THE MADMEN ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT

You guys remember a while back about how we speculated that the Angry Birds movie was actually pro-Europe, pro-Hitler, anti-Muslim propaganda piece? Well I just went and saw that shit so you don't have to. It is, 100%, exactly that. And here's why.

Pic related is what we got from the trailer.

Here's what I got from the movie


Confirmed. Calls attention to his prize trophies, of which he specifically mentions he has 13 (13 original colonies). He's become slovenly and lazy, is extremely full of himself, keeps all sorts of memorabilia of his glory days.Turns out to be instrumental in the end (Europe can't do it without America).


At first it's two pigs. Then it's four, and only Red notices. The whole time the pigs are distracting the birds with literally Bread (er, fruit) and Circus. It's later revealed that the boat's ballast is stuffed full of pigs.

The pigs are also lying about why they're at the island, and nobody seems to care. When Red calls them out, they tell a sob story, and the head bird flips shit on him. They also keep bringing in more boats and nobody cares. (They also wreck Red's house, refuse to fix it, and then move in)

Oh, and the lead pig's name is fucking King Mudbeard. Sorry if this is autistic movie bullshit, but there was so much propaganda hidden in there I couldn't not share it with you guys.

Other urls found in this thread:

angrybirds.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mudbeard
hdmovieswatch.net/free-bluray-the-angry-birds-movie-2016-full-movie-online-hdvd538/
fusion.net/story/261690/alt-right-angry-birds-movie-theory-Holla
archive.is/QQq3A
flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html
kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Free-Birds/Movie?id=17312
fusion.net/story/262675/marco-rubio-microsoft-iowa-caucus-rigging-conspiracy-theory-Holla
archive.is/9HzLW
amazon.com/Srixon-Angry-Birds-Golf-Balls/dp/B0092LXODI/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angry_Birds_Movie
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Vitti#The_Simpsons_episodes
nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/angry-birds-movie-lays-egg-movie-review-article-1.2639920
youtube.com/watch?v=AdAjAUcqSlY
soundcloud.com/perturbator/perturbator-halloween-theme
soundcloud.com/squf/b-i-r-d-w-a-v-e
soundcloud.com/xlr8r/download-patrick-siech-sebastian-mullaert-rivers-will-turn-elt-version
soundcloud.com/draag/denaturants
angrify.me/
breitbart.com/big-government/2016/05/20/target-ceo-blames-climate-change-not-bathroom-policy-hurting-sales/
m*tacritic.com/movie/the-angry-birds-movie
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levite
archive.is/x5WR4
cartoonbrew.com/business/rovios-future-depends-success-angry-birds-movie-138819.html
youtube.com/watch?v=Z2tzzDtDw-k
youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o?t=385
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

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no fucking way

Ok.

The bird that's in charge? The judge/sheriff one that looks like Merkel? Turns out he's only like a half a foot tall. He's standing on the shoulders of a nasally, very Jewish sounding bird that's hiding under his cloak.

The ending is also extremely nationalist when the birds work together to save their community's children (the eggs that the pigs stole), and the baby birds sing a song to Red at the end, congratulating his use of anger to save their lives when nobody else was willing.

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It's mentioned so quickly and only once, in a way that if you're not paying attention you'll miss it. Same way with the way the Eagle casually mentions his 13 trophies.

I like the way you think op. I'm going to check it out.

Holy shit this isn't subtle at all.

This can't be real.

I can believe all of this except the Mudbeard shit, that's just way too blatant

angrybirds.wikia.com/wiki/King_Mudbeard

So how long until we have a movie night and watch this?

Praise kek.

Holy shit

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holy shit.

this is so good i wont even ask why you were at a kids movie

Who directed this film? We need more propaganda like this.

Holla Forums how in the ever loving fuck did this get made? Blows my mind the fucking angry birds is uncucked.

So should I give them my goybucks???

My kid brother wanted to go. I volunteered to come home for the weekend and take him so my parents didn't have to.

Saw a tumblr post (via TiA I think) about how this movie was right wing American imperialist propaganda, thought it was pretty funny.

pics?

Flip their own narratives against them, call them a nutty conspiricy theorist who can't leave their politics out of an innocent children's move. :^)

All I could find right now besides maybe torrents.

hdmovieswatch.net/free-bluray-the-angry-birds-movie-2016-full-movie-online-hdvd538/

Hard to say, if it makes enough money it could encourage the kikes to make more movies with similar messages for the shekels.

Eh, it's not like the movie created the name.

Well, guess I have another movie to go to. My budget can't take mich more but I have to support this sort of thing somehow.
The subject matter flew by the radar. (((They))) have had such a monopoly on children's movies that (((they))) got lazy, imo.

please be true

I think thats beside the point.

I am pretty sure it is called Mudbeard because it is a pig and pigs are commonly thought of as wallowing in mud.

Mfw seeing this is making me want to actually go to the movies.

It's been a while, everytime I've gone to the movies I just couldn't enjoy it because of the huge jew propaganda.

YOU FAGGOT MODS BETTER NOT ANCHOR THIS THREAD YOU BASTARDS

I've never had anything to do with the franchise besides playing the games a few times.

Pretty coincidental tho…

One of you fuckers snuck that script in there. I don't know which one of you glorious faggots did it or how you pulled it off but god dame is it funny.

Angry Birds in Finnish, and the movie was produced by the games creators iirc, if that means anything.

Anyone remember this fucker?

fusion.net/story/261690/alt-right-angry-birds-movie-theory-Holla Forums-4chan/
archive.is/QQq3A

And yet, Holla Forums was right again.

Hope your ready for some butt hurt.
flickfilosopher.com/2016/05/the-angry-birds-movie-movie-review-what-the-shell.html
Also pic related

Oh my fucking god. My sides have been obliterated.

I'm looking at IMDb and stuff and it's listing the character in the movie as Leonard (Which is true, that's the name he gives the birds). They pigs clearly call him King Mudbeard though, but it's just the one time, right after they steal the eggs.

The patriotic ethno-bird-nationalism almost had me in tears at the end bruh, especially when the baby birds were singing to Red/Hitler bird and he was getting choked up.

ITS THIS FUCKER AGAIN

TRUE SHILLS AMONG US

Fuuuuck my bad on the link I didn't see it was in spanish.

Sorry boys.

Just a look at his face and it's obvious how cuck he is

And a kike

holy shit these reviews

(((THEY))) DON'T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS MOVIE HAHAHAHAH

and then from gamespot "Angry Birds Movie to Top Civil War as #1 Movie in the US This Weekend, Projections Say"
I'M WAKING UP

How the fuck do these lazy retards get away with posting excerpts of a 4chan thread and calling it news?

Found it in 720p and english.

ENJOY:

kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Free-Birds/Movie?id=17312

Also, for the user that asked about the director, Kikepedia says "It was directed by Clay Kaytis and Fergal Reilly (in their directorial debuts)" and it was written by Jon Vitti who wrote some early Simpsons episodes and a couple King of the Hill episodes.

It's not the first time.

fusion.net/story/262675/marco-rubio-microsoft-iowa-caucus-rigging-conspiracy-theory-Holla Forums/
archive.is/9HzLW

We were right about that as well
Also it feels weird seeing one of my own posts capped and stuck into a news article

nvm I jumped the gun again.

I'll wait on sperging out again.

FUUUUCK

Gee, where have I heard that one from before?

Ok,I'm sorry but how fucking new are half of you.
This isn't new,even OP stated that.
We covered this months ago.

I'm taking my little girl to see this movie tho.
She is only 5 and knows to stay away from mudslimes.

The funniest part is that bad reviews don't matter one fucking bit to the target audience. Some 11 year old isn't going to care about some political article written about it in the Jew York Post or a bad Rotten Tomatoes review.

Vitti and Schwarzwelder were always the based Simpson writers. Makes sense with KotH too,

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Something about that sounds vaguely familiar.

Coincidence or deliberated.

The first a meme magick manifestation.

The second, fucking based writers.

This is one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Screen caps+snarky commentary=apparently grade A lefty news. Pathetic.

Yissss

I made a thread about this faggot kike a long ass time ago, this makes 3 times so far that he's been using us as his material.

I SHOULD HAVE SCREENCAPPED FUUUUUUCK

I think someone got a dox on him on /baph/

WE HAVE TO GAS THIS KIKE ALREADY

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I've seen one review already he's kind of cucked but not kiked and he says it's an average movie with really good animation quality.

I'm hoping it's actually good though.

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Wait, three times?

Agreed. If he is indeed a multiple offender no mercy should be shown.

REK EM

Just being able to relax for ninety minutes and not having to cringe at kike propoganda every other moment automatically gives it a pass.

