Holla Forums what are you good at?
Self brag thread
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Can you say the same? No, I didn't think so.
Doing ridiculous amounts of drugs and not dying from it.
i'm very accurate when i pee
What a paradox, I guess you could say that you're good at doing nothing.
You're a winner, user!
Shitposting without thinking
what a fucking faggot
Sex, masturbation, writing, critical thinking, about half of sports I play, I'm extremely funny, eating pussy (though I don't really enjoy it), making women cum with my fingers, Dark Souls, I have extremely fast reflexes, and banging your mom raw dog.
vydia and mango
computers, technology, videogames, art, engineering, reverse engineering, general mechanics, photoshop, video editing, cooking, not dying.
Do the mental arts count?
reading, writing, thinking, uncleing, shitposting.
I'm a pretty good physicist, but somehow still manage to be physically fit and social. Somehow still ended up here wanking to anime, though.
I'm decent at singing and memorizing. When I go to karaoke and I get most of the timing and words down without looking at the screen
I'm all right drawing, but I need to practice a lot more to an acceptable level for myself.
I'm good at equation oriented math. I've gone up through calc 3 and differential equations.
I can read fast and rap fast.
I can make a really loud sound with my tongue and the roof of my mouth
Chatting to people
Making dogs that have been tied up outside shops while their owners are inside happy and not lonely until their owners come back
running in heels, bulshitting essays, and sex
who wants proof
You tryin' to bullshit me cabron?
whoops, forgot pic
I'm good at swimming, fighting, cooking, fixing broken things, sewing by hand or with a machine, welding, doing woodwork, jury-riging stuff, talking my way in to girls panties, giving multiple orgasms to girls, giving massage (with or without a happy ending), drinking vodka, solving problems, dancing waltz or tango, singing old local songs.
me. I want proof
Procrastination. Bullshitting. Taking advantage of others.
which bit exactly?
okay well I'll film myself running in heels. give me a topic to write a 300 words essay on in whatever time limit and I don't know how to prove the sex bit
You're a good guy, user
spiritual lyrical individual
I've managed to keep the same glass bong without breaking it for over a year, even though it's travelled miles. I guess that counts as something
You're one of the good guys user
i made all of these. does that count?
is that a cast iron hammer or is it forged?
neither. i took two thick pieces of steel and welded them together, and then ground the whole thing flat
do you use it and if so, is it durable?
congratulations, you have no fucking talent. All of these things look like fucking shit
I made the Deans list with a perfect 4.0 gpa 2 out of 4 semesters without opening a book or studying. I only went to class lectures. The other two semesters I had a 3.9 and a 3.5.
Super hard 4th semester class need to pass to graduate
Every class everyone takes pages of notes every class
I sit in the back half asleep
Teacher tells me I should be taking notes or I wont pass
Tell him I'm good don't worry about me
Teacher goes to hand back final exams
Gives the class Im a disappointed in most of you talk due to grades being so low on the final
Get mine back
Girl that sits next to me asks my score
Tell her nonchalantly "Oh I got a 95"
Others give me dirty looks when they hear
She starts crying because she failed
Walk out not caring with a smug look on my face.
I will out preform or beat most people at almost anything and very naturally talented.
i don't use it. i gave it to my sister because she wanted it, and it probably sits in the corner of her closet collecting dust.
you could probably use it though if you really wanted
it must suck to be a worthless piece of shit to the point where you feel like you have to bring others down.
but this is Holla Forums
that's true… but I bet my farts kill more children that yours!
What class was it?
That's a bold claim.
I'm very patient at times.
I'm actually pretty good at pretending to be retarded online.
no you're not
You wanna go, fucker?
The teacher was a former cop a lawyer and a judge with a masters in Education and a PHD in something I cant remember right now. Had to learn a ton of cases and what they said and what happened in that case that it went to the supreme court.
