I'm freaking the fuck out. I've never kissed a girl in my life and a chick texted me and said "I can't wait until I get back to have our first kiss. Is it weird I think you'll be an amazing kisser?"
I NEVER FUCKING KISSED ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. WHAT DO I FUCKING DO? PLEASE HELP ME, ANONS
Step one is leaving this place you fucking normalfag
Daniel Sanders
How does one "kiss"?
Please I've probably been here longer than you.
Brayden Russell
I'm sure there's at least one serious tutorial out there.
Evan Allen
;_;
Jordan Young
This
Get the fuck outta here you fucking normalfag
Daniel Hernandez
You never belonged here in the first place normalfag
Angel Hill
Search how to kiss or french kiss on Wikihow, and try not to masturbate to the accompanying pictures.
Lincoln Hernandez
Kiss her you retard
Robert Evans
WHERE DO MY LIPS GO AND FOR HOW LONG AND HOW DO I NOT FUCK UP
Grayson Wright
Absolutely disgusting. Atleast when you put your dick into a slimy hole it's not smelling or tasting the shitty piss stained hole you've stuck it into. We need to kill all normalfags.
Nathan Kelly
Kissing isn't a big deal fam. tbh the only girl I ever kissed was a baby, who grew into a toddler Exactly as planned :^3
Joshua Watson
...
Carson Jackson
It really doesn't matter fam, kissing isn't even really intimate.
Cameron Myers
Before you kiss her stick your finger in your ass and rub it all over your lips. While you're kissing her spit in her mouth and call her a cumbucket.
Gabriel Moore
At that point you might as well rape her tbh fam. What the actual fuck.
Jace Jackson
...
Parker Turner
put your lips on her butthole
Austin Nguyen
are you actually this retarded or just bait?
at this point it's really hard to tell, since there seem to be a few genuine retards here
Kevin Miller
user, I'm being serious.
I never kissed a girl and here this girl is saying ((OH I BET YOU WILL BE THE BEST))
David Morales
don't worry, if this was hard there would not be like 95% of the population doing it. Just touch her lips with yours you moron.
Luis Turner
but how fast do I go? do I make a smack sound? is that a turn off?
FUCK
Justin Torres
what the fuck exactly is a (bad) kiss anyway?
Nicholas Wood
waaa so there are people like you
Stay until you find it weird (it can be only a few secs), don't make a smack sound since you're not kissing hello.
Dylan Nguyen
Lip balm, user. Lip balm.
Grayson Garcia
the awkward kiss, too long, too slippy, too hard.
Henry Ward
alright, so soft huh?
what the fuck is the point of a kiss when it's just lips hardly touching each other? that pretty much just sounds like you're just gliding your lips over one another's. what the fuck does that
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN SEXY?
Wyatt Young
Don't worry OP I know how you feel, my girlfriend that I wanted to date for a loooong time dumped me because of the way I hugged her, but that was because I did it like I was stand tackling her
Cameron Perez
are you fucking kidding me?
Xavier Howard
You're a white male!
Jack Ortiz
I fucking wish, I fucking wish
Landon Gomez
that's actually of roman legacy, user. This is the symbol of love, nothing more.
Keep it soft. If she wants to fuck, she'll go harder, with the tongue and shit. And that's called a passionate kiss.
Luis Roberts
you know anons…
some nights ago, me and this girl that I'm so afraid to kiss…we went to the movies for the first time.
So many years I've looked down at couples in a theater and my cold heart was frozen from the fact that I never got to be with a chick in such a way.
That night, I put my arm over her and she slouched next to me. Her arm was on my thighs and her head was leaning against my shoulder.
I looked up, and I thought immediately of Holla Forums
I thought to myself "so this is it? this is the warmth of feeling happy. I could feel her mass on me, the warmth of her body, the smell of her hair, the vibrations of when she laughed.
However
it quickly ended because she got up and said "sorry, I can't really" and she then got back in her chair.
She changed how she sat a lot. She put her feet up on her seat, moved a lot.
Even at work she does that on her office chair. Does she have neck problems or something? She moves a lot in her seat and even told me before I grabbed her "sorry I move a lot". she tries to sit up straight.
Anthony Hill
She could have major ADHD, that happens to me alot, I just feel like I NEED to move or i'll be like one of the colossi from shadow of the colossus
Michael Gomez
I love you anons.
Listen lads, I consider myself a fucking very socially awkward person. I fucking had onaholes, I spent thousands on anime figurines, and I was very lonely growing up.
I faked it until I maked it and I want you anons to have what I had in that theater that night.
I seriously don't want you anons to die without knowing what it is to at least have a girl be on you. Do whatever it fucking takes to get yourself a girl. People say I'm sarcastic, funny, and a lot of people call my humor dark and call me personally very (outlandish) but somehow, some fucking way, this 23 year old virgin impressed some random blonde chick that I met one day.
Anons. Do it. I want you to fucking feel warmth on your frozen hearts like I did.
Those minutes that I was with her felt like nanoseconds. I wish it could last forever ;_;
I would text her much more, but the internet tells me not to text a girl too much.
Aiden Taylor
Kissing comes super naturally. Just follow along with what she does. You'll be surprised how easy it is
Jace Davis
Yeah it's like she couldn't keep still. It was weird.
Benjamin Foster
yeah, SHE is is weird and not you panicking over the simplest thing ever
Parker Hernandez
I rubbed my arm on a girls arm, she was way warmer than me, im pretty sure I started blushing, and she kept talking to her friend, we were at my schools basketball game
Owen Ramirez
ADHD isnt that bad though as long as the other person doesnt care, and if its too much for both of you, you guys could use adderall, you too because GOTTA GET WORK DONE
Landon Gonzalez
BODY
HEAT
Grayson Clark
why was i so dead inside
Luke Reed
I personally haven't used adderall because my brother always thought I would get addicted to that level of focus
David Scott
I think all anons are dead inside.
The natural girl can send any user's frozen fucking soul into a slow-thawing piece of soft smug-like user.
Justin Ward
What if she has like some sort of pain or physical uncomfort-like fuckery if she sits in a certain way too long. Is that a thing?
Dominic Bell
how would that be a bad thing? wanting to be focused all the time?
David Young
arthritis? I don't know man, I just have ADD, ADHD (generic edgy shit) I gotta pop my joints and shit alot. but yeah if its hurting her she might have arthritis I dont know im not a doctor
No he was scared that I would not have the pills because of funds or some random shit, and me being addicted and always wanting more
Christian King
she's 18. how can one have back pain lel
Tyler Martin
m' doctor user
Josiah Morris
idk theres always a chance man, but like I said im not a doctor
Caleb Collins
Everyone, this user right here is now a doctor.
