Tfw you're born in the same year and month as pic related

This is a depressing thought…

This isn't an autistic rant about girls getting it easier off than guys, what I really want to know is HOW DO I BECOME SAID RICH CUCK WHO IS SUCCESSFUL ENOUGH TO HAVE HOT ASS TROPHY WIVES??!?

Assuming that how successful you are directly translates into how hot your marriage partner will be, then how do I into successful Holla Forums? A lot of sexy-ass pornstars are about the same age as me, but as a man I am not worth any one of them because I'm a poorfag and the sexiest women don't fuck around with poorfags.

What do?

Fap, cry to sleep, sleep, wash and rinse.

I WON'T SETTLE FOR THAT SHIT

I WILL ONE DAY BE A MULTI-MILLIONAIRE WITH A YOUNG BIMBO TROPHY WIFE

Capitalism at work.

Sure furendo, sure….

Have some music.

sad fgt get on board with the 2D waifu revolution

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Would you personally want to be someones trophy wife, while being completely dependent on your sugar daddy to provide for you economically? Maybe its just the pride that comes from being a male, but that sounds like a shitty life to me.

I'm perfectly comfortable with my humble life.

Can't read.

prefer her original bod

i did read your comment, but i was mostly just venting my thoughts.

actual rich millionaires are even more sexually frustrated than you guys are
that's why half of them fuck kiddies, and the other half fuck barbies
the pedo is real

OP being a pathetic faggot, as always.

I thought he was some c-list actor.

guess what …you're mediocre aF
completely unoriginal and have got your
priorities mixed up by modern generation
especially tumbler and online media has
warped your sense of reality, now you're
in a prison of your own doing and you're also
guard of your own cell

how does it feel to be such a fucking typical moron

money is easy, crying and excuses are easy too

There's a price for everything.

this

Those tits look like they hurt. What is it with some people becoming so obsessed with their appearance they alter it until they are ugly?

They want attention

beauty is fleeting.

Good sex lasts 5-10 minutes and then you are lying on the bed sweaty and not wanting to have anything to do with your partner.

A fast car or a nice home theater system will bring you more joy than a wet hole of flesh

she fell for the men like big tits meme

Low test faggot detected

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fuck off nigger

Hi, my name is Jamal Johnson.

I have access to 3 popular VPN services, one of which allows me access to 5 other VPN services. Most of them are popular on here.

I plan to spam Holla Forums by bumping old threads and generally ruining the quality of the board until every single VPN is banned. I won't stop until 8/b/ becomes 4/b/.

Remember to check the timestamps of each thread that you decide to post in. Chances are, it has been dead for days and you don't realize it because my spam was deleted, and the thread is still on page 1.

Have a nice day.

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Who would fuck this monstrous pig of the "after" pic? She was fucking fine before

Stay alone till death

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Me

Id do so many nasty things to her.