How difficult would it be for a single white male to adopt a little girl in the US?

How difficult would it be for a single white male to adopt a little girl in the US?

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Why adopt when you can breed 'em?

If gayzos can do it, I'm sure that we can!

That would require me to mate with an adult woman, which is far beyond my capabilities.

A single white male raises a red flag. Years down the road while you're getting frustrated you fucking pedophile.
Kys.
Enjoy the LEA visit. I fucking hope you get raped by a black guy named Bubba.

Thanks Dysnomia

very difficult unless you've got money and lawyers. The hysteria is real. It would cost a lot less money and time to adopt a kid from a poor country and bring her in

Would that involve actually going to a poor country or can I just order a Ukrainian loli by mail or something?

With human smuggling sniffing dogs you can't ship humans anymore. Rip 1994.

So can I just legally adopt a girl overseas and bring her back to the US?

pretty much

I reiterate I hope you get raped by a black guy named Bubba

Go away Dysnomia, you're just upset that I'm going to have a qt loli to look after and you have nothing to do but hotpocket on a dead board.

This board will be more active than your sex life.

I see no problem with this and support you forever, you are my hero user ;) . I love you and believe in you.

Thanks babe

Oh hun, I just want the same things as you.

*is

*was
*will never be

is the problem. find another pedo and fuck each other up the ass for a few years.
After that, the sjws who run these things will take pity on you and give you a kid to abuse.
This doesn't mean the cops or tyrones will be any kinder when you come across them, but at least your sphincter will be prepared.

Btw, jailing rapists is wrong because is costly, a bullet in the head is enough.

How much does the standard Ukrainian loli cost, including shipping?

kek

That's classified

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I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphic banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.

I said it would cost a lot less, not very little. Find an orphanage that has the race you're interested in that already puts pictures of some of the kids online. Start sending money directly to an orphanage. Send money every month. at least $200. Start talking with someone. Tell them you're just happy to help, but you would love more pictures, so you can be sure the money is helping… so you can see the benefit you're providing. DO NOT ask for anything the least bit inappropriate. Ask for a group photo every time they take one. Better, make a web site for the orphanage and ask for photos of the children to put on the website. That should cost no more than $200 to start and $50 per month for a total of $250 up to whatever you're comfortable with per month.Assuming there's a girl in the photos you like, keep paying for the site and sending the monthly donation. After about a year tell them you're still not happy with how much you're doing to help. Tell them you want to adopt. Dither for another month, and finally tell them you want to adopt the girl. Ask for their help with the legalities and arrange to physically visit the country. Pay any bribes and legal fees and after and do the necessary paperwork for a visa.

In the end you will have spent about $4,000 and a year and a half, and you will have a new adopted daughter. Treasure and never abuse her.

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I'm a fem pedo.
We can adopt a little grill if you impregnate me with the far superior male.

best offer.
Would you consider joining The Family International with me?

Do you care where you adopt from?

just not from Niggeria

If she's white, it's alright.

So in conclusion, get a Ukrainian loli and pay for the visa and shit, but how difficult will this last part be? Thinking that she comes from a 3world country and I am living in a 1stW one

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wat

This has to be bait - why would you discuss this on a public chan? What happened to people just using their hands? Their imagination?

i know it's pasta, but your dad and your banana? or your dad and your shit?

tbh, just find a black guy named Bubba, gay marry him, and adopt the loli that way

much easier, and he can't rape you if you want his dick

So recently I got the option to learn either German or Russian, but I don't know which should I choose, what do ya say /b ? Which is better to get lolis and not going to jail?

fag marriage

Why wouldn't we be allowed to discuss adoption on a public website? I just want a daughter to take care of, nothing illegal about that. I think you're just a sick pedophile who's projecting his perversions onto other people.

Then why are you drooling all over your touchpad?

That's not drool, it's semen.

On one hand, Germans let Sand Niggers rape their kids all the time. On the other, Germans were the superior race. Your call user.

Slavic lolis are cutest, that's why 90% of all CP comes from eastern Europe.

op, you better marry your fucking loli, sex without marriage is degenerate

I'd like to get my hands on a battle-loli. Not for loving, but for war.

I would never think of having sex before marriage. We would be living in sin otherwise.

Any questions?

Lolis are not meant to be weaponized. They would be ineffective at combat, being both female and children.

Like you have a choice.

The debate it hereby ended!

What debate?

Thank you good sir

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eye for eye tooth for tooth.
We should buttrape pedophiles and cut their dicks off and if they continue comitting crime then put them down

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Why can't you buy a house in the mountains, drive to Mexico, buy an impoverished loli from her dirt poor parents, drive back, and live with her in seclusion?

If you treat her well, she'll love you forever. If you make nudity the norm, her natural curiosity will let the two of you get physical as she grows up.

