HOLY FUCKING SHIT Holla Forums, THE NORMIES ARE COMING. I REPEAT, THE NORMIES ARE FUCKING COMING!
Full disclosure: I work at CNN International. My boss called a meeting this afternoon, grilling us with questions like "has anyone here ever heard of the 4chan and Holla Forums Holla Forums message board?" and "how is this cartoon frog [sic] relevant to Donald Trump?" while showing us pictures he pulled off Google.
Apparently the news story about Holla Forums fucking with Sanders'/Hillary's campaigns has gone viral. The Jews at CNN are funding her campaign, so they are NOT happy. They're planning on airing a special report this Wednesday where they will expose some of our worst memes & banter to the normie masses (think exploding yellow vans). They will, of course, attempt to link it to Donald Trump in an attempt to stump his campaign.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. If you thought this website was in the public eye before, then get ready for the fucking firestorm. Holla Forums itself will become a normie meme after the special airs this Friday. You should probably just leave the website right now, because this place will not be the same for a while; probably a month or two, at least. A mass exodus would probably do this board a lot of good, in all honesty. Get some fresh air, redpill your friends and family, do whatever, but just get the fuck off this board before we draw more attention. Please.
Gore cannons prepped, we will turn the normie tide one way or the other!!!!!
Sebastian Allen
QUICK POST GAY PORN AND SCAT!!! STAT!!!
Colton Williams
proof is in the double puddin' kike is lying bullshit THIS DIME IBS HABBENININGN1!!11
William Gray
So, they're inadvertently doing our work for us?
I hope you pointed your boss in the direction of 4/pol/. We're nothing more than a genteel discussion group on the cultural import of the swastika in traditional Tibetan brass working here: obscure and specialist stuff, all very boring and abstruse.
Wednesday should be fun.
Anthony Miller
Low energy trolling. Sad!
Josiah Martin
Man you battle stations!
PREPARE THE GORE
they mean to invade our home? Then let them! They shall pay for every inch with their innocence and be triggered the entire way! We will win the day!
IF THEY MEAN TO HAVE WAR LET IT BEGIN HERE
Jayden Myers
lol that Trump talk I love it
Jaxon Rogers
holy fuck bro is it 2008 again already? shitting dick nipples.
Christian Phillips
Mods should give the board a gore background for a few days after this
Justin Russell
I hope it does happen. We always get some dank maymays when the news tries to explain our superior level of shitposting.
Jackson Reed
Or board owner whatever
Isaac Wood
We'll see soon enough if he's telling the truth. They can easily cherrypick this board and show the world.
Cooper Martin
Lets just make a million FUCK YOU TRANNY threads it pisses off Michael 0bunga and Justin "poopdick" "AIDS" Tredueau
Bentley Rodriguez
Nigger, that might fool an 8th grader, maybe.
John Cox
didn't think this one through did ya?
Leo Smith
PREPARE THE GORE PREPARE THE PEE PEE POO POO PREPARE THE GOATSE
This.
Isaac Price
lol that fake ass (((news war report)))
Leo Gomez
Dude.
Gavin Morris
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Connor Foster
REEEEEEE
Evan Morales
Pics or it didn't happen
Jack Torres
Just in case OP is not a faggot, what are the details about this? Obviously you won't want to tell us shit like where you work and such, but give us something that indicates that you're not bullshitting.
Alexander Reed
Coming to Holla Forums to find out if it really is as horrible as everyone says then trying to suppress a chuckle at the "HE A GOOD BOI, HE DINDU NUFFIN" comic is how people get redpilled.
I, for one, welcome our new normie brethren.
Kayden Morales
lol drumpf is a raciest lol
Jeremiah Carter
Who do you think we are?
Blake Myers
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Luke Ward
4chan will always catch most the shit, they always do. They're kind of like our shield every time we gain attention.
Dominic Reyes
How is it fake? It looks like he is at a resort or something.
Wyatt Baker
It's not relevant, and your boss will be taken to the loony bin, if he ever air this over the ether.
Mason Cruz
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Aiden Parker
OP the term is normalfags and it's not that hard to drive them off.
We don't need to go anywhere.
Robert Cox
CNN already did a story on halfcuck.
I believe you, but post proof.
Brandon Hughes
We'll just have wait and see if OP is a fag or not. I'm betting he is but you never know.
CNN does report on some really stupid shit though.
Christian Martin
…… Goddammit, Holla Forums. You actually had me excited for a moment. Next time keep your facts straight you fucking retards. >>>/oven/
Like this? Shit nigger, this is not the first time an imageboard has had mainstream exposure, MSM newfags have done stories on us several times, the peak being "hackers on steroids", it all blows over in a matter of weeks and if anything some normies might get redpilled, no need for alarm.
