Lets play a game

you wake up on a beach
there is a small rock a large rock and a stick near you

4 or 8 decide what you do first

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stick your dick in the rock with a hole in it

pick up the stick

you grab the stick off the ground

3 or 7 decide what next

impale self with stick

Throw the stick in the ocean

pick up rock

shove stick up your ass

draw a swastica in the sand

Eat the stick

impale yourself on that sharp rock

you take a bite out of the stick
some teeth break and you are now bleeding

6 or 2 decide the next move

I kill myself

walk into the panel to the right

Fuck the ass with the stick

piss into the ocean

recreate a renaissance painting in the sand with blood and piss

Drink ocean water

Gouge eyes out using sticks

winrar

you spend the next few hours drawing in the sand
you finally finish and it is now sunset

1 or 5 decide what next

stomp all over the drawing and ruin it

do this

you stomp all over your masterpiece thus ruining it
you have now wasted the past 12 hours
0 or 4 decide what next

walk up

you move up one panel
there is a large rock here with some text inscribed on it you cannot read it from this distance
there is also a chest
9 or 3 decide what next

open the chest!

you find a golden pocket watch a sword and a bottle of alcohol

8 or 2 decide what next

drink alcohol, take sword, grab pocket watch

take sword and kys

drink the alcohol

this

eat the bottle

winrar

oh man…

you attempt to commit sepeku but the sword is heavily dulled
1 or 7 decide what you do next

...

sharpen sword on large rock

reroll

do it

do this

you attempt to sharpen it but the blade shatters leaving only the hilt

0 or 6 decide what next

cut throat with hilt shards

do it

yes

smash bottle and slit throat

yes yes
smash bottle on rock then slit throat

Jerk off into your own mouth for food.

winrar

pls OP

you attempt to kill yourself with the shards but they immediately turn into dust and are dispersed through the air

you suddenly notice an inscription in the hilt

1 or 5 decide if you read it or not

do thiiiisss

read the hilt

lol why do we have to read it?
SMASH THE BOTTLE ON THE ROCK AND BE KILL.

rerolling for this

roll

0 or 4 decide what next

smash in skull with hilt

roll

win

Chop off penis somehow and eat it and make a straw skirt.

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#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

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FUCK YOU, LIGHTBEARER CHRISTIAN ACADEMY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!

I WANT TO MISBEHAVE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SHOUT AND YELL AND SCREAM IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SEE CHILDREN WEARING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KICK YOU OR ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB

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FUCK YOU AVELINO RICAFORT GIMAO I WANT TO INSTALL MY FUCKING WINDOWS 10 ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER NOW

uh… r-roll?

you attempt to cave in your skull with the hilt but it disintegrates too

you realize this is the shittiest sword you have ever seen

and the only sword you have ever seen

9 or 3 decide what next

BREAK THE BOTTLE AND KYS

AYY WINRAR
FINALLY!!

He already tried that you fucking autist.

in the time you have wasted with this shitty sword
the tide has come in and the chest was washed
away
it is also now night time and you have no shelter
8 or 2 decide what you do now

NO

that was with the "hilt shards" whatever the fuck those are you retarded twatt. don't you know how to track reply posts?

Fap

DROWN YOURSELF IN THE HIGH TIDE

OP DO THIS ONE INSTEAD

please.

ROLLLL

DIE DAMN IT!

YES!

you cum all over the hot sexy sand
7 or 1 decide what next

rub it all over your self sandy cum is the best

KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS

you coat yourself in sandy cum
6 or 0 decide what next

KYS
Y Y
SYK

Fap again

Bash head in the rock until i pass out

run into the jungle to the right

go back to the starting zone

read the writing on the rock

Howl to the moon, and run along the beach quaking like a duck to attract more cum sand monsters.

go up one panel

reroll

It's time to get serious, wash that shit off your skin and go to a new part of the beach and then fap into the sand again.

you go up one panel
you find a crashed airplane and a skeleton
5 or 9 decide what next

Dry hump skele.

close up on that symbol on the left wing

DOUBLE PRIZES
you dry hump the skeleton until you get bored
the symbol is an American flag
4 or 8 decide what next

skull fuck the skeleton

Grab a femur and shove it up your ass for protection from sand rapers.

dig up more of the plane

this but use your penis to dig

go into the jungle

you excavate the rest of the plane
the wind shield is still in tact (somehow)
you see a blinking red light inside
3 or 7 decide what next

inspect the blinking light with your penis

use that broken off wing piece to smash in the wind shield

you attempt to break in the glass with your dick
but its still semi soft from fapping
you just press it against the glass
2 or 6 decide what now

fuck i didn't fill in that gap pretend you didn't see that

INVESTIGATE THAT MYSTERIOUS HOLE IN SPACETIME!

Pick up femer from skele, then use your own head to smash the window.

smash open glass with hands

break glass

bodyslam the glass

the glass shatters
THE LIGHT IS A BOMB!
there is some rapidly increasing beeps before a flash of light

you pass out…

Wake up and go swim in the ocean

you wake up the next morning where you started
you got blasted back here by the bomb
1 or 5 decide what now

go wash yourself off that cum is rancid by now

kill self on rock

stick dick in rock

Shove your finger up your ass then lick it

eat your rancid cum

eat the small rock

investigate the water

eat some sand

jump

Shove the tiny rock up your ass

Your cum sand is old. Fap in the sand and recoat yourself.

drink salt water

YOU NEED MORE CUM SAND ON YOUR SKIN REEEEEEE

Move to the right panel

kys

OP here i'm gonna go to bed we can continue tomorrow
see you then

The real OP here, going to cum in some sand and rub it on my skin. We can continue tomorrow.

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take ROCK am kill self with ROCK

Go back to the plane pick up the book read the book

Reroll

Move down one panel

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shove stick in you're shaft

Have CIA fly his aircraft to the beach

...

rerrol

Double Winrar

Triple Winrar

Is OP dead?

Rest in peace OP, may you gayness live on for eternity