Brit/po(a)l/ #892 King Alfred / SA is a Bender Edition

Nigel Farage 'really thrilled' to be taking part in the Mirror's live EU debate
The debate will take place on Tuesday, May 17th at 3.30pm
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Farage is the best man to take on Cameron, claims LEO MCKINSTRY
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Natalie Bennett to step down as Green Party leader
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Scientist proof young people are fucking stupid
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Nigel reks Vote Leave like the beta fags they are
>Culture secretary John Whittingdale says ITV should face Ofcom over decision to make Nigel Farage the voice of the leave campaign
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AfD Demands Government Access Migrants Bank Accounts: ‘If they Can Afford Smartphones They Can Pay Their Own Way’
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t. user from last thread
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Brexit the Movie
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youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0 (the right one this time Helmbelt, are you proud of me?)

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hair colour
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eye colour
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we Brit/poal/ now???
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What does Ginnie mean to you?
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what browser do you use
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OLD POALS
Are you British? specify if not.
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Should the United Kingdom remain a member of the European Union or leave the European Union?
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What should be done with the British Monarchy?
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1st for CancerNigger Shiteypants staying fucked off.

ANything I should add, lads?

Seconded

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The Main Difference between Britain and America:

UK:
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USA:
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First for normie Norm

Europe migrant crisis: EU faces 'populist uprising'
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So

Warm the ovens?

SA, ypu butthurt abput the title?

I just wish the wogs would leave is a tops song tbh.

Prone to being cucked

Gas Jolie she's mentally ill
Gas Dearlove for being a cuck instead of doing his fucking job properly belatedly protecting his gayhole incase the people riot
Gas the Turks someone has to
Gas the Jews ALWAYS gas the Jews They HATE it, makes them cough

His sister's got a cock?!?

13th for lamb chops and Malik to join ISIS

SOON TO BE HAPPENING

All of his tunes are majorly /comfy/, God bless Moonlad

What the hell was she thinking?

You should make the grey background a bit brighter to contrast the red letters more because it's fucking messing up with my eyes.

Commonwealth of Nations Currency Union when?

NEW WAIFU

…Liberte Chan

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Allah SnAckbar

Evening lads. How are we all? :^)

[snackbaring internally]

Probably from all the Muslim "refugees".

REMINDER
SA is gay

SA, why don't you pick a new trip?

It'll take us a while to guess it's you, and we won't be bullying you as much until then.

So is SA a GCHQ plant or am I being paranoid.

EU referendum: George Osborne accuses Tory rivals of 'conspiracy theories'
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No. You're just a wanker

Think we need some new orders tbh.

How about ""Order of the White Wyrm""

Could we find the story mentioned here, it'd make good brexit propaganda lads.

The Argies were bloody fascists and they needed to be stopped

;_;

Good goy why would the GCHQ ever want to spy on it's own citizens? wait

found you SA

Fake ttpw please leave

Sex manual for immigrants sparks backlash in Germany
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Her last name just had to be fucking Chan didn't it?

I'm a plant lad, never seen SA.

Dubs says Osborne crashes the Tory party with no survivors

im real ;_;

Someone had to be disconnected from reality.

Nice to see taxes hard at work.

OH SHIT WHAT DID YOU DO

Sounds good

Might add gordon in.

kek

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Filtered tbh.

I wish TTPW would come back, he was a good lad and didn't have a bad word to say about anyone.

who did you filter?

I appreciate it lad

WHAT DID

YOU

DO?

HELP DO SOME FOOKING LEG WORK YOU CUNTS

And look where that got us.

Anyone accusing SA of being GCHQ is wrong tbh
He's real and isn't GCHQ
t.someone who has met him

How was the blowjob?

HEIL HITLER!!
OSBORNE GASSES ENTIRE TORY PARTY

do you have any rare pics of SA?

You ever ask him what he did for a living?

Fly Young Red? Is that you?

Kek.

THROW

British traps are best

That seals it even if we are permantly worse off we should stay out all the fucking same. Like the stubbornn island apes those continental shits are so convinced we are.

no you degenerate.
Liking androgynous guys is one thing, liking fleshcrafted hormonalfuckups is another.

>>>/gaschamber/

We are pretty fucking stubborn lad, everyone on this floating sea nugget is.

a poor man's Carol Vorderman

spdfraktion.de/system/files/documents/klassentreffen.pdf

Found it. Gimme some time to translate it, boys. Need to settle some work first.

Seconding this.

How much did he charge? Someone in the last thread said he was carging five dollars.

is it german? I could help

What are YOU doing to help further the anti-EU cause?

Ok, these are valid points, but you cannot deny the allure some of these traps

TERROR WARNING: UK vulnerable to devastating attack because of shortage of armed officers
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lads/…

I know lad I just get tired of the condescending bollocks that they are kind enough to grace us with.

Ja, die Kurzgeschichte ist natürlich auf Deutsch. Die Geschichten der anderen Teilnehmer findest du auf diese Webseite: spdfraktion.de/themen/zukunft-europas-sicht-junger-kreativer

Thanks, lad.

watch let's plays

nothing much, does shitposting count?


NEVER EVER

It is what it is, some are pretentious bastards, some understand the banter. Such is life in Albion.

Why do they advertise shit like this?

TWENTY BOB SAYS MANCHESTER GETS IT

I don't have to do shit nature and science already have my back on this one.

"MORE STORMTROOPERS!!''

I find the idea of sex with this creature disgusting and it's political views and personality would clash with mine so we likely couldn't be friends for very long, but for some reason I want to take it to the cinema and watch it eat salted popcorn and drink frijj chocolate milkshake and listen to it laugh.

NEVER EVER


The stupid cunts will find out what's what when we enter crisis in the coming decades. Luckily here in the countryside lots of people own arms.

Damn. That lad looks rad

I'll have to quietly sharpen my assault spoon and hope GCHQ doesn't catch on.

...

Oh fug Ich will auch eine Kurzgeschichte schreiben
Eher gesagt ich bin dabei genau das zu tun nur auf Englisch

You're doubly lucky that the nearest non-white to you is at least a good few miles away.
The cities will fall like they're nothing.

DO IT FAGGOT

>>>/out/


suck my cock pls

r8 my OC

Been dithering with this thought a fair bit, I just don't know where to go in the countryside.

Which one's the bird and which one's the lad?

If I just lost 200 lbs I could probably look handsome like that as well

Looks like Keith Vaz has gone for a stroll

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593224/Sinead-O-Connor-MISSING-police-warn-singer-suicidal.html

Idk tbh. I haven't personally met them and asked them what they identify as.

neat Alfred lad

meet-up for ale and banter at the Knight's Templar when?!

wew

IMPORTANT
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So everyone just sort of bought into that image being SA. It isn't though

tbh lad, I think we've ruined that place for SA forever these last two threads/

Shh! You don't want them coming to confiscate it, do you?


There are nonwhites in the towns and the like, but there aren't any enclaves as there are in London, Birmingham etc. – all the people with the guns, however (farmers), vote UKIP or Tory. :^)


The south west is nice.


Lad as you still coming down to Exeter in a couple of months?

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Fuck off lad.

Nice try SA.

Who says SA has to come? It's a nice pub, no niggers last time I went either

Why live?

are you gay?

Then do it, lose the fat you lazy sod.


Same, might go Cornwall since I know it well, but it seema that the villages andtowns are becoming more gentrified each year going past.


