The other people who started one of these ended up leaving us hanging, so I thought I might also take a shot. >replies from a namefag, tripfag or capcode will be ignored
You wake up, dazed and with no memory of your previous identity. You find yourself lost in the middle of a forest somewhere, cold and hungry. What is your name?
Chase James
Slide Johnsen
Hudson Morales
Rolled 9 (1d9)Tim burton
Aiden Carter
Conveniently, you appear to have been wearing a name tag when you p***ed out. What is your special ability?
Ayden Lee
bones as brittle as gl***
Oliver Wood
***
Liam Russell
thanks mods
a. ss
Luis Jones
can tell when people are horny
Zachary Russell
All swear words are now filtered.
Juan Bell
Rolled 2 (1d9)You can speak to the trees, but they all want to have dirty butt secks with you.
Evan Bennett
Rolled 1 (1d9)Your ***** is remarkably visually pleasing, and people are calmed by it.
Dominic Smith
Weiner.
Tyler Gutierrez
Suddenly you realize that, apart from your name tag, you are completely bare naked. You look down to discover the wonders of your anatomy-defying genitalia.
David Young
do you ***gots just come to this site to make shit up?
for fucks sake… go away.
Eli Gray
faggots*
Colton Hall
nice zero width unicode characters, you're so ebin and clever. although it is kind of sad that you couldn't even manage not messing up the first time.
Dylan Mitchell
true.
Jonathan Morgan
You glance over to your left to find a blue purse, big enough to hold maybe 4 decently sized items. After wondering what zany, wacky situation you'd have to had been in to wake up in the forest with a name tag and purse but no clothes, you go over to the purse to open it. What items are within?
Aaron Rogers
The Golden Whalter PP Hitler shot himself with.
Samuel Russell
The decapitated head of a witch.
Ayden Ross
a tiny civilization in a bottle dedicated to the worship of your *****.
Kevin Young
You open the purse and out comes a small civilization of tiny people. Instantly, they scurry over to your… fascinatingly shaped girth, and begin worshipping it.
Lincoln Stewart
*3
Christopher Johnson
A canister of Zyklon-B
Thomas Walker
A back up pênis.
David Hall
Rolled 4 (1d9)An enchanted sword.
Kevin Sullivan
we're off to a great start already
Hudson Myers
Rolled 1 (1d9)A fully functional, female, and setient sex robot
Aiden Phillips
Rolled 8 (1d9)Diabetes
Mason Cook
You get another item out of the purse, and find a mighty steel sword. You wonder how it even fit inside the purse without cutting through. Perhaps it's enchantment is to never cut through a purse it is being carried in? It removes the need for a scabbard, at least.
Elijah Powell
Rolled 1 (1d9)A huge metal sword that's too big to be called a sword
William Long
Rolled 8 (1d9) A slingshot with stink bombs for ammo
Adrian Anderson
40 pounds of stale old biscuits
Connor Diaz
An immigrant
Adrian Carter
a mini universe
Lincoln Lee
The decapitated head of the great hero Fugg the Lugg.
Brody Foster
The next item you pull out of the purse is a sling shot, with small purple orbs for ammo. You use both trying to test them out, and in doing so you not only lose all your ammo but also smell horrible.
Ian Smith
...
Juan Peterson
Rolled 5 (1d9)A beautiful woman slave
Evan Cruz
Rolled 1 (1d9)ducktape
Tyler Evans
Rolled 5 (1d9) A magic potion, but you don't know what it does.
Leo Sanders
The world's loveliest coconut cream pie
Brandon Cook
Rolled 2 (1d9)a dragon
Landon Hughes
A bottle full of ruphies.
Lucas Williams
The final item you pull out of the purse is a golden little dog. You can't identify what breed it is, although it must be one very resistant to swords, and it appears to be a female, judging by the bow. No collar indicates it belonged to you, or anyone, previously, so you decide to name it.
Cooper Hall
Rolled 7 (1d9) Ms. Take
Aaron Gomez
Ivanka
Jackson Gonzalez
Rolled 5 (1d9) Cuddlybitch
Jason Rivera
Melania
Isaiah Robinson
Rolled 2 (1d9)Marla Maples
Isaiah Rogers
Jim
Parker Bell
With your newly named dog, jim, at your side, you begin to explore the forest around you. It seems to be past noon, and both you and your dog are lacking in nourishment, so survival is your primary concern. What do you do?
Tyler Hernandez
Eat tree!