Ask him all the medical questions you have.
Landon Gonzalez
user how do I have sex?
Elijah Hall
Be uncut and stick it up her butt
Liam Clark
Thank you doctor
Christian Bailey
also nice trips, go to the casino
Noah Anderson
Doctor what are these lumps on my cock?
Luis Martinez
Children
Joseph Mitchell
this is actually an amazing feeling
but you have to wash your dick afterwards
Owen Roberts
Fucking
top
kek
Isaac Ward
how do I get a girl to let me fuck her in the butt
Brandon Morales
...
Joshua Murphy
You don't
Ayden Adams
be good at kissing
Matthew Lopez
I wish I wasn't a virgin
Kayden Taylor
user-kun said he loved meee
oh btw, I have a gf and had several fuckplans, don't worry about me
Liam Martin
Has the op gotten his question answered yet in his eyes?
Tyler Hill
What the hell is a fuckplan
Carson Davis
Side sluts to fall back on and fuck
Austin Campbell
I answered him
user pls
Sebastian Rivera
you're in a thread where someone doesn't know how to kiss a girl and yet you're surprised that someone doesn't know what a fuckplan is?
Jayden Garcia
...
Cooper Gutierrez
I'm always amazed how naive you guys are
Jonathan Price
No really what the fuck is a fuckplan. It sounds like a bane refrence
Henry Lee
nothing to do with bane. answered
A fuckplan is a girl I see only to fuck, this is all.
Caleb Price
Oh fuck yeah, I was just guessing
Camden Martinez
You dont even have dinner or talk? How do I find a fuckplan?
Liam Martin
go out get drunk meet sluts fuck sluts sometimes call sluts to drink and fuck some more
Noah Rogers
Most likely they are someone that have been trying to fuck the entire time you were in a relationship, usually the gfs best friend
Luis Bailey
Never fuckin mind
Evan Watson
I did have lunch with some of them, most of the time I only take them have a drink in a bar/pub/somewhere "à la mode" once. Then I see them again if they want to fuck. You have to talk a bit to them obviously, they are people nonetheless. Girls want to feel like you find them beautiful and that you want them to feel aroused, so play along. It's worth it.
I found my fuckplans on dating sites mostly.
Hunter Rivera
OP is long gone, doc
Nicholas Taylor
Im here still fam
David Perez
How exactly do you ask a girl to be a fuckplan?
Luke Garcia
I came here to learn how to kiss and became a doctor because of him, I'll never forget
Asher Parker
Oh shit nevermind
Jordan Ward
you don't
it just happens
Hudson Taylor
This
Fucking
God
Damn
Thread
I AM IN A BARNS N NOBLE AND I AM LAUGHING TO MYSELF LIKE A DUMB ASS
Camden Torres
Oh for fucks sake
I want a fuckstrategy
Liam Gomez
You don't, that's the magic. If they don't tell you straight away that they want a serious relationship, then you have a chance to fuck. If the discussion you have with her seems going well, then you start to ask her if you could meet. When you meet, if she doesn't tell you she's in here for a serious game, then just ask her about sex, subtely. Then, if it's night time, take her to your place or back to her place, ask to come up with her. If it's daytime, ask when you could see her again at her place/invite her to your place.
Nicholas Torres
there is none, at least not for me
sometimes i get into a conversation with a girl and it works, and sometimes i drink alone all night.
just gotta go with the flow
Samuel Turner
How the fuck do you not know how to kiss? I've never kissed and even I know how to do it you fucking autismo
Austin Sanders
you seem out of place
Jace King
But do you really know how to kiss? That's the real question
Michael Morris
Of course I know how to kiss.
You stick your dick in her mouth, right?
Joseph Harris
Your implying that's through dating sites right? Because that doesn't sound like IRL. What girl tells you if they are looking for something irl up front? I am with a chick right now and she never said anything about looking for something serious
Adam Bell
No, why would you think that? You blindfold her and make contact with you're puckered anus to her puckered lips, how do you not know this?
Justin Sullivan
I'm talking about dating sites yes.
IRL or not, fuckplans are quite the quick thing, the way you describe it there are feelings behind your relationship, which means you don't want something quick, but something serious, which also goes for the girl.
Lincoln Diaz
Ok
Nolan Nguyen
Fuck you doc I do what I want
Liam Bennett
But always use a condom, and always pull out, or we wont see you around here anymore
Chase James
obvious advice here.
Jaxson Richardson
Motherfucker I will prescribe you laxatives instead of the cialis you need
Nathan Bell
prescribe both.
Kevin Harris
I still wish I wasn't a virgin
Angel Ross
SIKE I AM A LAXATIVE
Levi Sanders
Ive been jewed
Eli Jackson
Gimme yo fuckin shekels
Jeremiah Wright
...
Easton Jackson
Just kidding it was full of cialis
Caleb Torres
I will fucking hire a hitman you double crossing motherfucker
Sebastian Campbell
What are you gonna do? Pay him in cialis?
Austin Garcia
Yes
Juan Richardson
cows
Wyatt Brooks
What has this thread come too
Jaxon Torres
...
Angel Fisher
Doc, can you prescribe me FEELS pls?
Gavin Price
What the actual fuck is this thread even?
Andrew Brooks
THEY'RE MY FEELS FUCK OFF
Chase Price
shhh, just watch it happen
Benjamin Anderson
I feel like I should become a mod, because ya know I am "Official"
Julian Price
apply dude
Aiden Williams
WHY
THE EVER
LOVING
FUCK
IS IT SO GOD DAMN HARD
TO GET FUCKING LAID?
THIS IS WHY ELLIOT RODGER FUCKING SHOT UP SOME NIGGERS. FUCKING HELL MY PENIS REQUIRES THE LOVE OF A FEMININE BODY, NOT MY HAND. IF YOU ACTUALLY THINK ABOUT IT, WE VIRGINS HAVE ACTUALLY HAD MORE GAY TENDENCIES THAN ANY OTHER PERSON ALIVE. WANT TO KNOW WHY? BECAUSE A STRONG MAN'S HAND IS JERKING OFF YOUR PENIS. YOUR STRONG MAN HAND, YOUR HAND, IS STROKING YOU OFF
HOW MUCH OF A FUCKING GAY PATHETIC VIRGIN LONELY FUCK FACED FAGGOT NIGGER CAN WE BE?
