When did you last feel the chill hand of Death on your shoulder, and how did it manifest?
Getting older?
This one time, at band camp…
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As long as i could remember, i had a memory.
You mean Netflix, don't you?
Nah, I don't do tv. Far too 20th century for my beard and fixie.
Well, I tried to kill myself a few times. Didn't really manifest in anyway.
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I raise my glass and blaze a bowl to all and any oldfags still here.
Weed got you into this and beer will get you out.
Nevar fergit
Wordart? That's classy
Yes, because picking a few "effects" from the drop-down menu of your graphics software is the very definition of Class.
when did jeb get so handsome?
I'm twenty and plan on offing myself at 40
do I count as middle age?
classier than Milo
Why wait? 20 more years is a long time.
I have things I need to do an estimate it will take me at least 20 years
you don't get to the bottom of pussy at 40 bro.
Whatcha gonna do user?
well I have some places to visit like my ancestral village in Italy
I want to go to a catholic mass in the Vatican
I want to marry my current gf and have a kid then murder them both and kill myself at fifty because fuck it why not
Sounds cool. Good to have goals. Do you want to have some sort of "motive" to leave in your note after kill?
Make it something that makes whatever you hate look bad.
no
I just want to try killing something
possibly cannibalism
idk yet tbh
ill probably kill someone else before them
Have you considered doing something like the zodiac killer?
too complicated for me
and I don't wanna get caught until after I'm finished
ill probably write a list off all my crimes and stuff before I kill my family and myself
I also want to go to Thailand and fuck a ladyboy
Do Taiwanese ladyboys go missed by anybody if they die?
probably not
I might kill one
the idea of choking the life out of someone while balls deep in them turns me on
the struggling the having to hold down even after they stop struggling
It turns me on
yes, by the other ladyboys that live with it
Maybe you'll find out it's something you really enjoy doing. It'll give you a reason to keep living
Unless this is a 2030 Hollywood blockbuster and one of the ladyboys grows up to get action revenge, then that's irrelevant
I smell a movie idea
idk right now I just live to work and watch anime and play vidya and take my gf out on dates