Juan Myers
Rolled 4 (1d9) I want to smack you right upside the head
Tyler Ward
You attempt to eat the tree to gain it's nourishment. This strategy is unsuccessful.
Nolan Torres
Rolled 1 (1d9) Look for non-poisonous berries.
Austin Garcia
Go find Fugg the Lugg.
Bentley Gutierrez
He is a huge bitch…
Jaxson Cook
dig in the ground for some worms
Leo Johnson
Rolled 1 (1d9)hunt for something
Jordan Adams
Rolled 5 (1d9)eat your cock worshipers
James Reed
Rolled 8 (1d9)Hunt for truffles.
Landon Jones
Continuing this tomorrow with >>6088873's request, when hopefully there'll be more traffic. I'm not going to create a new thread since I expect this one to still be on the catalog.
Josiah Hill
bumpin' for tomorrow
Thomas Brown
You find a small, circular, brown object, of which you assume is a truffle. Turns out it's just some animal excrement.
Thomas Powell
...
Noah Gutierrez
Rolled 6 (1d9) that's even better! eat it
Carter Brooks
Rolled 6 (1d9)Start from the beginning :^)
Daniel Hall
Winrar! Eat it then start from the beginning.
Xavier Murphy
Dem Boiz Roll In And Stealda Turd !!
Kayden Gonzalez
Re Roll
Jonathan Cooper
Re Roll 2
Dominic Reed
Re Roll 3
Grayson Murphy
Re Roll 4
Elijah Ramirez
Re Roll 5
Blake Fisher
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Juan Robinson
...
Colton Perez
The cancer crew is back on Holla Forums for another round.
Evan Walker
What if I'm a namefag but I turn off my namefag?
Blake Evans
Goy gets diahreah
Adam Nguyen
OP is a faggot and will never deliver
William Miller
8 confirms
Oliver Lewis
9 after 8 confirms even more
Levi Morales
For some reason, whatever it may be, you decide to continue eating the shit, even upon the discovery that it is shit. You can only handle a few bites, and feed the rest to Jim.
There's no one named goy, user
Landon Thompson
Goy is Tim Burton
Adrian Bailey
Rolled 3 (1d9)Timmy dies, game over. New thread. Nothing to see here people, move it along.
Joseph Rivera
Rolled 4 (1d9)Tim explodes, killing him
Christian Lewis
Rolled 5 (1d9)Trump wins. Tim gets in the way of a terrorist attack and dies.
Christopher Wright
Rolled 4 (1d9)The turd belongs to a mexican bandit, and Tim broke the turd, so the mexican bandit shoots Tim.
Easton Jackson
Rolled 5 (1d9)tim commits suicide
Wyatt Richardson
The shit eating was just too traumatizing for you. Using your enchanted word to commit suicide, you wish for it to be all over. However, it doesn't work. It appears the sword's enchantment is to never damage anything, ever. You plan to get this removed at the first opportunity.
Christian Ortiz
That's not how it works.
Brandon Anderson
Do something.
Josiah Ward
op is the same guy who drawst hsi?s
Carter Lewis
yeah
Nicholas Collins
love your style
Bentley Bailey
This was a command to the game. Love your own style now.
Logan Lee
Rolled 7 (1d9)wander around in the woods
Lucas Brown
OP is Dysnomia. Just letting Holla Forums know.
Camden Turner
Hey Dysnomia, how did you become a decent artist?
Easton Hughes
After your attempt at suicide, you gain a newfound confidence and will to live. You realize how well you've been handling survival in the woods.
Nope.
Jack Hughes
Rolled 1 (1d9)Tim Burton meets CIA and buys a plane.
Michael Clark
Hey whoever you are, how did you become a decent artist?
Ayden King
You don't get to bring friends. Tim Burton comes alone or not at all.
Owen Gutierrez
Rolled 3 (1d9)Tim says Spiderman Thread and this thread derails to shitposting, memes, cancer, and autism.
Benjamin Flores
Rolled 7 (1d9)Satan meets Tim and makes a deal with him.
Gabriel Perry
Perfect winrar
Jaxon Wilson
HOLY FUCK.
Elijah Roberts
Bullshit.
Julian Hughes
Suddenly, a fire erupts from the ground. Jim, frightened, runs away into the forest. The wind howls and the sky above is filled with clouds. Out comes Satan himself- but not the satan that you know, but rather the satan of the tiny civilization in bottle you found in the purse. He offers you a deal- your penis, in return for dark eldritch powers. Do you accept?
