Which one, Holla Forums?

Gee, I do wonder

Why couldn't you just say yandere you reddit nigger?

Tinkerbell because she actually has hips and I'm not a child fucker.

They're all children. Even Tinkerbell

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This.
She's just early developed.

She's a fairy.

Yeah, and?

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Because this isn't /a/, you fucking fag.

Assuming we're speaking for the purpose of sex, I defy the choices presented by OP and pick the mermaids instead.

This is a chan you stupid cunt.

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Fucking hang yourself African plague.

Will you flip your shit when I call you a hothead and call for someone to get you out of here?

Always and forever Tiger Lily, my original waifu

dick finds a way

*tips fedora*

Tinkerbell would make my dick look massive and facials are hot.

hehe

I just realized she never speaks

Tiger Lily

I like exotic women, please forgive me Holla Forums.

Ok, stay with you aryan bitch that will be sucking hard black cocks behind your back.

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All of them. At once.

The best just got better

I don't know what's killing Holla Forums more, the summerfags or retards like you that can't stay in your containment board.

Tiger Lily

NO KRAMER! DON'T GET ON THAT CAR! IT'S THE LOLI-EXPRESS! KRAMMMERRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I think the halfchanfags are worst of all

I choose Tink. Her holes are tightest.

Wendy. Although if Tiger Lily actually looked like the girl in >>601626's pic, I'd be very tempted.

Jane. I find british girl accents to be both cute and classy. That and the way she looks and posed in the pic does something to me, not sure what it is.

Odd, because I've been seeing more and more 'sperg-outs' on Holla Forums for anything close to Holla Forums-tier comments, and it always sounds like it comes from the same guy; the rest of us simply accept it as a difference in opinion.

You want to push a consensus or something?

How do you even fuck a fairy? Does she wrap her arms and legs around your dong like a tree while you use her like a tight fleshlight?

*father
The feather is cute though.

You probably exhaust her every time, w/e you do.
What I wondering now is how to please her. Do you have her grind herself on your dick. I guess it's better than using a q-tip on her.

She could ride your penis like a bucking bronco or just let you tease her nethers with your tongue. Would it be safe to perform oral on such a small creature?

She's magic. Surely she could make herself bigger

Nigga, she's never displayed the ability to change size. Hook doesn't count, that's alternate universe as far as I'm concerned.

Two words user: urethral fisting

Nothing wrong with a good old bodyjob.

I'm not your nigga, porch-monkey!

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Thank you ero-manga fairy
Good luck ero-manga fairy
Bring your sisters ero-manga fairy

It's an imageboard.

When you think about it the loli train would be a bit of a nightmare.

Play safe.

Tinker Bell is the only answer.

She doesn't die, she fucks like a palmtop tiger, and her thousands of ero-manga fairy sisters that were created by the Hiki faithfully abstaining from vagoo and faithfully sacrifapping to loli doujinshi until he attained wizardhood created appear. Then they fuck his cock senseless until his dick falls off and he dies from dickhyrdation.

It's by Taklaman(Takura) Mahiro. He has a bunch of great doujinshi including Taklamakan Zoo (Takuramakan Doubutsuen) which has a really cute story about the Hero and the Demon queen not fighting it out and instead getting married much to the consternation of the Hero's female cleric party member who tries to break their marriage up but ends up getting raped senseless by a monster and then the Hero's monster dong which was evidentially how he tamed the Demon Queen to begin with.

He has also contributed to Minami Star's excellent lolicon Etrian Odyssey doujinshi series Sekaiju no Anone with volume 8. Personally not my favorite volume in the series, but it is undeniably the funniest.

Finally his two part Red Oni Blue Oni story is a very touching take on the classic parable. It hammers home that the values of duty, loyalty, and friendship. Plus Red Oni is too cute.

She would die

Never underestimate the magic of the ero-manga fairy.

She's a small girl.

For you.

Protip: the cancer is Easily triggered fags such as yourself

I don't know what you expect, OP.

Wendy :^/

I don't know what you expect, user.

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Hey now, don't be so close minded to think everything comes down to sex. Maybe the only thing a person want from her is a platonic relationship, someone to sit together during those peaceful evenings and talk all night, and cuddle without further expectations.

