Hey Holla Forums. I found this extremely photorealistic pic on DeviantArt and my brain hatched a dastardly idea.
I'd like to roleplay on /x/ using this pic claiming that the world's elite have a MASSIVE hidden space program and have routine access to interstellar travel, and that pic related is a leaked photograph innermost gas planet orbiting the star 47 Ursa Majoris (rudimentary knowledge of this system is already available to the public, as it was one of the very first exoplanets discovered in the 1990's).
I'd also like to reveal that the planet has two Earthlike moons which the jews have landed on and cataloged all of the native life forms there. As it turns out, they have a genetic link to life on Earth, implying that all carbon-based life in the universe has a common ancestor (hint hint creationism hidden in modern science).
I'd like to expand on my pasta for maximum trolling and keks but I'm rather rusty. Pls help.
I think everyone everywhere has established 4chan is shit and nobody wants to go to it.
I will take part if someone starts rolling though, not sure if I'm even unbanned from halfchan.
Xavier Davis
Even permabans expire eventually. Usually your router has to reset itself for one reason or another (power outage, system upgrade etc) and boom: new fucking IP.
Henry Hall
nigga that pic is on the very front page when you google search "gas giant"
Isaiah Collins
Going to 4chan even just to post a troll thread is a shit reason. We have guliable little pockets of crazy people here. Try /fringe/ with it they'll eat it up. Fucking dumbass nigga. I swear.
Fuck off. Sage goes in all fields Sage
Carter Howard
fake and gay
Liam Stewart
holy fuck you're retarded
Brody Sanders
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Nolan Perez
fuck off cryptokike
Joshua Rodriguez
Trolling 4chan is like shitting on the sewer tho
Grayson Long
What? You know most of the stuff on /x/ is stories and pasta that nobody actually believes? Its not a board for people who believe nonsense. You wouldn't be trolling, you'd be posting content.
Thomas Clark
but that's wrong you fucking retard
Jacob Campbell
Checked
Chase Russell
OP pls
Jose Gomez
A gas giant that was at a suitable distance from its parent star to have moons with Earthlike conditions on them wouldn't look anything like that, you tool.
Carson Martin
please do, you would be drastically improving board quallity