What Angry Birds gear are you gonna rep now?
Me?:
amazon.com/Srixon-Angry-Birds-Golf-Balls/dp/B0092LXODI/

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Passing grade.

Holy fucking Kek.

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wait, they even got kikes to do the voice acting? ahhahaha oh my fuck

Or they don't have as much control as you think. If they did, you'd know.

The trips don't lie m8, this kike needs shut down. I'm sure it's been more than 3.


Yes, we had a dox on him and everything, I soooooo regret not saving them.

JUST FMSU

This sounds like the opposite of the new Jungle Book movie (we're the bad guys in that one)

So apparently the guy who made the angry birds app (Mikael Hed), actually also had a hand in writting the movie too. So Angry birds the game was also about removing mud beards too.

He's also a Fin.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Angry_Birds_Movie

It looks like he never featured in any of the games though, so it's not like they actually had to use him specifically.

DID SOMEONE SAY DANCE THREAD?

at last I truly see

I thought he said that he thought up the pigs because swine flu was a thing at the time.

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I need to get me an Angryjugend armband fam.

I love this place

Redpilling children is something to be celebrated.

I don't think it's a coincidence. Swine flu could've been a pretty easy excuse.

top kek

The based authors of this movie deserve our support.

(checked)

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Of course, the creator could have became redpilled after he made the game and included elements of it in his movie.

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It must be.

The Jews are gonna take it over though. I got an idea how and how they will change the movie..

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The maker of the game was actually pretty butthurt how much money he made for such a ridiculous game and took it of the app shop. He's somewhat pridefull.

I've seen that picture so many times and I've never known it was Sam Hyde until now.

AHAHAHAHA

Jews make up 50% of the fucking staff in any other movie, and when a decent one for kids comes along they're nowhere to be found.

The producer apparently keeps a low-profile and he did the despicable-me movie as well. He has no wiki and his twitter is just retweeting praise and he hasn't said anything political or otherwise acted like a typical commie that makes movies.

For reference the new Star Wars is over 50% Jewish and the new Ghostbusters as well in which the tribesmembers occupy the directorial staff primarily and not a couple voice actors.

No wait nevermind. I'm thinking of another game.

I have a grim feeling that everyone involved with this movie will at best get blacklisted, at worse killed in their sleep then have CP planted on their hard drive.

Dats Flappy Bird, Angry Birds is a complex a game as a Microsoft Flight Simulator compared to Flappy Bird…
Still that dam game is ike crack on vydia form, once you pick i up you don't let go

Yeah undoubtedly, Looking at info about them they all seem to be completely new and unknown to the industry.

God DAMN that's ballsy.

If you are European you should not be posting here until you have a gun and a few white friends who have guns too.

Don't forget when all the liberals start bitching about this movie, to remind them that "It's just a fucking kids movie!" "They're just pigs and birds, what are you getting so worked up about goyim? :^) "

TRIGGERED

Mods please sticky this shit.

The Jew has been named.

FOR THE THIRD TIME

Went to see this with the gf the other night. Holy shit, there is Kubrick levels of redpills in this fucking children's movie based on a phone game.

There is one scene towards the end where Russia bird pulls up in a car to get the townsfolk out of pig city and as he drives off I'm 99% sure that I saw that 'coexist' sticker on it, you know the one with religious symbols making up the word. It's so fast though I hardly noticed it. If some user has a camrip I'm sure they could find it.

The whole movie is one giant red pill. If you don't pay to watch it at least pirate it. How this shit got past the PC filters is beyond me. Red is literally Hitler.

EVERYONE GO TO THE REVIEW SITES AND GIVE IT PERFECT REVIEWS

bump

Make sure to emphasize how good "the messages" are. Say stuff like "it's good to find a modern kids movies with good, moral, messages" that'll draw a conservative crowd

What the fuck are you doing user?

I'm going going to go see it tonight.

I have to say I'm a little excited.

They actually have total deniablility on it.

My face looks just like pic related

I'll probably buy a physical of this just to support them. I did the same thing for Dragons Crown and I didn't even own a PS3 at the time.

Prepare for many nationalist feels and for bird island to be great again.

Would you mind taking pictures?

Holy shit

i really wish i had the "secure a future for avian hatchlings" and the mein kamf edits.

We can litterly troll people over this

It's gonna be grand.

ill see what I can do, Ill post back here later tonight

I don't know if you're saying this because you've seen it, but I actually did get misty eyed towards the end with all the nationalist feels, what with the children literally singing the praises of the hero who used his anger to save them from the foreign hordes.

I need to start stocking up on rope.

I don't think you can stock up on 300 million feet of rope user…

Why the fuck is angry birds the most redpilled movie in recent years?

Rope is reusable.

Don't think I have ever seen a more detailed wojak, even has an outline for his dick in the splatter zone.

The Autists I've come across are either Lefty degenerates or Rightwing Nationalists.

They're extreme in their views and the see the world solely in black and white.

Yeah that part almost got me too.

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Did you notice during the sing-along scene with the eagle that he had a picture on the wall of him with an olympic medal or some shit, and it was done in a style that looked exactly like pic related?

The Eagle was VERY obviously America, but I'm wondering if he has some dual symbolism going on.

Jews probably don't pay much attention to movies they don't think are gonna be big

quick Holla Forums, meme it. spread how great this movie is far and wide! Give it five stars/thumbs up/positive reviews on every site you can

Was going to make a thread about this.

M U D B E A R D
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Oh my fucking sides!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
TOP KEK
also loving the comments.

Dubs of truth, the Eagle may represent Nationalism as well

He's a walking redpill, beyond that the trump connection seems forced.

youtube.com/watch?v=zon0-w1vqGA

He's fucking Hitler man

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Yeah, not saying otherwise, just saying that linking him to the american dichotomy of red vs. blue and trump is at a loss of validity.
The eagle is already there as a burger cameo.

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lol that sounds awesome for kid's movie

Just a reminder, lads. The pigs had red or other brightly coloured facial hair in the original game (to contrast with the green skin), and it was mostly moustaches. It was a deliberate choice to give the pig in the movie a dark coloured beard.

Wait, so when finally a good movie based on a game appears, it's shunned because it's anti islamic immigrants?
I'm buying a bluray of this.

HERE I FUCKING FOUND IT I KNEW IT WAS THERE.

It's only on screen for 1/2-1/4 of a second as they close the door.

Just when (((Zootopia))) finished? 2016 is truly the year we get shit together.

Holla Forums's job is now to make sure this "Angry Birds = right wing propaganda meme" catches fire and crank out shitloads of pics of the main character with Trump hair.

So, yesterday?


Plus it's a pretty stereotypical muslim style to have the the beard without the mustache.

Angry birds was never the problem, it was the people who played it
At its core, it's an ok clone of crush the castle, with enough puzzle mechanics to give it some reasonable depth

Id imagine a certain uncle will have a camrip soon enough. But if its this based i think we all need to be ultimate shitlords and give this movie unheard of earnings.

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Can confirm, my cousin and I have Asperger's and he's a socialist/libertarian Somehow this makes sense to leftists and I'm here so I shouldn't have to explain my views.

I can't speak for all types of autism but that's not quite the case for Asperger's. We just love to categorize shit. In our minds, everything fits in a category, it's far from a duality. It's really hard to explain to normal people, sometimes the way we think comes off as sociopathic.

whats that user?

Oh that's too good.
Everything else could have somewhat passed off as an uncanny level of pure coincidence, but this pretty much just confirms the theory that it's politically charged as hell.

YYYIIIIIIIISSSSSSSS


I am definitely giving them my money now. Imagine the salt when this movie smashes box office records. We must make that happen.

AYY THE FUCK LMAO

Absolute madmen

FUUUUUUCK

These newfriends I swear.

Cool, I'm a sperg too.

Time of the scene

I meant in the movie….

Anons were asking where that sticker shows up you mongoloid.

I'm not kidding, I kekked so hard.

Hide it in a kids movie…this is fucking PERFECT. Kids get a proper education and the parents get redpilled by accident.

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It's spelled "where", not "what's" you fucking dipshits.

Have you learned to restrain your sperg-like behavior yet?

Also, do you have trouble naturally making facial expressions too? When I was younger I didn't have any trouble, but now I have to actually think about which expression to use for each situation.

1.17.36

But that's on the shitty Russian camrip I grabbed to find it.

Holy shit…

I think he was asking about the significance of it within the film.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it's some shitty car from the muzzie town, that the heroes use to escape, and it has that liberal shit sticker on it.

I hide my power level pretty well.

What is this as in what is this shit plastered to.
Sorry you're autistic and can't figure that out.

ALl you said what I found in in the door for half a second…… What's the context?

But who wrote such a problematic movie?