I JUST WANT TO GO TO FUCKING TOWN OF THAT GIRL IN THAT GOD DAMN GIF. I WANT TO SUCK THE FAT OUT OF THOSE TITTIES AND SUCK ALL THE GOD DAMN JUICES OUT OF HER FUCKING WET VAGINA, I WOULD DRINK HER PISS, FUCK HER ASSHOLE A NEW DIMENSION, AND HUG THE FUCKING HELL OUT OF HER UNTIL I CREATED A NEW MATERIAL FROM THE SPEED OF MY DICK SLAMMING INTO HER WHORE SLUT PUSSY
Camden Bailey
because all the rage you spend here isn't spent in a club/pub/dating website. That's all.
Brody Reyes
It isn't, you're just a douche
Jacob Nguyen
Dating websites don't work.
Logan Gomez
I have a gf thanks to them, an a dozen of fuckplans thanks to them. Come at me
Alexander Smith
*and
Christopher Clark
How does one apply Because i'll give it a shot
Juan Rivera
what are you refering to?
Adrian White
Pff, I don't believe it.
What sites even
Levi Ramirez
do you have the body of a greek god?
Dominic Phillips
Becoming a mod
Xavier Lewis
I have sites that are only known nationwide, depends where you at. Also Tinder.
Not at all!
I was joking, user
Jackson Long
I.Don't.Care How do I do it
Adrian Powell
SHOW US YOUR TORSO
Henry Jones
...
Ryan Martinez
I would if I had something to take a picture of it
well sign in…?
Evan Perry
user, I live with my parents too. And I'm
Aaron Baker
I'll be back
Gavin King
where do you take em to fuck?
Jace Morris
How do I take good pictures of myself for dating sites so people don't look at me and go "that photo sucks".
Mason Morgan
Her place, hotels and my car. All that sexiness. Most of the time it's their place, because girls on dating sites are mostly lonely girls.
Leo Morales
you don't take the picture yourself, that's the point. You need someone that actually likes Instagram to take the picture of you and agree to do what he tells you.
Dylan Wilson
Girls would fuck in a car? my mustang won't allow that shit haha. not enough room.
Is it ironic I have a v8 mustang 2016 and am a virgin? I dunno where to take it to show girls I got one lel
Oliver Lewis
So you're American I guess
My car is so shitty and small that I'm sure you can do well in your pony. Pic related.
Juan Taylor
do what he does, if he's a beginner he wouldn't know, if he's a professional, you'll be branded off as apprentice. savor the moment, let his tongue teach you the ways.
Elijah Long
pfft, I thought something was off.
Euros get girls so much more easier than ameros.
Liam Rogers
I mean look at this. Where the fuck is a girl even going to get bent over in this thing. There's no room for shit lol
Liam Gomez
bullshit. I've been in the US. In France, where I live, you've got to pay drinks to the girls. You've got to do everything. If you don't keep it subtle, you're a pervert. Even if she wants to fuck badly, she'll tell you to fuck off if you're a bit too direct.
In the US, I had girls come to me just because I was there. Uglies for the most part, but they fucking paid me a drink! You have it easy, girls in the US are much more readable than eurogirls (except the UK sluts).
Adrian Foster
flip the front seats and get in the back. If you're tall (1m80+), then you'll have it hard, I concede.
Lucas Rivera
france is getting more and more cuck by the hour. soon you'll be just like the uk. hey, what a minute, even prostitution is still legal in the uk, but not in france, who practically invented prostitution
if you need to behave in beta ways to even have the possibility of sex with a french female, you should either live in a country where women are more sexually liberated, or fap to porn, or just cut your dick off and forget about females. the only reason women behave so terribly in more "progressive" societies is because males hand over their balls and their power to unworthy females. i guarantee you that the girl you are buying drinks for is bouncing on 9 different cocks each week, but playing herself off like a precious jewel to be earned by your deferential and submissive gestures and behavior. you are a disgrace to your gender.
Kayden Lopez
bro, seriously, educate yourself.
Luis Foster
lel
Sebastian Lee
I'm the one with fuckplans here and you're telling me that I ain't got power? Please.
David Hughes
...
Joshua Perez
it is for me
I want to fuck this girl
Andrew King
that's the problem. the balance of power favors the girl. she is willing to walk away from you, because you're "just another guy" but you are so desperate to succeed that you soliciting for support on an anonymous image board…yet boasting like you're a player
Adam Moore
...
Chase Powell
Is it wrong I want to eat that woman's tits for dinner?
Asher Johnson
I'm not that guy you monkey This is how we do here. You can't expect to get laid if you don't do the first steps. Call us what you want, but that's been a millienial tradition. Do you expect me to kiss you on the cheeks to say hi? No? But that's how we do here. Culture, faggot.
Cameron Flores
no, I want them too
Ayden Lewis
see
Benjamin Reyes
I'm not the "player"
I just came to this thread and saw your post
Christopher Rogers
jesus, i know i'm just wasting my breath trying to skool a bunch of hopeless, autistic betas, but i'll leave you with one last clue because i pity you:
they need us more than we need them, but they hide that fact as best they can because sex is the only card most females have to play
never be afraid to walk away from a potential sexual encounter. you'll gain a reputation for actually possessing balls and manhood and in the long run you'll have more pussy than you'll know what to do with. it's really not that hard. women are just whores after all is said and done.
good day, sirs
Brandon Green
So yeah, you're talking about something you know nothing about. Case closed gentlemen
Nicholas Jenkins
...
Josiah Mitchell
it's easy to do once you've actually had some
Noah Jackson
It
Would be humanly impossible for me
to walk from sex
Jeremiah Morales
As much as I agree with , I have to agree with .
Xavier Long
On her lips. Just because you haven't done it doesn't mean you haven't seen it done a fucking million times.
THIS ISN'T ROCKET SCIENCE. YOU SHOULDN'T NEED INSTRUCTIONS
Aaron Turner
...
Nicholas James
well you are, you're talking about something you don't even know. How could you be right?
Isaac Jones
that's what you need to believe because then you have an excuse for being a lazy and cowardly beta. to believe otherwise, puts the responsibility on your shoulders…something a beta can't handle
Kevin Edwards
sure mate
Luis Price
if that's the best you've got, we're finished here
Colton Thompson
desperate! run, fool
Jaxson Miller
yeah but if you don't know what to do…
GIRLS WILL SAY YOUR A BAD KISSER
Chase Morris
Who cares? You can literally just tell her that that was your first kiss after you kiss her. You worry about too much shit.
