Today while driving home two ugly halfbreed sheboons are right on my bumper, so I brake check their monkey asses...

Today while driving home two ugly halfbreed sheboons are right on my bumper, so I brake check their monkey asses, they chimp out and try to go around me, and I don't let them (90mph on a small road). I pull up to them at the light and yelled a beautiful stream of racial epithets right to their ugly faces. I told them that they were "ugly, boot-lipped, halfbreed niggers," and that I "make more money than they do because I'm white." It was therapeutic.

Sounds fun.

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You're doing it wrong. All you're supposed to say in that situation is:

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I'll take "Shit that Never Happened" for $1000, Alex.

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I swear to you,user.
One time my girl and I were driving on the service road to exit off and hit the grocery store.
This fucking sheboon comes flying out of nowhere and almost hits us.
My girl is feisty as fuck to say the least.
She flips the bitch off,honks all that.

We go on and get to the store.
All the sudden that car shows up and this 500 pound gorrila gets out.
It starts yelling and screaming,it has 5 little moneys in the back of the vehicle jumping up and down,hitting the windows.
Have you ever seen monkeys chimp out and beat the glass of the exhibit at the zoo?

I said my girl is feisty but she's 5'1 115 lbs.
I said stay in the car,I'm calling the cops.
I roll down the window and tell the gorilla she might as well get her fat ass back in the car because I'm calling the cops.
In hindsight I should have knocked her out but she was a big bitch lel

The cops show up about ten minuets later and I swear to you ,niggers at the restaurant came out and said we started shit with this nigger hamplanet.

The cop took me aside(he was white) and asked me what happen.
I told him and he talked to my girl,the sheboon.

He told us to take off everything was cool ,he believed us because he knows niggers lie for each other etc and that monkey flipped it's shit when she figured out we were leaving.

He told her to calm down or she was going to get arrested.
She said some ogga booga shit and took off with her aggressive nigglets.

Fucking niggers,I tell you.

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