How difficult would it be for a single white male to adopt a little girl in the US?
How difficult would it be for a single white male to adopt a little girl in the...
Why adopt when you can breed 'em?
If gayzos can do it, I'm sure that we can!
That would require me to mate with an adult woman, which is far beyond my capabilities.
A single white male raises a red flag. Years down the road while you're getting frustrated you fucking pedophile.
Enjoy the LEA visit. I fucking hope you get raped by a black guy named Bubba.
very difficult unless you've got money and lawyers. The hysteria is real. It would cost a lot less money and time to adopt a kid from a poor country and bring her in
It would cost a lot less money and time to adopt a kid from a poor country and bring her in
Would that involve actually going to a poor country or can I just order a Ukrainian loli by mail or something?
With human smuggling sniffing dogs you can't ship humans anymore. Rip 1994.
So can I just legally adopt a girl overseas and bring her back to the US?
I reiterate I hope you get raped by a black guy named Bubba
Go away Dysnomia, you're just upset that I'm going to have a qt loli to look after and you have nothing to do but hotpocket on a dead board.
This board will be more active than your sex life.
I see no problem with this and support you forever, you are my hero user ;) . I love you and believe in you.
Oh hun, I just want the same things as you.
*will never be
a single white male
is the problem. find another pedo and fuck each other up the ass for a few years.
After that, the sjws who run these things will take pity on you and give you a kid to abuse.
This doesn't mean the cops or tyrones will be any kinder when you come across them, but at least your sphincter will be prepared.
implying this shit isnt already happening
Btw, jailing rapists is wrong because is costly, a bullet in the head is enough.
How much does the standard Ukrainian loli cost, including shipping?
I have never actually won a single one of these threads. Everytime I see that comically anthropomorphic banana holding his peel in a suggestive manner, likening the peel to clothes and his peel-less nature to human nudity, I bust up laughing. This happens every time, no matter where I am, be it the house or the bus or in class. Sometimes I laugh just thinking about it. This is a dark memory but a few months back I had just gotten done with a fit of laughter caused by one of these hilarious threads. Suddenly my mom walks in and she's crying. I attempted to suppress the growing urge to laugh but it was getting more difficult. Face red, tears running down her aging face, mom grabs my shoulders and says "Your father's dead."
It was at that moment that I couldn't hold back anymore. I burst into a banana-induced fit of laughter, but the horrible news drew tears to my eyes. I laughed while I cried, tears streaming down my wide open grin, memories of daddy resurfacing and being melded and combined with the naked banana.
I lost two things that night.
I said it would cost a lot less, not very little. Find an orphanage that has the race you're interested in that already puts pictures of some of the kids online. Start sending money directly to an orphanage. Send money every month. at least $200. Start talking with someone. Tell them you're just happy to help, but you would love more pictures, so you can be sure the money is helping… so you can see the benefit you're providing. DO NOT ask for anything the least bit inappropriate. Ask for a group photo every time they take one. Better, make a web site for the orphanage and ask for photos of the children to put on the website. That should cost no more than $200 to start and $50 per month for a total of $250 up to whatever you're comfortable with per month.Assuming there's a girl in the photos you like, keep paying for the site and sending the monthly donation. After about a year tell them you're still not happy with how much you're doing to help. Tell them you want to adopt. Dither for another month, and finally tell them you want to adopt the girl. Ask for their help with the legalities and arrange to physically visit the country. Pay any bribes and legal fees and after and do the necessary paperwork for a visa.
In the end you will have spent about $4,000 and a year and a half, and you will have a new adopted daughter. Treasure and never abuse her.
Or just find an Amish.
I'm a fem pedo.
We can adopt a little grill if you impregnate me with the far superior male.
Would you consider joining The Family International with me?
Do you care where you adopt from?
just not from Niggeria
If she's white, it's alright.
So in conclusion, get a Ukrainian loli and pay for the visa and shit, but how difficult will this last part be? Thinking that she comes from a 3world country and I am living in a 1stW one
highest hdi and lowest crime
This has to be bait - why would you discuss this on a public chan? What happened to people just using their hands? Their imagination?
i know it's pasta, but your dad and your banana? or your dad and your shit?
tbh, just find a black guy named Bubba, gay marry him, and adopt the loli that way
much easier, and he can't rape you if you want his dick
So recently I got the option to learn either German or Russian, but I don't know which should I choose, what do ya say /b ? Which is better to get lolis and not going to jail?
Why wouldn't we be allowed to discuss adoption on a public website? I just want a daughter to take care of, nothing illegal about that. I think you're just a sick pedophile who's projecting his perversions onto other people.