Jordan Green
yes, think that so you'll stay virgin forever.
The fact is girls do not care so much how good kisser you are. If you are great kisser or sex with you is great, they will tell their friends. If it is not true, worst case scenario is that you were "ok"
Nolan Edwards
you're actually retarded, user
here, have some tips from another kissless virgin that can at least watch kissing scenes in movies
and even if you do fuck it up enough, just try again. it's not like she will stop liking you just because your first time was as good as a first time.
idiot.
Lincoln James
nibble her lip and pretend you know what your doing worked out for me
Adrian Torres
this is a good advice
Isaac Wilson
My god, that sounds plausible
Mason Peterson
Why didn't I think of that?
THIS MAN IS A FUCKING GENIUS
Jordan Sanders
you nigs want a green text story?
Cooper James
I know what you're talking about, but you seem motivated, go ahead
Nathaniel Brown
Do et mang
Cooper Smith
No but seriously sir thankyousogodamnmuch
Nolan Hill
Gonna go make noodles and come back to read this
Christian Mitchell
yes
Anons, I understand now
The user that suggested to us all that we should "nibble".
YOU SEE:
WHEN THE FEMALE IS KISSING YOU, YOU HAVE TO THROW HER OFF. SHE IS GRADING YOU, AND BY DOING WHAT THEY DO IN THE MOVIES, SUCH AS A SOFT NIBBLE, YOU MAKE THEM THINK (WOW, THIS IS THE BEST SHIT EVER) AND THEIR HEARTS PROBABLY EVEN GO HIGHER AND THEIR MINDS ARE NOW MORE SELF CONSCIOUS, NOT GRADING YOU, BUT THEY ARE NOW GRADING THEMSELVES!
AHAHAHAHAHA, THIS IS GENIUS. THE ONLY PART YOU COULD FUCK UP IS BITING HER LIP OFF OR MAKING HER GO "OUCH"
Jace Wright
...
Kayden Peterson
ok not gunna pre write it I have citizenship so no worries mates (if they look in your eyes in general it means they want to shake your hand) (always mention youve had a number of exes if its true or not, and just say something along the lines of none of them really made you happy trust me women will see it as a sekrit club)
cont
Christian Edwards
imma go eat something as my urge to eat is strong rn
Aaron Gutierrez
ITT normalfag central
Blake Gray
Fuck her with a tortilla
Grayson Perez
*fuck the tortilla but this is past tense so hell
Ryan Jenkins
ill do it next year if she doesnt hate me for what im doing rn
Henry Reed
i hope it doesn't burst your bubble or anything, but i actually fucked your girl. she was selling her ass on coahuila street in tijuana. 250 pesos for 20 minutes. came on her small tits
4/10 wouldn't bother with again
Gavin Young
Thank you, doctor.
Ethan Torres
KEEP WITH THE STORY!
Noah Russell
Oh shit shes on Holla Forums? Oh shit shes still fucking you? Oh shit she doesnt hate you?
Julian Gray
You're welcome
Joseph Martin
While we're waiting on the green text… OP do you have a pic of the girl texting you, or are you gone now
Lucas Thompson
I don't want to post her pic ;_;
Gabriel Martinez
Here is a pic anyway
How am I suppose to impress this beauty? ;_;
Jacob Russell
No where near tj sorry mate, enjoy your nigger aids
nah ill mention it in story
this is where every thing turns blury Fast foward half a day where i spent the night in my moms home town
Fun girl really she got jelous real ez and lied to me, so typical wimmins shit.Clingy as fuck though, she went as far as using hipster tier which magic to make sure i dont fall inlove with another girl in burger land, part of the reason why i decided to split with her. That was my first legit kiss that was not interrupted by just dumb old luck or a fedora trying to cockblock with a fucking twelve year old, i swear Holla Forums she told me she was 14 a year under me, and by god did i go down a rabbit hole
Colton Hall
You can do it man
Lucas Jones
You have your work cut out for you, but SHE wanted the kiss, so it should be fine, she'll make up things to make it work in her own mind
Christopher Lewis
Do you frequent Reddit or 9gag by any chance?
Jason Roberts
Kiss her.
Oliver Sanders
girls are crazy like that huh?
Does it help that I have another chick who is obsessed with me on facebook and I keep telling her to screw off? What will that make this girl think? Knowing that I literally have a stalker chick that's actually kinda cute.
Gabriel Kelly
Read the art of seduction, I learned every thing from there and guess what it works.
Heres some tips Be seen with a diff girl every time you >run into her Women will begin to see you as a person of value Op you need not do this the girl already likes you, you got an easy ticket like i did, just know if you want to be a play boy it will be hard to split with her.
this tbh just dont be awkard and if she closes her eyes do it too. Dont start with nibbling untill later on in the kiss, just play with her mouth like an autist and shell think its sensual and shit when in reality you and i both know that you have no idea what you are doing.
no
Jaxon Cooper
Are you sure?
Kayden Turner
Well shit, eventful way of learning how to nibble, and did you say she tried to use witch magic?
Isaiah Wood
I'm really happy that Lip Nibbler is here to back me up
Nolan Williams
yeah but that seems a little hard on her. I doubt that it should be used on THE FIRST KISS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
Camden Hernandez
yes, been shit posting with you chuckle fucks pre-mootcuking
she gave me a red ribbon and a bracelet with yellow hearts as a good bye present My mom told me it was a hex so i asked some of my /x/ friends and emo friends and they said yes it was, funny thing i felt outta my element the next day at a dance. now im trying to split with her via proxy of a mutual friend because shes too poor for a phone.
Aiden Green
Oh yeah totally, thats like deep relationship havent fucked for weeks shit
A fucking hex, shit man I see why you split
Camden Green
gentle nibbles mate, your not trying to hurt her, though a few days later i didn't nibble her and she stopped, gave me puppy eyes and asked for me to nibble. Just be creative, give them something they never experienced, thus giving them a void they want to fill after.
No problem Doc
Eli Morris
except most people here havent had sex, including me, so it's gonna be pretty hard. most ive had is a blowjob.
Aiden Russell
SOMEONE PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS
WHAT DOES YOUR CURRENT GIRL THINK OF YOU WHEN ANOTHER GIRL IS WANTING YOU?
