SHARE YOUR AUTISM

y'all don't even travel

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I like your autism, fellow used-to-live-in-SLC user. What's your best memory around there? My nostalgia boners go over there because it's where I lost my virginity and it's the only time I've ever had proper sex ;_; with a qt grill I met at Sundance, she was so freaked out by Blair Witch that she was scared to sleep alone in her room at a lodge, I guess I just happened to be lucky to get laid. Is your best memory in there something sexual, or something else? And what about your other things, why didn't you post what they are?

but why

Something a bit more /int/ernational

And this can be used for anything, not sure what

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would've thought I'd have opinions on more countries tbh

ayyyyy, I love map threads

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This.
To achieve world peace.

OH SHIT IT'S AN ALIEN

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You just need to take out USA, the rest are just puppets

so how much is China paying you?

just take California you invading fuck, give us back Texas

kek

top cuck

To each to their own.

what have they ever done for you?

Eh, penguins are alright in my books.

It's not much, but ya know

sucks to be you

what can i say, i'm poor

You forgot to put homeland so i can tell you to go fuck yourself.

some hero did this on purpose

another ameribong here to unceremoniously ruin your day

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So you were in almost every possible place in the US and per each place you went, you had an equally terrible embarrassing spaghetti moment?

here is my contribution

my autism is boring and uneventful
:^(

r8 and h8

holy fuck, you are a real brainwashed american

CA life

sweden, how dfuq do you hate sweden??

Hello 1995, what are you doing in a dump like this?

research on my future self,so far im looking at suicide

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This was actually kind of fun user

bump

bump

WELP

Shit dude, you live close to me.

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That took too much effort to look up all those counties.

I've traveled to Germany and Canada before, Swizterland, and the UK. nice places for the most part.

You ever been through dover, portsmouth, or somersworth user(s)?

me:

oops just realized I never drew red down to cleveland or to columbus.

There was a large courtyard at my elementary school. One day this girl I had a crush on and I were hanging out in a far corner where we couldn't be seen, and I convinced her that there was a game "where I come from" where she sees how long she could sit on my face without feeling weird. She always felt weird when doing it, but she was determined to beat me in that game. Even 3 months later, she never did.

Wanna live in somewhere alaska but idk where but you get the idea.

Not that I can remember, but chances are that my parents had me through there when I was too young to remember.

I had a friend do a few months up there for conservation work or something, a lot of wild animals, a lot of horny fishermen doing karaoke and dancing shirtless to pass the boredom by.

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Dubs confirm your parents had you through there

Yeah doesnt surprise me since it probably has people bored out their minds in the wild and no wonder they have the highest rape per capita I think in the US?

Still its mainly because they lose their minds and drink to no end.

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Pretty uneventful.

Fuck yes. Literally the best place in the world.

nice meme

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Get a load of this clueless burger. The only way I can think of a logical reason for you to have those views is if you're a Putinbull…

OH NEVERMIND, you love California, so you're a SJW. Top kek. If you knew anything of the real world in those countries, you'd hate all them, not just hate Kazakhstan and Ukraine while liking Finland, Belarus and Hungary. :DDDDDD

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Welcome to 'murica, now spic EAGLISH

bemps

Figures, we either owned you or beat the shit out of you in a war at some point or another…

[DAMAGE CONTROL INTENSIFIES]
You like to pretend that you're not SJW.

nope

yus UK here

I like you.

Better paintbucketing worldview map.

Best wishes from Brazil!

Nice.

Why thank you. You must be similar, so, I like you too.

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Even though I'm from mainland UK, if I could have made it red, I would have, but then nobody would have known where I'm from

pemps

the fact that you coloured lands of UK around the world as other colours triggered me

I made a much more detailed version, only took like 2 and a bit hours…

Here, I used your offered template but changed tow things bc what were those last 2!

The blue Home bit is just Northern England because I don't like the rest of England

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I'll do this after a nap, but I have no idea what the fuck I'll colour America.

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Another clueless burger detected.

You really need to be destroyed to last living human being. You are the cancer that destroys this world.

I can't hear you over the sound of my freedom.

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Burgerflecting in action. :DDDD

The US actually has considerably more surveillance, censorship and restrictions on movement than any country in Eastern Europe or Central Asia except Turkmenistan, Iran and Afghanistan. Ukraine and Bulgaria are in theory more 1984 than burgerland, but they're in practice not so much.

Better dead than red.
Death is an acceptable alternative to Communism.

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So you like Norway and Finland, love Canada but have mixed feelings about Sweden?

They're the same.

You know there's no difference between them right? culturally Canada might as well be another us state.

Sweden is filled with rapeniggerapes.

And Norway isn't?

Not directly, usually I'd just drive through them heading elsewhere.

AYYYY, FILL IT UP BITCHES!

The time is ripe. RESURRECT THE EMPIRE

eurofag reporting in, fixed the map for you

What empire? Is that faggot statue supposed to be Lil Alex or what?

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shtyr

umps

A puppet of what? Muh joos? Fucking kek.

rough estimate, especially the in-between areas.

what's wrong with the rest of Alaska?

bump

Why is there no travel map that includes Canada and Mexico?

Why? Why would anyone want to live in Florida?

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my autism is not well traveled

The netherlands is too small to make a blue and pink mix so I just picked mexico beecause I like the food

hasguns
low tax
cheap real estate
nosnow
can shoot niggers on sight

who dat qt ho

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what

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everywhere is hell
dont have a favorite hell

>not having travelled to more than 10 countries
autism