Jon Vitti

SNL writer in 86 to 87, King of the Hill writer for 5 episodes, Simpsons writer for 24 episodes, and wrote two episodes for the Office. This guy is clearly a comedian, and comedians are very good at finding a touchy subject and making a joke out of it. I think this guy definitely knew what he was doing with this film.

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Stop sperging out cucklords, if you read the thread you would see that I already said it's on the back of a car, Jesus.

Yeah ok.

thanks m8

nah man, believe me when I say autists wouldn't have made that mistake. We're eerily good at grammar.

>he had a brief stint at Saturday Night Live, describing his experience on a DVD commentary as "a very unhappy year."

Didn't enjoy writing for the liberal shitshow and went to write for the Simpsons (back before it was pozzed) and King of the Hill.

This
t. grammar Nazi
>inb4 national socialism, it's only a figure of speech

Can you just fucking explain why that is there, where is it, and shit like that. What is the fucking context. Instead were fucking fighting about grammar, FUCKING TELL US ALREADY

Why so many short stints? Makes me think he was let go for some "problematic" content.

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read

As soon as high-quality torrents are available, we should start making as many memes and webms as possible.

seconded, also I'm thinking in buying merch now.

I dunno user, seems like it was pretty easy to pick up that the user was asking for the context. You're the one that seems to be confused.

Newfag detected, you seem to be the only person having trouble figuring it out.

And well after it was pozzed but let's pretend that never happened

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Vitti#The_Simpsons_episodes

Now these episodes aren't just classed they're classic and written by a secret natsoc. Fuck yes

Fuck I want this on a T-shirt.

I DONT KNOW WHERE THE FUCKING STICKER IS BECAUSE I HAVENT SEEN THE FUCKING MOVIE YET YOU FUCKING RETARDED KIKE

If you read the thread you would figure it out. Also

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Learn to read, nigger

How about "bird wave" or "angry wave" ala vid related?

HOLY FUCK
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

Wow. I actually want to give my money to an Angry Birds product.

My Spanish isn't strong enough to hear through the low-quality audio. Thanks for the attempt though

Why do people say zootopia is good? Isn't it all about multiculturalism

I-is pepe still a meme?
We could make angry bird pepes.
Also seconding B I R D W A V E

A N G R Y A B O U T I S L A M

Pepe has transcended being "a meme"

Pepe is the meme

holy fuck!

I think I'm warming up to the berenstain universe.

Maybe they mean in the 'rasslin way they are "over" like it's ready for the big time.

Probably cus it's about a bunny who neds to adapt to fit within the sistem (Being a cop) instead of demanding the sistem lowers their standars so she can fit in

We're making it our own.

Incredible

I decided to google "Angry Bird Pepe" to see if anyone had made such a thing before us.

Fucking meme magic I swear

Here you go faggots.
Make it better for me.

MEMES
E
M
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WHAT HAVE WE UNLEASHED?

It is. The whole plot is about bunny+fox coexistence. The people who say Zootopia is good aren't the people who agree with us.

this was already on jewgle images if you search for "angry birds pol"

The music is catchy as fuck too

:^(

Fuck me. I can't believe my eyes!

OUR MEMES HAVE TRANSCENDED THE MORTAL PLANE

nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/angry-birds-movie-lays-egg-movie-review-article-1.2639920

Sounds like a Pepe for the luxurious

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There are people in this thread right now that doubted the power of Kek.

AW YISS

The who the fuck would lay the eggs that are necessary for the premise of the movie?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS

Wasn't one of the birds from the trailer like, a tiny, pink bird who explodes with rage?

I mean, this isn't Hamlet.

MEME IT

Now that's music I can RWDS to.

Not only that but It also sounds like that kirby jew song, it's exploitable as fuck.

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I saved it, bro.

tHEY FUCKING REMOVED ALL THE SYMBOLS BUT THE MOON WHICH = ISLAM

WHICH IS MAKING A REFERENCE TO THE KNOWN FACT THAT INTERFAITH MOVEMENTS ARE MUSLIM BROTHERHOOD FRONTS TO DESTROY OTHER RELIGIONS

LMAO IT'S FUCKING CONFIRMED!!!!

Now this is music I can meme to lads

Yeah the little pink hippy bird loses her shit and goes full rage mode.

BIRD WING DEATH SQUADS

Thanks lad, have a better version

did no one else notice that the O is a pigs snout?

Can you turn the mouth into a beak?

SOMEONE MAKE THESE INTO VAPORWAVE
IT'S GONNA BE YUGE

Yeah that seemed to go without saying though.

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Also thread theme

OH MY GOD!
YOU'RE RIGHT!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOD!

The Templars had their chants.

We have dank redpilled mobile game soundtracks.

HONK

youtube.com/watch?v=AdAjAUcqSlY


meme magic jus kicked in yo

The thinking mans Pepe, have some quick OC

I can't take it!

It's perfect!

Can't make out the rest.

We need a HQ cam rip.

I have fruityloops open now..

Tell me.. What should BirdWave sound like?

Posting in ebin thread

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Fappy bird

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Take elements from this, I'd imagine.

guess this proves shekels > narrative

their literal own undoing

checked

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Vaporwave with kazoos and hitler

soundcloud.com/perturbator/perturbator-halloween-theme

Something you could play at the club or march to with your squad, you know an all-around sound that for both work and play.

The only letter they made into a new symbol is the "o", which they made into a pig snout.

The only symbol relating to the pigs is the one right next to the crescent moon.

They are DIRECTLY but subtly spelling out the allegory. Cheeky mother fuckers.

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saved

It's on the pigs ship… he fucking said that before.

More Jewish propaganda trying to manipulate Europeans against Muslims without seeing root of the problem.
Who cares.

No. This is a good message to kids. The more this gets out the more they will fearmonger parents into not letting their kids watch it.It's best to remain subtle. Seriously.

You can pin point the exact moment he becomes redpilled.

Voting for this. Vaporwave is a e s t h e t i c ally pleasing plus you can't go wrong with kazoos and hitler.

Can we get some skilled shoopers in here?

find a way to incorporate quotes from the most based bird in existence

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This pretty jew-free as a movie (compared to other movies out at the same time)

Compare this to a movie like the new Jungle book

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Timestamp?

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Once Europe awakes to the external threat, they will start asking "How did they start?" they will eventually see the internal threat and then that expelled from X countries score is going to skyrocket.

Nice pic, im stealing that.

Macintosh Plus and Blank Banshee are both good

>Right Wing Death Squads
Heh.

thats in the movie too. the doctor that assigned Red to anger management classes was named (((Wingstein))) after all

Have to walk before you can run.

Kek'd hard
Nice dubs btw

… Oh shit.

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If dubs, it will be done.

Red also cracks a joke along the lines of "There's something not kosher about those pigs"

Camrip user reporting in again with the Definitely-Not-Nazi-Eagle trophy that another user talked about. If other anons remember any shit from the movie i can try and find it.

Yeah… there it is. The eyebrows are the dead givaway, but also:

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GUYS STOP WE'RE GOING TOO DEEP
DON'T STOP

RED
WING
DEATH
==SQUADS–

Holy shit


Also how are you guys already getting screencaps?

Just saw a "review" by their comic house nigger on io9(I know) that is happy angry birds is over.

In a few minutes after that scene, the Eagle is sitting in his chair playing guitar, and there's a picture behind him that looks exactly like the German Eagle. See if you can't find it.

And pill shaped.

Can't defeat the last boss if you can't even deal with the minions.

I can only imagine the only reason it got made was because it was such a shitty cashgrab of a movie that nobody bothered to monitor it.

It's a franchise that completely sold out and hadn't been relevant in years.

you fucker

RIGHT
WING
DEATH
SQUADS

You obviously weren't here when we first discussed this movie.

That's mainly it. But we could try spreading this until it becomes popular.

I now want a third person shooter where we play as Red gunning down muslim pigs.

There is a shitty Russian camrip on the pirate bay.


Right you are, found it. No subtle messages here sir, not even one.

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Dang it. You're right.

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Holy shit.

We have legals working in (((the movie industry)))

Here I thought that they would make it so only Mudbeard was bad and the moral was gonna be don't judge a group by a few bad apples. I was wrong.

I want to redpill my niece with this film and also an excuse to support thisnkind of material in the market, could we trick Jews into self gassing for sheckles?

I'm rewatching that camrip looking for memes, and I just realized that the Eagle is constantly listening to 80's music.

Remind you of someone?

I'd take exception to the "Lazy" categorization of Americans.

Most White Americans work their balls off. 50-80 hour work weeks. They have little time if they have kids to eat right and work out. They are also uninformed as fuck because they don't have time to "do the research". Nor are they particularly interested in 'changing the world' when they are busting ass and making sure their kids are taken care of.


