Red finds Mighty Eagle looking through his binoculars to spy on an old lady bird. When Red looks through it...

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>Red finds Mighty Eagle looking through his binoculars to spy on an old lady bird. When Red looks through it, he spots the pigs placing TNT and dynamite around the village. Red, Chuck, and Bomb rush back to the village and come across the pigs stealing the eggs while the other birds are attending a party the pigs threw for them. Chuck rushes into the party to warn everyone while Red and Bomb run to the ship. They grab onto the net holding all the eggs. Bomb climbs up the chain to try and blow it up, but Leonard and his henchpigs spray him with a hose, knocking him and Red into the water.

>The next morning, all the birds in the village see the ruin of their homes and the loss of their eggs. Peckinpah approaches Red and expresses remorse for not listening to him when he suspected the pigs. When asked for a plan, Red says they must make their own boat and follow the pigs back to their island, and they are gonna have to get angry if they want their eggs back.

>The birds build their boat and attach the giant slingshot to it. They arrive at Piggy Island outside the pigs' city. Leonard, who also happens to be their King Mudbeard, presents the eggs to the other pigs as they prepare to feast on them. The birds then set up the slingshot to launch themselves into the city.

Where were you when Angry Birds redpilled kids the world over?

>Mighty Eagle gets all the credit for the egg rescue

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Man, usually movies are complete degenerate porn shit made with hookers but this thing, I just want to watch it.

In the year 2016 it's edgy to be civil and people here want to watch a movie based on a mobile phone game.

unrelated but All Might is Donald Trump.

I have younger cousins I might be able to take, but how the fuck am I going to ask my uncle to borrow his kids…

I know, it's disgusting.
I hope we do some Holla Forums movie night and watch it together.

(Double post, sorry)
Tell him you want to watch a kid movie but don't want to look like a tard in public

I watched this movie yesterday, and I have to say, it exceeded my expectations and it was actually pretty funny.

The plot definitely felt like a social commentary to me, and I was surprised with the fact that the plot actually went with The birds razing the pig city and taking their eggs back, because if this movie had been made by pretty much anyone else I feel like it would have ended with everyone making friends and accepting each other

It wasn't a masterpiece, but I think it was an amusing, apt, and well executed social commentary.

Mighty Eagle is undoubtedly a representation of the USA, it's quite obvious from his appearance and actions, but just to cement it, at the end of the movie, Mighty Eagle gets hit on the head and knocked over, Red's friends find Red in the same room and call out "Red!" to which a dazed Mighty Eagle responds by sitting up and screaming "WHITE!" before falling back down.

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If you exclude all the homosexual pedo porn Boku No Pico Academia is pretty redpilled.

No he isn't retard, the character embodies american greatness, it existed before trump became a meme.
Also

No surprise Midoriya can't handle that shit.

I laughed audibly and it's late here.

So this is the new thread?
Somebody webm this please, also add that purple filter shit and some othe vhs effects because I couldn't.
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FUCK THIS IS SO GOOD

Dont you know I have a triple doctorate in shitposting? What the fuck do you think this is?

He could be King Leonard Mudbeard.

The reason for a resemblance should be pretty obvious, then.

Truly schoolars of the mind.

I tried to look up what you're talking about, do you mean Boku No HERO?

Also, how much gay pedo porn are we talkin…

The old thread isnt anywhere near full yet

Boy, did it ocurred to me with all "you have to eat my DNA to get my powers" that this was infested with shit, I'm glad I never even peeked.

So, redpill movie list?

-Angry Birds
-Idiocracy
-2081
-Demolition Man
-Green Inferno

they live
soylent green
THX 1138 / logans run / zardoz

Network (1976)

The Neon Demon.

One thing you have to remember however is that Hollywood (at least the most Israel connected wing) has a long history of tilting anti-mudslime. A good portion of Jews hate them, so we have to be careful not to be useful idiots to them.

Triple 9 and London has fallen.

So the movie just serves as D&C between americlaps and non-cucked krauts?

Wew

Lol no. You may not have a real Muslim problem in the US I'm not sure what you're situation is but in Europe it's terrible.
I'll take any anti-shitskin propaganda I can get, the kikes may be pulling the strings but without his pet niggers and mudslimes he can only do minimal amounts of harm.

The Dark City

super low j-dar score too

I thought Idiocracy was full of left-wing bullshit?

