Hillary Clinton Mocks Donald Trump, Imagines Debating Him: "I Am Really Looking Forward To That"

Reported.

Warren G. Harding was voted in because people thought he "looked presidential".

Not sure what you don’t comprehend, faggot.

Hillary has been boxing Glass Joe, she thinks she can skip everyone in the middle and go right to Mike Tyson.

I'm saying that Hillary is retarded in thinking she can convince people with made up reasons that people won't care about because Trump is just that much better as a personality.

lol someone actually put trump into punch out

trumptendo.com/

Fucking epic

No, you're not. You're dreading it. You wish Bill could take over for you.

What is really going to happen

The only thing Trump needs to sharpen up on is his evasion of questions. That impersonation is pretty spot on.

What you need to see here is that Hillary is publicly announcing a strategy. She's been fed that by some top people who will skew the debates in her favour.

Trump will still ruin her but he needs to go full "Presidential" in those debates, only going into shitpost and bantz mode for his linguistic kill shot.

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I actually beat Mike Tyson when I was a kid. I just tried again for the first time in 20+ years and I couldn't get past bald bull. keyboard a shit though

In some ways it seems like she's attempting to use Trump's own tactics against him. Namely asserting in advance that something is true so that people are more attentive when it comes to looking for that something (as with Trump noting Hillary's perceived health issues; now whenever she's seen coughing or unsteady, onlookers will attribute it to that). However, the difference between the two is that Hillary is aping a tactic that Trump literally wrote the damn book on. Now when (not if–I have absolute confidence he will succeed) he proves her wrong by giving specifics in their debate, people will look back to those assertions and think her a fool.

He already said he wants to put up tariffs and cut corporation tax.
Why is she so stupid?

I think I've figured it out, Hillary believes what the MSM says. I'm not sure if it's because she's retarded or because she thinks people trust the MSM.

his point is that your accusation is retarded, and that people don't take their presidential vote seriously or inform themselves, the people who do vote tend to do so being ruled by emotion.

He never implied anywhere that "not voting" is the best thing to do and you're being a faggot for thinking he's condoning political fedora tipping.

TL;DR lrn2read

Trump has said repeatedly how he will create jobs. Put tariffs up on US businesses overseas so they have to make factories in the US rather than in Mexico or China. Her whole policy boils down to "keep on doing what Obama was doing" which caused pic related

pic related is here btw
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tears are not happening as she is a sociopath
shes is most certainly going to make an embaressment out of herself, again. many times.

Is she that thirsty for dick that she is eager to be raped by the Don?

Nah, I dont think Trump will make her cry but she will definitely pull some crocodile tears shit near the end of the election as a last ditch effort to stump the trump

And people are going to zone out and/or heckle you for talking up a storm while saying absolutely nothing. Good job Hilldog.

The goyim have been trained to realize that policy specifics equal bullshit that's never getting done or fixing anything.

They'll believe the man whose policy consists of "Yeah we're getting that shit done" over a politician trying to flimflam them with details.

All anarchists will die in the ovens

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how fucking new are you faggot? the last 3 elections Holla Forums has been completely against the efficacy of voting. the only difference is now, trump will allow for the overton window to shift so WN and such can be discussed more seriously (hopefully). you must be a kid if you think that american elections are anything to get bent out of shape about

you know she's a muffdiver right?

those 'OH NO'es in the crowd lmfao. defeatist cucks.

ima say heres the dadaddad here it is, ima fire all the coal miners duhduhduhduhduh

how did i do?

yeah fuck off

top kek, hill

It says a lot about how little confidence in Hillary's wits that I'm half-expecting that to be literally what she says when asked a question.

I love how she mocks Trump about not explaining anything, but then she doesn't explain anything.

But in all seriousness her voice is getting worse. and she's looking incredibly desperate. She knows her time is almost up. She'll be dead by October. Get ready.

Hillary is going to duhdiduhdiduh? Well, that really was a convincing argument. She sure showed us. Sorry, Holla Forums, but I'm voting for her.

I assume she did it on purpose since Hillary's affect is either totally fake or out of control so man she is really bad at projecting human emotion

she looks like christopher walken in drag

This tbh fam.