That "lazy and slovenly" remark sounds like a cheese eating, socialist European that works a cozy 35-40 hour work week, pays a ridiculous amount of tax for his medical/social services…Which is fine. It's just a different reality to what most White Americans are used to.

They(yuropoors) have never lived in the US and take their cue from their Jewish fully owned media…That love to dump on American white people.

Might as well call us "Insecure gun nuts" that are so fanatical about our guns because we have small penises or are "holding onto an antiquated constitution that needs to be burned and replaced with a more progressive Canadian and European constitution…A constitution that bans guns and is full of hate-speech laws.

No thanks, Euro Cucks.

Fuck off back to your crowded as fuck neighborhood. Back to your tiny as fuck "flat" that stinks like dogshit because your Muslim neighbor is trying out a new recipe.

Myself??

new retro wave

We need to meme this movie into the most popular movie of 2016, make it win the oscars and shit.

Donald is that you?

Musliums are a problem on there own. The Saudis and Turks intend to destroy europe with or without jews

The eagle doesn't represent Americans; he represents America.

How do we do go about doing this.

It seems like something we could do, tbh.

HAHAHA, HOLY SHIT

No, it's Eliot Rodgers here.

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nvm, checking hotpocketering

Something symbolic of America is not necessarily symbolic of Americans, you easily triggered homolord.

Quads confirm

How ya doin, supreme gentleman?

Kings have long, white beards, or they are shaven close to the face in a goate kind of style.

Giving a green pig named Mudbeard a scraggly muslim neckbeard like in the movie cannot be coincidence

The fact that they're not already all over this movie on the media means that they really can't slanter a kids movie with subliminal messages without looking crazy or opening peoples eyes about indoctrination. It's just perfect. Also someone make a pacha.

Boy howdy fellas, this meme magic sure is a doozy, huh?

So is this movie shit or should I watch it?

READ THE THREAD

watch it

Nigger have you read the fucking thread

Bretty gud.

Fuck off, aspie.

This was made as a cashgrab, even if the movie turned out to be good for the goy, merch was on the package since the start, so yeah, they're going to take your money even if they don't like it.
also this

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Noticed this myself from the trailers quite a while ago- it'll probably score poorly for bullshit made up reasons that actually translate to "I'm a race traitor".

What that does mean, however, is that the movie will get bad reviews and they'll broom it from the theaters like lightning.

Then, they'll probably snub it from streaming services and market the DVD just barely at all.

I mean, they COULD just count on people not noticing the propaganda, but there's plenty they can do to bury it silently since they own the media.

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I'm not chink enough to read this senpai

Real americans are descended from euros and should see euros as our brethren.

Lmfao Ted Cruz WISHES he was that cool

r8 fresh meme

As a kid's movie, it's better than the average tripe that usually comes out.

This is neater when you remember that Fattiebusters is going to flop.


Nobody has ever shown what this is without trying to police creators.

I don't even think "Lazy and Slovenly" is a good representation of a jewed America. There's 800 better adjectives to describe the multi-culti, Jewish-pig- pile.

However, there's huge areas of the US where you can kind of get away from the filth…Not so much in Europe.

Besides, you got booty blasted by my comment, Pierre…

speak english
>inb4 language of the Aryans, that's Icelandic if there is one

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THIS

FUCKING THIS

We turn the tables on them, whenever someone pops up screeching about racism and the ebil right-wing Nazis, tell them to calm their tits and stop reading too much into a harmless kid's film.

Give them a taste of their own fucking medicine. This might actually be a good strategy overall going forwards.

It's been almost a decade since I spent money on seeing a movie in a theater and the film that drags me back is going to be a fucking children's movie based off a fucking phone game.

God damn that's catchy.

Oy vey, goyim! You should see Cuntbusters instead for its praise of diversity.

Also, since movie thread… I think the nigger in Cuntbusters is a dude based on the last trailer. It is heavily implied that all of the Cuntbusters are women. In the stage diving scene the crowd lets the nigger hit the floor, and the niggers says "I dunno if that was a lady thing, or a black thing, but I'm mad as hell."

I'm calling it now, the nigger in Cuntbusters is a tranny.

Here's a pic of the ideal strong female character, except with a Skrillex haircut.

FUCKING FURFAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

More than you watching it, you should bring kids to watch it. If you have kids or younger cousins/nephews/nieces/etc, bring them to see it.

To an adult, it's really not that entertaining a story. It remains a kids' movie. What's special about it is that unlike the trend in the last two decades or so, it teaches them the right stuff.

When they say that they mean a mary sue, like the cunt from the new jew wars.

The Angry Birds soundtrack by Pepe Deluxe is the new Da Pacem Domine

I gotta get some sleep but I got something VERY autistic in the works. You lads are gonna love it.

It's ridiculous then. The Zionists/Jews/puppets are working overtime to get shit going.

Unless you mean the the founding fathers are getting lazy because they are dead?

Or the constitution is lazy because it's a piece of paper?

Or the corrupt politicians are lazy? They work pretty hard for the shekels from their Jewish masters.

Did yuropoors make this film?

Shoo shoo, D&C kike. Stop trying to break our white alliance.

Also topleft is what King Misheard normally looks like…

godspeed m8

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There was a part where the bunny starts a race war

is this bait?
we're supposed to unite the white race, brother

We'll be waiting
Expecting great things, user.

Exactly that. When they say strong female character, they don't mean in the sense of a well-written character; they literally mean she has to be physically strong and uber capable.


Looking forward to it.

coller than that only when in the movie Marius they make a joke about the Rothschild family

There's also a rainbow coming out of the horse's ass in that pic. Rainbow = shit

I'm not a DC kike, you fucking nitwit.
The original post was actually a DC post(not intentionally)

I feel I have to intervene when untruths are written.

I posted my favorite sneaky-jew wise movie last Friday.

boooo and shooo we say to yoooou

I made this in like 15 minutes

soundcloud.com/squf/b-i-r-d-w-a-v-e

I thought it was just a Pegasus but it's literally saying:

"Diversity is horseshit"

Holy fuck…

24 karat kek right here, fellas

It's obviously a reference to Sleipnir. The game is created by a Finn after all, and Sleipnir is from a pure white mythology.

nice work! I like it. I think it works as a smug kind of song, not a marching one lol

add some long bass notes in there under it all.

Nicely done user.

Fucking hell

Also, notice how none of these pigs have beards. They added that for the movie.

Then the horse would be riding the rainbow. also, you need more legs for Sleipnir
The rainbow is coming out of the horses ass.

And changed the facial hair from orange/light brown to dark.

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Noice

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This thread is solid gold!

So many keks to be had…

A E S T H E T I C

I can dig this, but you should also make a song that's super fucking dark and angry.

wonderful

Forgot pics

I'll work on one. I was going more for lighthearted meme status.

hitler dubs confirm
something we can rally with

Reference, m8. You can't go full Odin on this.

Plus, it's a nice bit of plausible deniability if anyone complains.

"Oh that's not a rainbow coming out of his ass! It;s the rainbow bridge in the distance!"

yeah, hit the mark there, brother

Versatility is the hallmark of genius.

Angry Birds Templar chant
WHEN????????

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It's pretty fucking fantastic but I'm not hearing any kazoos.

I'm not 100% serious. Although it gets frustrating when I see Jewish/SJW narratives being repeated by yuropoors.

But she apparently actually works out and presumably diets. She's not a blob or a twig who can somehow fight off male goons without a firearm.

Oh, you mean like Korra?

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and just like that, a new meme has joined our ranks

RIGHT WING BIRD SQUADS

soundcloud.com/xlr8r/download-patrick-siech-sebastian-mullaert-rivers-will-turn-elt-version

soundcloud.com/draag/denaturants

Like Angry Birds goes full hitler shit.

angrify.me/

Angrify yourselves, Holla Forums

God, they thought of everything.

SIEG HEIL RED BIRD

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Nice. Having a listen to some of your other stuff, fam. Pretty good.

Stop replying to me then faggot. I made one post. A dozen ass-invaded euros shrieked in outrage. Which is why I'm still posting here.

One from another thread

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how do you make these?

Korra suffers more than just about any character I've seen in fiction, gets metaphorically raped twice, suffers horrible self-doubt, is blamed all the time, unpopular, crippled and beaten, and suffers from long term mental trauma. She also hates commies and anarchists.

If you want a mary-sue, look at Katara in the original Avatar, Black Widow from Avengers, or the Uber-Sue, Rey from Star Wars.

My sides

the guac stops here

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He IS the Red Pill.

I'm a Burger from bumfuck rural PA, fam.