Anyway, add "Brazil" to that list. That movie was so redpilled, they lobotomized the ending for the American theatrical release.

Ha! And wouldn't you know it?

Idiocracy has some good aspects to it. I don't think its all that left wing. It isn't concerned with current events though.

Sicario for burger-taco border

A Clockwork Orange
David Lynch's Dune
Eyes Wide Shut

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Fuck off.

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That's less Jewish than Birth of a Nation. Wow.

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Get hype faggots.

Is the Semen Demon on the cover hot?

Source for the track?

Three Angry Birds threads (Not that I'm complaining), and in each and every on someone shows up trying to push this "But it doesn't focus on the Jews!" bullshit. Fuck off already. You're painfully obvious.

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When will you learn? Filtered

We don't get that many currently-made redpilled mainstream movies, so I can understand people's excitement about it, at least, especially one in an easily ingested form for both kids and adults.

The other guy is just DnC as fuck.

Angry Birds is singing for the next crusade! DEUS VULT!

Only God Forgives got torn apart just like this too, although in that case I think it was plebs wanting Drive 2 and being disappointed they got an artful treatise on the negative effects of being raised by a primarily female influence.

Funnily enough I was friends with a senior writer for a pretty large newspaper at the time, he hated OGF until I actually broke down the symbolism for me, he went back and rewatched it and told me th next day he preferred it to Drive.

So yeah, pretty hyped for The Neon Demon.

*broke down the symbolism for HIM

Fuck I'm doing badly today.

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Bravo Nolan

Yeah Refn is easily one of the best moviemakers/directors out there today.

All of Nolan's films have low kike scores. I think the highest one is Interstellar with 25%

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A Clockwork Orange - 54.96% Jewish

Dune - 1.71% Jewish

Eyes Wide Shut - 57.5% Jewish


Idiocracy - 17.34% Jewish

Demolition Man - 34.26% Jewish

The Green Inferno - 54.6% Jewish

2081 - 2.76% Jewish

Angry Birds - 16.19% Jewish


They Live - 28.42% Jewish

Soylent Green - 30.09% Jewish

THX-1138 - 17.68% Jewish

Logan's Run - 7.74% Jewish

Zardoz - 0% Jewish


Network - 30.12% Jewish


Triple 9 - 8.35% Jewish

London Has Fallen - 0% Jewish

Olympus Has Fallen - 16.24% Jewish

The Kubrick films get a pass because Stanley was fairly redpilled.

Kubrik might have been a jew, but his movies are far from the usual Hollywood garbage.

That's surprising considering what that was about.

Even the Jews fear that movie.

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Not that I recall.

The premise is that stupid people have lots of kids irresponsibly, while smart people wait too long to have kids and often end up not reproducing at all. This leads to a future full of incredibly stupid people entertained by mind-numbing bread and circus. The president is a black male porn star named Dwayne Alazondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Beyond that it doesn't really get into left/right, just "stupid people are having too many kids and smart people are having too few."


Dark City is one of my absolute favorite films, but how is it a redpill film? I doubt anyone walked out of the theaters thinking "So this is what's actually going on with the world…"


I got dragged to London Has Fallen a few days ago, I wasn't especially impressed. I mean, I didn't hate it, but it didn't seem like anything special, other than Gerard Butler's little speech at the end about how America "isn't a building, it isn't one guy, you can't kill us."


Everyone mentions They Live, but John Carpenter's a lefty, and it shows in the "evil" things the aliens are doing. The subliminal "evil" messages they're telling us include "consume" and "reproduce" and their grand wicked plan involves causing humans to increase pollution and cause global warming! It's also stated all the wealthy people are working with them. The capsule may be red, but the powder inside is blue.

first matrix movie?
Falling down

I'd buy that for a dollar.


I must have gotten the wrong impression about Idiocracy if its basically about K-type/r-type stuff. Cuz I've seen that shit talked about here.

Just for posterity:

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Well, I'll be damned.

He is actually Japanese or something. It has been heavily foreshadowed with the name his old mentor used. The strongest heroes are for some reason all in Japan. Also the manga is overall just shit.

Also do I get a medal?