Then why are you drooling all over your touchpad?
That's not drool, it's semen.
On one hand, Germans let Sand Niggers rape their kids all the time. On the other, Germans were the superior race. Your call user.
Slavic lolis are cutest, that's why 90% of all CP comes from eastern Europe.
op, you better marry your fucking loli, sex without marriage is degenerate
I'd like to get my hands on a battle-loli. Not for loving, but for war.
I would never think of having sex before marriage. We would be living in sin otherwise.
Lolis are not meant to be weaponized. They would be ineffective at combat, being both female and children.
Like you have a choice.
The debate it hereby ended!
Thank you good sir
eye for eye tooth for tooth.
We should buttrape pedophiles and cut their dicks off and if they continue comitting crime then put them down
Why can't you buy a house in the mountains, drive to Mexico, buy an impoverished loli from her dirt poor parents, drive back, and live with her in seclusion?
If you treat her well, she'll love you forever. If you make nudity the norm, her natural curiosity will let the two of you get physical as she grows up.
Mexicans are gross
Then pick another country. There are impoverished children everywhere.
Then we pick Pedostainia
the fuck is wrong with you people
You tell me fampai
Step 1: Move to sweden, you don't need to be a citizen since immigrants are a protected class and can get away with anything nowdays. The press will be on your side if anything happens and hordes of leftists will defend you.
Step 2: Become an established gay-advocate. It's really easy and risk free since gays are a protected class.
Step 3: Adopt a cute swedish girl. No one will look twice since they think you're only into boys, and anyone who would suspect you will be threatened into silence over fear of being called racist or a homophobe.
Step 4:Invite other girls on "playdates". Sweden is notoriously liberal when it comes to chatting with young girls online. The parents don't have a clue and as long as you don't let slip: you'll be safe.
Seriously it's not that hard. It's not hard to get away with anything in sweden as long as you're an immigrant/gay/a woman/non-swede in general.
It's not hard to get away with anything in sweden as long as you're an immigrant
That only applies to Muslim immigrants.
Just slap on some shoe polish, dummy!
With the rampant crime in Sweden nowadays, would the government even have the resources to do anything if you just up and nabbed a cute little Swedish girl?
IS THAT PEWDIEPIE?
That is a very bad idea.
Things like kidnapping a little girl gets you in the headlines for weeks. As soon as a kid goes missing in Sweden the entire nation stops and everyone goes out looking. It's NOT a good idea.
But the daily rapes and murders are no cause for alarm?
I'd rather not contribute to Sweden's downfall.
Only a savage would kidnap a loli. I just want to have my own little girl to raise and love, it would be difficult to have a serious relationship with a girl who I've abducted.
Murders? The only murdering going on in Sweden is between gangs in the major cities, and civilians rarely get in the crossfire. As for rapes I have no idea, but we have a soft-spot for missing children. Molesting doesn't get you killed, it's an accepted fact that prepubecent girls experience physical molestation at least once a week away from home by immigrants. Kidnapping however is another thing alltogether. That really gets the ol' välfärdsanda going.
Not very easy for a pedo, OP
What has happened to this board…
OP: see pic.
Just have a surrogate to have your kid. More expensive but better overall.
It's your kid
Better chance of having sex with a decent looking girl "genes purposes"
You won't come off as a pedo
Nope. I rather not have people think I'm a pedo for adopting a little girl even though I am a pedo
qt loli thinks everything natural
qt loli tries to fool around with teacher or fellow student
red flags triggered
user ends up in jail
loli told not to talk about what she and user does outside
eventually confides in friend even if she likes it as kids can't keep secrets
friend eventually tells parents as kids can't keep secrets
user winds up in jail
better chance of having sex with decent looking girl
What if you're ugly as fuck?
The whole point of a secluded house in the middle of nowhere is that she stays there 24/7. You take care of her educational needs using various home school courses. Why would you go to all that trouble and then send her to a public school?
But what about her social life, user?
If I where going to groom a girl into the perfect fuck toy, her social life is without concern. With enough conditioning she can be taught to be happy only with and around me.
Pedos that think of children as fucktoys are the ones that give the rest of us a bad name…
Well of course she'd be more than that. But truth be told she'd be groomed into a poorly educated, subserviant, easily pleased, sex driven creature under my watch. That's what I would want. Something I could make into a personal toy.
Feels bad though, not sure if there's ever a way to do this shit.
What is the source of the image?
Why do you get so triggered by little girls?
I don't know, I just had it in my downloads folder.
