Nigger jokes

Share all of your favorite nigger jokes. I'll start with this one; A spic and a nigger fall out of a tree. Who hits the ground first? The spic, because the nigger is stopped by the rope.

What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!

How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

What does Pontiac stand for?
Poor Old Nigger Thinks It's A Cadillac!

Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.

What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People

What's wrong with four niggers in a cadillac going off a cliff?
A cadillac seats five!

People keep saying that Americans are stupid, but I disagree. Anyone that builds a city 10 meters below sea level, in a hurricane zone, and fills it with niggers is a fucking genius!

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

I never got this method of drowning.
Would it not be better to swim around? Oh wait.. :^)

Why can't black people swim? I don't know, shit normally floats in the toilet.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.

Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.

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What is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
First grade.

What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.

Why are niggers like sperm?
Only one in a million actually work.

Why do niggers have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.

What's the difference between niggers and pit-bulls?
It's still legal to own a pit-bull.

What do you call a nigger priest?
Holy shit.

Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC isn't open on holidays.

Niggers are people too

What's long, black, and smells like shit? The unemployment line

Why do niggers love basket ball? Because you can shoot, steal, and run.

Why were so many niggers killed in Vietnam?
Every time someone yelled get down, they all stood up and started dancing.

top kek!

why do niggers smell like shit?
you are what you eat

what's the difference between a mexican joke and a black joke?

nothing, once you've heard juan you've heard jamal.

This thread is incredibly racist!

Keep it up!!

I thought it was Niggers Are Always Causing Problems?

I like black girls when they are thin.

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What does MRA stand for
Men 'R Animals

I've heard that one two different ways, except it was falling off a building instead of falling out of a tree.

1) who gives a shit?


2) the spic hits the ground first. the nigger had to tag the wall on the way down

A personal favorite of mine:

How do you babysit a niglet?

1) wet his lips and stick him to the wall

2) put velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump on the bed

Where's the best place to hide a nigger's welfare check?

under his work boots

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We just call them niggers around here

A Nigger is called Dead by our local police

nigger jokes….Obama

After the niglet jumps on the bed don't forget to invite all the spiclets over for the piñata party.

A nigger dies
No one cares

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brutal

Why can't niggers swim? I don't know, shit normally floats in the toilet!

Why do gorillas frown?
Because they know in a million years they will be niggers.

There's a 3 story house, on the 1st floor live a nigger family, on the 2nd floor live a spic family, on the 3rd floor live a white family.

A fire starts and consumes the home within minutes, which family survives?

The white family because the parents are at work and the kids are at school.

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You should do something about the real flood im trying to save those real thread from, fucking mods

Nigger nig naga

Wouldn't the mother of the white family be at home having an affair with the postman?

But… Postman Pat is Dead!

My bad,

Underated jokes

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Why do all niggers have nightmares?

We shot the last one who had a dream

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What does jail and a zoo have in common?
They both lock up monkeys!!!

Im Gonna Beat Your Axe HARD!!

Why do police dogs lick their assholes?
Get the taste of nigger out of their mouth

What do you call the Rwandan Genocide?

A service to mankind

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AYO HOL' UP

hahahhah WE WUZ

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1 Nigger gets a job
Nigger wakes up

Niggers are human

What do you do if there's a nigger running around your garden? Stop laughing and nail his other foot to the floor