Nice try GCHQ

There you are you bastard.


Lad.

We may never know. 3spooky5me.

That's a fair shout, I'll give it a look over and try and arrange something for the future

That's if the GC spooks don't grab me for first for hilarious bantz

.German cuck gets some redpills from writer at Polish online magazine The New Confederation
youtube.com/watch?v=rr6ZWF371Po

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Might do….I'll have to play it by ear cuz of work and that.

So how many terror squads are going to rush us when we enter?

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36299929

Donald Trump challenges Sadiq Khan to IQ test

Lads I thought you made a second brit/pol/ on a different board to shitpost and blogpost on to keep this one clean and tidy for discussion? Y'know, since the referendum is a month away and all.

What happened to that idea lads?

Is Niger Garage the cuck or is Camero the cuck?

This can only go well.

Nah.


Good lad.


No worries. How're things up your way right now?

Lads, I've had an idea. Why don't we create a seperate general for the purposes of bullying SA, to keep it off Brit/pol/

Can call it /Bully/pol or something.


I kek'd

qt


cameron is a cuck

None. Stop with this boring meme

The Crosse Keys has a betyer selection of ales.


wew

Would love to see them go one on one. the Donald has 7 inches of height on the inbred manlet

kek

Although the score system changes. It's designed to average around 90 - 100.

Nice try GCHQ

Could backfire, tbh.

Donalds IQ is at least 156, given the grades we know he got.

Part of his success so far has been playing the media like a fiddle because they think he's a 'tard. We don't want that to change.

The fashion magazine?

who here thinks SA is a qt?

NEW THREAD

What a bigot. We'll always have our countrymen's back

Mods please purge shitposters again

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Dubs command it.

NEW THREAD

Brit/pol/ #893: SA bathroom blowjob edition

Ball stopped aching, lads. What could it have been?

SA?

talmudic chakras

...

homosexual injury

No.

tbh i'd make quality poasts but i don't know what to poast about

the guardian doesn't have anything interesting to say

Stop playing with them.

Sunni outside, but still shi'te as usual. Birmingham

you?

top kek lad, enjoy your shariah patrol

Shit the one poster more fucked than me.

You cheeky cunt – but you're in Birmingham? You poor bastard.

Things down in the south are very nice, presently. Spingtime is about in full-swing. It's nice working outside.

Evening lads,

Been away for a few days.

What happened with WEWS? Did he fill everybody in on his GILF gf/ suspected Black Widow.

Has Adam addressed the accusations of his secret hobby?

...

We've moved on to accusing SA of being a gay GCHQ plant.

The 6000000 get happened, we got a really gay chap called poalnigger shittypants spamming poals.

Oh, and we ma have bullied SA too hard.

Wews is fine and keeping his private life exactly that.

I'm likewise. :^)


Disgusting.

Our nidge's work lads. I love that /brit/pol actually gets stuff done.

His fault for taking the internet seriously.

ta

i'm 'in the loop' so to speak living in this dog shit city. No amount of heatwaves could brighten up the place.
Did see two muzzie girls playing football in the street earlier in their full costumes and a young student type shouting at a bush on the canalside.
Average day.

this is why I'll never becoe a tripfag, all of our tripfags faiths turned out to be cruel.

tbf though lad, I don't think we've ever bullied anyone this hard.

Not sure ttpw ever had a thread dedicated to him/her/it.

Fair really. I've tripped a few times, but never for very long.

lad we drove ttpw to suicide

:^ )

Who ever said Brit/pol/ doesn't get honest work done.

What do you do for a living mate?

Tough break lad

Liverpool here, no bully

Prophet Mo
The light of nuclear dirty bomb
Teacher of bum rape
A blessing for the shitskins

GCHQ stormtroopers arrive in five minutes now lad, cheers

Well I couldn’t possibly comment on that but SA’s line of work could lead some to speculate I suppose.


Did we get the get or was it stolen from us?

WEW

Was that just a subtle confirmation?

Well I guess if I can accept Mulder wearing a dress in Twin Peaks then Brit/pol/ can accept this.

NEVER EVER

New TTPW

Was it ever proven?

Also, it's not like this place can't be avoided. We can't follow anyone, and we're probably one of the most obscure surface web site.

Also, I suppose it's a duration/intensity thing.

kek lad but I'm serious. it's a human life even though I understand it was meant to happen anyway and he deserved no better. I still feel a little sick.

Just let me go back in time 25 years, lads. It's all I ask

Why are they setting Aelfred on fire?

The immigration van turns up almost quarterly to one of the restaurants in my area.

Me mam just received her new knitting magazine in the post today. Had to take a picture while I was with her because it left me in stitches.

for what?

No get. It was something about ebola chan in one of the designated get threads.

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In all seriousness trannies should be set on fire, much like Alfred there


This.

So I can relieve my life and make better choices.

That'll fade.

EU referendum: Osborne accuses Leave camp of 'conspiracies'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36301975

What the fuck did you guys do?

engineering…..I make bowl feeders for the automation industry.


almost got beaten up the last time I went to Liverpool.

so when will you cut your dick off lad?

I'd give it more 50/50 Brit/pol/ bullies him to death.

do you have a chin?

last time i went to liverpool everyone was chinless

So any comment on the Brit/pol/ conspiracies?

Is there a mouth-breathing epidemic up north? I barely ever see faces like that down here.

tfw no waifu to have white children with

The same old tactics.

ahahahah Jesus Christ. I am a fat NEET and even I have more of a chin.
I take it back. Sorry, lads. Not everyone needs a chin.

You bullied him cuz hes a tranny? What I'm getting from this. Fair enough

Cute. Were the others really that much better?

there is a screenshot of how he tried to account to serious discussion(c) and getting nothing in return but "NEVER EVER DON'T LOOP YOUR COCK OFF LAD" and that's the last we saw him with his trip

They are cleaning him, lad.

archive.is/1eNQj

Should have been a post about Enoch or Mosley tbh.


I don’t want anyone bullied to death but going out of your way to repeatedly reveal your identity on Holla Forums is pretty daft, it never ends well yet people still do it.

What a cunt.


At least you have a job lad. I've been unemployed for several weeks now, though I've been busy working on my grandparent's house.


>tfw strong jaw
:^)


Are you new here?

i cant say ive ever seen it anywhere else than liverpool, been to manchester quite a few times and never seen the frequency that liverpool has

It's got to be heavy metal poisoning or something right?

L.O.L.

nope. they were all terrible.
this is the "song" that won.

Obviously I'm new here. Not new to chans, Holla Forums, or brit/pol/ though. Just new to this iteration of it

Ok, I've just started; this short story is about 12 pages long. Not going to be so fast if I want to make it sound more elegant. Just take a screenshot of this and someone call for it in #893 or #894.

cringey. Sounds like a nigger.

Adam?

What do you want?

kek

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lel


OY VEY

I started too tbh but I got like the first paragraph. But I'll give it to you.

Take all of your time.

nothing lad just askin

you used a shit-tier brush in GIMP m8

how the FUCK do i look normal

Cheers, mate. If you're translating too, it'll be great to compare them. Every translation has blind spots, so two heads are definitely better than one.

Why is she so perfect lads?

It's time for you to stop wearing skirts lad.

Been there, and it's shit mate. I had to find a minimum wage job to fund my college course in welding. Then I just moved on from there.