She's also a lesbian and a non-white, the argument that "she's not perfect" goes to shit when she's the perfect "strong victim".

Holy shit.

Im just too tired to finish working on what I got going but god damn man dank minds think alike thats almost exactly the sound I was going for.

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That's alright fella…

Send help, my sides are missing.

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FTFY

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something like this

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Just when you thought Lady Satsuki's eyebrows couldn't get any thiccer

fucking wunderbar


In a universe with no white people.
So her not being a mary-sue proves that she's a mary-sue? Did you come here from Holla Forums? Even Holla Forums at it's worst doesn't argue like this.
Also, she triggered most of tumblr for even having to undergo any trauma (i.e. lose and get fucked up), and just as much for dealing with it in a credible way. Sorry the show triggered you.

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I watched a video from the left saying this movie is about global warming, or something. Anyone see that narrative?

wtf how do i do the eye brows separately

i just did it but i closed my browser by acciedent cause im use to paint

Two redpilled fellas, hanging out

Good one user, gave me a great chuckle

when will they learn?

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Good one, user.

Yeah, and Target's sales are down because of global warming, too:
breitbart.com/big-government/2016/05/20/target-ceo-blames-climate-change-not-bathroom-policy-hurting-sales/

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Add caption: I AM GROWING ANGRIER

www.r*ttentomatoes.com/m/the_angry_birds_movie/

m*tacritic.com/movie/the-angry-birds-movie

You know what to do Holla Forums

Too soft.

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Fuuck, I want to see this, but my wife doesn't want to. I could ask my niece and/or my mom. If no one wants to, I might just buy a ticket and then pirate it. I'm not that big of an autist to go see a children's movie alone.

I wish my son was already born and 4, so I could take him to see it. I'm getting him the dvd though.

ACTUAL RWDS SONG
ARTISTS HERE TAKE NOTE

check'd and kek'd

Hol-leee fuck.

You fucking Eurotards want to make a big deal out of a movie possibly suggesting that muslims are bad?

Do you realize that discussion about how fucked up Muslims are, is totally open in America?

Mainstream MSM will have harsh criticisms of Muslims on the air waves in the US…all of the time. Listen to talk radio.

In Europe, it's restricted but you are more free on your MSM to talk about how bad Israel is.(not the Jews though,it's jail time for that)

See, It's why I think that "pan-white nationalism" gets confusing between Euros and Americans…Doesn't really work.

In other words, this movie might be useful in Europe…After the 20 minutes of explaining it to a Euro-normie and how it relates to the current situation with the migrants.

It's useless in America though…for the reasons I stated above.

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Good for you for having a son, user. Do you plan on having any more in the future?

Just fuck off. Nobody wants you in this thread.

Don't make the God Emperor look like a filthy Arab/Mediterranean/mud.

For the love of god…

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Lol dude, people like GosT and Carpenter Brut are not bedroom producers. Something I can aspire to sure, but I don't think I'm capable of producing something as great as their work.

OK I was on the fence, gotta see it now

this image was the moment that i knew kek to be real. That was a glorious night for the God Emperor

**does anyone have the webm of trump dancing over the results of the super tuesday and my hope will never die
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I disagree. Targeting Muslims is common in the US, but this movie is still significant because targeting Muslims is not common in Hollywood.

Still too soft, I had hardcore heavy bass techno in mind, not retro-80s stuff.

Specifically this but with Angry Birds samples in it.

soundcloud.com/draag/denaturants

Fuck, I'm pretty interested in seeing this, but I don't want to be the only grown-ass man in a theater full of little kids. What do?

You can do better than that for sure, don't think you can't.

Take your friends with you

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Our thread has now been blessed with an official shill. I think that means we're doing something right.

Doesn't mean you can't try
Shoot for the moon, man.

kek'ed

Seriously?

You don't want me in this thread because you're a delusional faggot that thinks Angry Birds(that doesn't even name the jew in an allegory ffs) is going to "red pill" people.

Get the fuck outta here.

He represents the "spirt of America" or or the spirt of nationalism(which i think might make more sense with the natsoc eagle picture) which has gone dormant due to kike meddling. The OP wasn't even remotely D&C, considering he implies that Europe needs the US, because he holds save the day in the end.


I hope to at least have 3, but this one is going to be damn expensive, so unless I get a better job soon, I'll have to settle for 2.

that's mandatory, you racemixing degenerate

S H I L L D E T E C T E D

right WING death squads

I like this type of music a lot too but anons like ~fashwave~ which is just synthwave/carpenter brut type stuff with hitler speeches on top.

which i also like but is much harder to produce


T-thank you user :^)

Speaking of which, has anyone else noticed a decrease in the "DRUMPF IS GOOD GOY KIKE SHILL FOR ISRAEL" threads? What happened to them? Did the shills give up?

Hey buddy, he could just get a random whore and ditch the child after watching the movie.
I can already tell you're not going to be a good father.

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Do you think that music I posted is hard to produce?

Oh boy a no fun allowed faggot bringing nothing to the table.

If you don't like the thread, fuck off

fuck off

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NIce.

I'm not a shill.

Anyone that thinks that a movie that uses allegories to name "refugees" (not Jews or even the "NWO"/globalists)is going to be some kind of saving grace, is a fucking retard.

Sorry.

When you autists dig your heels in the ground and start calling me a shill, it makes me want to go twice as hard at you.

H-He actually looks calmer in this one.

how about you stop right now.

I can't believe I'm looking forward to being dragged to a kids movie for once.

Banned in Germany when?

k

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But.. it does have allegorical Jews.
Did you even read the OP?

How about you consider the fact that ditching the child = throwing it into a lake or something?Jesus dude, you suck at euphemisms, I can already tell you're going to be a bad father.
Also
then it has stronk genes, let it live on.

Which one of you wrote the script?

Someone here wrote the script, I know it. Show yourself, so we can give you proper praise.

Or not, but just know that we are grateful.

I never played angry birds before except on a mate's phone, but I'm going to buy it today. And this movie I will show my kids and their kids.

What am I shilling against Morty?

A movie that supposedly(through allegories) names refugees?

Nothing about the heebs eh?

You enjoyed I bet, Morty.

I would say its not as difficult, at least for me personally, because I used to make tons of four-on-the-floor music. Synthwave requires more knowledge of theory and chords and such, which is a dark art I've never penetrated.

I'm pretty good with manipulating sounds and working with themes, motives, atmosphere, not so much with reading sheet music or making anything complex with minor/major progressions etc.

I don't wanna derail the thread… Not sure if you want to chat in private, just message me on soundcloud if you do.

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Power comes from shitposting, faggot.

IT. DOES. HAVE. JEWS.
READ. THE. OP.

filtered


I'm following your soundcloud, not sure how I would help though.

THERE
ARE
JEWS
YOU
DENSE
CUNT

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God-tier taste confirmed.

Bruh, that shit is simply not A E S T H E T I C enough.

Here is the OP below,. Where are any mention of Jews, you fucking idiotic slug?


Pic related is what we got from the trailer.

Here's what I got from the movie


Confirmed. Calls attention to his prize trophies, of which he specifically mentions he has 13 (13 original colonies). He's become slovenly and lazy, is extremely full of himself, keeps all sorts of memorabilia of his glory days.Turns out to be instrumental in the end (Europe can't do it without America).


At first it's two pigs. Then it's four, and only Red notices. The whole time the pigs are distracting the birds with literally Bread (er, fruit) and Circus. It's later revealed that the boat's ballast is stuffed full of pigs.

The pigs are also lying about why they're at the island, and nobody seems to care. When Red calls them out, they tell a sob story, and the head bird flips shit on him. They also keep bringing in more boats and nobody cares. (They also wreck Red's house, refuse to fix it, and then move in)

Oh, and the lead pig's name is fucking King Mudbeard. Sorry if this is autistic movie bullshit, but there was so much propaganda hidden in there I couldn't not share it with you guys.

Holy fuck. I'm getting teary eyed.

I think the Jew reference is the little bird that the Merkel bird is standing on top of, the jew is hidden in the trenchcoat, controlling the Merkel bird.

hope this helps chaim.

THE DOCTOR YOU DUMB FUCK, PLEASE OFF YOURSELF

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Bullshit. You're lying or a blind twat that doesn't know how to read English.

All it mentions is "red pilling against muslim refugees". Which is useless in America, you dumb fuck.

SUIT YOURSELF, JEW

I think it is, add some samples from the movie, like a hitler-tier speech and you'll have some seriously heavy shit.

Bad day for shilling, huh?

WHERE DOES IT SAY THAT IN THE OP?

IT DOESN'T.

yeah man, I totally agree with you. Cool post!

