Hey Holla Forums, have you ever tried weed?

Hey Holla Forums, have you ever tried weed?
If so post experience in a greentext story.

I hate my fucked up brain

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That's not why. It takes a few times before you feel it for most people. You're a normie, deal with it.

nice try, freech shill

>>>/freech/

I get too paranoid when I smoke weed to enjoy anything at all so I gave up.

shit was cash homie XD

i was afraid as fuck of weed after that and believe me i told myself more than once during that "ill never do this shit again" but i did.
And the next few time i still had some of the above named symptoms but eventually when i relaxed more it felt better and better and became my favourite drug of all times. there ya go. probably bait but who cares. i had to tell someone eventually.

ITT: faglords extraordinaire

I was a fresher at college, and noticed the large proportion of people smoking funny cigarettes. So, in the bar, a friend offered me a drag. Within minutes the world seemed a more vague and happy place. I went home that evening in a semi daze, sat down at my computer and tried to write some code.
And I couldn't.
Since that night I have never smoked weed. It was 1980.

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oh no potential storytime and interaction on my favorite gay porn website

>effect come up 2 hours after ingestion

All in all the high lasted about 12 hours
Seeing how the flakes kinda in the brownie made up about 15% of it Im guessing its the equivalent of smoking 15-25 grams in one shot, including the increased potency of digesting instead of inhaling and having the high last longer because of how the body breaks down the chemicals
Pretty much the greatest high I ever had

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I smoked with my mom last night and it was fucking horrible.
I now know I'll never smoke with that woman again. I don't know why I thought it'd be anything like fun.

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Is she hot?

No, and it wasn't sexual. I wish it had been more like that, but it was just sad and cringy

Am I the only one that got tunnel vision the first time and nothing at all the second, third and fourth? I feel like I developed some bad tolerance…

It was a good day.

Probably smoking some bunk shit… Get some KB or dabs… If you don't smoke often I wouldn't recommend dabs

Protip: hydro is not a strain of weed nor a type but a method of growing

Thanks mate, smoked that weed at a friend's house, he must've bought some cheap crap the second time I went to his house (where I smoked 3 times and didn't get any effect).

I got tunnel vision once but it wasn't nowhere near my first time… I think it just happens rarely as your the first person I know who has had it happen to them as well… Could be because of lack of oxygen is my only guess

Possible… Weird though…

Anytime m8

Pic 1 is Reggie brick weed, Reggie meaning regular

And pic 2 is pretty good KB, KB standing for kind bud or killer bud…

Iv been smoking for a while now and have experienced alot of different highs and the tunnel vision moment was by far one of the craziest ones… I want to say it was scary but there was a bit of tranquility during my trip… Count yourself as lucky that you have experienced it, as few have that only smoke weed

which is kind of stupid because of how hard it is to find these days.

you have to literally live in mexico to find it

Not really user… I don't ever smoke Reggie so I don't have but 1 connect for it… But it's not that hard to find if you put forth a lil effort… It depends on the location I guess because I can't see Colorado or Washington having much Reggie rolling around… But ever since the happening of Colorado KB as been alot easier to find… What's rare as fuck is finding Reggie that isnt brick weed and has a fairly decent the level

*decent thc level

Also Reggie isn't a term for how easy it is to get.. Its a rating on the quality

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This is a pic of the weed my friend bought last time, you can see very well but it looks more like the second one to me…

Anyway, maybe I failed at smoking it? I did try to get the smoke in the lungs and I never got anything more than a light high, nothing compared to my first time.

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That looks dry…

It was dry. Was it supposed to be wet or something? Maybe he did buy crap after all…

It shouldn't be brittle or whatever

I'm high right now.
IME I'm sleepy and hungry.
That is all

I don't believe it was. It wasn't that dry…

Overall I enjoyed it and should've smoked away my youth instead of drinking, but theres no way I'd shit away the rest of my life getting high all day. I'll probably start again in 20 years when I've got a pension and no worries.

nope but looks pretty yummie

Hey, I had a similar, extremely heartbeat-overintensifying, psychedelic near-death experience on weed.

But only a single time, when I smoked way too much from a bong.

If I just smoke parts of small Js I get really high already and I don't really need more.

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gotta love one piece