CRITICS TRIGGERED BY ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE

OOOYYYY VVEEEYYYY

Dis movie is filled with toxic masculinity!

Oh god nigga my sides. I'm fucking sideless. My kidneys are just hanging the fuck out of my torso now.

How does this bitch get through metal detectors with those industrial size steel balls she must have to say such a thing without a trace of irony or shame.

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Why is that fox listlessly staring at a phone? The audience could just stare in a mirror if they wanted that

I was talking about the reaction pic, who is the pornstar?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Obviously this bitch has never seen an action movie, a western or a movie about war.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chutzpah

The Jews have their own word for doing and saying shit like that, audaciously, with no shame.

Just another sign of their character.

see:

Fuck off, degenerate.

That doesn't answer my question. Who is she?

No one cares what you think.

This is actually pretty cool.

Right, because they might learn to like something you hate.

I wanna snuggle that bunny.

Just one of thousands of sourceless redheads to be found in my (ironically highly unorganized) fashy aesthetics folder tbh.

you people are the cancer of Holla Forums fuck off to the porn boards you fucking faggots. there have been countless threads about how bad porn is for you and society at large and how it is jewish dominated and created by jews to push degenerate memes onto western society.

pornography destroys what was the most intimate expression of human life and makes it a disgusting mechanical action between two hairless apes grunting and moaning and making stupid faces at each other as they chase a dopamine rush

Nice.

If this is the new face of fascism, I can get with it.

GET ANGRY

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It's a cropped reaction image, knock off the sperg shit.

I just deleted my hardcore folders last week anyway, so climb off my test-recovering, hyper fertile ballsack please

Shut up you puritan nigger commie jew mormon autistic inbred slav.

Redheads are the epitome of shit taste though.

The official objective list goes like this:
Blonde > Brunette > Natural Black > Gray/Silver > White > Red

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damn there are some deep memes in that movie

This is a major problem with modern cinema imo. Trying to take a slice of life of any modern day involves too much people being distracted and distant.

Can't have drama if people flat refuse to interact.

I'm not attempting to derail, I just had to address his abysmal taste.

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

See, even your picture proves me right. Only fat, bald, autistic homos like redheads.

Calm it down, faggot. Go fuck nigger dick like your hero, Milo.

Name of this whore. Now.

Does Death Wish count?

It goes: Red = Blonde > Brunette > Black > dyed

Anyone who disagrees is a shitskin overdue for their gassing.

I don't understand why people seem to fall for it.

Nobody cares, can you all fuck off with this off topic shit.

Honestly, seems pretty conclusive.

The creators are Finnish and Finnish people are cool.

We knew things would be bad like that

Green islam pig detected

yeah you wanna know how we can tell you are a fucking wop/dago/shitskin?

because you are fetishizing northern european phenotypes like they are somehow amazing

also auburn hair is superior to (peroxide)

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Fapping to porn is not the same as just being attracted to a girl, user.

americuck mongrel detected

Really want to see it now.

burger here I fucking bet you a donald trump hat that I am whiter than you are you fucking dago

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That man deserves a medal.

This. I never thought a Hollywood cash grab based off of an annoying game would be an animated version of RWDS against Muslim pigs.

Good eye user, I didn't even notice those but I'm sure my brain did

so old grandmas?
because nobody under 50 has grey or white hair you're probably thinking of platinum blonde.

highlighting your ID is like entering a tumblr.

No, I've seen young girls with naturally silver hair before. It's uncommon, which is why it's lower on the list, but they do exist.

when's the one for the new trailer going to be ready

I'm actually tempted to see that movie, mostly because of .
Would be the first time I'd pay to watch one in over 10 years.

Your taste in women a shit. Stop derailing the thread.

If that's the case I might actually watch this movie

I will never pay for it though, of course

Stop trying to derail the thread you fucking retard.

No, and that's a problem isn't it?

the eagle is also a symbol of victory

If you seriously believe any piece of media oriented to children can be unbiased or passive you're wrong.

Media's only role is entertainment, but in order for the piece of media to remain cohesive and have a purpose it must have an overarching plot that drives the narrative. The plot is, without exception, always a conflict between two or more parties.

The conflict in children cartoons always takes the form of a duality between good vs evil. The author has the power to dictate the traits, qualities, and actions of both sides, thus imprinting upon the viewer what is good and what is bad. The fun and charismatic protagonist upholds the author's brand of good, while the usually unappealing villain upholds the author's brand of evil.