See:

THE PICTURE YOU FUCKING DUMB SHILL

It's 👏 right 👏 here 👏 faggot 👏 learn 👏 how 👏 to 👏 read 👏

Why is she so fucking cute?

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Glorious.

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It's a great parable for white kids, fucko. Regardless of whether they're in the US or Europe.

The doctor that sends Red to anger management therapy and the one that's literally behing the escenes controlling the owl boss allowing pigfugees to stay.
Now go away you fucking idiot.

I can't tell if you're a paid shill, an aspie fuck who doesn't know how to cut his losses, or just this much of a newfag.
Whatever the case, please redirect yourself to one of the following boards:
>>>/reddit/
>>>/gaschamber/
>>>/oven/
>>>/out/
You won't be missed.
Now if you'd excuse us, we're trying to have some keks in this thread.

What does "Doctor Wingstein do?

Or will you get arrested for hate crime of you say what he does?

Posting a pic of the characters and say the doctor is a jew(with no fucking reason why), is equivalent of naming the jew?

wew wew wew

Now there was a redpilled movie. Villain is clearly a hook nosed hebe whose supposed to be this hot new shit but he's only getting ahead because his dad owns the supervillain bank and has to parasitize off of Gru's inventions. I aways wondered how they got away with that.

wew

are you autistic

alright, at this point you're just filtered.

>"it names the jew right here"
Just kill yourself.

The aspie just doesn't know when to stop.

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This.

Because shills are jews and lack the soul for art, they don't understand that even without intentional allegory (which is obviously present here), something like the Lion King can be a redpill simply based on APPLICABILITY.

Sends the ANGRY BIRD to get emasculated.

So am I.

You are so fucking autistically awful and weird, that you can't differentiate from reality and fantasy.

I come along and make one comment, it triggers assburgers and autists to no end because they know I'm right.

Here you are, taking the effort to post pics and write a butt-mad long post.

If you want me to stop posting, don't reply to my post.

That's fucking it?


Good lock with your "red pilled movie"!

Bammies been trying to ramp up muslim importation to levels the EU is experience for the last few years user, it's quite relevant.

That moment when Holla Forums's bullshit has failed so hard that they start writing essays about how successful their trolling is.

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Jesus fucking Christ

the doctors is jewish

the pigs look like muslims

its not "HEY WERE MUSLIMS" but it's pretty obvious

you can use the same shit argument for the muslims

maybe you're the autistic one?

fuck off

His ID says he made 18 comments. And he'll probably make more

Bye bye

My sides are going to go superluminal when this movie out-sells Ghostbusters.

It in no way "Names the Jew".

There is a small unimportant character(the doctor) that the author of the pic has decided to give him the role of the International Jew.

A movie about a time lapsed dog decomposing would sell more than ghostbusters

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any relation to Trumps lawyer?

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OK, so if it's obvious that they are muslims, how is that going to translate into redpilling against Jews?

This was when I lost all doubt. I kind of freaked out, actually. We were messing with something we didn't know if we could control or not. Now I realise that Kek works through and with us.

But if it makes you happy to just have the most surface level, confirmation-bias-affirming understanding of the show you could have, I won't take that away from you. Pretend the last five seconds of the fifty-six episodes were indicative of all of them. Knock yourself out.

I know. But the contrast between press position and actual turnout will be a serious blow to their credibility.

Y'know, when you say, "Good luck with xyz", it implies that you're leaving.

Are you that desperate for our attention?

I'm not gonna bother to correct you about the doctor, cuz you're being stupid on purpose.

All the Cohen/Coen Jews are related. They're of the tribe of Levi. John Cohen, Leonard Cohen, every single one of them.

I fucking love that movie. Never saw the second one and Minions looked like normalfag memes: the movie.

its obvious that he's jewish too

once people start getting redpilled on muzzies, they find out whos behind it

This is a typical autistic person's reaction to direct conversation.

Praise Kek

Unfortunately you're right, most average people are likely to glance over the allegories without really thinking about it. The primary concern would be that people switch off their minds in order to enjoy a kid's film.

Only way they would notice is if a controversy is manufactured. The movie alone won't have much impact. So if anything the goal would be to agitate SJWs to go apeshit on it. When people see that, they'll make the connections for themselves and feel like they accomplished something while finding the SJW behavior abhorrent. Best redpill is one people willing take for themselves.

Holy fuck man. 21 comments? And every single one of them is "durr hburr this movie dont name jew im Pol oldfag dont even watch or spread not even okay"

How much are you being paid?

That's not true man…at all.

I'm not being a wise ass or an A-hole but are you European?

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Didn't they outright kiss?

Also it wasn't even that they did it. I ain't got no problem with 2D girls engaging in purest form of love.

It's just that it's cheap pandering to tumblr SJWs. It didn't come off as in any way realistic. Korra and Asami were best friends at best and nothing ever presented otherwise, and now I feel shame about my hold imaginings of the second season being just them on a vespa exploring the world

Which would have been a hell of a lot better than what we got

THE FIRE RISES THE PENDULUM SWINGS

Mayhaps he does it at no expense to his would be employers for he is doing it gratis

What if during chalkenings we started writing stuff like "go watch angry birds" in addition to the pro-Trump messages

Stop replying, you dumb piece of shit.

if this is true i'm going to torrent it and use an old $20 gift card someone gave me to buy tickets for it online

I get the feeling that this will actually happen. It won't be a huge deal, but it will happen all the same.

No, but don't you see goyim! If they don't show a bird in a yamaka as the secret mastermind, then have him shout, "I DID IT FOR ISRAEL" before he's thrown into a gas chamber, then the movie not only isn't redpilled, it needs to be shunned as much as the most pozzed of jewish media.

Holla Forums shills think we're the stupidest fucks on earth.

citation needed

no im from tel-aviv

Self check, here are some more

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HAHAHAHAHAHA
Go back to Holla Forums you stupid nigger, you can't deffend your stupid taste here.

Subtle shill?

I am taking my nephews to see this immediately. Everyone involved in the making of this is getting my promotion and shekels.

You went to watch it with your Aryan children right? You aren't one of those creepy neck beards who sits in his mothers basement watching kids movies and posting about it on taiwanese cartoon boards are you?

lel

I don't think he's a shill. Sounds like a proud aryan to me

I'm gonna promote this post of mine again. It might be an interesting way to manufacture outrage.

Jesus fucking Christ you faggot. What, do you want Europe to completely ignore the fact that they've got a shitskin infestation? Yeah, you have to get rid of the source, but even after you get rid of the source, you still have the fucking infestation on your hands.

There is literally nothing wrong with a redpill to American audiences about the Muslim problem in Europe, and nothing wrong with taking a jab at the Euros who are oh-so-progressive and letting Muslims in by the truckload. The Jew and the Muslim are two separate but related problems. You can get rid of one and still have to deal with the other. Just because this movie deals with one subject and not the other doesn't mean you have to get your fucking clit in a twist.

I mean for fucks sake, you argue that I was trying to D&C euros and americans, then you turn around and start accusing everybody of being european as if that's a bad thing, and then saying it's pointless to try to redpill Americans on a Euro Muslim problem, yet then go on to say that the Euro Muslim problem is not something that should be a concern anyway, since it's the Jews. You're the most obvious shill or the biggest autist I've fucking come across on this board in recent memory, and that's saying something

Best thing is a two prong attack. First you agitate your opponents to freak out over the allegories. Once public exposure is saturated you then approach people with a rational counterpoint, then explain how indeed the film makes such allegories and it's all honest truth. Two birds one stone, SJWs look like retards pressing an agenda while we look like a voice of reason.

Shit man I already started to despise all modern movies yet I have to admit I kinda liked Despicable Me.

Hell, it's not even about looks, the truth IS on our side.

I'm joking, I'm Canadian (north american fuck off), why?

The only movie I can think of in the last 10 years that explicitly depicts Muslims as villains is the first "Taken" (and holy shit, I can't believe it's eight years old already). The trafficked girls in that movie are ultimately sold to some wealthy, obese sheikh.

There's probably a few more, but I barely pay attention to movies these days.

I went with my Aryan little brother. My parents didn't want to take him, so I came home for a visit and used him as an excuse to go see it.

There are a couple random comedies, but nothing big

Americans post 911 are plenty "red-pilled" on muslims. Most of them have no idea about the Jew…Or openly look at them as allies against Muslim extremism. "Judeo-Christian values" etc.

Do you deny this?

You are not American if you do. You don't get it.

Did you clock out or are you working over-time?

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Gotta work overtime for those extra good goy points

oh, overtime?

I know, because people are sensitive on that issue, I don't think it was enough to red-pill. Also, they hide it real good, or people think Jews are like us just rich. People still call out "these big guv guys" I think it's just a matter of time.

Don't Strawman, you massive faggot.