Industry is where it's at now. Too many computer literate graduates clogging the job market.

Trump: “I Won’t Have a Very Good Relationship with David Cameron”
youtu.be/laO61V1HGrc

He calls Sadact Khan an idiot too.

I made it in my break of using PS

Channel the rage it gives you

zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-15/uk-establishment-stunned-over-300-ceos-back-brexit-business-not-government-creates-w

top pleb

Is it true that the original Japanese were British?

It wasn't out of choice, had a computer issue for a while

no, that is bulshit

Gonna contribute something instead of shitting it up.

telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/05/16/some-british-muslims-refuse-to-let-their-children-be-part-of-bri/

TELE JOURNO STATES THE BLINDINGLY OBVIOUS

Sorry about that lad.

It's getting worse, natives are getting more rowdy and there's more turdskins coming in it seems. I need to start strategizing soon so I can get out.

Not to mention everyone here and their MUH LABOUR attitudes

There are a lot of people without chins here, I've got a chin, one of the lucky few.

It's also apparently happening according to about 60 gorrillion threads on the catalogue

For some it does, for some it doesn't.

is right lad

7/7 needs to happen again.

Fuck off GCHQ, throw me away, I don't care at this point

better than the blacks were first on the island meme

You'll be in a container being beaten with phonebooks by the end of the week mate.

Then how do you explain their blatant rip off of the mask helm, lad?


pic related tbh lad

Was there another exodus from halfchan or something?


:^)


You can't, lad.


It's just kilts, lad; I'm getting in touch with my Scottish side.


I have skills in mechanics, carpentry, plumbing and decorating, but there are no jobs down here beyond working in highstreet shops – and I fucking detest town and large bodies of people. I'm waiting on this garage to take me on but the cunts are tight with money and won't employ anyone else even though the lads in the garage want me there.

TELL US WHAT THE FARAGE MEMES MEAN

grow a big bushy beard

scouse birds are hot though

FUCK

BREMAIN BREMAIN BREMAIN

(^:

telegraph.co.uk/opinion/2016/05/16/is-it-time-for-brighton-to-leave-the-united-kingdom/

"Brighton and Hove council refused to use a rubbish lorry because it was emblazoned with the Union flag. Some residents believed displaying the British flag was “political” and inappropriate before the EU referendum; it might encourage Brexit, apparently. "

Na just haven't been active is all

Hope you know your way back home from Jordan lad. Long trip and not alot of water.

Don't be evil! Church of England invests millions in Google despite promising to confront companies accused of tax avoidance
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3592368/Church-England-invests-millions-Google-despite-tax-criticism.html

That better be fake

Do you think the gays collect there because it was always this pozzed or was there a gay migration that made it this pozzed?

No worries.

It was actually from an old white bloke in the pub who got a bit uppity.
I was waiting for my mrs to turn up and got bored so I decided to read the paper with my pint. A chap asked me where I got that paper from and I told him I found it on the train on the way here.
He said "ahh, a brummie. Let me give you a bit of advice mate. We don't like the Sun Newspaper round here, and don't like anyone giving those shitheads money to buy their rag"
I asked him why and he told me it was cuz of the Hillsborough incident, and nearly every scouser stopped buying it.

Which made sense. I chucked it in the bin afterwards.

Meanwhile, in brit/politics/…

The magazine is in code. I deciphered it for you. Go and tell daddy to enter the winning code found on the bottom of it

What's Brit/pol/ listening to right now?

All real, friend

Holy shit and I thought this place was bad.

disgusting

I'm glad they're not here

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Uncanny Fanny.

...

Leave them be, lad. It’s nice that they have each other. Autists find it hard to make friends in RL.

coinlockerkid.bandcamp.com/album/the-ghost-sonata

also listening to based vocaroolad on repeat

Lads I want to kill my mummy now. Is this a common feeling or have I been brainwashed?

It's just a prank, bro!
Jail sentence for YouTube pranksters
bbc.co.uk/news/technology-36305727

Imagining life in Ausland

youtube.com/watch?v=p09-papi0M0&list=LLVtmC9nB7J3y_0VL8WCybkQ&index=3

...

Lad…

Meme magic will protect me.

NEVER FORGET THE 96 GORRILLION

For the people who apparently have the best senses of humour in England, most people here can't have anything said bad about them without going full REEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Meanwhile nobody's said sorry to Juventus.

Is it wrong to slightly hate your own people sometimes?

Trips confirm it

But some are okay tbf

Lad what is it with you and this crumbling relationship between you and your parents?

Hozier cos I'm a pozzed fucking normie.

GOOD

get a girlfriend and leave your house. It's obvious the presence of your mummy 24/7 gets on your nerves and you need a break from her. This is natural, you're a grown man.

b8

How did this whole social justice stuff manage to take over universities in the entire western world?

Give her the forgiveness, but no cutting of birthday cake

that's what universities are meant for

test

Women became the majority in universities and they prefer to study the subjects that push that horseshit.

...

All the hippy 60's cunts grew up and took positions in education / government

Wew hello newfaggot.

cant beat a bit of scouse

Jews, cultural marxism

...

Well being around them all the time kind of reminds me of them tbh.


I got nothing to offer a girlfriend, lad. And I don't want to move out since it's a waste of money tbh.

(checked)
I don't know, man. I can forgive her on the surface, but never truly.


Just find it weird how visible it has become lately. And it's all over the world.

He's not coming down to Exeter because he's not Ludvig. I'll be in touch soon, Adam.

It will happen sooner or later, but if you're over with it it will be a relief psychologically.

I am sure it will, but I have no job so how am I supposed to move out? Seriously only reason I eat sweets is because mummy won't stop buying them.

Wasn't she was born in Yorkshire somewhere?

Go for a walk lad, get a hobby or go to one of them meet ups for nature people. Expand your horizons.

Lol fakken hell

youtube.com/watch?v=2-k5h8arZYM

poal.me/64ovlg

GINNIE IS A COALBURNING TRANNY COW

Can't believe he's made videos for 8 years and he keeps going without anyone seeing, liking or commenting on them.

Just under 300 posts and finally Ginnie comes up.

Took you lot long enough.

I don't care what she is. I love her.

w h y ?

Do you also want to lick the nigger semen off her vaginal chicken skin lad?

I just got really sad
i mean I have a mummy in my house too but that's cause I'm 16

It is a form of therapy for him.

It is a publicly broadcasted coping mechanism.

These people need to be put to work in the community as we have abandoned them. As odious as he is a large part of this caused by him being able to survive as a NEET.

I have already given my two cents on what I would do with him. I would give him a job a porter at a railway station. Nice smart uniform, sense of purpose and plenty of people to whittle on at.

Ex-NEET reporting for duty. What are your highest qualifications? Seriously, as much as it will suck in the first few weeks/months of getting a job, it doesn't really matter how much you fuck up, because you'll get experience and learn. At the next place, you'll do better, and if you fuck up unbelievably again, who gives a fuck? Move on to somewhere else. Literally anything is better than nothing (protip: not literally. Don't start sucking dick at the local bus stop).

Because she's easy on the eyes.

And virgins are willing to look past all the other red flags for her genetics.

Which is a bit sad, but to a starving man a can of dog meat is a gourmet meal

God, how old is he now?

Hi bois :^)

why would you upload that, what if you were to get a fucking job and your boss sees this oh god I'm crying

it is the Caliphate of Birmingham you kuffar

I don't really know.