If one were to blend both sides together (good vs evil) then you risk destroying the purpose of the conflict and thus creating a boring and unappealing plot.

While it is true there are some children shows that are far more complex than I give them credit for, they still eventually conform to the good vs evil duality.

Thus it is unavoidable to have a show/movie without the author imprinting on the viewer, in this case children, their concept of good and evil.

If you truly want a society that doesn't indoctrinate kids, and they instead develop their perceptions on life from their sole experiences alone then an elimination or regulation of media is necessary. However I assume you'll also disagree with that because you seem like the "freedom" type.

In which case buy a log cabin, get some water filters, and raise a hermit family cut off from media.

The movie has done pretty well.

The writer must be redpilled, or at least aware of the problems with immigration. He used to work on the Simpsons when it was good.

That shit was so dumb I'm not even going to waste my time sardonically paraphrasing it in greentext.

Sage for lack of Birdposting

ie

It's true though. I know tons of Mudshits who've a deep-seeded fascination with red-head girls.
And the more pious the Muslim, the lower the age.

holy shit

this
only non-whites fetishize northern european women's phenotypes

but I'll quit derailing,

if you notice in the movie the eagle is "made great again" as well

FINNISH PEOPLE = BASED GODS

godspeed my mongolian brothers

Holy shit, seem like it.

First decent vidya movie ever made?

If mobile counts as vidya

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>tfw I fetishize redheads because I have an exotic taste in women
>tfw love unique or interesting women because they're not predictable

it gets better
"we were wrong, what do we do now?"

they come crawling to him begging for help, red=Trump

Usually doesn't but this one gets a pass.

Welp, I guess I have no choice but to keep calling you an egregious faggot then.

Preferring women of your own genetic background is a fetish

Oy vey!

mudshits traditionally engaged in a white slave trade during the middle ages

holy fuck this movie is almost lord of the rings tier deep memes

My children are definitely going to watch this movie.

Nah, red = redpilled.

The ebul nasty mean guys are the ones people go crawling to when they need help with a problem THEY created.

How about you kill yourself you fucking faggot.

no one cares about your sexual preferences on an image board about politics.

Maybe this is the result of memeing Spurdlano all this time.

I want to believe.

Entirely more time than I should have spent turned up the name Ashlyn Rae and a gif of the scene on some porn forum. They didn't manage to figure out which film it was from, but seemed certain it was her.

I like redheads too, first pic related.

Should have been but first pic related.

Sage for double post and horribly off topic.

yeah this is A) a shit thread
b) you are trying waaay to hard to police your own thread
C) i've contributed more to the discussion than you have

do you want me to start waxing poetic about the statue scene and the elhaz runes? maybe talk about the thomas carlyle great man references?

Thank you.

angrify.me/

You know we have IDs here you dumb fuck, don't pretend you weren't stirring this shitposting along right beside me.

Noice

your turn obama boy.

All of you are effeminate race traitors, you are pathetically defined by your weak country than by your strong race.

you are a failure, as well of the rest of anglosphere.

I remember a certain scene in Network..

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This isn't my thread you colossal retard.

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LITERALLY SPEWING RON PAUL MEMES

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this person should not be reviewing film.

At least commit and shoop Red's eyebrows on her.

thats sum good marketing right therre

normies need this

tfw no qt redhead

This may just be Holla Forums:The Movie. I'm going with some friends to see the new Captain America movie(It's gonna be shitty isn't it?) next Saturday. Maybe I can convince them to see this instead.

You're an angry guy

Oh fuck you. No it's not.

It's pretty good. Cap and Bucky have a good white man bond and unravel a conspiracy. Most of Team Cap is white (Paul Rudd is a Jew, but I like him).

they're not trying to hide it at all. i love it.

She probably thinks Les Misérables was a love story.

Nice. Thanks movie user

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I don't believe it.

You aren't White. Kill yourself.

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kek

Couple of things I noticed
That isn't about "white slavery" or whatever the info-graphic was talking about, its about pedophilia.
Eggs are baby birds.

Holy shit, the entire plot of this movie is, "The Waking Lion". Red is adventure-movie adaptation of Hitler.

I bet they were trying to think of a way to make people want to see a movie based on a shitty phone game. If they made it with leftist poltics, it would get in the sea of leftist children's movies, so they did it with right wing poltics, and bam, instant publicity.

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I have dark brown hair but even my arm hair isn't that dark.

No problem. Expect the usual capeshit stuff, but Cap shits on Tony over a the deal. Team Cap is Team White: Cap, Hawkeye, Bucky, Scarlet Witch. his team has the most whites.