Hillary Clinton is going to shit herself on stage with Donald Trump.

This is no longer an uncertainty, this is going to happen.

I find her really hot in a Machiavellian way. Trump's frail ego honestly makes him look like a little baby bitch-boy next to the amoral political assassin lady he's running against.

Plus the politician whose bought out by plutocrats is still better than an actual plutocrat, and she has positions instead of just "hurr dur my position will be the best, I'm gonna waste 14 billion dollars on an unstaffed wall that could be circumvented by a ladder between us and a country we have 0 net immigration with"

liz what the fuck

Tranny hormones are one hell of a drug.

Spin it: Clinton calls Republicans stupid, not American
Surely the New York Times will take it and run front page

The debates will look something like this
Byakuren = Trump
Sanae = Hillary
Nue = Illegal aliens

The visual metaphor really helps.

Does Hillary seriously believe Trump has given zero details on his policies? This debate is looking more and more like a disaster for the Communists that will go down into history!

I agree 100%. Shillary "Shit muh pants" Clinton.

That's how the media spins it, until the goys open their eyes and read his policies right on his website.

Obama was voted in because he was black, and people are voting for Hillary because she's a woman.

Also likely:

Looks like Minus World is intact in Super Bernie Bros.

Isn't that why the EU is shit though?

Trump wears loose clothes because he's wearing a bullet proof vest. Hillary wears loose clothes because she's wearing a diaper.

She's only saying this to get the last word in before Trump is assassinated, that way her supporters can assume she would've won the debates anyway.

Praise Kek
May the evil bitch lose her shit
KEK

She cried in 2008 live on TV.

user, you're so clever

Maybe. Probably. But I suspect that this whole rant of hers is quite helpful to Trump's people: she is going to try and rattle him by badgering and haranguing him with details, and by demanding details from him. Her impersonation was actually pretty accurate, and that vagueness can be a weak point for him. I want him to look in control and in charge of every moment of every debate with her, and not sidestep questions. Sidestep attacks, sure, but that's different.

If he tries to attack her instead of responding with knowledge and info in these particular moments, she (and the press) will fall back on trying to shame him for "playing mean politics" or whatever libs call it these days. We know it won't work like it did on Bernie, but still. And they will again, as in the primary debates, try to claim that Trump HAS no details or plans, is stupid, etc.

Given the attitude of those who will be reporting this, I don't see why he should play into their hands. So no more not knowing stuff, like the nuclear triad incident. I hope he really studies up so that he can effortlessly recite the details of every position and plan he and his people have put together, and defend them.

That way, he will be able to do that without even thinking about it, and use his brain in those on-your-toes moments to maneuver her into the best position for him to lob a few direct hits right into her gut.

Again I like that she did this, because she gave away her strategy through boasting. We could've guessed what it was, but it's nice that we didn't have to.

Laughed my ass off.

She sounds like a jew when you slow her voice down.

THIS.

But people don't read, which is why I hope he will be able to lay it all out clearly and succinctly under pressure. And make her look like a jackass for even asking, and because his policies are provably and obviously better for this country.

Once Trump brings up the fact that the clintons and NAFTA along with her transcripts she is done.

We should meme Shitlary shitting her pants during the debate.

I don't even know if that is true or not about people thinking he "looked presidential" (though I've seen it written) but back then newspapers came out not just daily but multiple times a day in many cases, and they ran lots of photographs and illustrations. Also, papers began running photos in the 1880s, and Harding was president in the 1920s, so there were definitely lots of pictures of him around. Plus there were plentiful promotional pictures, posters, postcards, etc….people did know what candidates looked like, user. He was said to have been popular with, yep, women voters.

We should and we will.

With her ruse at last up did her pants come down
She and what she was full of got likewise blown
Off the stage, leaving stains as she rushed away
And the people of Trump cheered the victory day

>"his answer is:'I'm gonna create 'em, they're gonna be great, I know how to do it, but I'm not telling you what it is I'm gonna do?'"

>"And Americans are gonna be looking at that T.V. screen, and saying '(s)He still doesn't have anything to tell us?'"