William Diaz
Most I had was a piss poor hand job and some hentai tier grinding, where they slide on you length wise, both of which i had to finish my self to not get blue balled
Eli Nguyen
no, actually be seen with other bros every time you see her. guys who are always seen hanging out with lots of girls are seen either as gay or players. only sluts are attracted to players, and only until they get fucked by them because they're trying to fill a hole (literally) i.e. daddy in their lives
Adrian Rogers
Anons
OP here
let me stress to you what you already know
THIS CHICK LITERALLY SAID "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU SATURDAY! IS IT FUNNY THAT WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I THINK YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BE THE BEST KISSER EVER?
I literally wrote back, AND PRETENDED TO HAVE A SPINE:
"you're just going to have to wait and find out ;)"
AND SHE POSTED:
"DAMN, CAN'T WAIT!
FUCK
ME
FUCKING HELL I NEVER KISSED AND HERE COMES THIS ADORABLE BLONDE HAIRED GIRL WANTED TO KISS ME AND THINKS I WILL BE HER BEST
NO
FUCKING
PRESSURE
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME
Jack Bailey
I dont have a girl friend anymore
Most ive had is her mouth over my dick for a micro second before she said I cant do this and left
Zachary Torres
sounds like being an user is a curse
why don't we just all meet up to some brothel, lads?
Joseph Diaz
You hyped it up, fuck mate, I have never kissed a girl but shit man, I hope that lip nibbling is good enough
Adam Brown
well what else was I going to fucking say?
see, this is the shit I don't get. How the fuck can you grade a kiss. I mean, as long as your lips are soft and not puckered, and your teeth aren't bashing, what is there to fucking grade?
Logan Bell
Maybe but I wont go anywhere with brothels until I finish all my school
Dont worry I did that with a girl I had a huge thing for I know that you felt forced to say that dont worry (hope you handle this better than I handled it)
Bentley Wood
Well yeah nah most girls want to tame the guy or join the secrit club (you gotta have style) And if you over do it you will look like chad thunder cock. Gotta find some thing in the middle, making a girl some what jealous is good, or just being with a girl and talking to her is good enough to get her attention. Wommen like men who are in a relation ship cuz they imply its because you are a good guy, i know it makes no sense, like women.
I actually want to settle man but at this point im jaded finding what little comfort i can by dating wimmins and shitposting.
Shes thinks she caught her self a good catch, just expect un warranted jelousy, which is normal
YOUR DOING GREAT don't fuck up
same, but with her pussy fam, she stayed and we cuddled or someshit
Im down, but im underage :^/
Just act confident thats all it is, let her imagination do the work for you, play with her hair if you want to, like move it from her cheeks like in the movies and shit.
Jonathan Diaz
I can see myself now…
William Martin
what do you mean they want to "tame the guy"? explain pls
Joseph Anderson
I think you should listen to Nip Libbler more than me, I cant drink alcohol and ive only had a handful of relationships
Cameron Moore
I think he means, fixing a fuck up, like why chicks like douchbags and drug addicts
Hunter Moore
that's logic fail right there
the reason players go through lots of girls is because both the player and the girl view it as a relatively risk-free encounter. the player allows her to be a slut because she believes herself herself to be morally superior to the player, but just fucks him to get her kinkiest urges "out of her system"
after she's done fulfilling all of her sluttiest fantasies with a series of players, she'll choose to settle down with a beta
that's why you see women who were super sexy and hot when they were young end up married to really beta, but predictable usually older guys
Lincoln Williams
He'll probably clarify
Cameron Wright
AT LEAST SOMEONE WANTS TO KISS YOU, YOU FUCKING NORMIE
Isaac Jackson
And that, my friends, was the best explanation out there.
Fun fact, after they settle with the beta, they still fantasize about tyrone and chad's cock.
Hudson Jackson
I wish prostitution was legal in "Burgerland"
Michael Perez
This or it can be a woman wanting to get the most wanted guy to her self, depending how cynnical you are.
It depends, I only had one slut encounter and i hated it. Im no player, I see my self more as a rake to be honest, but one like cassanova, who eventually wants to settle as I get older, though Cassanova lived a bitter life alone. Perhaps its because they have shit loads of money which is a basis of their confidence.
Trust me guys theres still a handfull of good women out there, well get there eventually I hope
Joseph Rivera
I have a dream that all of us will eventually get laid one day
Carter Kelly
and he's usually supporting tyrone and chad's bastard children while she has affairs and spends his money at the bar and day spas while the nanny raises her street rats
Jordan Perez
I just want a god dam family and kids and to raise them in my homeland in a quiet ranch.
Christ you guys are more cynical than I.
Aaron Martinez
Eleanor 2 - Lesson of Passion
I want a child to be proud of dont get me wrong, I just want to complete my goals before I drop them and focus on his/hers
Aaron Nguyen
as someone whos heart pounds when I hold hands with someone I completely understand what you mean
Benjamin Wilson
iktf user
Ayy does NLP work? Never bothered reading the fucking book. Just read TG, and the first page of RoTG over and over and over way back when.
Ryder Cooper
I get you man
If any one wants some advice just let me know ill be heading off in a bit.
Gabriel Adams
ayy nice name
Jayden Sanchez
Only you think shes adorable, if youre actually cute enough to get a good looking girl tell you this you probably dont belong here or youre quite the excentric one. Ive had tons of girls tell me they want to kiss or fuck me, thing is none of them were girls you would be proud of fucking.
Brandon Cook
Im happy about how this thread went
Ethan Parker
You inspired me, I'm going to be just like you with a twist. lmao no I'm gonna become a wizard and pretend it's by choice because I look okay
I'll probably ask for some advice if I ever see you in a thread again.
Ethan Turner
...
Jackson Jones
*cough
Ayden Brown
m8 Either I missed that or I registered it subconsciously. Are you a magickckcian? Stop influencing my actions
Colton Butler
fuck
Isaac Howard
DOC I NEED YOUR HELP I GOT AN UPSET STOMACH
Evan Wright
Society doesn't know how fucked up in the head I am.
I've use onaholes
I've watched tons of anime
I've been on 4chan since 2006 and I climbed all the way here
I've done some really fucked up things by society's standards
I honestly think I have some form of….special shit going on in the brain
I have looks, sure. But when I look in the mirror, that guy is not me. It's a mask to really hide the "eccentric" and "unique" person that my friends and family see me as.
That handsome and funny guy that everyone sees doesn't know the real me. Only Holla Forums knows the real me.
