How do I get a cutie wacky GF?

How do I get a cutie wacky GF?

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No, stupid!

What OP wants is a cheat-code-esq way to find a gf. Something so easy to do he can do it from behind his computer screen in less than 5 minutes. Yet something that nobody has ever talked about until now. You're so dumb (:

Found the Christfag.

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I see. so it's like when someone asks how to make money and then gets mad when you give him good financial advice because it takes a while for that to work

wouldn't it be better to target ones who come alone?

Go back in time to before feminism existed

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Give me your credit card number. I'll invest your money well.

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You don't get out much do you?

buy 2channel stock

She's been trying to get YT famous for years

independent researcher here, we can't reproduce the results

how are you going to do the first step?


doesn't sound too convincing

10/10 comeback

Rohypnol?

walk around downtown, wherever there's people

PokeStop clusters are good for this

Kill yourself

Offer her cocaine.

Have her take the BBC.

No one cared who Shoeonhead was until she took the BBC and became le epic fanny utubr.

just random people in the streets? lel

i don't into pokemon goy

the big black cock?
when did that happen?

if your goal is to find a particular type of person, it seems logical to go where there's lots of people

Kidnapping.

Your containment board is this way >>>/shoe0nhead/

how about a nerdy girl? you don't see those outside. or maybe i'm making this too difficult.

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nerdy girls aren't all shut-ins

no because girls that spend time alone doing things they enjoy are confident and would be out of your league

This chick strikes me as the kind of chick who will never think a guy is good enough unless he's a mind reading chick flick Ryan Gosling clone.

She'll never be able to comprehend that the dudes who "fit" that mold, are faking it in the hopes that she'll let them bareback her.

talk to people.

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Finally this bitch got slapped around a bit.

someone please explain i dont have 5+ minutes

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cheated on?
Had a fallout?
she hit him?
He hit her?

be over 6 feet tall and in good shape. Shoe is dating Armoured Skeptic, the guy is like 6'4'' and fit. You could never get a girl like shoe0nhead, you repulsive neckbearded faggot.

nope

if a woman ever wrongs me this way i won't accept it, i'll shoot her up and walk to the nearest police station with her body on my shoulders

by not being a worthless fuck

tbh he deserves it if this faggot can't defend himself

When you are right out of having heart surgery a toddler could beat you up…

She also gave away his dog and won't tell him who to

CAREFULLY

the cuty "quirky" ones are usually the most crazy

You don't. You shut the hell up and die alone like the rest of us.

Fucking exactly

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