There is literally nothing wrong with "redpilling" Americans about the Muslim migrants in Europe…It's just fucking useless and pointless.

That's why it's pretty mainstream here in the US. Limbaugh, Hannity, O'reilly, Savage, Trump, all talk about it. There is no need for allegorical red-pilling, dipshit.

They also don't carry out terrorist attacks like Muslims do. They are not deliberate about it like muzzies, I know they help muzzies though. They are stealthy.

>4th of july

my fucking sides

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The great abundance of coincidences were convincing enough, but this


absolutely confirms that this movie is anti muslim immigration propaganda. Holla Forums was right again.


Was this guy always redpilled or did he become redpilled in his later work?

holy fuck

You have poor shill detection.

religion of pig

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This gets deeper and deeper.

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MAKE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY HAVE ONE AND UPVOTE THE SHIT OUT OF THIS MOVIE ON EVERY REVIEW SITE!

Fuck em!

What you mean are Kohanim, the priestly class that is supposedly descended from Moses' brother Aaron.
Those who are supposedly descended from Levites have names like Levi/Levy/Levin etc.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kohen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levite

I was wondering why the jews and muslims would conceal their sacred animal but then I remembered, Jesus banished the demon Legion into a herd of pigs who then hurled themselves off a cliff and Christianity would abolish the dietary codes that protected pigs. Jews and Muslims don't eat pig because pigs are sacred to Satan.

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The Cohens still get treated like priests in some rituals in orthodox Judaism, and will be given full priest status on the coming of meshiach.

Btw the Cohen brothers (who make the good movies) are Cohens.

Holla Forumsfriends God Damn it how come no one has done the website where it tells us how jew it is?

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According to Talmudic prophesy, when the temple gets rebuilt the Cohens will be the priests. There are also some priestly prayers only Cohens are allowed to recite. I remember Leonard Cohen (the guy who wrote Hallelujah and Suzanne) used to do the priestly prayer on tour

Kind of disappointed that the dog doesn't look straight at me, like all dogs do.

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I don't know why that mustache is making me kek so bad, but it is

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I can't believe this is real life right now.

holy shit

My kids and I have a Sunday afternoon plan

It's a knife and a fork. They are greedy pigs who want to eat the eggs.

OH MY GOD
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

you know what is weird about that sticker is that it only has two shapes in it and the rest are just letters. And the shape of the "o" is probably a bird's face, and clearly the crescent moon is the pigs (islam)

What's the next step in your afternoon plan?

CURRENT YEAR IN BERENSTAIN UNIVERSE IS BEST CURRENT YEAR AND BEST UNIVERSE!

the O looks like a pig nose

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I was trying to think of someone with nice eyebrows who it would be funny to angrify. I forgot about the marvelous eyebrows of Holla Forumss kosher waifu

that sounds likely

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Easy.

Getting mad (caught)

life is good

We are going to cross stream the memes until normies have no fucking idea what anything means at this point.

We are modern Egyptians making hieroglyphics awakening old gods (best gods).

It do.

Yeah, they already cut this movie heavily, it was supposed to have a 10 minute long scene where Red beats Dr. Wingstein to death in the street and i think they removed the gangrape scene too on the grounds that "while the scene itself was hard for children to watch, we found the voice over explaining how this act was justified under islamic law to be grossly islamophobic and had the potential to incite extreme violence"

wasn't this thing a man?

What is that some kind of space ship capsule? Gas chambers have leaky wood doors idiot.

Nah; just held hands. There was a soccer mom reviewing it on youtube that loved how it showed that girls could be such close friends.

Back in the 1st season when one of the creators wanted to do it, it would have been. Thankfully, the other one vetoed him.
Felt like the most natural relationship either show had ever done.
The animation studio drew a pic of just that.
Season one and two were shit, but what can you do?

In multicoloured playground chalk. Specifically black, red and yellow.


Yes, you fucking retard. Believe it or not, they put money above a rogue writer deciding to add a gay end to a TV-Y7 show. They're not Cartoon Network, you dunce. Everyone involved said the execs shat themselves when they found out the writers wanted to do the gay end. They'd already had complaints about the show being to dark and graphic. Only months after the sustained positive reaction to the ambiguous end they made the writer put in instead, did Nickoldeon even begin to acknowledge the show again. They wanted to bury it.
I think you really are retarded. Holla Forums hates Korra because she wasn't a mary-sue.

SMASH 'EM, HULKSTER


She's not trans, just Jewish. She looks good compared to some others I've seen.

What's the deal with Jewess tits?

Get your shit together user.

I don't know. But in this one case, keep 'em coming.

This is a historically happy moment in my life.

Burger here too. I disagree that it's not useful, in fact it is very fucking useful to take your kids there and explain it to them.

You're right we don't have hate speech laws we just have a populace so cucked that it self sensors.

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Kek, whatever let's you enjoy your cuck media bro, also, why do you know what Holla Forums hates? you Holla Forums nigger :^)

Bretty gud

Stop responding to the D&C/slide shill.

IMPORTANT

The lugenpresse is already going all-out to drag the review scores for this film down. The precise co-ordination of negative reviews and articles dropping within the same 24 hour window indicates we're probably dealing with GameJournoPros/JournoList-level fuckery here, an idea reinforced by the flurry of pro-Ghostbusters reboot articles that *also* dropped within 24 hours of each other.

For one thing it might well be worth digging in to see if we can find evidence of illegal press collusion, but mainly:

WE NEED TO GET THE WORD OUT TO SEE THIS FILM OVER CULTURAL MARXIST SHIT LIKE BAD NEIGHBOURS 2, GHOSTBUSTERS REBOOT, X-MEN, ETC

Funnily enough there's been *another* surge of near-identical articles within 24 hours of each other hailing (((Seth DUDE WEED LMAO Rogen)))'s Bad Neighbours 2 as 'a transgressive feminist triumph'…

My suggestion is as follows:


If we can make this one of the MVPs of the summer box office and make Bad Neighbours 2, Ghostbusters, etc financial car crashes, we send a strong message to Hollywood and covertly redpill a ton of people in the process.

Oh so she's communism kills, with all the make up on top it looks more like one of those tranny freaks hiding their manface than a not so attractive grill.

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Nah, it's just absurd that the best movie that session to represent us in the last however many years, is an angry birds movie. Also, I'm pretty sure Holla Forums amd pepe will make it into the history books ( unless bad things happen), so this time period is already gonna be unbelievable to read about.

o-oy vey, user, please no

That settles it, calling my local movie theatre now to reserve some tickets for today's screening

wew lads

G-d damnit. Here I am so glad we beat the jews at their own game and I have to fap to that big-nosed semen demon.
zzzzip

I got a jew to wear nothing but an apron, then I made a joke about ovens and the holocaust when I fucked her. True story.

I'm just shocked that we were right. I mean, honestly, the original speculation based on the trailer was stretching it. I mean, half the events referenced happened after development, some of the other things were reaching pretty far, and it's a fucking kid's movie based on a cell phone game.

The fact that we were not only right about fucking Angry Birds being redpilled, but more right than we could have possibly imagined, is absolutely mind blowing to me. Some seriously powerful meme magic at work.

Honestly, I was feeling pretty sad about the state of kids movies (I recently went with my younger siblings to see the Jungle Book, which has its own thread ) but this movie more than makes up for it

WEW LADS

Yep, can confirm. Started to drift towards leftard/degenerate but then I found Holla Forums, needless to say it changed my life for the better. Improved my life in many ways.

A Fruit Ninja movie is also being made.
archive.is/x5WR4

Here's hoping the film turns out to be a film against homosexuality.

Someone should run that pic through the angrybirdsyourself thing.

fug, that one got me

I was convinced off the pigs beard alone when the first thread showed up. Though I thought they might have had sappy ending where everyone learns to work together. I'm so glad that didn't happen.

Now we just need movies aimed at adults that are this red pilled…

Kinda funny, I just hope you're not insulting her

[[REVS OVENS SEXUALLY]]

She's a jew, fuck her. Literally.

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Fuck you, user, you are playing games with my boner

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Oy vey goy, we wouldn't want to play games with your boner, would we? How should we take care of this, goy?

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That's beautiful.

I need to go buy a blu-ray of that when it does come out.

This is fucking mind blowing.

I think that the reason that this movie happened the way it did is because it's an American-Finnish co-production. Sure, it's distributed by Sony and animated by Imageworks, but most of the film's funding came from Rovio, the Finnish company that produced the original app. I can't tell exactly how production went, but I hypothesize that because Rovio footed the bill, they had creative control.

This isn't the only animated movie from this year to use this production model. Ratchet & Clank was also based on a video game and funded by the company responsible for said came. It flopped horribly, though. Hopefully this won't.