The first Matrix movie is a really weird example. Cuz obviously its the source of the term, "redpill", but the actual intent of the creators is pozzed as fuck. "The Matrix" is intended to be an allegory for social norms that inhibit people from "being themselves" in the sense of being as big of a degenerate as you might want to be. (Like "Switch", who was originally supposed to switch sexes when they left the computer world)

Now on the other hand, if you look at the movie not from intended allegory but simply applicability, all of the relevant dialog can be applied just as easily with the idea that "The Matrix" refers to jewish deception in the media and norms that stop one from questioning things like "racial equality" or the holocaust.

Point being: we Co-Opted that blue-pilled shit.

Yeah, but read more carefully.
The bottom one is only marked as "being Jewish" based on the fact that its ABOUT jews.
The top one is the same, plus jewish actors (presumably playing jews).

Yeah I know. Just to put it into perspective.

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Also, reminder that the guys who made The Matrix are trannies.

Chaplin wasn't Jewish, I know that. He played as one. But, Peter Lorre WAS.

The site doesn't seem very reliable.

The Matrix trilogy is exactly as intended: an allegory of Gnosticism.

I think it's listed as 0.00% because they don't have info on it.

For further study…

Prequels= redpill confirmed

Plebbit theory fyi
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i don't know if you would call this a redpill movie, but it has jews in charge of the mafia, shitskin was in jail, the white woman falls in love with the white protagonist, and jews are lying fucks and cowards

Correct
youtube.com/watch?v=rqbckoIEJGo

also check this, and it looks like a really good movie too, could ryan gosling be secretly redpilled?

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The Matrix portrays a multi-ethnic future where people apparently have forgotten about race, and where a magic negro acts as a pseudo-god.
Falling Down has a ridiculous "ebil" Nazi character that essentially tries to rape Michael Douglas' character.
Both movies are pathetic kikefests.

oh fuck yeah, that movie was awesome

The prequels are severely underrated, imho. I also really hate how nauseatedly fashionable it is to shit all over them.

One of the last "new" movies I enjoyed was John Wick. Nice to see the low kike score.

They are supposedly making a 13 episode mini-series for Netflix with Karl Urban and Olivia Thirlby in their prospective roles.

Muh favorite film

I would consider it the opposite, actually. He meant for it to hit bluepills, but, the movie is redpilled. Consume? Consume Jewish Media fits right into there. Reproduce? Just look at the demographics, who are reproducing vs what race is being held down via taxation, r/K. Jews are encouraging niggers and other scum to reproduce, not whites.
As for their grand plan, well, tl;dw version: they're fucking kikes, who care what the end result is since they are antiwhite and they don't plan for us to be around to see the end goals of that plan.

you should watch this if you liked john wick, great movie

To be fair, Douglas is Jewish and so is his father and dead half-brother.

Has anyone made a "Holla Forums required viewing" list yet?

One of the most redpilled movies of all-time on the topic of relationships.


I dunno but this thread is a pretty good start

Refn is based

Wew lad! What is the name of the track.

I saw a trailer for it last night before the David Haye fight.
It looks pretty
A E S T H E T I C

But is it good?

If he ain't, he will be, soon enough.
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A MAGA cap would be very fitting for him.

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The woman he "saved".

She's checking all the boxes

What a shame.

He should have let her get run over by a car.

Where is the MAGA shop?

jews werent in charge of the mafia, they were heads of their own little enterprise in charge of dumb fuck albanians and shit; theres even a scene where they are complaining about how small time they are compared to the actual gindaloon mafia. tbh i thought it had some cucky overtones, the white guy basically fucks his own life over for the mudshark and her half caste, hes a willing cuck

besides, its a pretty close adaption of a book, so its based off of that

I can forgive him, couldn't have known what it was he saved.

All these dubs
He MUST be based

Would you look at that. Jews ruined a franchise the same way they ruin countries.

but they changed the story, though. What could've been great became mediocre.

"Universal executive Sid Sheinberg didn't want the film released because he thought it too pessimistic, the ending was downbeat, and it was not commercial enough for mainstream acceptance. Terry Gilliam refused to back down and showed the film to several Los Angeles film critics. They declared it the best film of the year. Gilliam eventually won out and Sheinberg, rather than face embarrassment at keeping such a lauded film from the public gave into Gilliam's demands. It's especially ironic what with the film's themes of a man standing up to the state. The only difference is Lowry loses, and Gilliam wins. The struggle is recounted in The Battle For Brazil, written by Jack Matthews in 1987. "

Apparently mister Sheinberg tried to stop this movie but Terry was a bad goy.

