Tinder

Any of you have any experience with tinder? I've considered making one, but I've never gone through with it because it requires a Facebook account. I have one specifically for family, but I've never put any actual pictures of myself on it, or really very much personal information. The last thing I want is nosy exes and family to be able to keep up on my appearance.

I've thought about making a second fake Facebook to put pictures on, but I assume I'd still have to put my name and location which would defeat the entire purpose as the fake account could be searched up by the very same people. Thoughts?

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Tl;dr

This is now a tits thread

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I was actually planning to dump all the porn I've got, but I'm limited to my iPhone at the moment. So it's really just a bunch of pictures of porn stars nude models that I downloaded specifically to set as my phone background.

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Here's a new wallpaper for you user

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If I take that spoiler off, will my iPhone die?

Had a great time using Tinder - I got laid a lot. Keep in mind that most of the hot girls on there are mentally or emotionally damaged. Don't bother with it if you're below average height and aren't rich, though. All those dates are damn expensive & apparently the men's side is populated with manlets.

Thank you based user

For the glory of Kek

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Oh, & about this… just make a second account. You don't have to put your location or a last name your Facebook account for Tinder to work, since Tinder uses your GPS location and first name only to operate.

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Did your set get rejected, girl?

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I went to high school with Thistle Suicide.

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I thought we were gonna talk about Tinder

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d-dwarf porn?

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oh look, if it isn't swimsuit fag self-bumping another useless porn thread.

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kek

quality thread

She looks like Reese Witherspoon with a much better body.

Pro level pics man. Thanks for not posting poorly lit and posed pics of average looking women like everyone else.

mfw a normalfag I knew told me about Tinder.
mfw I proceeded to swipe anyone looking under 8/10 away.
mfw I friendzoned every "hot" cumdumpster who matched with me.

Don't, except you if you want to slutshame and friendzone sluts. If you seriously think you'll meet anyone worthwhile on Tinder, then you are a huge betafaggot and should kill yourself.
I would recommend you stay away from Tinder, or better yet women all together.

Eh its ok to flirt in college but success rate on meet ups in general is low lol. I've had majority catfishes tbh.

I ended up making a fake Facebook, and making one. I just wanted to see if I could find anyone I'd recognize, and if there were any women in the area who would see a shitty picture of me and think "yeah, I could fuck that guy" the area I live in is like 80% Hispanic though. After two rounds of swiping, I had a total of three matches. Two I'm 90% sure were spam, and third doesn't speak English. She did say in Spanish but she wanted to fuck though.

How did you get out of that situation?

I'm gonna guess he shrugged, cut his losses and fucked her.

good ol Hitomi. can't remember the last time I fapped to her.

Ive thrown off even the encounters with facebook for a while now.
However if you just tell facebook it is wrong no the same people would not find it.
Also, do not use your name and try not to register the account from your home. The rest of your privacy is up to you.

Name?

Jemma

OP here, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. First English speaking match and it's this atrocity. She looked halfway normal in the first picture. My thinking was literally "oh look, this one doesn't look fat. And The picture is such low effort, low-quality she probably tossed it on there as a joke" after we matched I discover she's a fat positive, socialist, SJW tamale beaner.

Should I say or do anything before unmatching her? Perhaps a simple "you have to go back"?

All I'm saying - that's a girl who does anal on the first date. If you're a "greedy capitalist asshole" character for the night,you're in the clear.

And she's fat so she gives good blowjobs.

I wouldn't be able to bite my tongue if she said anything about feminism, socialism, conservatives, gender, and so on. She seems like the type where even halfway through the night while I was balls deep in there, I just muttered "i'm serious about voting for Trump" she'd claim I raped her after-the-fact.

And I mean, unless I happened to come across like an eight or something, I had no intention of really needing anyone else this app, it was just supposed to be a confidence boosting exercise.

fuck off shill

You don't need to bite your tongue, be a contrarian asshole. It gets them turned on as fuck


What

She might just be looking for free meals. I mean, girls do that enough as it is, fat and a socialist makes those odds skyrocket.

Also, i've slept with a few chubby chicks, but to be frank I tend to hate their pussies. We have a tendency to smell worse never look as pretty as a skinny girls pussy. If a girl has a good body and a clean pussy i'm happy to eat that right up, but if she has neither just getting hard at all could be difficult.

Who's talking about pussy? Fuck her in the ass - you don't know what's been inside her stanky pussy

Motherfucker, is this you pranking me?

I>>6100152
wish

I replied "I'm more down to seize the means of reproduction " and she unmatched me.

somebody said tits?

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news.unt.edu/news-releases/men-have-highest-risk-low-self-esteem-while-using-tinder-unt-study-finds

Study: Tinder fucks with your self esteem.

Why do you want to do that to yourself user? Cultivate a healthy social circle by engaging in normie bullshit that you find on meetup.com. Meet girls through your social circle. Have healthy relationships. You don't need all that tinder negativity in your life.

normally not a fan of porn threads, but this one is pretty decent.

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Maybe you're right. This app SUCKS. Also I have no game. Every other match I get is a bot. This one is a 25-year-old mother of two who likes my face. Who the fuck says they're looking for something serious on tinder?

looks like I got another match while I was typing this.

Hay guyz, wot aboot man tuts?

is that a screen shot from no man's sky? I meet there is plutonium in the cave.

Why Witherspoon?

Because it will hurt more.

That would be the way of the gentleman.

dubs confirm gentleman

motherfucking topkek

anyway, tinder is pretty shit. it's useful to people who want to satisfy their banal urges. i used it for 3 weeks and got matched with about 10 girls.
here's my top 3:
1. a mother of one who needed a caretaker.
2. some party girl
3. fat, ugly cunt who actually lured me into a date. got out after 10 minutes. hoo boy, was that uncomfortable.

and some others who i forgot. there was this one kind of interesting girl, but i got annoyed with her taking 3 days to respond that i called it off.

it's just crap. a very indirect way to meet people. you put up pictures, gotta have this quirky profile and have to be constantly on your guard on what you think the other sex prefer. you become not yourself, but an imagined mold of the perfecto image you think the other sex desires. annoying mindfuck.

ever since i uninstalled that app life been much better, date wise and personal wise.

but í ain't mad really. it's a good way to train your game especially if you lack it. it's like fishing basically: be zen, they bite, reel it in, let it go, reel it in, let it go, reel it in etc.

it's good if you're goodlooking, you just pick whatever you want
it's fine if you're average looking, you might get some average sex with average girl, nothing too bad
it's a hail Mary if you're ugly but at that point do you really care that 99% will reject you? you're in it for that 1% chance.

no real downsides imo

Rolll

I have one but I've beeen using it like a traditional dating website and only liking people I think may bee compatible, which is nearly nobody.

Everyone uses it to hook up and their descriptions and photos reflect that, so if you just want to lose your virginity without having to go to bars or soliciting hookers then it's ideal.

potato

The majority of women who say they're looking for something serious will still fuck you and you can just cut your losses.
Don't feel bad about it either; these cunts are lying or in denial so it's whatever.

Tinder is absolute fucking shit though.


Can confirm, myself and others I know who used Tinder said it's like the bullshit dating game amped up to 11, if you're even remotely low self esteem it will
FUCK
you up.

It's probably too [email protected]/* */, but tell her she must be unethically consuming a lot.

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This is too bad.

Tinder is pretty gud

Proof?

she has cute belly, just fuck and dump her mang

then you fill her with alcohol, wrap your willy and stick a sharpie in her pooper, take pics and post here.

This has not been my experience.

Just pick up chicks at work.