No.


there's only 9 years between us, lad.

Holocaust survivor was not a tax cheat, judge rules
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/05/16/holocaust-survivor-was-not-a-tax-cheat-judge-rules/
A holocaust survivor, who overcame the horror of his entire family's murder by the Nazis to make millions in Britain, has been posthumously cleared of tax evasion by a judge.

'''Following a highly successful career in the fashion and property industries, Mr Hamilton died an “extremely wealthy man”, owning almost 40 per cent of a £12 million portfolio, Mr Justice Henderson told the High Court.

But haunted by guilt over his family’s deaths, he lived with the fervent belief that the events of the holocaust could happen again at any time.'''

But now a judge has ruled that far from trying to hide his money from the authorities, Mr Hamilton’s real motive for setting up the offshore account was to provide his family with an “escape fund” should the worst thing happen again.

...

He probably thinks that these videos will be regarded as high art at some point in the future after his tragic death, like fucking van Gogh or something.

you'd never guessed otherwise, are you uncomfortable yet?

I agree, lad. We need work camps. I'd work in one.


No qualifications.


He only applied to one or two, got denied and gave up.


What?

...

...

what a bunch of hotties

you KNOW what needs to be done

How can he be in a thread as /comfy/ as this?

This is actually a slightly okay tune.

Lads I'm sorry I'm off to marry a paki, CULTURAL ENRICHMENT IS NOT A PHASE


Say what you will lad least we're saving the white race.

WE COLD WAR NOW

The west pokes at the Bear:
NATO's Aegis Ashore Site in Romania Declared Operational

news.usni.org/2016/05/12/aegis-ashore-site-in-romania-declared-operational

The Bear is responding:
'Satan 2': Russia preparing to test new powerful nuke missile that can obliterate entire country the size of France

christiantoday.com/article/satan.2.russia.preparing.to.test.new.powerful.nuke.missile.that.can.obliterate.entire.country.the.size.of.france/85865.htm


Marshmellows when?

...

YOU'LL NEVER GET RID OF US GORDON. WE'LL BE WITH YOU FOREVER.

Yes please blow up Frace good idea

It is a very good nasheed tbh


cow

Where are they even going to test something like that?

that spiky haired chinless faggot probably gets more pussy than all of brit pol put together

Bradford

I’ve always had a thing for trashy women.

Tacky but with a heart of gold.

I mean, I am alone obviously but I have a thing for them.

the crescent moon shaped place NE of Finland

Why doesn't he just make cute cat videos or something? Why doesn't he not have a pile of used tissues in view when making videos?

if she was your mum you would do wouldn't you

I wish she was thicker tbh

She is a bit tough and far far to cold for my liking but I do find her physically attractive.

Is that why she had to date a cagefighter, to keep Harvey from fucking?

but at what cost

fat bitch

Nah he's one of those "traveller" types engaged in whats known as grabbing. Say what you like about gypsies but I don't trust anybody who refuses to use indoor toilets on princile

*principle

Anyone got a fresh rare Ginnie? Haven't gotten a new one for months.

Kek

UNHEALtHY OBSESSION

One for the folder, ta very much!

...

...

FUCKIN AUtIStS

Yeah that's the last one I saved.

I deleted most of mine because even for the purposes of memery having a folder full of a random woman is odd.

TBH

she look so natural and untroubled compared to nowadays

MY TRIP LADS

this, people are obsessed with an ugly cow

Virginia isn't random, lad.

stick them on google drive so it's difficult for others to find

Oh Frankie!

...

Some sort of cave-dwelling troll?

very sad lonely waifuism

I just want to carry her over the threshold, lads. Getting tears in my eyes.

I know, she IS an important part of Brit/pol/ culture but it just weirded me out for some reason.

I am not ashamed to have them TBH, it wasn't that.


Spot on tbh, I lusted after Danniella Westbrook when I was a young lad. Big style.

Not hard to get some at the Grand National though, just show up and drop your standards completely.

Majority will be no chins, you have to make a little sacrifice

THE FUTURE OF THE WHITE RACE

Heart of gold? Lad what are you on about?

They're good for normie desires when you're sick of rubbing one out.

NEW THREAD

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IMPORTANT POL

poal.me/fcj4ts
poal.me/fcj4ts
poal.me/fcj4ts
poal.me/fcj4ts

Cancerous cunt, >>>/out/

dont u fukkin dare

youtube.com/watch?v=M1bb2JakOmo

AHHHH I ALWAYS FALL FOR IT

NEW THREAD

SA IS GAY
he is very qt tbh, would fuck

TONY BLAIR MAY FACE IMPEACHMENT OVER IRAQ WAR
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/tony-blair-iraq-war-chilcot-inquiry-report-alex-salmond-move-to-impeach-a7031766.html

Anyone doing some kalsarikännit? (drinking by yourself at your house in your underwear)

NEW THREAD

Shame he repealed the execution for treason law. He needs executed, for treason.

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Oh is Tony sTill PM? how can he be impeached?

STOP BULLYING MY HUSBANDO REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Can't see your cancerous shit tbh, feels good.

saysomethingin.com/welsh/course1/intro

why?

Can't see it you useless hyper-shitposting faggot.

...

...

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ATTENTION

To the NEET’s in this thread, once we become a caliphate (and before we defeat said Islamic regime and retake Britain) you can all have jobs in my bootlegging network.

I will need barrels of my bath tub gin transported all over the country so there will be plenty of work for you all.

DIO era was arguably the best

durr, how long did it take you to find that out?

Feels pretty okay lad.

YAAAARS!

I'm confused do you lads not fuck women like a normie?

I obey the law, lad.

gay NEET reporting in

plebbo

I know that feel

doesnt mean size is important, though

oh well

at least my gf is 4'11

Lads, is saying Dresden was a hoax pro or anti British?

Jamal's quite happy she's 4'11 as well

Couldn't resist lad I'm sorry

I am a virgin, lad, and I don't care for sex that much.


It is though.

I think my ruler is telling fibs.

have done but it's not all it's cracked up to be tbh

it really doesnt unless you have a micro penis, theres only a fixed amout you can fit in a woman you know.

t. owner of a micropenis

Well you're only 16

If it's just the physical absolutely it is shit.

I won't go for it if there's not chemistry.

WHAT ABOUT SUB 4 INCHES DON'T YOU GET, LAD?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

no lad I'm the one who's 16 we're not all 16 here although it seems like it a lot sometimes

JUST FUCK MY 4 INCH PENIS UP

nah mate I just don't worry about this bullshit.

this whole dicksize thing is really recent and only a way for women to have power over men and make them feel inadequate

I'm 25, lad. That other bully is 16

It’s wont be safe work but the smiles you will get from your thirsty Anglo customers will make it all worth while.


To bad, all proceeds will be going towards taking back our lands. Post-liberated Britain wont be as tolerant to NEET’s, lad. So take heed.


Some of us still have spirit and determination and grit. Just because you are broken doesn’t mean we all are. We will fix you however, like it or not.

How big is your penis?
poal.me/tsil0x

That's true, you haven't popped your cherry yet though I'm guessing?

SA, help him out lad

Don't know what to say tbh lad.

I'm in if you get us Tommy guns.

ww-what do you mean user?

how?

fix me from this hikki nightmare…

The sweet release of death.

bb-but you can cure me user? right.

