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I want to cuddle and snuggle with another living member of my own species of either gender as long as they don't smell bad or are fat.

Any volunteers or tributes?

ikr

dysnomia

get a prostitute

is that a yes?


I want to platonically cuddle with a guy. (or girl, but then it won't be platonical)

I would like very much to perform sex on an entire pussy this week.

I just want to cuddle and put my arms around another living human being.

what part of this can't be accomplished by getting a prostitute?

I rather fuck the prostitutes, not cuddle them.

You wouldn't pay a prostitute to cuddle together on a couch?

Why can't I have a group of friends and just group cuddle with them on a couch while watching a movie?

probably because you're ugly and/or unpleasant

I am either average or above average looking. Not fat. I don't smell bad.

But I socialize so little that I am very inexperienced.

Get a shirt that said "Free hug" on it. Walk around and see if there's any taker. It's not cuddle exactly but you'll get some human contact.

Does that really work?

I am not sure … I can have a resting asshole face when I don't take care to smile and wew lad.

Oh and would you hug someone who would walk around in that?

I am also from Germany and people are not really that open. I would stand out.

Because they have better things to do.

Not everyone is as affection deprived as you we are.

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Looks like we've got ourselves a PILLOW HUMPER here…

I look serious and brooding and I guess people instinctively avoid me.

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of your penis.

I volunteer as tribute.

Holla Forums Holla Forums groupcuddle when?

hugbox or snuggletube?

Hugbox.

It's like this guy doesn't even want platonic snuggling.

n-naked manhug?

I'm not OP, and I like you guys enough to keep coming back here, but I don't trust the Holla Forums population enough to go for a meetup and not just because I'm non-white.

Afraid someone is going to steal your buttplug?

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Completely straight.

But only if we're both completely hairless, and wearing lipstick.

I will do it.

ok

Where you at?

germany

I'm also in Germany, Hessen.

ever heard of cuddle groups? i read an article about it a few weeks back. its a club of random people. they meet and cuddle

I don't know … I rather have friends who casually cuddle with me than meet up with people for the specific purpose of cuddling

and they are at least twice my age as well probably, I once saw a video of them and there were only old couples


you should come to the caliphate!

its not that you have to cuddle with everyone there.. you can still choose

I choose to cuddle with my pillow… her name is Sharon