Trump dubs confirm. Nationalism is better.

No

Not to mention Cap starts a loving relationship with a beautiful strong 10/10 Aryan qt
she even paraphrases his most famous inspirational quote from the comics which has pretty much become a mantra of Holla Forums's

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how does the movie end guys? is there a meme magical ending?

Fucking shitskin

That part got me hard. I kinda wanted Cap to shack up with Scarlet Witch but Sharon Carter was the logical choice.

GAS THE PIGS
SPECIES WAR NOW

It was an alright movie to turn your brain off with, but there was a ton of niggers, and of course they had the supernatural negros in it from that one fantasy high tech African country I can't remember. I was glad the conspiracy wasn't more "omg nazis are behind bad things!" shit like the other cap movies. There also surprisingly no race mixing.

Good Night Weeaboo Scum

I think the Trump bird comes and saves everyone

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Yeah but he lost to the the literal UN. The literal UN, in the Marvel Universe.

Dunno how I missed this. Gonna DL it now, thanks user.

It's pretty good and has some real fun parts and good performances for all the main actors, but expect to be mildly triggered by Black Panther

WE WUZ AND STILL IZ KANGZ the character

ask a channer what is a timestamp one of these days

nice picture of a friend though obama jr.

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HABEEB IT

How did this movie elude the merchant producer?

found the jigaboo.

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Then the movie can serve as a warning to global power.

Wakanda. Black panther was OK as a character, but his movie is gonna be "muh stronk black man!" Ulysses Klaue is gonna be the (white) South African villain, of course.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_VanCamp
She's a Canuck.

man I now feel like getting those angry birds shirts that sell on fake geek stores.

kek

johncohenworks.com/home.html

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BEGIN THE CRUSADES AGAINST THE MUSLIMS!!!

…is what I felt like yelling as soon as Red(pill) said, "That's where they are, and that's where we'll go"

The nose knows,user. And with a hook you could catch squid on,I think she's a cryptokike.

Has that ever happened in the comics? I don't think that the two have ever really noticed eachother.
They could have made a decent movie about him avenging his father's death and reclaiming the throne from the guy in the gorilla suit,but they wasted his dad to give him motivation in civil war.

A fucking Cohen? They're basically superjews.

Found the kike.

Spread it?

I remember her feminist review of The Lorax. This is gonna be great!

Yeah, that's the thing that bugs me about the MCU besides POZ or other Holla Forums complaints: soooo many interesting villains are killed off too quickly. I wanted to see Strucker in action but he just got offed by Ultron.

Oh God, how was that?

How many cats? Does she have a mangina?

Kek the sculpture part reminds me of this.

whatever you say shitskin

It might even be on purpose.

there are elhaz runes disguised as feet emanating up from the statue as well

runesecrets.com/rune-meanings/algiz-rune-meaning-analysis
ALL HEIL RED THE PROTECTOR
LEADER OF THE ANGRY BIRDS

Trailer Break Down:

Holy shit, muh red pill.

If this movie is even 1/4th as redpilled as we see it, we're in for a wild ride.

thanks memen

I hate that that weak little bitch shares my birth name.

List of potential enjoyable movies this year for Holla Forums:

-Angry Birds
-London Has Fallen
-???

Brooklyn potentially.

And this movie won Leo an Oscar

Is Jewllywood loosing control?

I've already texted everyone in my contacts.

My mom and dad are really into angry birds (she knits angry bird sweaters) so I might visit them and go to the movie as a family.

It was a pity Oscar. Just like every other pity Oscar after they decided the Oscars were 'too white'.

Has anyone compiled a list of Holla Forums approved movies?

Falling Down is iconic and often mentioned here

Don't forget Triple 9, with this kind of endorsement it must be good:
debbieschlussel.com/81592/triple-9-among-most-anti-semitic-anti-israel-anti-cop-anti-military-movies-ever-violent-bloody-garbage/

how is it that my most favourite movie this year has absoluteley no fucking jews in it.

the cure to hollywood is jew removal, like with everything else

Shit nigger, when's that movie coming out? Is it out already?

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MEN OF HARLECH

white male rage: the movie

saw it at the theaters.

suprising absolutely no one, my normie friends didnt like it but they like the new jewish star wars. i need better friends

Holywood jews still have their grips on the big names like Marvel and Star wars but the independent scene is becoming unstoppable.

People are making movies on their iPhones these days.