>mfw shapeshipfting tickle-belt-wearing reptilloid officially confirmed by none other than the Clinton News Network

Does anybody else wonder why Hillary Clinton is just running against herself in this election? I don't understand, no matter how much money the establishment throws at her, she can't still can't speak on a microphone for shit. She's probably this bad at blowjobs too, that's why Wild Bill booked it pedophile island. And he was actually blackmailed into marriage for political gain and financial exploit after Bill raped her. It all makes sense now. Just try to fully comprehend this woman's autism and hypocrisy, and rewatch focusing only her expression.

Why is this happening, Holla Forums. They're literally gonna commit voting fraud 10x Watergate, and after Trump goes to the means to expose it, President Bongo Obongocongo will declare WWIII and use martial law to hold office. They're literally forcing another American revolution, which will trigger Europas autism and eventually consume the whole world.

Why is it happening, Holla Forums?

It was memed and it was predestined. Repeat after me:

"I am going to say, 'Here is what you will have to do, here is what I am going to lie about, here is how we're going to burn the Constitution, and I am going to intensely brutalise people, so screw it'"

We've already established that Hillary Clinton is Jeb Bush tier.

She very well may get 3% vs Trump.

Hillary has a much broader base of interests that know they can get her to dance at their puppet strings than Trump, she's got the press as her cheerleaders, and she's backed by the party that has been winning the demographic battle for the last decade or more. The weakest thing about her campaign is herself; she's never obtained a position through her own merit, she has never done well at any position she has held, she's immensely unlikable, and she'll get schlonged in any debate she has with the God Emperor. Let's not get ahead of ourselves, just because she is personally very weak competition and her message only resonates with the donor class doesn't mean Trump will totally wipe the floor with her. I'd say Trump probably will win (if no electoral fraud happens), possibly by a landslide, but if you set your hopes too high they can only be dashed when you watch the results roll in.

Harding was elected because the Democrats burned every bridge they could with Woodrow "He Kept Us Out of the War" Wilson and his intentional snubbing of Congress during the peace treaty proceedings. Furthermore, there was colossal backlash about the aftermath of the war- Americans were sold this idea that they would be able to end the vicious cycle of continental wars once and for all. Instead, it was business as usual before the ink had finished drying on the Armistice.

On top of that, the Roaring Twenties experienced a FANTASTIC economic bust and the Republicans were riding that particular wave. Meanwhile, the Democrats were a broken party split between milquetoast, watered down socialism and good ole' boy Southern cronyism. Harding was selected by the party but he won because the Democrats didn't have a snowball's chance.

Economic boom, I mean, though there certainly was a bust that eventually catapulted the Democrats back into power.

Yeah I smell cooked fish, and voting fraud. Either that, or America learned their lesson about picking presidents based on affirmative action. It's the current year, of course Trump will totally wipe the floor with her. She's been working secretary of state for 4 years and only killed 1 ambassador and 3 Americans. That's a low number.

Are you allowed to conduct presidential debates from prison?

Arrogance breeds complacency.

You give them too much credit.

They're scared and greedy and fat and dumb.
Soft, really, is what they've become.

Too long in the Ivory Towers of Judaism.

But even Babel fell, and the days of their wobbling piles of lies and filth are numbered, growing smaller by the day.

The globalist Talmudic Skavenborne whoresons are panicking, and a panicky Jew with a gun is a dangerous thing, never mind the maddened Semitic monster which we now face.

I won't be satisfied, let alone kek.

kek.

No the EU is shit because it's an unelected bureaucracy of shitters in Brussels that imposes unreasonable quotas on every country that isn't Germany, Netherlands or Belgium, thus crippling those countries abilities to acquire resources or produce local goods, which in turn turns their economies into service economies and makes them dependent on German exports.

The tariffs are the enhance German industrial power all the more. Within the EU there are no tariffs, but the quotas make it so only Germany can produce in any meaningful way, making it the stronger economy.

Having a bunch of crippled economies using the euro also makes it so the euro is artificially kept low, allowing Germany to export outside the EU at competitive prices when otherwise it wouldn't be able too.

