Odds or Evens

Odds go to sleep
Evens fap.

Go.

Is dubs prostate massage?

Definitely.

fuck

I win because I always fap in bed before sleeping

What?

Same ;)

Also I'm laying in bed right now

...

welp goodnight me.

rolling is cancer
sleep please

Don't forget before you fap to say

I LOVE YOU MY LITTLE PINK SAUSAGE

...

but I just woke up

What should I do Holla Forums?

But what about me? What do I do if I get evens? I can't fap. :(

Rollin

Hoping for odds
and that I don't wake up

oh shit mr skellington

Fuck you OP.

jk rowling

I never understood the point in these threads because If I roll sleep I'm obviously going to fap first, and if I roll fap, I'm going to sleep after.

Ok

Kek brev

SHIT

k done can i sleep now

new rule fuck this dubs is sleep

Gass the kikes

Rallz

Checked

Rolled 452, 412, 301, 834, 354, 286, 471, 501, 251, 505, 631, 854, 761, 796, 266, 635, 786, 893, 958, 69, 112, 828, 498, 443, 234, 52, 754, 573, 135, 8, 387, 586, 419, 688, 396, 772, 974, 866, 248, 201, 347, 879, 30, 83, 650, 296, 718, 412, 164, 651, 480, 276, 455, 978, 718, 688, 6, 448, 236, 141, 455, 623, 726, 874, 287, 98, 622, 236, 963, 870, 437, 286, 724, 466, 368, 349, 761, 61, 761, 924, 712, 217, 176, 142, 170, 893, 830, 176, 317, 42, 316, 771, 664, 17, 620, 950, 115, 218, 162, 53, 63, 599, 338, 786, 40, 706, 111, 800, 767, 871, 700, 454, 63, 875, 596, 233, 744, 401, 408, 36, 442, 724, 807, 82, 741, 403, 8, 855, 620, 170, 907, 682, 768, 221, 443, 807, 927, 553, 583, 669, 400, 259, 98, 463, 110, 694, 695, 853, 70, 79, 889, 512, 802, 672, 594, 518, 50, 601, 348, 669, 771, 231, 327, 515, 452, 769, 298, 354, 298, 880, 1023, 697, 115, 97, 135, 224, 790, 830, 53, 860, 909, 942, 348, 686, 589, 941, 180, 638, 518, 528, 283, 264, 759, 609, 779, 186, 354, 52, 540, 651 = 98152 (200d1024)
Rolling

That's a lot of dice

Aaaaaaaaaaapaa

let's see what's next for me

FUCK MAN WHAT IF IT'S NEITHER

roll

Rolled 17 (1d20)
even?
reroll

niggers

Roll