OH SHIT LADS

stop talking about dicks again. we had this.
should have included 0 inches option


I'm not bullying anyone lad


no, kissles virgin

Do you guys think she will get the new pokemon game?

You tried to make me uncomfortable earlier in the thread.

evening lads

what's going on in this thread tonight

I wish Nintendo would give up already.

please…

sorry lad, I dídn't mean it
you did it to yourself tho

...

Tbh I've no issue with homos who keep it private and don't spread faggotry everywhere.

Turring was a bumder and contributed a lot and was genuinely a good chap.

Just don't wear ass less leather chaps and raise your lads to be homos and I think you'll be alright.

She's too busy finding a bull from Pakistan lad

GET OVER IT, MOVE ON. THE AGE OF GINNIE IS OVER

I didn't feel uncomfortable though. What were you trying to do?

0 inches count as micropenis m80
what is wrong with talking about cocks? you jealous?


poal shitposting and penis size discussion

woops

Its an anonymous poll why are you lying

Probably being left on the shelf is making her go crazy but even so she looks relatively normal there.

micropenis =/= no penis
yes I'm jealous

...

oh dear

Imagine if SA is actually just a really masculine looking lady.

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Virginia wouldn't laugh at us. She'd find us endearing and would want to marry us.

which one is really SA lads?

That would be a pretty decent propaganda prop.

You have abandoned your people and justify your cowardliness with defeatism if that isn’t be broken I don’t know what is.

You will be given a job in your community and you will do it and you will grow as a person because of it.


I believe NEET’s are our greatest resource. Overlooked by everybody but given a firm approach are will be easy to mold into proper people that will be thankful and dedicated to the ideology which saved them from their self imposed liberal facilitated hell.

You will be saved and you will work.

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this is hillarious

We could organise a group expeditio to the gents toilets of the Knights Templar with a net to try and capture SA in real life.

Him on the right

poal.me/p5wwwh
poal.me/p5wwwh
poal.me/p5wwwh

/cuteboys/ please go

You can put the gun down lad, it's not your fault she douses her Frosties with Somalian semen every morning.

The day of rope for SA fast approaches

Sprongpants is next, he lifts so he won't be able to help himself.

qt, He looks like he could give a good blowjob


/CuteBritBoys/

Who /cutebrits/ here?

...

Where's Moonlad and why isn't he making a song about the lament of SA?

Did he actually do it?

I am /cutebrits/
post pic or link to >>>/cuteboys/ photo ?

I don't understand why Diane Abbott didn't just say "yeah, no one can defend Mao's actions. It's the UK's close history with Nazism that makes it more offensive"

pleb

cause she's fucking retarded to ever think this far

I never got the context of this. Why does he hate his mummy?

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can i fit in with the normies and hooligans now?

only if you find yourself a coloured friend

we should normie this thread up.

pls post a photo

she's jewish

What cup? Is this something to do with cricket?

Nah lad.

Mao did nothing wrong tbh.

There's got to be more to it than that.

youtube.com/watch?v=MpjYGjSeLoE

PANIC

fookin ell did i salvage it

h w h y ?
how about a vocaroo?

Just when I start to have sympathy for Gordon I listen to his video for 30s, down vote it, and feel some justice in his predicament

But how can the league be real if football is a social construct?

Saying what?

we wuz kangz

what if they ask me to name a player?

Is here a Pole? Can you please raise your voice? I'm sorry tbh

I though society was important why are they so dismissive of it

This is why I am voting remain. Won't anyone think of the Poles?

SOUNDS LIKE A JOB FOR G.K. CHESTERTON

Are you the Pole?

No lad, they're too busy thinking of the Planks these days.

Don't even joke lad…

No.

Witchcraft child abuse cases investigated by Met rise by over 50%
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36300200

NA pls.

>youtube.com/watch?v=UTMxfAkxfQ0

You did good lad.

remove pole

The easiest way to get in with normies is to be not normie.

It sounds weird but it works.

Just don't sperg out about the race war, even as someone redpilled you act a certain way in public and when you hear something you see on this board every six replies, you still kind of take a second to register it


I really don't fucking know lad .

It's like they want civil war more than we do.

I will think of them. Long and hard.

STILL VOTING LEAVE

I'll crank one out vigorously as they all weep in Polish chorus on the boats out.


/uncomfy/ with how much magic seems to leaking over from normie memes.

THANKS LAD I DID IT FOR YOU
I'M THE ORIGINAL OP WHO FUCKED IT UP TOO
FOR YOU LAD

Poles are white tbh

Look, I masturbate to Cathey on Fash Britannia as much as you do, but eastern euros belong in eastern europ

I agree, lad. I did it for the memes.

Saw a report on this on TV, niggers are retarded

lmao

Just noticed theres a part two

IGNORE tHIS ItS JUSt A PARt OF tHE OtHER VIDEO MY BAD

But God they do have some nice girls

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2433654/Polish-women-UK-promiscuous-new-study-shows.html

Think about what you're saying here lad

REMOVE THE MEN AND UGGO WOMEN, QTs CAN STAY

We shitpost too much, we're almost full again.

Damnit lads.

lel


poles are qt

my girlfriend was a virgin when she came from overseas - but she's turned into a love monkey and the best sex I've ever had - so thanks for saving yourself for me !

...

they end up in a terrace with a paki landlord

Our women are better tbh

vocaroo.com/i/s03XnND8bpG6

poor english women are so rough christ

thats got to be newcastle

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593381/Sex-roulette-parties-one-person-secretly-HIV-allowed-use-condoms-rise-warn-doctors.html

Correct.

this shit is why people hate them

Owen Jones must have it by now

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593261/Now-Leicester-having-party.html


Hmmmmmm

I do wonder how many "sexual assaults" from "asians" will take place and how they will be subsequently covered up by ever corner of the policing and media establishment

top kek lad

AYO IM TELLIN U DAT JULIUS CEAZER WUZ BLACK NOW, YALL KNOW DAT IT WUZ BLACK HANNIBLE WHO BE GOIN THRU DA ALPS N SHEEEIIT

ALBERTO BARBOSSA WUZ KANG OF MOORTUGAL DAS RITE

their slags are legendary

pressparty.com/pg/newsdesk/eltonjohn/view/36539/

Bloody Daily Mail stigmatizing AIDS.

...

Most of them are.

My lard arse neighbour, not so much.

Smashed it lad, glad you found some happiness in this grim life.

Nah lad that's just me with false tan on


I'm tempted but I'm only young.

Degeneracy is getting the better of me

Would

Yeah, it’s so habitual for them to subvert the truth even when they post a critical article of a protected group they use misleading images.

would 2

It's like someone cling filmed a sack of jelly.

fucking homos need eradicating

You can't have it both ways, you degenerate cunts.

IT IS CUTE AND FUN FOR THE CHILDREN LAD

your standard are shit low

The nail bomber was right

Is that Owen Jones?

Swansea is just as good, or bad if you fancy a go

We live in such a sick age.

We will purge this degeneracy.

It is evil.

JUST POZ MY NEGHOLE UP

Can't wait to get comfy in 50 years and watch "World at war" style documentaries of the degeneracy of society and how it was stopped .

You have acquitted yourself honourably and like a gentleman.


Exploitable? Could we start subtly convincing nigs that their neighbours/family are possessed, let them start removing each other. "hey, little Jamal was acting funny the other day, walking around talking to himself in made up words and waving his arms about. Kids, ey? Heheh, seeya!"