Even though Michael Douglas is a Jew, I understand this movie. I fucking love it.

I wanted to see it just because it was Star Wars, but after seeing the trailer with a nig nog popping out of the sand I backed out. Plus, all of my man children friends were freaking out about it so I posted a spoiler on FB and caused butthurt.

Cuckservative rage: the movie, complete with a crazy, ebil NAZI that wants to rape Michael Douglas.
PASS ON THIS ONE, Holla Forums.

Shit dood.

metacritic.com/movie/london-has-fallen/critic-reviews

Why is no one talking about the jews attacking this movie?

I'm a lazy faggot.

I love seeing the divide between (((critics))) and fans.

you didnt miss much. they just recycled what the goy made like 30 years ago

I was able to completely bullshit my way through conversations about the new starwars with only the knowledge I gained from copypastas on Holla Forums.

I've never even seen the trailer.

Praise kek, these faggots are too obvious at this point.

I figured. I saw one of my friend's statues saying how he'll raise his daughter on Star Wars and is happy that this movie has a "strong female character to look up to." The webms I've seen of her make her sound annoying and tryhard. I've also heard she's a Mary Sue.

It's that bad, huh?

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Love this movie so fucking much, don't know how many times I've seen it.

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yep. she gets her powers by doing absolutely nothing. just like in real life

GASP

LIBERALS DESTROYED

WHITE POWER SAYING

COPY….PASTA

YIDDISH

Nothing changed?

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The nazi is a fetishist.

Acts as a foil to show that the protagonist's rage against modern society is real and not political/manufactured.

Ashlyn Rae.

The story was actually all messed up. They didn't have the proper build up over the course of the other movies to make the hero registration act even remotely defendable. I mean, the fuck were they supposed to do? Let Ultron kill every single human alive just so a few thousand people would live for a day or so more? How was Tony's response anything other than "how many other people's children are alive today because of us?" when that one senator bitch was complaining about her (exreatmly unrealistic) nigger son dying?

They didn't even have the hulk hulking out.

Capeshit is for niggers and faggots. You have better things to do with your time.

i do wanna point out that ultron was tony's fault and if it wasn't for him, ultron would've never been an issue.

fuck you Dad!!!1

That movie fucking sucked. What is wrong with you?

Fucking Kubrick level shit in a movie about some shitty iphone game

GET A JOB AND STOP WATCHING THOSE STUPID JAPANESE GIRL CARTOONS

RLM lost all credibility when they liked the new star wars.

He's off having an adventure with Thor. That's what the next Thor movie, Ragnarok, is going to be about.

Lololol these critics are retarded. I know quite a few people who worked in this and they're entirely pozzed. There is no hidden intentions behind this film besides the desire for many shekels.

This, honestly. All my idols have let me down…

Some of you have been spending too much time on Holla Forums…

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archive.is/3OU9w
actual quote from the review.
"meninist" makes a lot of appearances

lots of grammatical errors. obviously written by a woman
I can't believe this is real life

I think she may be legitimately retarded.

I still watch their old stuff, but that video did piss me off.

Yeah, that made Cap's argument a bit stronger.

I like capeshit and I'm neither though. Scarlet Witch makes my dick spring.

HA HA!

YUR A FAG!

50s WERE BEST

LETS GOOOOOO

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Go suicide bomb a gay bath house Ahmed

Redheads are fuckin hot as fuck, you snackbar faggot

Turns out, there are stories where Black Panther beats up the KKK

The only good thing from those guys are the Mr. Plinkett reviews.

Is this movie a marketing experiment?

Is this movie the fruit of all the information gathered from data-mining threads done in alt right forums?

You have no idea. It was like the purpose of her very existence as a character was to piss off old fans as much as possible.

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NAME IS LAWRENCE, ONLY FAGGOTS AND SAILORS ARE NAMED LAWRENCE

It was actually quite good. Surpassed my expectations a little.

There was that one scene that stood out to me in particular, when Baron Zemo was talking with Cap and Stark, lecturing them about empires and he says
When an empire is destroyed from the outside, it can be rebuilt. But when an empire is destroyed from the inside, it is dead and can no longer come back
**pretty dang redpilled if you ask me.

My theory (which is hardly new, but I imagined it before I heard it on the interbutts) is that she will eventually become the villain of the trilogy.

How?

Best of the Worst can still be really damn funny, but Half in the Bag kinda fell off.

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kek

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Yadda yadda Dark Side, she's tempted by the force… yadda yadda Kylo Ren actually embraces his light side…

Because JJ is a hack compelled to rip off the previous movies.