While kids are cute and sexy, I dislike the idea of selling sexualizing them 24/7. They are daughter material and got lives.
Well she wont marry you and you probably have to pay extra but you still get the kid.
that's all we want
fuk u m8
How difficult would it be for a single white male to adopt a little girl in the US?
Tell them you're gay, the SJWs want to give children to homosexual parents to push the jew agenda on whites.
Honestly, if you can't get a wife, you probably aren't fit to raise a child in the first place.
I know its been 3 days, but sauce?
living the tradlife
Kids are smarter than you think, op. You're not going to be able to train them into fuck all unless you beat them or something. kids will always test limits until they get hurt (e.g. Grab a pan of boiling water, or climb a tall tree and fall out of it). that type of attitude; as well as making them try lots of new things, also causes them to want to question everything - Eventually she'll realise that what daddy asks her to do is a little bit fucked up. Even if it takes years, she'll realise something isn't quite right.
so basically, your greatest hurdle would be thwarting a childs natural curiosity…good luck with that.
This. It's not all milk and games.
This thread is too important to be spammed off the board.
it's an accepted fact that prepubecent girls experience physical molestation at least once a week away from home by immigrants
that's not okay
it's okay for the immigrants which is all sweden shitlib government cares about
still hate pedos, but it's okay when migrants feel little girls
their culture would be fine if they didn't gobble up cultural marxism and paid for their own military
I won't lie, I'll enjoy watching sweden and perhaps germany burn
I have a feeling that this is rigged advice designed to fuck over many different peoples causes, even if there are no pedo bad guys involved. gays will get totally fucked over if assholes doing this get caught lying and everyone will have a bad reputation.
oddly enough the country that has always been supportive of multiculturalism has no real increae in crime since the beginning of the migrant crisis
How are you guys fucking up so much with your migrants?
That article should have been titled "two dad's are better than none"
I you think my advice is bad point out the parts you disagree with and state the reason. Just calling "shill" is supergay
Very little especially since I sense you're a Fapanese faggot and probably a paedophile. Sort yourself out.
Fuck you fucking paedos which romanticise your mental disorder and think you'd treat a young girl "nicely" you're fucking animals and you ruin lives there is no justification so how about you do yourself a favour today and end it all?
The Social Marxism movement is trying to justify your delusions. The world will just be brown transnigger transgendered paedo vegan socialists in the future and it's going to be disgusting. You disgrace your fucking European ancestry. I assume you're white. Seems to be the majority of people on Holla Forums.
wah wah wah
why don't you just kill them? you make me sick
If you think it's somehow "normal" you must have the Islamic (synonymous to 'barbaric') mindset. You're scum and you should probably die unless you change your ways.
Also edgelord 9/11 icon, you're probably 14 or failing that a 30 odd year old manchild with a 14 year old mindset. How's your non existant girlfriend? Fucking fag. Kill yourself x)
still too pussy
At least my pussy isn't underaged, you're a joke.
I hope the po po get you phreakz
Your seven proxies, VPNs and Tor connections won't ever hide the fact you're a failed human. Give yourself up.
It was all fine and dandy on paper before the crisis.
Be Sweden, the wellfare state.
Everyone is happy, there's enough work to go around, people feel safe.
Sweden has this cultural thing which is called "Jantelagen" (Doesn't have a translation which I am aware of) which basically is a mindset within every sweden that tells them "you are nothing special, don't think higher of yourself than others, respect everyone else, be kind, be generous, be open."
It works as long as everyone else is following it. Litterally modern social eutopia.
People from places which advocates "me first!"/"Family first"/"Race first" which are non-compatible with Jantelagen.
Still, immigrants are a minority, and under fire from "nationalists" who see that their world view is different from ours.
Jantelagen claims that we must respect their culture, not think higher of ourselves than them and not pursecute them.
This has split Sweden into basically two camps.
The majority which follows Jantelagen and says "They might be touching our kids, but not ALL of them are bad, they come from a different culture! We must rehabilitate them! They are victims of war! What are you, a RACIST?!"
The minority which says "We should hold them to the same standard as we hold ourselves. They break our laws? Put them in jail. They disrespect our culture? Send them out. They touch our kids? Lynch them in the streets."
Basically it's a swedish thing to be as hospitable, kind and accepting as possible, and that open-mindedness is something to strive towards, which I agree with to some extent, but when what I am forced to accept is a medieval way of looking at women, a view which makes us swedes inferior to people who have decided to live here and an attitude that little girls are fair game to touch and rape then I can't stand behind the idea of universal acceptance any more.
I understand your frustration.