you wake up on a beach
there is a small rock a large rock and a stick near you
4 or 8 decide what you do first
you wake up on a beach
there is a small rock a large rock and a stick near you
4 or 8 decide what you do first
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stick your dick in the rock with a hole in it
pick up the stick
you grab the stick off the ground
3 or 7 decide what next
impale self with stick
Throw the stick in the ocean
pick up rock
shove stick up your ass
draw a swastica in the sand
Eat the stick
impale yourself on that sharp rock
you take a bite out of the stick
some teeth break and you are now bleeding
6 or 2 decide the next move
I kill myself
walk into the panel to the right
Fuck the ass with the stick
piss into the ocean
recreate a renaissance painting in the sand with blood and piss
Drink ocean water
Gouge eyes out using sticks
winrar
you spend the next few hours drawing in the sand
you finally finish and it is now sunset
1 or 5 decide what next
stomp all over the drawing and ruin it
do this
you stomp all over your masterpiece thus ruining it
you have now wasted the past 12 hours
0 or 4 decide what next
walk up
you move up one panel
there is a large rock here with some text inscribed on it you cannot read it from this distance
there is also a chest
9 or 3 decide what next
open the chest!
you find a golden pocket watch a sword and a bottle of alcohol
8 or 2 decide what next
drink alcohol, take sword, grab pocket watch
take sword and kys
drink the alcohol
this
eat the bottle
winrar
oh man…
you attempt to commit sepeku but the sword is heavily dulled
1 or 7 decide what you do next
...
sharpen sword on large rock
reroll
do it
do this
you attempt to sharpen it but the blade shatters leaving only the hilt
0 or 6 decide what next
cut throat with hilt shards
do it
yes
smash bottle and slit throat
yes yes
smash bottle on rock then slit throat
Jerk off into your own mouth for food.
winrar
pls OP
you attempt to kill yourself with the shards but they immediately turn into dust and are dispersed through the air
you suddenly notice an inscription in the hilt
1 or 5 decide if you read it or not
do thiiiisss
read the hilt
lol why do we have to read it?
SMASH THE BOTTLE ON THE ROCK AND BE KILL.
rerolling for this
roll
0 or 4 decide what next
smash in skull with hilt
roll
win
Chop off penis somehow and eat it and make a straw skirt.
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#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB
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FUCK YOU, LIGHTBEARER CHRISTIAN ACADEMY!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
I WANT TO MISBEHAVE IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SHOUT AND YELL AND SCREAM IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO SEE CHILDREN WEARING THEIR UNDERWEAR IN SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KICK YOU OR ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FUCKYOULAWRENCE #FUCKYOUDAVID #FUCKYOUSPENCER #FUCKYOULILA #FUCKYOUCHANTAL #FUCKYOUPATCH #FUCKYOUMIKAELA #FUCKYOUJACOB
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FUCK YOU AVELINO RICAFORT GIMAO I WANT TO INSTALL MY FUCKING WINDOWS 10 ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER NOW
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you attempt to cave in your skull with the hilt but it disintegrates too
you realize this is the shittiest sword you have ever seen
and the only sword you have ever seen
9 or 3 decide what next
BREAK THE BOTTLE AND KYS
AYY WINRAR
FINALLY!!
He already tried that you fucking autist.
in the time you have wasted with this shitty sword
the tide has come in and the chest was washed
away
it is also now night time and you have no shelter
8 or 2 decide what you do now
NO
that was with the "hilt shards" whatever the fuck those are you retarded twatt. don't you know how to track reply posts?
Fap
DROWN YOURSELF IN THE HIGH TIDE
OP DO THIS ONE INSTEAD
please.
ROLLLL
DIE DAMN IT!
YES!
you cum all over the hot sexy sand
7 or 1 decide what next
rub it all over your self sandy cum is the best
KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS
you coat yourself in sandy cum
6 or 0 decide what next
KYS
Y Y
SYK
Fap again
Bash head in the rock until i pass out
run into the jungle to the right
go back to the starting zone
read the writing on the rock
Howl to the moon, and run along the beach quaking like a duck to attract more cum sand monsters.
go up one panel
reroll
It's time to get serious, wash that shit off your skin and go to a new part of the beach and then fap into the sand again.
you go up one panel
you find a crashed airplane and a skeleton
5 or 9 decide what next
Dry hump skele.
close up on that symbol on the left wing
DOUBLE PRIZES
you dry hump the skeleton until you get bored
the symbol is an American flag
4 or 8 decide what next
skull fuck the skeleton
Grab a femur and shove it up your ass for protection from sand rapers.
dig up more of the plane
this but use your penis to dig
go into the jungle
you excavate the rest of the plane
the wind shield is still in tact (somehow)
you see a blinking red light inside
3 or 7 decide what next
inspect the blinking light with your penis
use that broken off wing piece to smash in the wind shield
you attempt to break in the glass with your dick
but its still semi soft from fapping
you just press it against the glass
2 or 6 decide what now
fuck i didn't fill in that gap pretend you didn't see that
INVESTIGATE THAT MYSTERIOUS HOLE IN SPACETIME!
Pick up femer from skele, then use your own head to smash the window.
smash open glass with hands
break glass
bodyslam the glass
the glass shatters
THE LIGHT IS A BOMB!
there is some rapidly increasing beeps before a flash of light
you pass out…
Wake up and go swim in the ocean
you wake up the next morning where you started
you got blasted back here by the bomb
1 or 5 decide what now
go wash yourself off that cum is rancid by now
kill self on rock
stick dick in rock
Shove your finger up your ass then lick it
eat your rancid cum
eat the small rock
investigate the water
eat some sand
jump
Shove the tiny rock up your ass
Your cum sand is old. Fap in the sand and recoat yourself.
drink salt water
YOU NEED MORE CUM SAND ON YOUR SKIN REEEEEEE
Move to the right panel
kys
OP here i'm gonna go to bed we can continue tomorrow
see you then
The real OP here, going to cum in some sand and rub it on my skin. We can continue tomorrow.
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take ROCK am kill self with ROCK
Go back to the plane pick up the book read the book
Reroll
Move down one panel
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shove stick in you're shaft
Have CIA fly his aircraft to the beach
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rerrol
Double Winrar
Triple Winrar
Is OP dead?
Rest in peace OP, may you gayness live on for eternity