Baron Zemo was right again!
JEWS = HYDRA

Probably. But it still works out well for us. Most likely a great propaganda piece that gets our message out to the most normies possible.

This might be just a (((pure coincidence goy))) but if it isn't, I am fucking proud of the absolute madmen who put it together. Bra-fucking-vo, Angry Birds.

You said faggots twice.

I thought it was good

I feel like Cap would be the first to snap and destroy the ZOG, he loves his nation, but going from 40's America to today and watching his country degenerate and trotskyite commies take over everything would push him over the edge.

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Trips confirm Niggers have to go back

BROTHERS THE TIDES ARE TURNING

(((THEY))) ARE LOSING CONTROL OVER THE CHILDREN'S CARTOONS

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Kill yourself, kike.

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I don't want to sperg out too much with autism.

It's not addressed in the cinematic universe that Tony is an alcoholic and is increasingly burdening himself with all his past failures to the extent that he stresses out a megaton inside. It's why he supported the SHRA as long as he did. He sincerely believed he was doing the right thing because he was totally out of his mind and drunk half the time and saw the act as a means to "right his wrongs" of the past, in a manner of speaking. Cap on the other hand was all about principle and 100% nothing but.

If you read the Marvel Civil War comic event, it's becomes much, much more elaborate on why each side believed what they did and makes much more sense. Obviously though, since the Civil War was a full sized event, they could only squeeze so much into the cinematic version, so it was necessarily condensed. Plus, if it stayed true to the comics, Cap would have died at the end.

Holy shit I thought Sonic was for aspies because every hardcore Sonic fan I've met IRL has been an aspie or at least a little off, but holy fuck this show is based.

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GOTTA SHITLORD FAST

huh, I kinda wonder how the rest of that episode goes. If sanic is vindicated and proven right or some bullshit SJW ending

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Oh I know. I just thought for a Hollywood movie it was surprisingly not completely pozzed. Like there was some good stuff in there.

I'm getting sick of these assholes being allowed to openly hate men, white men at that.

Look at the Cisbusters marketing. They're marketing to specific "political" groups now.
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Look at the review posted, all these obvious references will go over the normies heads. But, we're dying of dehydration, so we'll gladly take a glass of water.

If anyone has information on his whereabouts please contact us.

damn that blue nigga droppin his game wit that thicc brown thot nex him 😱 😱 😱

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Holy shit. Is that dubbed over? If it's the actualy show, ayyy fam.

Kek

After work I'ma gonna compile a few threads about le red pilled mediums and about a plan that I have.

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She not only was able to start up and get the MF off the ground in a matter of a minute, she was an expert pilot of it in that amount of time too. She even showed manspalining Han Solo how stonk independent she was too.

The movie was shit and I'm glad I watched it online for fuckin free. I still want my money back.

I guess Hedgehogs can't integrate into our society.

This is what they're really pissed off about.

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We'll duh, there's hardly any movies that aren't shit these days , but going to the theatre is still something fun to do with my wife . (and I fucking love pretzels)

Did people actually know it was his fault? That's besides the point though, the UN wouldn't have prevented that. He probably would have felt guilty, but it wouldn't have been enough to break the avengers apart ove.

I think this movie will be where critical theory goes to die.

Doesn't London has Fallen have a Nazi as the true bad guy?

tbh, I'm a little triggered that the cinematic universe decided to give the birth of Ultron over to Stark and not Pym. Well, actually there are a lot of things I'm triggered about in the cinematic universe as well, but I don't want to put up too much of a stink because they're actually doing quite well in their own regard.

The sanic cartoon is actually really good. Like significantly better than it has any right to be.

The people behind Sanic are actually kinda based. Their Twitter page has some gems on it.

Muh city on a hill!

Is the first girl retarded?

It's called being a preteen buddy.

Suck it basic bitch.

Natural red headed girls are god tier, but where there are red headed girls there are also read headed boys and no one likes those little bastards.

We live in a world where a mid budget IPhone App B-Movie is more based than multi-million top class movies.
Sometimes i wonder if we live in the most bizarre dimension of all.

true.

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I wasn't planning on fapping tonight.

Looks like my plans just changed

Lucky Number Slevin.

Orphaned kid of a father killed by jewish bookies takes revenge and kills jewish & black mafia bosses with the help of Bruce Willis as a white hitman adoptive father.

