New conspiracy theory:Hitler was a russian commie and he hated krauts with passion

New conspiracy theory:Hitler was a russian commie and he hated krauts with passion

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Make it popular, we'll see how much idiots will believe in it.

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The Nazis could have won the war if it wasn't for their leaders shitty strategies. The British actually had a plan to assassinate Hitler but they botched the plan since whoever replaced him would undoubtedly better at fighting the allies

Alex please.

Wasn't opposing Communism one of Fascism's primary purposes?

I believe it. I honestly do.

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hold on let me put on my tinfoil hat first

See that guys? I totally didn't make it up.

We rob banks.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good

Didn't Rudolf Hess argue in court that Jews were using radio waves to brainwash Nazis into killing them for propaganda reasons?

Hitler as Austrian, not German. He fought for the Germans in World War 1, because he didn't want to fight with Jews and Slavs in the Austrian army. He suffered anti-Semitic bullying as a child, because of a rumour that one of his relatives had fucked her Jewish boss and covered it up. Genetic evidence on Hitler's remains disproves this, but a conspiracy theorist could easily question whether they are really Hitler's remains.

Hitler was a rabid anti-communist. If you want to build a conspiracy theory, you could argue that Hitler deliberately stoked rabid anti-communism in an attempt to provide an external enemy to justify Russian atrocities or to push moderate socialists towards communism. You could also put forward the Nazi-Soviet Pact and the scorched earth policy as evidence.

Hitler was never a communist, but for some reason he called his party the National Socialist German Workers' Party - including the words "Socialist" and "Workers" usually found in left parties. None of the leading Nazis were former socialists, but Mussolini and Franco were.

Operation Barbarossa is your big problem here. I suppose you could argue that Hitler attacked Russia with the intent of losing, in which case Stalin could overrun all of Europe under the pretext of clearing the Nazis and their allies out. Hirohito fucked up the plan by getting America involved, but even so, Russia ended up controlling half of Europe.

It's always been a mystery to me why Hitler allied with Hirohito. If they weren't allied, then America may never have got involved in Europe. I don't think Hirohito did anything for Hitler, or vice-versa, in the Far East. If they were working as allies, it would have made more sense to attack Russia from both sides together.

Makes sense. Where do I sign the petition?

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