DA-HAHAHAHAHAHA

Holla Forums needs a pedo purge.

She is a fairy, and fairies are notoriously elastic. Why else do you think they go after human men?

Just because she's never been shown doing it, doesn't mean she couldn't do it.

I'm not your porch-monkey, sambo!

I'm not your sambo, defendant.

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Where's your proof of that?

Alas, from happier days.

I'm not your defendant, nigga

it's always that one, they never have the update.

I'm not your nigga, antique farm equipment.

Guys, I'm not sure Tink is into guys.

Tink, I guess.

Well let's see, we have Tiger Lily who you'd have to fuck then marry, then eat a fuckign Buffalo liver and have her father watch as you fuck, and then hope to god the halfies don't hate you for making them, or that they don't come out with a bunch of defective genetic errors like dandruff, Pearly pauples on their penises, less than average dick size, 0-to no phermone prodcution, and of course, the cherry on top, Asperger's syndrome.

But I got vaccinated, so that one is debatable.

Wendy is technically a MILF now and was effectively already seeking motherhood and is kind of that girl who becomes that loving cottage mother sort into her elderly status, but effectively, had she stayed with peter longer and her brothers were not involved she might have stolen his powers due to the natural state of things going forward.

I forgot how the second film went except for the mcdonalds octopus toy that one day mysteriously dissapeared and Inever found which I still lament to this day.
Jane is is the kind of girl that becomes a suffragete if not peroperly sorted out quickly, and I'd lack the TEST and willpower to put her in her place without extreme measures.

Tinkerbell would be easy, just compliment her, make her dresses from nature and then have her catch you fapping and then work it out from there after she voyers a watch because she would be curious like that.

Reproduction may be an issue, but there might be benefits to having literal half-fey offspring, or even outright becoming one, (Hopefully not an elf)

The mermaids are alright, but they're hornier than Ariel's lust for interracial spaniard age of piracy dick and there's no guarantee of you fucking fishgina or they can slightly pull dow ntheir fish end to reveal their genitals kind of like a retractive membrane.

Tink if I uncover fairy lore and Join the fuck up with Captain hook, figure out neverland works inbetwween other dimensions, spread the neverland rumour and then enjoy playing Rouge trader with Captain hook's kickass ship as I give him a robot prophetic, and we go to Australia to increae our armada and give the Guy Alligator wrestling lessons so he can fuck that fucking lizard up, then we all get /fit/ and we become literal space pirates, and I get my own armada to work hook's business supplies from another end and I can help myself to wedny, Jane Tink or tigerlilly for my harem.

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Why was this not a thing?

The same reason why you're not taking ye olde Saturday morning cartoon villians and playing them in RPGs.

Because you're too old.

I'm pretty sure I want more Tiger Lily pornography.

Yeah I know that feel. But there isn't much, and most I've seen looked horrible.

tiger lily.

wow, Holla Forums is going all out lately. d&c around the clock

Should we make some?
Maybe pay some artist for good Tiger Lily porn? I wanna see her pussy.

Why? Pocahontas is way hotter. She's like, developed and shit

Are you high?
I admit she's hot, but there's no joy in her face. Tiger Lily is joy and happiness, Pocahontas looks miserable.
I wanna see them both sucking an oppressing white dick though. They'd share a cock.

Are Indians naturally hairy down there?

Aren't most people naturally hairy down there?

Not really. Not all human races are equally hairy down there.
Native Americans specially. I know some tribes from the Amazon have no facial hair and have completely smooth legs and crotches. I wonder if North American natives are the same.

Yes most have hardly any hair on there arms,legs and its usually really really fine if they do. As for hair down there, the ones I've seen do but its no where near as thick as other races and its contained to a small area around the crotch.

The ones with a lot of european ancestry have more hair so depending on who you see it may vary.

That sounds cute as fuck.

I wanna do illegal things to Tiger Lily's smooth pussy.

I wanna do illegal things to Tiger Lily's smooth pussy.

What happens on the res stays on the res. Which is actually really sad and should probably be addressed but I'm talking in fiction.

I hate to break it to ya, but tink has the smallest hips between the 4

that said I still pick her cuz tiny fetish

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Tbh I've never met a injun girl, so lily.

So you've met a pixie then?

You haven't?

bymp

He meant proportionately.