Same for mussies, couldn't be too hard to convince a few that their house or mosque is possessed by Jinn. Start moving things around when nobody is there, leave little stones that you've found outside here and there, things like that.

Just a thought.

Lads what ever happened to homos like Turring?

And how come homos like Donovan and Palahniuk get drowned out by the biggest fucking fairies known in human existence?

WHY DO DECENT HUMAN BEINGS WHO SUCK A LITTLE WILLY EVERY NOW AND THEN GET DROWNED OUT?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't know how I feel about the Welsh, I'd be treading new waters there.

Machiavelli, is that you?

breddy gud idea tho

...

Hey lads, can I be a new Trip?

I know that feel


je

Yeah it's pretty good, worth a watch.

Are you trying to make friends, lad?

I am. But maybe not with you guyes

:(

It could honestly work in some places. I've met a handful of quintessentially British Muslims who were born here that admitted to believing in black magic and malevolent spirits having influence and shit. It'd be pretty cruel though tbh.

anime is for faggots tbh

Being a trip on Brit/pol/ rarely ends well, lad.

But you can. I wouldn’t advise it though, tbh tbf.

Welsh aren't fine m80

:)

there are no welsh in swansea, its all uni students who failed to leave after finishing their courses

TORIES STUNNED AS 300 CEOs BACK BREXIT
zerohedge.com/news/2016-05-15/uk-establishment-stunned-over-300-ceos-back-brexit-business-not-government-creates-w

rekt

only because my wife is black and some of you wouldn't like that

exactly why I never watched it

w0t race traitor?
>>>/out/

Bit of Jewgling and it turns out you're actually right, Jesus

Newcastle it is then.

Ahh thank you lad. See, things I didn't know that I do now.


I've always said the minute we leave the EU, the only thing that will stop Merkel from being gangraped by the cultural enrichers or natives who'll make her a street decoration is the horde of capitalists who will barge in who want to open up more trade with us and want their own EU exit referendum.

Oh lad.

yeah screw you guys

Meanwhile Slippery Dave's got a bunch of bankers to back remain.

Your child is/will be a tool of zog and a member of the NWO slave class.

Yea you're on the wrong site

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36300005

PROBABLY


filter me then faggot

Please don't start with this lad.

I know it's informative but I'll want to start a genocide on maple leafs again.

FUCKING CANADIANS! REEEEEEEEEEEE!

:O

u sayin w0t u bloody cunty fooker?

I've noticed a clear disparity in ugliness percentages between southern and northern women,

Two bailed after man shot while driving car in Leyton
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36302823

b-b-but we BANNED guns, they m-m-must b-be bigoted n-nazis or something!

8===D SA! (I====8

bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-36277031

Is europe or asia not "round the world"

When the bbc shows the "world" niggers and pakis seem to be its only inhabitants

without clicking the link im guessing the suspects are of a dusky complexion

This can only go so well.

REPLIES OFF

...

Why can't these idiots keep it in their pants?

They can't afford any

I've sent plenty of old boxers over to Africa during my 22 years, what do they do with them?

Eat them

...

Doesn't specify the attackers ethnicity, just says "two men".
Looked around and found an Evening Standard article on it archive.is/nmQzt which also doesn't specify, although pic related was the related articles, so it's more than likely dindu's did du this attack n'all.

Eat them.

I don’t have a problem with your marriage lad, I know I am the outsider by being willing to put the survival of the European race above love should the situation arise. You have made your choice and I am sure your wife is a good woman for you.

When it comes to your children I have to be frank however. I believe parents should devote themselves to giving their offspring the best opportunities in life and by stealing their right to a racial identity you haven’t or wont do that.

We are clearly heading for very dark times, the world isn’t getting closer to the 1970’s Coca Cola advert ideal of a world where all races all hold hands and sing but rather a world of Race Wars and how will your children fair in this world?

In a perfect world this wouldn’t be the case. I don’t hold my opinions out of hatred and can honestly say I wish we did live in a world where Races were all compatible with each other and lives side by side but…. We don’t and I think you are being a bit selfish.

What's the response to people who point out the EU's Working Time Directive and other workers rights as reasons for staying?

Oy BBC

SA, I'm going through sme stressful stuff right now, which is probably why I've joined in with the bullying, which has been a bit harsh tbf.

For what it's worth, sorry lad. Thanks for being a big guy.

IIRC, it's per week, so it doesn't allow for much flexibility, i.e. working more than 9-5 every day one week and less the next.

fucking 100/10 picture lad

that we are under no obligation to cease these things if we choose to leave the EU and we could potentially expand them as we please

sounds about right, all the recent shootings, and stabbings up here have been black on black, in fact i cant remember the last time it was white on anything stabbing or shooting related

Greece, TTIP and Corbyn can give us better ones than the EU would ever let us have in 2020.

how-old.net

How can we raise the birth rate among white Britons? Not only would it be good for the nation directly, but it would remove the economic pressures motivating mass immigration. What can we do?

Greece, TTIP, the fact that EU law would remain UK law for two years and then after that point there would be a lengthy repeal process and by 2020 Corbyn can get elected and give us much better rights than the EU would allow.

goin to church evree week bout to get hiz life back on trak.

SH-EEEEEIT
nytimes.com/2016/05/17/health/thomas-manning-first-penis-transplant-in-us.html

FIX YOUR FREEZING FUCKING SITE

Become degenerates and start planting seeds

...

ok lad

ayo yall knwow he a good boy tryin to be gud, he dindu nuffin to trayvone


lel


niggershit

It's too perfect

ive always felt like the best course of action is to pull out of the cities and let the nigs and pakis have at it, then mop up whats left afterwards

heres yours

Angelina Jolie Pitt: ‘Don’t Brexit, and Keep your Borders Open to Migrants’
breitbart.com/london/2016/05/16/angelina-jolie-borders-open-migrants/

Addicted to ginger beer tbh lads

Which brand tbh?

From Surrey gardener to one of the UK's first plus-size male models
bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36302754/from-surrey-gardener-to-one-of-the-uks-first-plus-size-male-models

"Keep your borders open so I can adopt more half breeds"

WHY

Hope this just makes us angrier tbh. Sick of these cunts trying to interfere, especially when they are this ignorant and refuse to look into just why people would want to leave.

Old jamaica

Looks a bit like Sargon.

FFS he isn’t “plus sized” he is just a burley lad.

Why does everything have to be so…. Ahh forget it I know why.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3586312/Pressure-grows-YouTube-ban-gang-videos-four-men-face-life-jail.html

Fucking Youtube, making future engineers and doctors kill each other, smh.

Yeah it’s the best one, most others are a tad weak imho.

D I N D U N U F F I N

If the Japs could manage isolationism back when the Samurai class ruled and all they had to defend themselves with were swords and arrows, I think we'll do just fine

He's a big guy.

THEY FOUND HER

bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-36304329


I want off lad.

Taigs showing up alive. Not a good thing tbh

(checked)
She looks like this guy Mick who is a regular at my favourite pub

sometimes these videos calling each other out are hilarious

This, tbf.

I won't be happy till we get Gordon a modelling gig.

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Haha, its true! That man is basically just a warrior-tier size.

Fat women can slim down with work but a normal size lad can’t become a fucking hulk.

Men BTFO…. Again.

Phew

That was a close shave

Agreed.