Used to be this benefited France as well, but lately the frogs got shafted too, particularly in their agriculture.

Also all this not counting the fact they're globalist cunts out to destroy the cultures of Europe.

It has been confirmed, Shillary will shit herself on the debate stage.

Definitely
But it's wrong to say Trump hasn't at least outlines his plan

Worked for Obama.

Do you even know what pictures are retard?

how do i beat piston honda (kek)? his ultimate combo rush rekt me every time, how to counter?

__git gud ;^)_____sorry

Watch the blindfolded speedrun from last AGDQ :^)

how do i do the mega roundhouse punches then?

This is uncannily familiar to videos where Chris Chan imitates his trolls in fake debates and physical encounters

Is Shillary autistic?

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Trump does go into specifics. I don't know where people get this idea that he doesnt

Haha holy fuck those applauses were scripted

You guys missed the best one.

think about it

think about it

a socialist jew running all over the world taking other peoples money, killing every living thing and wrecking shit

Get good. You can't figure out how to beat Piston Honda? Pathetic.

Trump has already said stated more than a few times at least a few of the ways he plans on changing policies to incentivize entrepreneurship and industry in the USA to create jobs. Tariffs, taxes, deregulating at the Federal level and handing those powers back to the States, taking back control of our monetary policy, etc.

"He doesn't say anything specific and can't fix things!" is the new meme from the shillary camp. This, after their dynasty has been involved with national politics for nearly 25 years and all we have to show for it is a steady decline.

This is from the lugenpresse, isn't it? Only they would be so good at making such ads for Donald.

she's got to build herself up and try and make it look like she would do well against the guy on a stage, but she's coming off of a primary equivalent to a pillow fight. she can't go off script at all. ever. it has shown in little tiny bits of the debates that weren't just two old fucks doing a Q&A on tv. she has a pre-set list of responses to certain things, and since she's surrounded herself with yes-men, they're only going to feed her easy questions, if they ever even practice. meanwhile, trump's coming off a primary styled after the fucking thunderdome, except 17 men entered and one man left. he's going to calmly and collectively decapitate her campaign on live television with a few words and she'll be a shrieking cunt by the end of it.

oh, me too, bitch. me too. if only there were more

shit nigger i forgot King Hippo's secret

Think of this way though,

During the primaries, every candidate must be vague about their policies and the specifics of what they are wanting to do due to the simple fact that they are running against many other people, who can easily take the ideas of one candidate and frame it as their own and sell it as their own. We witnessed this firsthand with El Rato who took literally fucking everything that Trump said and tried to make it as if it was his own original thought.

This is necessary during the primaries, BUT, this is NOT necessary during the generals because once the Democratic nominee and the Republican nominee have been chosen, there are only two candidates, one v. one. If any party tries to steal the others lines, it's instantly and easily discernible. Trump won't have to be vague during the generals because he's only running against one other person, on the opposite side.He will totally and utterly crush her during the generals. What a fool that she can't see this.

me too, hillary. me too.

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and don't forget the murder of Vince Foster and all the money stolen from the Haiti earthquake relief fund:

Haitians Protest Outside Hillary Clinton’s Office Over ‘Billions Stolen’ by Clinton Foundation

freebeacon.com/politics/haitians-protest-outside-hillary-clintons-office-over-billions-stolen-by-clinton-foundation/

Haitian activists protested outside of the Clinton Foundation in New York over the loss of “billions of dollars” that was meant to help rebuild after the devastating 2010 earthquake. The activists are claiming the money was stolen through the Haiti Reconstruction Commission that was headed by Bill Clinton. In January 2015, the Clinton Foundation was the target of protests for wasting more than $10 billion and awarding contracts to non-Haitian companies.

A general election debate between Hillary and Trump will be like a repeat of the cold war.

On one side an upbeat, witty, amusing guy with a can-do attitude and on the other a dour, slimy, untrustworthy, lying
bureaucrat.

Trump can't lose.

She has lost the mandate of heaven.

Hasn't she a plane crash to catch?

