What do the ideal borders of Europe look like?
What do the ideal borders of Europe look like?
Henry Cox
Jace Howard
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Leo Morales
split the frogs between iberia and germany and nuke italy to prevent the pizza menace from spreading
Henry Murphy
I agree that the French are pretty bad, but what's wrong with the Italians?
Christian Edwards
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Parker Turner
I love the EU tbh
Ryan Martin
Kys
Noah Gutierrez
Hitler would have wanted Pan-European superstate too m8.
same comrad.
Dominic Smith
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Jordan Collins
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Christopher Williams
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Nolan Diaz
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Nathan Martin
Why the fuck would you give Spain to Liberia. You just put Muslims in Europe.
Nathaniel Gray
You're a fucking idiot.
Dominic Williams
Why just Europe?
this was a kind of a thought experiment into what would have happened if the Crusades were successful
Elijah Bell
will need turkey to be added in
Easton Cooper
so the world would have ended up pretty much exactly like it did in the real 19th century?
seems unlikely
Camden Cruz
> poland stronk
Tyler Cruz
UK will never leave.
Kayden Morales
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Adam Barnes
that's why I said 'pretty much'
Jack Williams
read the spoiler new friend
Henry Taylor
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Mason Morales
What the fuck is this garbage?
Andrew Williams
Blue is Europe.
Red is Russia.
Grey is a DMZ wasteland.
Brown are the United States of Muhammad.
Black is Africa.
Lincoln Johnson
Why would that be the ideal Europe?
Ian White
Because everyone can STFU then.
Aiden Wilson
why do you say that?
a majority want it and the referendum decided it.
how, after that, can the uk not leave the eu?
Jackson Harris
Russia still couldn't take Finland, and everyone knows it.
Alexander Lopez
finland was part of the russian empire up to 20th centuary
Xavier Morales
Just the same only they all say British 'whatever'.
Asher Baker
Could go on but got bored of saying all this shit
Landon Long
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Jaxson Nguyen
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Ryder Morris
what do the colors mean tho
Gavin Lee
that yellow country is fucked if anyone declares war on them
spread all over the edges of Europe like that, they'd need the greatest navy in the world
William White
Turkey will never get in the EU, it's just a stupid meme. Basically the EU and Turkey tolerate each other and cut deals all the time and some funny fucker threw in the chance for ascendancy in one of the deals decades ago.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Red - The Germanopolishczechlolithuani-belarusian Republic:
A federal democratic republic that prides itself on being really similar to the USA, but with more Japanese culture.
Blue - The Confederation of the South:
A secessionist group of states that decided to leave the Republic and become their own independent body. They hate the idea of Yugoslavia and fucked up the borders so bad that it could never exist again.
Yellow - The RYFTA (Random Yellow Free Trade Association):
They love commerce, and hate commies. They have a big trade fleet of colossal ships with cities on top, travelling between Crimea and Bornholm.
Grey - Socialismism:
A big, communist country. 100 years ago, they accidentally conquered Valencia when they were taking over land near the Pyrenees. They hate the RYFTA.
Orange - Basques in the Woods:
They used to be part of Socialismism, but seceded because they wanted to live in the trees and be more in-tune with nature.
Green - The Green Empire:
A big, Fascist Empire ruled by Gary, a ruthless dictator. They conquer all in sight; luckily for other nations, they suffer from a severe epidemic of myopia, so they don't see much to conquer.
Pink - East Hungary:
They gave everything west of the Danube (represented by a black line, because I suck at euro geography) to the Republic, because they don't care for West Hungary at all.
Purple - Latvia:
It's literally just Latvia.
White:
A bunch of boring countries like Læso, The Rest of Spain, Austria-Slovakia, Ukraine, Anatolia, Morocco, Kosovo, and Carthage.
Kayden Campbell
Yeah, they are pretty much a federation of naval powers who organized trade via a gigantic fleet. Each individual territory can for the most part hold their own against invasion, but their real power is at sea.
Evan Jackson
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Julian Peterson
Iberia you moron. That's what their peninsula is called. The Iberian Peninsula
Anthony Clark
It's Scandinavia. Invading them presents many of the same problems as invading Russia; it's cold as shit. That and they have a history of being tough motherfuckers.
Alexander Carter
Is that EU3?
Hudson Murphy
Wait nvm I thought you meant the OP image
Charles Price
its an EU3 map yeah
Brandon Davis
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Alexander Young
why does everyone have such a hard on for Germany?
Adam Lopez
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Aiden Perez
mainly because they're the only ones who tried to eliminate the jews instead of passing the problem to somebody else
Ian Johnson
Because Stormfags
Brandon Rodriguez
Stop believing Jewish lies.
Landon Smith
Because the borders of Imperial Germany are very pretty, that's why Poland should give them their clay back.
Tyler Ward
The shoah happened, and we enjoyed every minute of it. Of course it wasn't anything like the jewish historians say
Asher Lee
It wasn't a lie. Those Jews got gassed, and the only thing Hitler did wrong was he didn't finish the job
Kayden Brown
Whatever you say Schlomo
Ryder Kelly
What should happen:
1. The British Isles should unite into a secular republic. This includes Ireland. Abolish Christianity and remove kebab.
2. Restore Germany to 1918 borders.
3. Restore Hungary.
4. Merge Poland, Belarus, and Ukraine into Russia.
5. Split the Balkans between Greece and Serbia for the most part. Emperor Trump will annex Slovenia for the benefit of the Empress.
What will happen:
1. Islamic State in Europe, triple capital cities of London, Paris, and Berlin.
2. Non-muslims flee to Russia.
3. World War 3: Russia vs Islamic Europe
Colton Green
Europe is pretty much killing itself with all of these refugees. Where will it end?
Wyatt Murphy
Okay, here's the idea behind this offering:
What if King Kanute's north sea Empire had been consolidated by his heirs? What could the world look like into modern times with this twist?
In this Europe, the British Isles, the kingdom of Norway, and the vassal states of Normandy, Friesland and other related territories remain in the consolidated North Sea Empire.
Moving east, a unified Slav nation based around Kyiv could perhaps form, distraught at the loss of the Pentarchy (Byzantium) an Orthodox church crusade recaptured much of the Muslim held territories in Europe, including the proudly restored Constantinople. From this position of strengh, little could stop the march east all the way to the pacific.
In the lighter red we see a United kingdoms of Poland and Lithuania, through mutual strengh their lands and position in Europe was assured into modern times.
South we see the Venetian trade league in purple, in reality this would be a collection of city states, minor kingdoms and duchies, secure from rivals by trade agreements, with Venice at the centre of the web.
Elsewhere in Italy the Papal States retained its position and strengthened, dominating it's poorer rivals in the abscence of powerful allies abroad.
In central Europe, the Holy Roman Empire remains, Germany thus far not formed as a nation, and the ambitions of Austria, Bohemia and others restrained by a more robust Empire.
France still retains it's might, but without certain familiar territories in the north and west. Rivalries with Spain, the Holy Roman Empire, and of course the North Sea Empire see France fail to fully spread it's wings stuck between so much might.
Spain and Portugal are largely unaffected…