Lincoln White
Yes
Owen Rogers
Rolled 9 (1d9)Yup
Austin Ortiz
au contraire, mon user
Noah Morales
Yup
Stop trying to add a twist to every happening, OP. A solid, real 666 get asking for Satan deserves a solid, real 666 get Satan. Though we do get dark powers so it's fine.
Andrew Edwards
ta bite pour les pouvoirs d'Eldrich, c'est vendu
Oliver Hill
Kick his ass and steal his powers
Chase Hall
Rolled 1 (1d9)Wasted GET
Alexander Perry
Rolled 1 (1d9)Reroll
Xavier Hall
Rolled 2 (1d9)Filler Not GET
James Long
rob bank and meet Pedro
Andrew Long
there is bank in the desert
Isaiah Smith
*forest
Jose King
You accept the offer. The miniature satan, granting you powers of the unholy, runs off with your dick. Meanwhile, a revolution is taking place in your tiny civilization. Priests are being overthrown and replaced with satan-worshipping punk rock bands. They collectively abandon you and run off with Satan into tiny people hell.
Jayden Jones
Just trying to keep things interesting user. Plus I want to include plot points like the miniature people and Tim's soothing dick in happenings so the story feels cohesive and not just like a bunch of random shit happening.
Elijah Torres
Rolled 1 (1d9)The planet blows up and everyone dies. The End.
Hudson Jones
No rerolls.
Jaxson Hill
I posted this. Someone else copied it. The dubs are legit.
Gabriel Torres
Nah, "lol the end forever xD" is a meme reply anyway.
Jaxson Reyes
God saves Tim
Lucas Gonzalez
Rolled 7 (1d9) Open a rift to tiny people hell with my new powers, step on satan, and get my dick back
Kevin Russell
Suicide faggots can eat dick. nice one, OP
Jeremiah Gutierrez
Practice
Easton Fisher
...
Lucas Walker
Using your newfound powers, you create a portal to Tiny People Hell in hopes of retrieving your dick. In one step, you instantly kill Satan, and get your dick back. Unfortunately, it seems to have been transformed into some kind of lovecraftian abomination.
Dominic Price
A new pet neat, find your coward dog and fuck it to death with your new penis
Caleb Martin
Rolled 6 (1d9) Use newfound powers to a make a lovecraftian-inspired dick
Bentley Cox
You go deeper into the forest in the direction Jim went. Eventually, you find her, but it appears she's… grown. Yo suddenly grow hesitant to provoke her.
Jacob Jenkins
thanks for being the most cool contributor to Holla Forums
Tyler Hill
kick her
Brayden Bell
dicksucking already?
Joseph Watson
OP makes great art fam
Nathan Lee
Rolled 4 (1d9)Size up the situation
Jayden Diaz
Shoot a stink bomb into her
Josiah Moore
You don't have any left
Andrew Flores
Rolled 1 (1d9)Kick sand in it's eyes
Austin Mitchell
Rolled 3 (1d9)Use the lovecraftian dick as a lasso to put her on a leash
Carter Torres
Rolled 1 (1d9) off quints by one, fuck
Jonathan Thomas
Rolled 8 (1d9) wait what? what happened to our ammo?
James Baker
Rolled 2 (1d9) Put out your hand, palm side up, and wait for her to approach you.
Levi Lewis
We used both stink bombs testing it out in
Jason Robinson
Rolled 1 (1d9) aw man. we need more ammo
Leo Peterson
Rolled 2 (1d9) pick up some nearby rocks for slingshot ammo
Ayden Howard
do a flip
Xavier Taylor
Rolled 6 (1d9) This is extremely stupid, but I laughed anyway
Logan Gutierrez
Rolled 5 (1d9)power up and show it the true wrath of a super saiyan
Charles Powell
Dick Cavett
Jaxon Adams
Rolled 3 (1d9)Lance Penisberg
Jason Richardson
Rolled 2 (1d9)Candice
Logan Morris
Rolled 5 (1d9)Sweet Lolita
Carter Garcia
im gay
Kevin Campbell
To, uh, assert your dominance, you decide to do a flip. Jim is now more confused than angry, but you seem to have won your penis over
I deleted the original post (>>6091242) because the gif skipped a few frames of the animation. Here's an mp4
Bentley Reed
You decide to call the creature, which you had been mentally referring to as The Monster Known Formerly As Your Wang until now, Candice.
Christian Carter
That's it for the first thread folks. I'll make a new one in about an hour, maybe, with tweaked rules and an archive, image collection, and recap of this one.