Pretty happy about this.

Some of my favs

So im seeing a lot of really good films being posted here with little to no jews in them, and pretty shitty films that have huge amounts of jew involvement.
So why is that? Can they simply not make a good film, or can they make a good film but choose to simply peddle bland shit for mass consumption?

Saw that one on a whim because of Keanu Reeves and was pleasantly surprised. I thought it would just be another mindless/bland Gary-Stu shaky-cam slaughter fest. Good enough to see at least once.

My favorite film is fully redpilled and aryan too!

infa 1488%

That's just a nigger.

100% BLACKED

That's "fairly" redpilled?

VHS glitch technology - jawbreaker.

This is amazing.

I… Just… How?

It’s almost certainly an incomplete listing. They have The Passion of the Christ listed as being more than 0.00% Jewish because it has “Jewish material”, which is utter bullshit.

So I keep wondering about the Eagle. He gives me confusing mixed messages (but I haven't seen the movie)

The big reason I wonder is because he has 3rd Reich imagery in his home, which doesn't make sense if he symbolizes America. That would make more sense if he symbolized people's sense of nationalism.

This would also jive with him being lazy, since that would represent people having lost their nationalism and not caring about their impending genocide rather than specifically American inaction.
This also works better for a movie about nationalism, because why would nationalists lampoon a foreign country for "not coming to save us"?

Where this interpretation falls apart, however, is with the Eagle spying on the Merkel character, which seems like a direct reference to real events by the US government, unless the German government has spied on her too.

Just got back from it and damn…it was actually more overt and redpilled than I expected. There's even a scene near the end where they're fighting the pigs and the pigs try to speed off in a van with an unaltered "coexist" sticker on it. That was when I knew it was more than coincidence.

I left like ten minutes early, so I don't know exactly how it ends. There was a lone young, bearded man with a beanie in front of me who kept huffing and autistically banging his head on the seat. He didn't have a hook nose, so he was probably just a triggered Bern victim, but my gf was too afraid of getting snackbar'd, so now I'm back here shitposting.

Extra keks for them getting Sean Penn to star in the most nationalist movie in years. You know he (and presumably everyone else) just took the cash without reading the script. The irony is palpable, and honestly seems intended in the context of the overall movie.

I hadn't gotten as giggly since I watched all of Sam Hyde's Rutgers speech. It's almost on that level, no joke.

tl;dr ARMOND REVIEW WHEN?

this makes me feel bad

Zulu is a fun movie

That was a pretty good movie.

I like that each character had a bit of depth, they all had flaws and skills, there was very little convenient plot exploits. It also wasn't fucking paternalistic to Mexicans and their fucking brutality. I could see people coming away from that movie thinking the Trump wall is a good idea.


As for redpilled movies, I'd say Harry Brown is a good movie with redpilled undertones. Old British guy has his friend killed by neighborhood hoodlums and basically goes vigilante, all happening during mass riots (probably referencing the London Riots)

The Pentagon Wars is a really enjoyable movie. It's redpilled in the sense that it shows corruption within military development.

Thinking of redpilled movies is harder than I thought…


What movie are you talking about?

Oh, uh, Angry Birds.

Why?

You'd be surprised….

Redpilled as fuck.

how is it redpilled with relationships?

Zulus are fun people:

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TDKR is only 10%, awesome

Remember that the red color in the German flag represents the hanseatic league. It stretched from Russian Novgorod to English London.

Also where's Russia? They seem to be the only one doing something about the muslim threat while everyone else does their best to ignore it.

It's not one metaphor per character. These are double even triple metaphors.

The Red/Black/Yellow rough times represent the Weimar republic, when they tried to do what everyone told them.

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Saw it. Gosling's character makes several unironic Hitler references. Yet they're completely out of place and have nothing to do with the movie's plot. Very strange.

Who wrote the manuscript?

Yeah, but the cucks have genocided the cockneys, so no worries there?

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To be fair, Ivan Reitman was the reason Ghostbusters succeeded. He is more than likely crying after leaving it to Paul Feig.

The movie isn't all that great, but I laughed more than a couple times. It was pretty overt how right-leaning the message was. A bunch of immigrant pigs come and blow everything up, and the townspeople reluctantly tell the angry, anti-immigration bird that he was right all along.

Also lel that the muslim pigs stole the 'eggs' of the birds, pretty much Rotherham in an eggshell.