Getting older?

When did you last feel the chill hand of Death on your shoulder, and how did it manifest?

This one time, at band camp…

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As long as i could remember, i had a memory.

You mean Netflix, don't you?
Nah, I don't do tv. Far too 20th century for my beard and fixie.

Well, I tried to kill myself a few times. Didn't really manifest in anyway.

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I raise my glass and blaze a bowl to all and any oldfags still here.
Weed got you into this and beer will get you out.
Nevar fergit

Wordart? That's classy

Yes, because picking a few "effects" from the drop-down menu of your graphics software is the very definition of Class.

when did jeb get so handsome?

I'm twenty and plan on offing myself at 40

do I count as middle age?

classier than Milo

Why wait? 20 more years is a long time.

I have things I need to do an estimate it will take me at least 20 years

you don't get to the bottom of pussy at 40 bro.

Whatcha gonna do user?

well I have some places to visit like my ancestral village in Italy

I want to go to a catholic mass in the Vatican

I want to marry my current gf and have a kid then murder them both and kill myself at fifty because fuck it why not

Sounds cool. Good to have goals. Do you want to have some sort of "motive" to leave in your note after kill?
Make it something that makes whatever you hate look bad.

no

I just want to try killing something

possibly cannibalism

idk yet tbh

ill probably kill someone else before them

Have you considered doing something like the zodiac killer?

too complicated for me

and I don't wanna get caught until after I'm finished

ill probably write a list off all my crimes and stuff before I kill my family and myself

I also want to go to Thailand and fuck a ladyboy

Do Taiwanese ladyboys go missed by anybody if they die?

probably not

I might kill one

the idea of choking the life out of someone while balls deep in them turns me on

the struggling the having to hold down even after they stop struggling

It turns me on

yes, by the other ladyboys that live with it

Maybe you'll find out it's something you really enjoy doing. It'll give you a reason to keep living

Unless this is a 2030 Hollywood blockbuster and one of the ladyboys grows up to get action revenge, then that's irrelevant

I smell a movie idea


idk right now I just live to work and watch anime and play vidya and take my gf out on dates