She always looks like a council estate dealer these days.


I just want equality lad :^)

Cheeky bastard

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These never get old. Fucking pikeys man, at least they're slightly more honourable in their fights than niggers.

It's America and her fucking garbage anticulture that is to blame for the state of Europe… fuck America, go fuck yourselves you niggerloving planet-wrecking shitheads

wew, lad.

Doesn't she work for the CFR as well as the UN?

stopthelie.com/tragedy-and-hope-made-easy3.html
Arnold J. Toynbee (a high-ranking member of the Network), left little doubt when he wrote:

I will hereby repeat that we are at present working discreetly but with all of our might to wrest this mysterious political force called sovereignty out of the clutches of the local national states of our world. And all the time we are denying with our lips what we are doing with our hands

“The house of world order will have to be built from the bottom up rather than from the top down…an end run around national sovereignty, eroding it piece by piece, will accomplish much more than the old-fashioned frontal assault.”—CFR member Richard Gardner

“We shall have world government, whether or not we like it. The question is only whether world government will be achieved by consent or by conquest.”—CFR member James Paul Warburg

“Some dilution…of the sovereignty system as it prevails in the world today must take place…to the immediate disadvantage of those nations which now possess the preponderance of power…The United States must be prepared to make sacrifices…in setting up a world politico-economic order.”—CFR member Foster Dulles

Admiral Chester Ward, a longtime CFR member who later became a harsh critic, summed up the prevailing goal of the CFR this way: “the submergence of US sovereignty and national independence into an all-powerful one-world government.”

Fuck off you whiny bastard.

I heard you were chatting shit about us?

wew, lad

He's a fat cunt with a fucking hipster beard and shit tatoos actually

WHY CAN'T THESE PEOPLE JUST BE HONEST, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>(15)

oi lad don't mess wif me

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What of it, cunt?

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36303627
OY VEY

The reason that they aren't paid is that there's no employer. How the fuck can people actually fall for this shit?

Shut up you fat neet b4 I smack you in the gabba

Fizzy pop is degenerate lad but that's the best brand. You should try famous grouse ginger beer

THE FROGS NOW HAVE A GENERAL

Never let the facts get in the way of a good narative

I wonder how many single mothers agree to this.

Nope tbh

Actual married women do too, and it'd be glorious to see them try.


Okay, here's your payment


Start moving her shit outside and eventually her


I don't house employees for free


If I pay you, you're an employee and not my wife.

I can see their heads nodding along. This is the kind of guy you go to to affirm your biases.

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WEW

HOPEFULLY TRUMPENFUHRER WILL GET BARRY TO PUSH THE JEWS SHIT IN

Donald Trump Aide Barry Bennett to Meet with Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg
breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/05/16/donald-trump-aide-barry-bennett-meet-facebook-ceo-mark-zuckerberg/

I'm not sure if you've discussed this lads. Online polls tends to skew towards leave, phone heavily favours remain.

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 55% (+4)
Leave: 40% (-3)
(via ORB, phone)

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 43% (-1)
Leave: 47% (+1)
(via ICM, online / 13 - 15 May)

EU referendum poll:
Remain: 47% (-1)
Leave: 39% (-2)
(via ICM, phone / 13 - 15 May)

I've read up on the methodology from previous polling selection methods, basically I think phone tends to be over represented by labour IN voters, whereas online is overrepresented by UKIP voters

twitter.com/meghamohan?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

Cmon lad

Will be interesting. Why did Zuckerberg agree to this?

Misread her twitter handle, thought her name was Megan, open it up to find nignog

Imagine my surprise.

post vocaroos again please

Soon there will be radio plays greater than there ever was before lad, even a hot new tune with sound backing called "brit/pol/ bullies" tbh

It's strange to be back here on bully island

BED TIME FOR ME LADS

Stay comfy and sweet Anglo dreams as always.

Welcome back lad

Probably because he knows Trump will set the IRS on him when he comes to power and cuck his shit up proper
Cuckersperg can't refuse

We still partly occupy Germany until 2020
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Forces_Germany

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Which is sexy?

bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-35464634
Renting while black

Someone needs to bomb the BBC

it's jokes GCHQ, pls no bully

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If ISIS bombed the BBC would you rejoice?


It would be the highlight of my year

the whole african aid thing is the greatest con of the century, for years we've been tricked into giving money to people just so they can have more babies rather than improve their lives. we are paying for our own demise.

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SERIOUS POAL

poal.me/cbb84v
poal.me/cbb84v
poal.me/cbb84v
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poal.me/cbb84v

The pain in my soul is indistinguishable from the ashes that were once my life tbh

reverse the sexual revolution, its the only way.

the revolution was made by the US to curb the baby boom, and oh boy did it work.

KEK

wew lad nice gif, got me a stiffy in 0.3 secs

pikeys tbh fam, at least their white and keep to themselves, will make it clear this is my land and ive got a gun ready just in case, the other 2 are diabolical tbh

Very noice

FOR JUST 2 POUNDS A MONTH YOU CAN HELP FILL THIS BLACK HOLE.

would rather give £2 a month to drop a nuke tbh

pikeys will strip your house bare and fuck your dog the moment you turn your back

agreed.


na you fuck off yank

Nothing stops you from killig pikeys, right?

Church converted to mosque because hopefully the Saudi businessman will realise the muzzies are all in the cities and that it will be a waste of his money.

Even Bob Geldoff said his efforts were wasted and made no difference in Africa.
For a guy who badly organised one of the biggest music charity events in entertainment history, he still lacked the foresight to understand that African nations piss money up the wall on weapons and frivolities.
And now those 30 something Bantu niglets who you saw on the telly in the 80's are now fingering dutch girls at broken bus stops and conning landlords in Peterborough.

then burn it to the ground and pork the ashes, just because its a mosque doesnt mean it will ever get used

Lads . . .

It only takes about 5 minutes of logic to convince people it is a god awful idea and they are being pretty bad people by not spending the money closer to home.

I advise you all do the same.

Pikeys will make your land uninhabitable. After a few years they'll claim squatters rights and you no longer own the field.
The fields are then a permanent caravan site owned by a pikey family and the police will never come and investigate any of the mysterious bruises appearing on your wife's face/the rape threats she gets because they're afraid they might be blamed for racism if they investigate the pikey site.

The Saudi businessman will convert it to a mosque but he has no power to get any brown people to immigrate there.

then he starts bringing muzzies to live nearby, makes more houses and blam, your nice white area is a brown muzzie shithole raping your white kids

There was a church in Belfast that was rumoured to be sold to Pakis, a pigs head appeared outside the church the next morning

farm pigs on your land, the fuckers wont build on land thats had pigs on it

How do people do this without being caught? Like, it shouldn't be hard to find out if someone bought a pig.

Not as fun as a Pikey arena where they can fight and ride chariots though lad. It'd be like Rome but with more blag trackies and white lightning tbh

Now if we could stop our government giving our money away

Agreed


"If you utter a word to anyone about this pigs head it'll be your head they find there next…"

Farmers auction user. Cash in hand, mums the word.

you can buy pigs heads at most butchers, dogs love em

Based farmers maybe

Steal the pig?

But leave a brown envelope with cash for the farmer. We're not barbarians!

Sounds like something you should make a habit out of if you own a dog. Got yourself covered tbh. That's if it is affordable.