Dance With the Dead is my favorite Synth/New Retro/ Whatever wave by far.

What is this the door to? Whose door is this?

Synthwave is great, bro.

HA!
This is great.

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Wow these reviewers have a serious misogyny issue :^)

The surprising thing to me is the number of pozzed voice actors involved like
Sean Pen, Maya ((((Rudolph)))) etc.

tried my hand at it.

They care about the money not the message.

According to WikiLeaks, they were all cast by Sony. The red-pilled stuff comes from Rovio.

I don't believe it. It's like a wrestling show come to life. Where one of the bad guys turns face and saves the goody guy

WHATS GOING ON. 2016. You're the best year since the decade began.

Not really….Actually no. Not at all.

We have a left wing-liberal element to the jewish media that tries to protect against "Muslim bigotry"…but at their same network or newspaper, you will have some fanatical zionist kike or gentile "redpilling" goyim against Israel's enemies. Usually they are portrayed as "insane Muslim extremists".

Your world is not reality.

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Imagine if Angry Birds brings about the Fourth Reich.

I'm fucking laughing so much it hurts.

Nigger what the fuck are you talking about? Are you just trying to be some intentionally obtuse contrarian faggot?

No. are you just trying to be a fucking neo-cohen normie faggot?

>4th Reich

Stop stalking me you weirdo, homosexual, jew.

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Nigger, if you disagree that neo-Cohen kikes allow "redpilling" and even encourage American goyim hatred(that's who is fighting thiier jewish wars for them) against sandniggers, then you are a fucking foreigner or 14 years old.
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It's not over yet lads.

No one here speaks hebrew chaim.

Islam exists for the sole purpose of conquering the world and forcing everyone to submit to Sharia or die. If you don't know that, then you're too stupid to be here.

Perfect. the more the merrier.

NO FUCKING WAY

This is too good.

You sound like the same asshead that derails other threads with random videos and by low-energily fag-naming anons.

You have a shit style, jacob.

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I do KNOW that. That's the fucking point…you dumb fucking rube.

I knew that/was told that on MSM in early 2000's on mainstream television…Constantly.

There was no secret plot to keep that Muslim history out of my sight..

There was of the JQ though.

Are you all just young fags? Or kikes?

You're a kike. We know it. Just stop.

If you are prioritizing a muslim conspiracy over a very real and dangerous Jewish agenda, you're dumber than a bag of hammers and should be taken behind the barn and put out of your misery.

You're a kike too.

So we just ignore mudshits swarming countries, raping our women and outbreeding us and try to pin the blame all on Israel.

That'll work really well when they invoke the 6000000 gorrillion.

>hehehehehehe

"go die for israel killing terrorist stupid goy" is a real thing that should be avoided, but look, just because muslim savages are being used to stirr shit doesn't mean you can ignore what they're doing, yeah, they're not the main villains, and they certainly wouldn't be a problem if they weren't being imported by jews, but does that mean you should ignore their attacks?
No.

This thread was going so well and now it's just d and c along with everyone calling each other Jews.

Hitler dubs confirm.

These guys deserve a medal.

IDF/JIDF has taken over the thread.

Dude, right after 9/11 GWB claimed "Islam is a religion of peace". Obama has been 1,000 times worse than that. Our culture is severely uninformed about the true nature of Islam. The left thinks terrorists are "fake muslims hijacking the religion", while the right thinks they're "radical muslims, not like those nice friendly moderate muslims". In much of Europe, it's even worse than that.


I don't see how enjoying a movie is "prioritizing" anything… who elected you President of the No Fun Allowed Club anyway?

Ignore them. Get to writing positive reviews and convincing people to see Angry Birds this weekend/next week.

Let's see if we can bleed the coffers dry for the latest pozzed (((Disney))), (((Fox))) and (((Amy Pascal))) output dry in the process too.

Obviously not.

I'm just not going to pretend that "redpilling"=talking about how bad & insane muslims are, they run the whole show. #1 most powerful enemy of the white man

That puts up immediate "Jewish misdirection tactic" red flags.

It should for you too.

The faggot you're replying to is simply here to derail and shit up this thread, user. He's doing a pretty good job of it so far.

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Already at 6.6 on iMDB and got 40 million in a day, got more than the (((Seth Rogan))) sorority film and Captain America: Civil War

This might actually be a hit.

Mein Deutsch ist schlecht.

Well yeah, do you expect an American president to rip Islam and piss of all of the "coalition of the willing" during that time. He had neocohen Israeli business to conduct, he needed all of the subservient sandnegroes to comply.

The mainstream culture was full of anti-Islam rhetoric. Still is. That is allowed by the Jewish media.

I have a feeling I know who's doing it.

who the fuck told you we're saying muslims are the main enemy?

This movie is teaching you three things:

1.-Foreigners coming in droves by the hundres are an invasion.

2.-People from ((your group)) not letting you kick them out, even after it is clear they should be kicked out are traitors.

3.-If you don't act bad shit will happen.

stop being a dense fucker, of course hebes will exploit this to peddle regular conservakike "go carpet bomb niggers in the dessert, it will vanish those in your country too!" bullshit, but here you are, presented with a great opportunity to push shit in the right direction and what do you do? "uuuurrrr it's not a perfect hit piece against kikes huurrrr fuck you".

I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE

Ah, found the article on this.
cartoonbrew.com/business/rovios-future-depends-success-angry-birds-movie-138819.html

By the way, we didn't get a pop music tie-in. We got a country music tie-in. Coincidence?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z2tzzDtDw-k

Anyone managed to make an archive of the thread at some point? Doesn't seem to be handling it anymore.

This song makes me think of Serbian kebab remover, probably because of the accordian.

Requesting Red with a beret and accordian.
REMOVE BACON

Gee, I wonder if it would be in JIDF's interest to take heat off of the jews and lead the goyim down a useless path towards trying to "redpill" whites(jews-Israel's traditional enemy) about the muslims(Israel's enemy) on a cartoon that may be using an allegory for Muslims.

hmmm…I wonder how that could benefit the jews?

I need to watch this flick.

It's not teaching any of the above.

You're schizophrenic.

Once you hide 2d0833 (and eventually its replies) it's all fine.

This. Though not that it matters, the thread's almost full now because the mods are too useless to remove obvious shitposters like him before he eats up half the thread for nothing.

You're obviously baiting, but I'd just like to say you're retarded for not realizing kids pick up on morals from a movie

0/10 terrible attempt

best and worst experience of my life

Right. That said, Holla Forumsacks should be more attentive to obvious trolls like this.

Anyways, I picked some nice memes from this thread, so it's not lost for everybody.

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Reported nigger.

Wait, what?

Bull-fucking-horseshit.

what does this mean?

So many kikes in this thread, trying to shut it down.

Which is why pointing out who is bankrolling pro-refugee propaganda as well as racial Islamist groups is important while explaining the refugee crisis.

It could imply that such agencies are fronts for ulterior motives.

AAHAAHHAHAHA

I believe this is what you're looking for, user.
Don't know if this has a messed-up video or not, it's probably vlc for me.

Yeah. I can't help but wonder how other people are doing. I am genuinly waiting for the day someone kills a shill on cam and streams it.

THERE IS NO GOING BACK NOW


YEAR OF THE FIRE FROG IS GO, GO, GO

me and my Dad will watch it tomorrow

I think it's worth noting that the media is going gaga over the Angry Video Game Nerd/Ghostbusters shit, but has barely acknowledged the Angry Birds movie. We're getting reviews that are candid about the film's intentions, but not the firestorm of thinkpieces one would expect.

I hope you pulled out at the end and came in a rag and said "this rag deserves my seed more than you do, subhuman kike scum"

This is good though imo.

Let them be LE BUTTBLASTED FACE over one guy saying the original was good and he won't be seeing the remake.

Meanwhile children and adults alike get ACCIDENTALLY redpilled by a movie that'll be a hit with the box office.

Did the game company have anything to do with this, or was it all the movie folks?

youtu.be/AnpTWKKWQ1o?t=385

Got you covered!
Take this pic and go to any custom t-shirt making site and place it in there.
If the text annoys you, just use the text tool they provide.
2 sizes in pic quality, and one with only RED. Pick your poison.

Now you too can provide a future for avian hatchlings!

GLORIOUS

i might actually go and see it.

Welp, guess I'll have to watch a movie with my little cousins

Going to watch this with my grandma in Poland. I hope the theaters will be packed here. Have to wait 6 more days until it releases here I think.

I get the lyrics with this vid, but it's sure missing alot

This is the best I can do with a mouse, but it's a huge step up from the shittier beak I drew earlier.

They really are tumblr 2.0

dubs confirm