A limerick

there once was a beast named achmed
whose country shit its own bed
he hopped on a train
and came to berlin
so now he shits here instead

also: thread dedicated to posting OC copypasta so that we might drown the left in shitposts.

Is this thread relly necessary Op? not that I didn't enjoy your poem.

I mean, its more effective than complaining among ourselves and not actually doing anything.

If nothing else it will generate salt

2/10, terrible cadence and a failed rhyme

Let's see if we can salvage the situation…

there once was a rapist named achmed
whose sandnigger country shit its bed
he went for a spin
and came to berlin
and now these days he shits here instead

post some good nazi grafitti

There once was a nigger named Chuck.

When he quacked-up he laughed like duck.

He got on his knees and begged the police.

Next morning they found him in muck.

There once was an old witch named Hilary
To NEETs, she would tell them "go shill for me"
She tried to stump Trump,
and was spanked on the rump
In the end she was strung up on a pillory.

There once was a tranny named Sam.

He got up to go to the can.

The doors were all locked, the ammo was stocked.

Now citizens don't give a damn.

jesus christ guys, it just has to rhyme symmetrically to sound good and that's it.

There once was a complainer named sage.

He took out on others his rage.

We bumped up the thread, his fingers turned red.

Now OP is on the first page.

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There once was a nigger called Obongo
His nostrils came straight from the Congo
He came for the guns
and gave shitskins our funds
now he only talks about his dong-o

There once was a girl named Tay
Whose father created her for pay
She got online and spoke out her mind
So Microsoft told him to slay.

Train is sadly not pronounced tra-in.
You would probably not have a hard time finding a YES town with a name that ends in -ain though.

There once was an artist named Ben,
Whose comics killed kikes by the ten,
He drew, they cried, the niggers all died,
And such was his gift with the pen.

Fuckin pol poetry slam up in here

See, these are doing it right.
Rest of you guys got weak ass poem game

This should be made into a 4-square comic.

There once was a mud named Abdul,
who around kids, just couldn't be cool.
But his neighbors were cucked
So Abdul ran amok
now the town has a daycare at school.

Well at least I'm on the list.

Everyone else BTFO.

We're undying shadows,
in a world of lights,
prisoners of death,
so long as there is light.

In the days of yore, when we were all sure
the world was rational and sane
there sparked a light, a beam in the night
now Bruce Robin is lacking a plane.

There once was a mud named Farooq,
who's face could improve with a nuke.
He was offered some ham,
dropped a Ron Simmons, "DAMN.",
and sued that sandwich-shop mook.

I've toiled too long on memes today
My mind has been melted and blown away
But ere in bed I lay
I've still strength to say
OP has proven once more that he's gay

There once was an autismal crowd,
that never to kikes would have bowed,
but the faggot OP,
would soon come to see,
that with them there is no fun allowed.

There once was a builder from Queens

who ran a good deal for some beans

he got in their way when they tried to retake clay

they're over the edge without canteens

Bravo, user.

A couple oldbies from halfchan

Under rated post

Bump

there once was a hajj named Mahmud
who ate of the Infidel's food
he saw it was pork
when he lifted his fork
that's when he got a bit rude

There once was man named Trump
He built a wall that the beans couldn't jump
We memed him so hard
To the white man, was a guard
Alas, the media kikes failed to stump