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Drive, /r9k/ incarnate brutally murders Jewish gangsters

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Counter Currents does some pretty good movie reviews. If you want to see more films with a traditionalist, pro-western message like Angry Birds, check out their site:

counter-currents.com/tag/movie-reviews/

If you insist.

wew lad, jews actually want people to be mad at muslims and go die for greater israel

I saw Angry Birds in Russian a few days ago, since it came out early in Eastern Europe. It's redpilled the whole way through, calls out a number of actual leftist organizations (Hamnesty International) and doesn't go cuck at any point.

It's pretty much "We must preserve the existence of our flock and a future for white eggs."

Oh, and there's Mighty Eagle (America) Big Red (Russia) and the 3 German flag birds all teaming up to remove Kebab.

So yeah, the butthurt will be fucking glorious.

Thanks, Eurobro.

So how should we picture the impact of Angry Birds?

Could AB be the dawn of Holla Forums supported films not only getting made, but having serious mainstream success?

We need to memeify this movie like we did with drive.

/r/ing proper angry birds memes to respond to threads with.

Ahahahaha, twin Hitler 'staches
Definitely going to see this.

1. movie is released
2. leftists go full trigglypuff and make feeble efforts to censor the movie for retarded reasons
3. streisand effect yet again, movie gains major worldwide recognition

For CIA

Also, the protagonist has yellow fever, just like 85% of Holla Forums.

The best part is that since it's based on that shitty phone ap they'll be taking this red pill without even realizing it.

Did Trump make a shadow studio in Finland or something?

Just fyi.

With Jdar you should really only look at producers, directors and CEOs

Where the hell did this phrase "meninist" come from? I've seen it start to pop up but only from leftists. Nobody I know of in the MRA scene has ever used that phrase and anyone who advocates for traditional male identity and social roles would never be caught dead using a term like that, the closest you get is something like roosh's Neo-Masculism.

Where the fuck did this word come from?

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God-tier taste user

This is gonna be awesome

I have brown hair, a blonde mustache, and a red beard

My facial hair is like a bukkake of different european genes

Really liking the sound of this, it must be memed.

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The only people who call themselves meninists are parodies of feminists. Showing how stupid and inconsistent their logic is when flipped.

Haven't seen the movie. No idea how anti immigration links to "muh mra". My guess is they don't even know anymore. They can't keep up with their own bullshit rhetoric.

But the whole article was pretty funny. You could just sense them frothing as they hammered away in fury that something somewhere wasn't deepthroating refugees.

Ends on a note that shows that the idea of this kind of 'insensitivity' is retarded. Overall a win. Watch for yourself if you want, it's surprisingly bearable.

It's real. See embed.

Pol is always right.

Jews are 2% of murricans.

Nope, just some butthurt muzzie/shitskin.

Still a very PC movie nonetheless, brits command are full of niggers.

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Oh, fucking hell. It's like the hypernova shit all over again.

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Some more pepes.

This one's pretty good

What moron thought taking Cap's "No, you move." quote and giving it to someone else was a good idea. That could've been *the* centerpiece of the movie if Iron Man had tried to force him, Cap nearly defeated, to give in and register, and instead Cap hits him with that.

A part of me thinks that quote would've rung a bit too true with people, so they had to downplay it.

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Even the music video for this movie.

Holla Forums's last year depression during the early election cycle.

When Donald Trump came into the picture

Holla Forums's meme magic and Trump's attitude constantly shaking up the political floor, and shaking the entire system down.

Look at the (((father))) in that picture.

no wonder why the kids all look like aaaayys

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archive it yourself you paranoid cuck.

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OH HOLY FUCK, BASED TWITTER SONIC MEME MAGIC'D CARTOON SONIC INTO A SHITLORD.

The documentary on The Harvard/National Lampoons is definitely worth a read. See how the loving fruits of two hilarious WASPs get taken over and soul-sucked by shekel-grubbing Jews
counter-currents.com/2016/01/this-aint-funny-this-is-genocide-the-rise-fall-of-the-national-lampoon/

This could be a reference to Scandinavians (decended from Vikings, now pathological altruistic).

