carefully slide the homework from under her head
take the pencil too
put a pillow under her head
take the homework and write all the wrong answers down
put all her work and books back into her backpack
when she wakes up tell her she finished all her homework and I put it in her backpack
after she hands it into the teacher, she gets an F
shows it to her parents and starts crying
tries to tell them I was the one who did it
calmly say I asked if she needed any help but she told me to go away, so I did nothing
she gets grounded for two weeks for lying and doing bad in class
That'll teach that bitch for sitting in my favorite blue chair.
ur an evil bastard!
Cum in her hair
you're probably younger than her.
Gently move the loli to my bed.
And then molest the shit out of her? Fucking pedo faggot.
I have never seen a thread like this!!!!
wow, it's so original, must have stayed up all night, using the last bit of your brain power to think "hey i know, I will make this thread" hurr durr, cause im not smard.
throw acid in her face and when people ask why tell them it was just a prank bro
Lynch the coon.
wake that lazy bitch up and tell her to finish my taxes
then molest her
she better do them taxes
Shoot her in the face. She broke into my house and castle doctrine says I'm allowed to kill her now.
I have never seen a reply like this!!!!
wow, it's so original, must have stayed up all night, using the last bit of your brain power to think "hey i know, I will make this post" hurr durr, cause im not smard.
why is the little thing so skinny and pale? what's it even doing in my house that's fucking disgusting. I'd get my metal baseball bat and if you don't reply to this post everyone you know and love will die :^)
Beat her sensless for sleeping before she finished her homework. No child of mine is going to go to community college. Lazy little shit.
Call the police because I don't have a child.
CUM IN HER HAIR
place in bed.
only naughty girls sleep when doing homework
You're such a fucking paedo, kill yourself, you're not even being funny by saying that
wow, glorious butthurt. congratulations on your low quality bate
ask her why homework isnt finished
Chop her head off :DD
Realize I'm in the wrong home.
put in bed and then 360 walk out of there cus thats not mine.
wake her up
Holy fuck, moar. Who the fuck is that? Also what the fuck is wrong with that accent?
she's annoying, but god damn if it didn't make me smile
Somebody had these guys some water, they are dying of thirst
let her nap until she wakes up
make food for the appropriate hour
ask her where her parents are and what she's doing at my place
help her with her homework
call the parents if I manage to get contact info
explain the situation
sit down on my couch and soak in the silence
wish that she was my child.
she has a youtube and a facebook.
This kid… deserves beetter… than me…
Saddest part is this is exactly what id do.
Call the police.
show her the kings dick
help her up and carry her disoriented body to her place
I sleep in her beed as she sleeps on the couch
deal with her freak out when she wakes up
"you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do need to eat this" as I hand her a bowl of rice eggs
ask her for a ride home
take care of her for the rest of my life
Put to beed
Kiss her forehead and leave her to sleep
Discuss schoolwork when she wakes
Decide what do from there
Nigga, you're fucking wizard-level
Were you that creepy kid in school?
you forgot the part where you dwell on it for about a week but you can't say anything about it.
and then the parents look at you weird everytime you go to grocery store.
I was that boy who had to grow up fast. The boy who always wanted to bee an adult. I have always beeen paternal.
That kid who always played with dolls