A hollow, jaded, politically addicted, booze loving, masochistic, anime addicted, shitposting addicted, pepe posting fuck that hides behind "looks".
Xavier Cook
IT MEANS I KNOW THAT FEEL.
James Gray
help me
tbh every relation ship ive been in i had to wear a mask kinda like you have
checked :^)
Luis Cruz
It's all good, im a wizard
I would say wait until you go to the bathroom and just hang there for a bit
Anthony Powell
user, I….
Michael Hughes
I had to search up IKTF too man dont worry
Sebastian Harris
dude replace masochistic with sadistic and handsome with okay looking and you have me bro
Benjamin Reed
norton came with the pc, my brother uses avira like a good goy I have an autist habit of looking random things to see if its in UD I have failed you son
nice pistol dubs
Logan Ross
every time I had stomach aches I just let it happen and shit my bowels out in the toilet until I feel good, but I know that was only the first wave, it will happen again like 2 more times (usually) sorry man, the hell isnt over
Leo Wilson
Thanks man also I like how we just slowly went to tripfag
Nicholas Reyes
I think were kinda alike user, I mean anime is fucking trash and my brain is fine but I have a feeling we're peers Im quite good looking if I may say so myself but I havent had alot of action either seeing how ive never had enough confidence to do so I mainly just sit around and play vidya despite knowing that everytime I go out I get drooled over Its a nice life knowing you could achieve so much but not having any motivation to do so
David Martinez
Theory is useless, in fact I'm pretty sure it's detrimental to everything in life. True knowledge is only amassed through experience.
Or some wicca psychonaut degenerate shit like that.
iktf tbh fam smh was just ages ago I did that myself so now I get to feel superior You bang faggots of wimmins while I know that hip hop internet linguo them kidz use xoxo
Jeremiah Harris
I accidentally find my mask slipping sometimes to where people may listen to my humor or something that would come from me and they'd go "what the actual fuck" but then I have to act like it's offensive of what I said and put my mask back on, or pretend that something that I don't give a fuck about is interesting or that I have to act like I give one rat's ass about the bullshit this girl tells me. In reality, I just want to go "shut the fuck up about everything you said since we've met, put this blindfold on, let me assfuck you until you vagina explodes of cum, and stop being such a cocktease". I'd love to tell everyone how much of a fucking tool they are, how all my coworkers are nagging fucking niggers, and how exhausting it is to listen to anyone talk.
When I was younger, I thought I wanted to be a social person.
No, I've been working so much with people that I fucking hate people and in reality just want to fuck a chick without having to hear the dramatic bullshit that spews from her mouth like a gaping waterfall
But no, people see me as the most nicest, caring, happy, loving, supporting, and amazing friend that they've ever seen. My bullshit is so thick they can't see all the lies.
I shit you not, amongst my coworkers that want to kill eachother, they all call me the "mascot of the company" because I get along with "everyone".
Caleb Evans
And most of us have never experience anything first hand, which is why we're stuck
Christian Johnson
I know, at least we are the curators of something and we are sticking to one thread this is how it all begins man
this hit home real hard
Asher Watson
THAT IS FUCKING ME, user.
YOU SEE, I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME. GIRLS APPARENTLY SEE SOMETHING IN ME BUT THE UNEDUCATED AUTISTIC AND LAZY FUCK INSIDE OF ME IS OBLIVIOUS AS TO WHAT I SHOULD DO.
I always have to play it smooth otherwise if girls knew that I was new to everything they'd laugh at me.
What a fucking interesting god damn life. Where do we start.
Hunter Peterson
I know how you feel, sometimes those automatic reactions just come out
Colton Sullivan
SAME, glad to know im not alone
Nicholas Jenkins
We've done something great I think
Alexander Evans
thats why i'm so glad there are "chans" to go to, for you to be "ananymoose". where you go to to discuss with other people who've been red pilled, because in truth, the real world won't accept your beliefs. they all want the liberal life, every single person I've met thinks that Bernie Sanders is going to be God to america. my family are liberals and everyday i have to come out and pretend i have their beliefs.
Lucas Lewis
I wish everyone took everything with a pound of salt like we do on Holla Forums
Eli Diaz
try being a mexican trump supporter its fucking hell, id go on more but i dont want to be le doxxed
Jaxson Parker
What ive gathered from this thread is that alot of guys here arent even fat lazy slobs but just underachieving lazy bums. Girls dont actually laugh at you for being new though fam, at least not the girls I hang out with (mainly just potheads and artsy fucks) Just go with her flow when you kiss dude, she opens her mouth you open yours, dont pucker your lips and make sure to brush your teeth
Luke Perry
I brush my teeth everyfuckin day and my breath still smells like shit
Jack Anderson
Wew I really know what you mean user
Overkill m8
Seriously though, mouthbreather now and again? Otherwise you need antiacids doc
Owen Young
idk the girl I'm talking to now absolutely adores the fact that I'm clumsy and inexperienced with women. like ive only had sex with one girl once and idk how to tell her that all the stuff I know about sex comes from simply having an educational interest in it I'm not like a sex god or anything.
Ayden Baker
Not true. Theory is useless without experience. However, you often can't explain or recreate experience without theory. Theory is invaluable if you want to predictably create a specific result. For example, you could eventually solve a rubik's cube just by experimenting with it. However, using theory, you could solve it in an optimal amount of time every time you try. Combining both theory and experience is the only way to achieve great feats. Do you think Olympic athletes simply practice their given sport until they're good at it? No! They know a lot about how their body and their muscles works, which is how they can optimize their results.
Mason Gonzalez
Anons are simply men who are smart enough to not be chads and actually have a brain, and are simply untrained.
Excuse us if we aren't fucking sluts like the rest of the god damn world.
I'd fuck a slut though. Go on and tell me you wouldn't want to have your way with a skinny, 18 year old, blue eyed, blonde haired girl
Jacob Barnes
You may have tonsil stones. Those fuckers will make you have bad breath no matter what you brush.
Also, try to swish listerine once in awhile Shit's bad for you in reality but the alcohol kills the stinky bacteria in your mouth.
On saturday I don't know when I'm going to fucking kiss this girl so I'll be carrying portable listerine shit and gum all day
Hope I still don't fuck up that kiss.
Gotta fake it to make it. Always had to, so it shouldn't be a problem.
Nolan Flores
Nice, she prob wants a long term relation ship, from what I can tell
Samuel James
do you take daily medication? that also has a huge effect
Matthew Bailey
You're right user, nice quality post. I'm just lazy I guess. Applying theory when you fear the repercussions is difficult. Status quo is depressing but comfy.