If you need a Holla Forums reason to not like any of their new stuff, Rich and Jack love Doom 4 and fell for the "It's just like the originals!" meme.

movie is good, but nothing special or memorable. Cap'n America is pretty boring, I only like him because he's played by a nordic aryan as a symbol of America (his character would be way better if he criticized America as being turned into a shithole by Liberalism and how 1940s America was way better but the Kikes won't allow this)

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Now I'm even more glad I stopped watching their shit after the Star Wars review.

they even make fun of freemasons and eggman looks extra-jewy

lmao the best part is that I thought this was a positive review until like halfway through, because throughout the first half she's going on about how it's a brave and rare thing to see a movie that's empathetic about male anger instead of the cliche of socially-acceptable female anger… yet in her view, apparently having double standards and a lack of male representation and empathy for men is a good thing……

It's to prevent them from getting adsheckles from the clicks, you retard

We need to bring back the old ways with womyn like that.

isn't this the one that can be interpreted as an allegory for the "refugee crisis"?

if any Holla Forumsacks vouch for it, I might go see it with my kid (I don't usually partake in modern Hollywood stuff)

I just realized something fascinating: This cultural shift starting with the lower-tier (in how "respected" they are, i.e. how well they grease Jew palms) media formats and moving up is just a repeat of what happened with liberals, except it's happening far faster for us due to a number of factors that separate us from them while accelerating the situation.

Right-wing and far-right views are the new progressivism and liberal ideals, from a pure rebellion and popularity standpoint, which means we're the new cool underdogs the kids want to be like. When your parents, teachers and all other authority figures are leftist progressive loonies, the kids with even a shred of the intelligence needed to so much as choke on the bluepill rather than letting it go down smoothly will inevitably rebel by taking the direct-opposite stance. This resulted in hyper-liberal, retardedly-progressive views slowly gaining popularity among kids during more traditionalist times, and now it's looping back around to nurture strongly-traditional and conservative views in the new generation while the old desperately fights to keep its newfound throne.

As for the situation, our half of the supposedly-eternal artificial cycle is going by far faster than intended, due to the chaos and fear of this time under progressive leftist rule making everyone with sense turn away from their masters, right into the arms of the far-right traditionalists like us. They are the new kings upon the throne, but rather than even making a token attempt to look like fair rulers and get the people to defend them against interlopers, they've immediately abused their newfound power to treat everyone but themselves like trash while flinging their own shit at anyone who disagrees with them. If you have even a casual knowledge of White history and its ups and downs, you should recognize this sort of abusive behavior as an excellent way to get assassinated before you're even a single year into your rule, as the commoners and nobles quickly lose patience for your bullshit, and concur that you'd make a better coffin-filler than you would a ruler.

In other, shorter words, we're orchestrating the same takeover of culture and government that the progressive CultMarx cunts did over the past couple of decades, except they don't get decades of time to rule like the right and the traditionalists did, on account of being awful rulers nobody sane would defend. It's operating on the same lines, with small subversive actions here and there snowballing into massive cultural paradigm shift, but between our own coordinated efforts and the new lords fucking all their shit up not even 5 minutes into seizing power, we're going to get control back far faster than they took it away from us, and with less effort.

Hope you enjoyed Progressive Madhouse World for a few years, because with women getting violently raped by Ahmed on random street corners every night in Europe, the rise of far-right leaders everywhere on Earth in response to invading threats traitors cannot repel, the cultural swap of far-left progressives becoming "The Man" while far-right traditionalists become the underdog rebels and the left repeatedly proving itself grossly-unfit for rulership, it's not going to last much longer until we change over again by rule of survival instinct.

Is that fucking real?
If so, holy shit.

Dude, you're missing out.

Looks like that faggot imkampfy bumplocked the thread for no fucking reason.

and now we know for sure…

Absolute M A D M E N

I hate to ask this, because I don't like spoilers, but

Does anybody know for sure how the movie ends?

I would like to take my daughter to it, but I don't want to go if the movie ends with the birds deciding that the pigs are really ok and allowing them to live with them.

Hey mods, why the fuck did you anchor this? Are you so out of touch that you don't know this movie is redpilled? Fuck off with your bumplock.

It's imkampfy (by far the worst mod on here)

See:

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I second you both that inkampfy is a faggot, but could somebody please answer my question?:

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The birds and pigs do not make up

Who the fuck is imkampfy anyways? His name sounds familiar to a tripfag that was banned for being a lolcow that flipped his shit.

There's a running theory that imkampfy is a goon.

considering that he also anchored
to sink.

I believe the theory is being validated.

That's not accurate. Sean Penn is also an actor in the movie. Did you really trust a Jew-website to give you an accurate account of Jewish involvement in films?

Also, "London Has Fallen" is not redpilled. It is the typical Hollywood pro-Murica, anti-Arab propaganda designed to make White men want to fight the Jews' wars and ignore the more dangerous h'white Semites.