Mexicans are gross

Then pick another country. There are impoverished children everywhere.

Then we pick Pedostainia

the fuck is wrong with you people

You tell me fampai

Seriously it's not that hard. It's not hard to get away with anything in sweden as long as you're an immigrant/gay/a woman/non-swede in general.

That only applies to Muslim immigrants.

Just slap on some shoe polish, dummy!

With the rampant crime in Sweden nowadays, would the government even have the resources to do anything if you just up and nabbed a cute little Swedish girl?

IS THAT PEWDIEPIE?

The whole point of a secluded house in the middle of nowhere is that she stays there 24/7. You take care of her educational needs using various home school courses. Why would you go to all that trouble and then send her to a public school?

But what about her social life, user?

If I where going to groom a girl into the perfect fuck toy, her social life is without concern. With enough conditioning she can be taught to be happy only with and around me.

Pedos that think of children as fucktoys are the ones that give the rest of us a bad name…

Well of course she'd be more than that. But truth be told she'd be groomed into a poorly educated, subserviant, easily pleased, sex driven creature under my watch. That's what I would want. Something I could make into a personal toy.

Feels bad though, not sure if there's ever a way to do this shit.

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You little nigger.
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Why do you get so triggered by little girls?

I don't know, I just had it in my downloads folder.

While kids are cute and sexy, I dislike the idea of selling sexualizing them 24/7. They are daughter material and got lives.

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Well she wont marry you and you probably have to pay extra but you still get the kid.

that's all we want

fuk u m8

Tell them you're gay, the SJWs want to give children to homosexual parents to push the jew agenda on whites.

Honestly, if you can't get a wife, you probably aren't fit to raise a child in the first place.

I know its been 3 days, but sauce?

Breeding Wars?

living the tradlife

good point

Really hard

Kids are smarter than you think, op. You're not going to be able to train them into fuck all unless you beat them or something. kids will always test limits until they get hurt (e.g. Grab a pan of boiling water, or climb a tall tree and fall out of it). that type of attitude; as well as making them try lots of new things, also causes them to want to question everything - Eventually she'll realise that what daddy asks her to do is a little bit fucked up. Even if it takes years, she'll realise something isn't quite right.

so basically, your greatest hurdle would be thwarting a childs natural curiosity…good luck with that.

This. It's not all milk and games.

This thread is too important to be spammed off the board.

that's not okay

it's okay for the immigrants which is all sweden shitlib government cares about

still hate pedos, but it's okay when migrants feel little girls

their culture would be fine if they didn't gobble up cultural marxism and paid for their own military

I won't lie, I'll enjoy watching sweden and perhaps germany burn

I have a feeling that this is rigged advice designed to fuck over many different peoples causes, even if there are no pedo bad guys involved. gays will get totally fucked over if assholes doing this get caught lying and everyone will have a bad reputation.

oddly enough the country that has always been supportive of multiculturalism has no real increae in crime since the beginning of the migrant crisis
How are you guys fucking up so much with your migrants?

That article should have been titled "two dad's are better than none"

I you think my advice is bad point out the parts you disagree with and state the reason. Just calling "shill" is supergay

Very little especially since I sense you're a Fapanese faggot and probably a paedophile. Sort yourself out.

Fuck you fucking paedos which romanticise your mental disorder and think you'd treat a young girl "nicely" you're fucking animals and you ruin lives there is no justification so how about you do yourself a favour today and end it all?

Kthxbai.

The Social Marxism movement is trying to justify your delusions. The world will just be brown transnigger transgendered paedo vegan socialists in the future and it's going to be disgusting. You disgrace your fucking European ancestry. I assume you're white. Seems to be the majority of people on Holla Forums.

Niggers

wah wah wah
why don't you just kill them? you make me sick

If you think it's somehow "normal" you must have the Islamic (synonymous to 'barbaric') mindset. You're scum and you should probably die unless you change your ways.

Also edgelord 9/11 icon, you're probably 14 or failing that a 30 odd year old manchild with a 14 year old mindset. How's your non existant girlfriend? Fucking fag. Kill yourself x)

still too pussy

At least my pussy isn't underaged, you're a joke.

I hope the po po get you phreakz

we'll see

Your seven proxies, VPNs and Tor connections won't ever hide the fact you're a failed human. Give yourself up.

It was all fine and dandy on paper before the crisis.
Basically it's a swedish thing to be as hospitable, kind and accepting as possible, and that open-mindedness is something to strive towards, which I agree with to some extent, but when what I am forced to accept is a medieval way of looking at women, a view which makes us swedes inferior to people who have decided to live here and an attitude that little girls are fair game to touch and rape then I can't stand behind the idea of universal acceptance any more.

I understand your frustration.