i won't wanna go into work tomorrow. what ailment can i call in as
I won't wanna go into work tomorrow. what ailment can i call in as
op here. drunk as fuck and don't even give a hell about my jobby. sofyware engineer who makes $80k/year and i don't fuck a shit. if i could blow a hole in the universe with my dick jizz i would. what can i tell my boss tomorrow that would sound convincing
Try calling in as a homosexual.
Strep throat.
You got his wife pregnant and need to take her to the clinic.
Daddy won't stop F#ucking me
Tell your boss that you got diagnosed with terminal faggotry.
That's really good tell the boss that you need to fuck your daughter, I'm preety sure he won't question that at all dude.
throat cancerAIDS
from:
deepthroating fat dicks all day
AIDS
autistic
Call in dead OP. Just have a friend do it and then get a new job.
explosive diarrhea
say you've got a bad case of the mondays
THANKS!!
Throat hemorrhoids
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Just tell them you are Jamal Johnson - they'll understand
Diarrhea from all the niggercum you swallowed
Depression
retardation
That's normal for you… it won't stick