Sure is AIDF in here

He also regularly leaves up obvious shill/bait/stupid threads.

The Arabs would have no power to harm us at all without the Jews on the inside letting them in. I am not pro-Arab, but Hollywood films are misdirection.

I'm guessing you're not European, otherwise you'd understand how urgent it is to remove the muslims from the West ASAP

also it's not a one or the other scenario - they're both as bad as each other

welp, that sells me that imkampfy is a goon, or whatever kind of name to describe him.

seems that his "shift" also started 2 hours ago, as well.

That and there's alot of dismissal of reports on his part. Whether they be shill posts, or important posts getting reported by shills.

Just to clue Holla Forums in, there is no such thing as a redpilled Hollywood movie. All Hollywood movies are kiked. There are movies which you may interpret in a redpilled way, but there are NO Hollywood movies that are intended to be redpilled.

In the case of Angry Birds, you are interpreting it your way and ignoring the obvious real meaning. Why would John Cohen produce a movie intended to affirm White identity? The answer is: he wouldn't. So we must look for another meaning.

Now what would a Jew intend to brainwash kids with? Hmm…I wonder….maybe pro-Israel propaganda? Yes, that's it.

You see, the birds aren't us- the birds are the Jews/Israelis. I realized this when another user pointed out the Jewish traits of the bird doctor. And the pigs you have correctly identified as Muslims. But the film is not intended to arouse sympathy for the plight of Europeans, but for Israel. The film is depicting the evil Muslims attacking the Israelis. The eagle represents the United States of America, the protector of Israel.

Of course, we can interpret it the other way, and that is a great thing. We are subverting their propaganda and making it our own. But don't think for one second that this was the intention of the filmmakers.

the pedowood thread got a sticky…

already pointed out that the doctor is jewish. so one bird looks jewish, and that means this must be israel?

the eagle that actually does nothing to protect the other birds?

Wew, lad, you have a lot to learn…lurk moar.

The eagle does sweep in at the end, and is given most of the credit for the rescue. But the Jews were making fun of America a little in the middle. You don't think they respect their golem, do you?

You realize that the pic you referenced does identify the eagle as America, right? We all agree that the eagle is America and the pigs are Muslims. But I am disputing the identity of the birds. Yes, if the bird doctor is Jewish, that is a clue to their intended identity.

I did say it was ok to reinterpret it our way- you know that, right? Don't get butthurt that it's a Jew film.

what is this, MIDF?

how is it bad for kids to learn to stand up to foreign invaders?

The chief foreign invader, the one who brings in all the other foreign invaders, is THE JEW. Remove the Jew and all the other problems we have will be solved.

This is Holla Forums - 1488.

We don't fall for the Jewish misdirection propaganda here.

Oy vey…

I've got to make a phone call…

Children need to learn that we can't get rid of the foreign invaders until we regain control of our country from the Jews, because it is the Jews who keep letting them in and unleashing them upon us.

The birds return with their eggs, rebuild their town, invite Red back and later teach their new young the importance of being angry. Pigs are left dancing among their ruins.

Yeah and the dumbass stickied TWO Ebola threads. Reminds me of the faggotry in pic related

It's supposed to be a negress tho

This. Everyone else is not a Holla Forumsitician.

Watched the version released in EE. They don't cuck out in the end, it's actually HIV-free.

Yeah, I doubt that people are going to interpret it that way when the redpilled interpretation is so much more obvious and gratifying.

the what now?

Sometimes the Jews fuck up. American History X is one example. I'm just pointing out their intention.

Glorious fucking Finns

if they grow to look as good as their mother, then everything is right with the world.

They have already released it in Russian dubs in Eastern Europe. I'm living in Ukraine right now, and so I got a chance to see it already.

Didn't take long for the reviewer to act like her review was satire to deflect criticism and then immediately shut down her comments section.

yes good!

If I told Chris-chan that Sonic will always have blue arms will the autist cry?

Whats wrong with the jew's sculpture? It looks very fluid and complex.

Jesus Christ, it's like one never ending carousel of fucked up cancer that should have died out long ago, yet still continues to live and exist.

How the fuck has Chrischan not fucking killed himself yet? Truly he's an anomaly to be studied for ages.

literally trash tier movie

What is that thing?? My eyes will not recover…

accidental sage, my bad.

Of course there are. Marvel writers are literally all Jews, and he's called Black Fucking Panther.

might be for the best

Could someone cap this please?

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the jew is creating conflict
hitler is creating the ideal man

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