Aiden Bell
Make sure she doesn't see the listerene, gum you can play it off but do not let anything betray that confidence boy, I believe in you Kisser
Levi Stewart
Guess I need antiacids Nosebreather
I would fuck a slut if I knew what shes been doing
Fuck im going to have to go to a dentist dont I Nope on no meds (besides that kush)
YOU GOT THIS MAN, remember to give us the updates
Angel Morales
user, honestly, all I can say is that I may also have sex with this girl the same day I get my first kiss from her, who fucking knows. All I can say is that I feel as if I know more to sex than kissing because of all the porn I've seen. Girls apparently like it when you start off kissing, take off their clothes, go down to the neck and still be kissing, fondle their breasts, kiss all the way down to their belly button, then start playing with their clit. Get the clit all nice and wet and don't suck up any pussy juice because girls will get dry. Start teasing her with your tongue some more to where she will start pressing you against her body, slowly stick your dick in, get a rhythm, throw her around in different positions, slap her ass a little, cum on her back or on her face, make the bitch swallow.
That's coming from a virgin who hopes that's what you do.
Logan Kelly
Chew mint gum dumbass, scrape your tongue and stop drinking sodas and spicy foods Jesus christ do I need to spell it all out for you
This, just dont eat a bunch processed foods and dont be a fucking mouthbreather
Stop replying so fast your making it hard for me I know you would love to be a slut What I meant was a bunch of guys who could be as chad as they want or be the next Martin Shkrelli or some shit like that, but instead theyre content with living in a 2 room appartment with a minimum wage pay and a quite nice PC to play their vidya on
Jaxon Garcia
Fucking shit I fucked that up
Jose Long
Thank you, lip nibbler ;_;
Kevin Diaz
I hope so. I sweat bullets at handholding and my last ex fucked me over hard. I just wanna cuddle someone and talk about movies because I'm a film buff and shit. I mean my job basically gives me two weeks of free time every month so I don't see why I shouldn't be able to find someone to spend quality time with.
Anthony Miller
So we got Arion Waystate, OP the best kisser, nip libbler, lip nibbler. Anything else?
Nolan Ramirez
Clackity clack clack. Godspeed you fucker I hate you
I don't speaka the english but I think the word I am looking for is antiacids, if you brush and nosebreathe the smell isn't breath but it's coming from your stomach usually.
We got dem trips boyyyyyy
Zachary Brown
Nice trips…
Josiah Anderson
addendum; Because I ain't you
Jayden Garcia
op idk I had sex once and it was pretty much rape. like this fat land whale took me to a room at a party where I got extremely drunk and had her way with me. it was not fun and I ended up with bruises on my pelvis.
Alexander Hernandez
God damn
Evan Morris
Fuck off with those feels
Josiah Bailey
you have fun. it comes to you naturally. there's no techniques to learn at first. leave those instructional videos alone
Carson Evans
Can anyone else say they've felt the warmth of a girl laying on you in a movie theater?
Asher Green
I've gotten at least one tight hug m8 But no.
Jonathan Hill
like handholding and semicuddling? yes yes I have. it was at the premier for Green Inferno with my ex. was nice.
Jayden Watson
I dont eat spicy foods, last soda I drank was 3 days ago at the mall with my brother, and I scrape my tongue every 2 days
Leo Ross
So what's the status of your guy's love life?
Where are you guys going to meet chix?
Kevin Martin
I get so many hugs from people its ridiculous. everyone seems to like to hug my chubby ass idk why. I'm sorta standoffish and weird.
Josiah Russell
he forgot about me
Kayden Brooks
you know they say that your tongue is an indicator of your over-all health.
Colton Rivera
Time to learn how to take off a bra heres my shit diagram, though wiki how unironicaly helps. While you kiss turns to a make out section slide that hand up to her bra and lift it up. Bring Rubber doe
Angel Harris
talking to a cutie with two kids. probably designated driver this weekend.
Jose Jones
Gamestop
Spicy as in anything with alot of spices, chicken tendies perhaps?
Blake Butler
Mother fucking ramen goddamn it
Charles Lopez
So I should scrape it more? on an unrelated note I used to sell condoms for 2.50 in middle school 7th grade
Parker Watson
oh god damn it
I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT
It's just clasps that you have to push in and push out yeah?
FUCK FUCK FUDJikdoawkddokadokwd
Hunter Gonzalez
I was a courier in middleschool. literally delivered notes anywhere for 3 dollars a pop.
Dylan Clark
its like the metal pants fly thing that you slide to lock
Michael Lee
Non-existent. Nowhere. You know what's sad? I know it's possible for me, but I also know I won't do anything about it.
I need a MPDG, now. picrel
Ryder Parker
if it isnt like a thick ass soft crust on your tongue your fine
Juan Peterson
You must've been fucking balling, nobody would do that in my school though, they were quite jewish
Liam Scott
I usually intend to stay to the ones from at least the same mexican state as mine, though I am looking at a qt asian who browses cuckchan Holla Forums and a sex addicted tumblr chick to have a fling with because i desired her a year ago but she played games with me, so now that the tables have turned I intend to ruin her. the girl i really love is a straight a student girl from my home town who is cousins with maria I fucked up big time Holla Forums hold me
When I pick up girls I am usualy passive or hide my tracks, I dont make it obvious that i like them right off the bat for they build a bigger wall to you, bigger than the one thats gunna keep my people out.
Doc knows whats up
sold the condoms planned parent hood gave out to niggers every V.day to chads during a dance for tree fiddy a pop. Funny thing they were to shy to go to the clinic down the street.
Hunter Taylor
I was ery fast and gave no shits about classes to the point where the teachers gave me hall passes to wander around the school so they wouldn't have to deal with me when I finished my class work.
Jaxson Reyes
...
Anthony Miller
Ironic. This is like some movie plot twist
Mason Anderson
Its okay man we'll hold you My market was usually 8th graders that I knew would be too pussy to go to the convenience store, or clinic to get the condoms
Alexander Thompson
Do you have a Highschool Degree?
Nathaniel Collins
Who woulda thought, I learned I need to go my dentist more often (havent gone in a few years fml)
Nolan Carter
I have a Ged because I refused to repeat my senior year for a half a credit in Calculus. so I scheduled the GED tests and did that instead.
Lincoln Lee
gotchya
man, how come bitches stop texting for awhile. She only sent one next today and I had a reply with a statement and she didn't say anything.
