Programming Jokes

hey all just came up with a joke that i though was pretty funny.

while (donaldTrump == president) {
cucksTriggered++;
}

keep in mind that this is only an estimate, even the supercomputers at the NSA couldn't keep up with the sheer amount of cucks triggered...

feel free to share your own :)

if (OP == faggot)
{
OP.CommitSuicide
}
else
{
//it's never else.
}

nice... i hate redundant comments at work though

I think we found SJW I can tell it mad coder skills. You go girl! No seriously GTFO to tumblr or what ever reddit you crawled here

That's not a joke, it's just a convoluted way of saying "trump triggers cucks". Fuck off back to Holla Forums

KillYourself(you);

(You).triggered = true;

looks like Holla Forums found intro to sepples on wikibooks.

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How's it feel to know Trump is an ardent supporter of Israel?

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CIA nigger detected.

There are a lot of Holla Forums types in C++.

eventually the cucksTriggered variable would roll over into a negative amount

if (person == muslim | mexican) cout

//new SJW system c:int shitlord;int shitlordshitlord;int shitlordshitlordshitlord;int shitlordshitlordshitlordshitlord;...


For a less political one, here's an old math one.
((12 + 144 + 20 + 3sqrt(4)) / 7 ) + 5 * 11 = 9^2 + 0

A dozen, a gross and a score,
plus 3 times the square root of four,
divided by seven
plus 5 times eleven
equals 9 squared and not a bit more

Well you expecting more than 2 billion cucks to get triggered? Because then yes, would have to go to a long.

Unless your counting each triggering cuck event in which case we can allocate some heap space and roll over to a new int each time we fill one up, would want to use unsigned ints too.

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OP is butthurt that his thread is absolute shit so he goes on a SJW witch hunt.

Honestly you're a disgrace to Trump by posting this shit thread, please do the world a favor and kill yourself.

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I liked the implied operation overload, but what the fuck is with your formatting?

Don't you have some street to shit in, Pajeet?

YOUR JOKE IS SHIT, KILL YOURSELF OP

Really?

Norman style is normal style best style fam