Time to rev up those memes

It's going to be more like Wrestlemania hosted in a retirement home. Hillary is going to feel the immense energy pouring into Trump from our shitposting as we live watch and know that all of those cute campaign staffer girls she hired were lying when they said she had a shot at winning just so that Hillary would spend more time gloating and less time demanding they sacrifice their mouths to her ravenous twat.

I get that she means she's going to say it in the future debate, but the lack of self awareness here is better than satire.

Eric spittin some fire here. Very nice. That's what I like about him.

Eric Trump 2028

New pasta

>"Now I'm gonna say ___, ___, Here's what we're going to do, ______."

It's a holdover from the earlier Primary debates where there were so fucking many Republican candidates on stage that had to share time that Trump didn't have the chance to go into significant detail on anything beyond driving Yeb to suicide. Despite the fact that this was clearly his strategy the whole time and he has outlined most of his policies over the last few months as the competition was weeded out, as usual people are grasping at straws and clinging to anything they think might have the slightest chance of slowing Trump down. The "he's vague on his policies" point was true once and could be used against him but can't any more, yet that's STILL a better track record than the thousands of other failed attempts to trip him up (see also the continued effort to make #Drumpf, the most unfunny, limp dicked, forced normalfag joke I've seen in years, catch on and take root).

Not 2024?

Reminds me of this retarded video.

even she doesn't believe that shit

was referring to this
i assume ( at least i was , woo muh nigger president so serious

agreed, low energy

godamn it kill it with fire

Ivanka stands in 2024. First female president.
Hillary goes into a spitting rage and strokes out as she watches Ivanka taking the oath of office on Inauguration Day.

And there was much rejoicing.

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No webm?

While I appreciate the sentiment, women have no business in politics nor in positions of governmental leadership.

I don't want to have that video occupy any location on my computer even temporarily, it's like three years old, and the view count is already over 6 million.

Kim Jong will be displeased of her pantsuit shitting. His tailors worked long and hard on her North Korean dictator fashion.

I fucking hate that. When a woman starts impersonating you know her attic is full of bats and daddy pictures.

SHE'S LITERALLY COPYING TRUMP'S STRATEGY PIECE BY PIECE.

also mocking the Republican Presumptive Nominee is very unpresidential and divisive of you, Mrs. Clinton. How can we elect such a poor role-model for our young girls growing up!?

There's an expression I like.

Never play another man's game.

She won't gain voters by doing this. The only voters who will support this is the ones who would have voted for her no matter what.

We're about to see the ugly side of Democrats first hands. We know they play dirty and stick to insults over argument, but now the whole country will see it first-hand.

YES

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Just epic.

That's not how you greentext retard

why didnt you downboat anoon

This description is adequate.

It really is amusing how Trump wandered off a fucking battlefield after claiming undeniable victory while Hillary is in a two man race where the other candidate refuses to do shit to her.

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ftfy

I didn't think it was that bad.

Why is president nigger such a nigger? doesn't he want shillary to win?

lost it. 10/10

it's worse.

BITCH FAILS THE TURING TEST

you got me.

6,000,000/10

And then they ask her how she's going to create jobs

I also love how even in her hypothetical head canon she's dodging the question.

If men are carrying him on their shoulders he's on a palanquin not a chariot. Men pulling a chariot suggests they are seen as beasts by the rider, Men carrying a palanquin are trusted servants or guards (or slaves but that's less fitting) Cool greentext otherwise.

Pic related

Very nice. Have a Führer.

Electric or gas?

Gas, definitely gas.

This cunt is going to get rekt harder than Germany after world war two

Daily reminder that Hillary couldn't pass the D.C. bar exam so she moved to Arkansas, a state with an easier exam.

Think of all the lawyers you know. Hillary is likely dumber than all of them.

Here's how I'm going to invent the warp drive, I'm going to do science until I can make particles travel faster than the speed of light.

She provided absolutely no specifics to her job creation plan, she just threw in some buzzwords to the_exact_same_thing that her caricature of Trump said. Even when she is arguing against her own sock puppet she offers barely an iota more effort. With this little effort I don't understand why so many koolaid drinkers are riding her hype train.

let me come in your mouth cumskin