Jason Gutierrez
itt people that didn't read the entire OP
sage
Isaac Garcia
I want to believe you but this sounds JIDF as fuck
Ethan Hughes
Just gore? Not the epic bants and savage red pill?
This is free advertising for the Red Pill if true. Will be watching CNN for some serious lulz and prepping the various Pill Dump pictures.
They want to steer normies into the dank web of the bottomless rabbit hole? I say welcome. We all started as some blue pilled faggot, and like the fucking Borg, we convert them.
Soon, an massive Army of 'One of Us' will march to our fucking tune. Let our enemies swell our ranks. We live for this shit piss and gore. Once you get the truth under your skin, it festers and grows. While I would prefer they steer them to our containment board over on 4 cuck, I can live with multiple fronts. Unlike the fucking Germans and their two front war, we only grow stronger the harder they cry.
If OP is actually telling the truth, worst-case scenario we still have endchan and .pl
Alexander Ortiz
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Asher Reed
I really want them to do a story on our autistic new religion. Shit would be so cash
Nolan Green
If its true then I propose a dozen stickies all dropping red pills on shady behavior CNN have gotten up to over the years along with any of their senior staff/ investors.
Let them run the story and damage themselves.
Austin Flores
((1))
Both of these threads are slide threads.
((PREPARE THE GORE))
((PREPARE THE PEE PEE POO POO))
((PREPARE THE GOATSE))
Grayson Brooks
Oh. Thats pretty silly.
Too cheap to get a guy on the ground in time so they just fake it. Really retarded
Bentley Ross
EVERYTHING IS SLIDING EVERYTHING WAHAHHWAHHWHAHWA
Gabriel Jackson
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Jace Green
Yeah breddy fucked. Now they do, no news story? Just have the CIA run a psyOP and invent one.
Cooper Wright
No.
The amount of people that would receive the redpill and convert would be tiny in comparison to the amount of shitposters and troll threads.
We can't just proceed as normal. It would kill the board.
Justin Flores
This seems ike a torll but it might be real But we can only do actions when we see the pudding I can justify no proof because how the fuck do you proof a reunion with your boss being retarded in a big news chain? And after all Fox did it once back in the day Only time will tell, that is in 2 days
John Morris
Id say now its more that they dont really try at all. But with internet technology they can stream from people who already live there.
Its lots of
Jaxon Harris
Yeah.
Here you bet on them to continue to always misinform, so let's do a little bit more than hope that they air something blessed by KEK, so we will all have sides leaving orbit?
Tyler Sanders
This. The same with immigration. The amount of third worlders that decide to become a conservative and make an honest living after witnessing the wealth of the West are nothing in comparison to those that decide to become a leech and ruin it for the rest.
Aiden Russell
but srsly. is this intl/freech or is this our own mods playing a prank on us to see who is retarded or what?
Henry Gutierrez
why would u think mods here are doing this? The same shit was posted on cuckchan
Zachary Kelly
Fucking newfag. How low energy shill level can you get. Stop being defeatist. We as a group have gone against far more than this will likely bring to bear by any measure.
Step up your game faggot. I don't care if user or worthless traitor shill. I demand better bants from worthy enemies, else my own bants will suffer, only the greatest of stress can build the greatest of men.
Julian Scott
idk. sometimes I think some of these threads are thrown out there so mods can check which IPs are doing what on what topic. Could be retarded paranoia, though
Interesting… well, who is it, then? Reddit? Has anyone checked to see if there's a raid thread on whatever faggot board these retards go to?
Dylan Harris
who even cares? if you don't pay attention to those meme hating fucks, they will eat themselves
Jacob Fisher
Probably a bored shitposter looking to stir some shit
Evan James
just curious.
yeah, maybe. its just sort of curious considering how much shilling has been going on, here. But, maybe I've become paranoid. Ever since the you-know-who posters started spamming everything, the whole "jive" of the board has seemed…. off. I can't explain it, but its very plain to me.
Logan Johnson
While this OP seems to be totally fake, the background/spam should always be holocaust denial as the first line, and then gore as the second line.
Daniel Young
You should probably just leave the website right now, because this place will not be the same for a while; probably a month or two, at least. A mass exodus would probably do this board a lot of good, in all honesty. Get some fresh air, redpill your friends and family, do whatever, but just get the fuck off this board before we draw more attention. Please.
SO WHAT YOUR SAYING IS MOE FROGS, MORE WALLS, MORE FUCK YOU LETS MAKE THIS CONTINENT GREAT AGAIN
Jacob Hernandez
The kikes realize that their shilling isn't successsfull, so they are calling their personal army.