I know she always has her phone on her.
Why do girls do that?
Juan Gomez
I think she might be having this same conversation with her "BFFS" and they're recommending that she plays "hard to get" so that you want her more and think that shes doing important stuff, even though all it does is infuriate you for being ignored
Lincoln Lopez
mine has a full time job and two kids so I understand why she cant text much.
Adrian Ross
The biggest cockblock, the friends
Christian Sanders
This could also be a thing
Dylan Cox
Mine is an 18 year old with no kids and no excuse
Jayden Brooks
Probably the prior or she does actually have something to do
Josiah Jackson
Dont make it look desperate, know when to with draw, love is a flame some times you need to fan it but if you stick too close you make it suffocate,
Angel Miller
This is where I fucked up in my relationship I guess
Mason Hughes
people are busy bro
don't stress it don't push
keep it clear that youre interested but don't get creepy and message a fuck ton
Dylan Ross
guys, after like 8 hours of waiting, she finally texts.
I was talking about a show and she posted "that's so funny winky winky blah blah blah"
how long do I wait before I reply?
I don't want to insta reply to her 8 hour ones
Jackson Ramirez
WasThatAFuckingEmoji
Aiden Butler
Depending on the type of girl you might have to use emojis alot, I know first hand, and I fucking despise emojis
Gabriel Thomas
yes she posted the infamous crying yellow ball man thing laughing thing
she's 18 lel
David Harris
I thought you have to use emojis on an 18 year old chick.
Christopher Ramirez
If she does you do too, just dont over do it, you might kill yourself
Brandon Price
be a grown up and talk straight without using emojis
Jose Johnson
I learned from my mistakes bro dont worry I failed so you dont have to
Easton Howard
On a side note apparently north korea just declared war with the US I think
John Sanders
wait a few minutes or so to show your kinda interested,dont leave her on read though
Jose Brown
The old passive aggression read treatment, so great
Levi Adams
yep it works magic One time a past waifu got mad at me for no reason, trying to enslave me or some shit with that, so i just stayedin a diff town for three days and she was hugging me and loving me the next
Sebastian Phillips
You are a magician for withstanding that without commiting sudoku
Lincoln Ramirez
I just learned how wimmen workes, basically, idk man i just live to shit post on Holla Forums
Joshua Phillips
Dont forget about being a teacher for virgin camp
Christopher Ward
5137 Bradfield Dr Annandale VA 22003 Rachel Marie Ametin instagram.com/edoavalon
Joseph Harris
Why are you doxxing someone on this tread
Adam Jones
That is me
Kayden Reed
again?
Isaiah Ramirez
Suprising right?
are you sure this isn't you?
David Jones
yippie ki aye if war breaks out I might have fun after all and die with honor
James Ramirez
Unless their nukes don't have erectile dysfunction
Zachary Nelson
FUCK
Levi Nguyen
You know that some faggot just got doxxed, right?
Dylan Bailey
I know the feel, I spent this entire summer on Holla Forums
I fucking hate chaterbate because it's user's worst nightmare. you get to see couples fucking in live.
Daniel Moore
can I add any of you to facebewk pls? ;)
Jaxon Collins
I dont use facebook, so no
Jose Phillips
I aint putting shit a fucking cking chan site so no
Jace Sanders
He does have a point there
Owen Gray
i can do skype not my private one
Luis Hill
I have a twitter
Leo Stewart
i can do an old email i don't use anymore and we can get shit through that
Gabriel White
ok spit it out and ill make a throw away
Carter Gomez
[email protected]/* */
Logan Martinez
If we do this our anonymity goes away more than it already has when we used names and became tripfags
Tyler Diaz
Op
1. do what's natural, don't do too much with your mouth/lips. Even just apply lips to lips can be really cute
2. Use your hands - her sides, back, hair, cheeks, anything, gently.
Ian Bell
true
but its not like my issue was my anonymity. my issue is the malicious sjws lurking Holla Forums just waiting for their chance to strike a true patrician down. theres a reason i don't use that email anymore. its cause the lefty cucks target those of us who still hold to our culture>>6032392
for those who would like to discuss a new topic on how to blend in with the normies, come to this new thread.
Julian Sanchez
sorry was on the phone with girl.
op you faggot email
Thomas Murphy
[email protected]/* */ is a trash email
Cameron Foster
what are we doing emails for again
Thomas Brooks
Im going to bed, night guys
David Cox
goodnight, doctor. Thank you for your time today.
Henry Clark
[email protected]/* */
see you around Doc
Luis Morales
My daddy taught me all aout kissing… and stuff… all you faggots in this thread have no idea aout life at all, do you?
Angel Cook
...
Jayden Morales
Okay so here's the skinny.
Chapstick. Get that shit. You're gonna want either or Because they're not the shitty silica-laden shit that'll wreck your lips to sell you more. If you get Carmex learn how to put on just enough. You want your lips soft as fuck.
Teeth. Brush that shit. In order: Don't miss any teeth. Anything stuck between your teeth will generate some tastes, so you wanna be squeaky-clean. For AT LEAST a minute. 2 preferred. Brush your tongue and the roof of your mouth. If you really wanna be sure. Beware the "Colgate Kiss" effect. That's just courtesy
Odds are you're gonna suck quite a bit, but here's the thing: If she's anyone worth kissing just be real and tell her you don't do this often or this is your first kiss. BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS. This is mostly if you get too nervous to do anything. The relief of honesty will help you relax, and she will probably make the first move after you admit it. My first kiss with my GF she was kinda spiraling into a panic about us dating so I just kissed her and she chilled out.
Can't stress this enough. Relax your lips. Set up an angle so that your noses basically rest on each other but don't collide. Put a hand on her cheek or neck if you want. Plant one on her. Your ideal kiss is gonna feel soft and squishy. Do kissy things with your lips. Don't purposefully generate kissy sounds. There's an art to this that comes with time. You'll figure out how to make that nice smooch sound after having smooched for a bit. You don't fucking know what you're doing. She might not even like it.
From here it's a natural thing, it'll take over. If you're good at it, you'll be good at it. Be observant. Use your hands. Caress, squeeze, hold, whatever. Be attentive.
You better make sure she cums first user.
Josiah James
BONUS ROUND
>Find the clit user. If you get a chance you better find that fucking clit.
Nolan Murphy
I was under the impression that this was her first kiss as well.
But regardless, if you're a bad kisser, then she'll probably try to teach you how to kiss better.