city there.
But I really hope she is ok and doing fine with her life.

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It means her tits are average.

What the fuck were you thinking? She's like 40 years old of course she would be married by now.

I don't have a problem with her being married. Although I would like her more if she wasn't, my problem is that her husband is an asshole.

I'm surprised she's not married for the 3rd or 4th time by that age

This is the truth

real madrid fan detected

Her husband is an asshole regardless of his shitty pleb sport.

WHO IS THIS

I SAVED THAT PIC THREE TIMES IN DIFFERENT FOLDERS SO THAT I WILL SEE IT MORE OFTEN WHEN I GO THROUGH THE FAP FOLDERS

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