I've done this before in applied differential equations. I didn't study for the tests and still made a 97 and a 90. Unfortunately, I missed the final because I misinterpreted the syllabus and got the wrong date. Almost fucked my GPA up but we get to choose one class as pass/fail so it doesn't count.
i'm like this, but probably not as good. in general, with book work, i just pay attention and do pretty well on tests without having to take any notes.
orally and manually pleasuring people for money
I'm a pretty good cook.
Pretending i'm smart
I'm good at being alone. At people not wanting to talk to me or be around me.
actually I'm pro at that.
You were just in the pony thread what are you doing? Just spamming?
playing that edgelord game
"I'm so hardcore i dont play casual games lol"
dark souls is pretty good, but don't fall for the shilling of anything after and including dark souls 2. Also try to ignore e-sports or lulsohardcore cancer since they don't actually like video games
not that user btw
im like this.
i slept through high school while all the teachers said "You're never gonna pass if you just sleep in class like that."
the look on their faces when i aced all of my tests and turned in all my homework.
i feel like Good Will Hunting
I can cum in less than two minutes
Said the Bishop to the Actress
Im good at sneaking.
it doesn't work when the sentence you reply to is already dirty
I also am good at finding scenes to take pictures of.
I'm the best there is at bragging.
Raise your game, noggers
not if those pics are anything to go by
How about this one?
better. the fog is very nice
try this one.
Its the bay bridge.
Looking towards the east bay from San Francisco
This is a picture of the financial district/ civic center from the same building i took the night bridge picture
Here is a nighttime shot of the SF skyline
this one is pretty good, but the others all suffer from one problem, which is that you have a poor sense of composition
and that's coming from someone who also has shit composition.
These photos are taken with high aperture and are untouched. I could spruce them up, after all I am a mac fag
did that guy watch the Ring video?
I did see that movie….
How about now?
I touched up:
That glow from the bright lights isn't something you can change very significantly. The settings on my camera amplified the light in order to capture this much detail on a dark night.
you can post-process them til the cows come home, its not going to fix the boring composition, although you might be able to salvage something with cropping
compare yours to these photos i found on google. these ones are very exciting and dynamic, and yours look very boring and flat
i'm not trying to insult you, by the way. i'm trying to give constructive criticism
I'm the fastest masturbator alive.
for example, i tried to crop the excess out of this. personally i think it looks better this way, but if you don't like it, then to each his own i guess…
Its fine user. If you like a piece cut it out. I take the scene I like and keep it for myself first, others second. Its not like I get paid for this
well the most important thing is that you like what you're doing. if you like them the way they are, i'm not going to sit here and tell you that you're wrong.
To other people its just another picture but to me its the moment when I took it. I spend a lot of time on buildings around my area just looking out over the distance and the pictures i take bring me back to the moment I took them.
I can learn the lyrics to most songs after listening to it a couple of times
People's parents always really like me
I can eat pretty much anything without getting ill
I can out drink pretty much everyone I know
I learn new things fast, but also get bored of almost all subjects and jobs very fast
I got very good at reading body language and subtext in conversation, actually a bit of a pain as I can't "turn it off" and just talk to people anymore
Good at clandestine, Machiavellian projects, I often get bored at work and shit stir to the point that people quit, or cause people to fall out with one another, but I never get in trouble or caught at it
I have excellent taste in wallpapers pic related
I was like you.
Prepare to become mediocre
All but the dark souls is obviously lies.
Chatting to people isn't a thing you can be good or bad at. The only people who can't do it are mentally disabled or ill.
I'm probably older than you
getting dem dubs
Fixing computers, working as a sales admin, driving, typing, maintaining friendships and stuff like that I guess.
i should have replied to this thread earlier
Le rich spoopy skellindon looks really nice.
You need to crop it, remove some of the lower bits. But very nice indeed.
Shit wallpaper btw
you should be grateful
I'm good at origami, and I guess decent at macro photography, pics related
Is this a photography share thread now?
Hello fellow origamist