Brit/pol/ needs to be more gangsta. That's what you're fucking up against so I suggest you get mo' gangsta bros or you'll get eaten for breakfast

Wonder whatever happened to those shoeboxes tbh

Bet everyone of us made one in primary school at one time

Butchers and farmers are the least likely to be sympathetic to muslims because of the whole haram and halal bullshit.

u wot fam, i'll fuckin shank you, you little pussy boi cunt, dont cum near my endz again or the last ting you'll see is the end of a barrel, also don't wear ah fukin colours u gt me fam?

bit like this user?

Don't suppose we can't get the pikeys and the fuzzywuzzys to duke it out? would b a laff to watch

the problem is picking up the pigs teeth afterwards, you find them everwhere

Just throw a pigs head at a building lad. Its simple

Butchers give away wastage to whoever wants it here

Well they aren’t our government are they? That’s the problem.

The Nazis made 192000000 teeth disappear. I doubt I'll have a problem.


That's nice.

lel
Not bad at all. Quite impressed. But don't warn of a shanking, just shank…
British soldiers in Kosovo just used to shoot at the locals after one warning. It used to give the Dutch soldiers erections as they weren't allowed to use their weapons so readily so the natives got a bit brave and used to take the piss
Shoot first ask questions later

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Throw a pigs head in there. Tesco is halal

I grew up in the ever so diverse and amazing North London suburbs, what a fucking shithole that was, I now know why I ended up following the far right lol

I’m pretty sure they have would just do some sort of rain dance or whatever and declare the location clean again.

lads whats the most paki muzzie loving big chain supermarket around?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Support your local traders guys. They are actually cheaper in many cases.

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I know this is banter but fuck you.

North London used to be nice up until the mid nineties.

lmfao

tbh lads I feel like I'm becoming the naff right wing older sibling
Today he was explaining to me a new meme he found on the internet I had no idea about.
He's always the first to hear about video game news. I'm so late to hearing anything.
I talk to him about game announcements/trailers that happened months ago and he looks at me like I'm retarded.

feels bad

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wew, looks like I found out why your butt is so sore, lad.

nope, some shitty rule in the magic book states once the land is soiled it cannot be used for 50 years

I just got on the PC and I have to go to bed soon, that being the last thing I see before I sleep is not making my day.

Are you sure?

Why, lad? What about it made you upset?

seems like a waste of a perfectly good pigs head, spraying "mohamed fucked children" on said proposed mosque should suffice.
heraldscotland.com/life_style/13153563.Offal_good__how_to_cook_a_pig_s_head_three_ways/

Why do boys look like girls now?

Are you the lads whos bro moved school and became a good goy?

summer camp. This is a british thread lad..

I'm sorry for never feeling these feels since I'm the only child, but you deserve a (you)

Don't worry I'm sure your brother loves you and acknowledges the effort you put into yourself.

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tbh i looked like that at 11/12. You grow out of it

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Keep /brit/ out of brit/pol/

Why hast thou left the brit/politics/ domain lad?

While I do love the old Anglo style of armour from the Early Middle Ages, we were far from the first to adopt face plates.
That and the whole Brexit campaign has me depressed. I am so angry about the attempts to exclude Farage from involvement. How could you take that away from a man who has worked almost the better part of his life to see this to fruition, the entire reason there is even a referendum in the first place.
Even if he is still getting the debate with Hameron, the fact someone even attempted it disgusts me on a level I can't quite describe.

xenoestrogens. look it up.

Yes.
He now goes to a majority Jewish school.

I don't know what it's really called in this county.
I'd never really heard of camps. Just scouts.
The stories people used to tell me about Scouts makes me feel like he might get cucked
I really hope not tbh

Closer to EU referendum tbh

Why didn't you take hormones and become a cute girl, lad?

Alright, good night, lad. It's all memes.

Really dislike people who encourage others to transition tbh even if that was a joke

Goodnight Brit/bros/

SA, may yor dreams be sweet and full of things you like such as penises

Sorry, lad, it was a joke but that obviously doesn't make it better for you tbh


I'm not a fag, lad.


Can't really stop getting those tbh

oh fug nod the benis agen, blease no :DDDD need sleeb :DD

Fug guys is it time for another thread already? Why can't you shitpost less.

I'm too tired I'll do one in the morning if no one else does.
Bye

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3593003/YouTube-pranksters-jailed-staging-fake-armed-raids-National-Portrait-Gallery-Tate-Britain-caused-visitors-flee-panic.html


Glad this multicultural bunch is finally put away

JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT BRO

fucking weird, lads

Really weird feeling

I don't get it

Is he that emo fag who went on QT a few times?

Who is he lad?

He's pretty influential and the site he has is one of the most popular on the internet in terms of UK political gossip but you'll have never actually heard of the guy behind it all.

Broke a lot of the MP expenses stuff.
I always just knew him as a family friend I occasionally saw.
Once got invited to a massive Conservative party event and he sat me next to a Conservative MP that had been involved in a scandal for wearing a Nazi outfit.
Never really understood who he was until now.

You mean to say "I'm not an abomination, lad."

is he that order-order Guido guy?

yes

Just how much of an autist is Paul Staines?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Staines

Lad Guido posts here?

How red pilled is he lad? His page is pretty cuckservative

He posts here so let him answer himself

BASED NA

She has autism so she probably wouldn't raise you right anyway. A drinker too so she'd probably scar you by being a right cunt telling you she doesn't like you and you were a mistake. Then to make up for it as she gets panicky you're going to leave and never speak to her because you hate her she'd try to be nice to you around 14 and end up going too far and sexually abusing you. And you wouldn't even enjoy it because you have all this anger against her and it actually makes it worse and you really resent her for touching you that way though you reluctantly let it happen. Then you'd have problems with female intimacy forever.

Sorry Ginnie if you're reading this but you do strike me as that sort of woman.

If you still think I'm Ginnie don't worry lad there are no Ginnies here

Lad what? I wasn't replying to you. And Breitbart woman really does (or did) lurk here.

dunno lad I was accused of being Ginnie before, not in this thread

I read an article by her on Breibarrt today

A few years ago mum was scared I was turning into a Nazi so by some circumstances she was out of town for the night and he came round or was there. I forget why. It was ages ago.
But he gets really drunk and sits me down in the kitchen and is has an hour long conversation with me about the holocaust and why I don't believe in it.
I was only like 14/15 at the time so I was pretty shit at arguing for it. Apparently he'd actually been to a David Irving talk (the kind I'd seen online). Said Irving was a nutter.
Christ can't remember what else we discussed but apparently in his youth he was a hardcore libertarian. Said he thought I'd grow out of holocaust denial and that it was probably just a phase.

Just really weird thinking back on it.
He's right. I kind of did. I'm UKIP now, not BNP.
Whenever he asks about me to mum she tells him I'm UKIP and he replies with "good man!".
I've had some really weird conversations with him in the past.
Especially about MPs and their sexual habits like how Chucku Umuna likes to shag tanned Spanish boys in his island villa in the Balearic Islands. He swears by the fact that Chucka is gay.
Has a really weird personal vendetta against Owen Jones.

With Chucka he has a vendetta as well.
Apparently at a party he was looking for drugs so he went up to Chucka pissed as fuck and asked if he was a dealer (so drunk he just thought black meant dealer). Chucka was so offended he left the room or something.

Man it's weird knowing this guy because if I'd known who he was then I would have discussed so much more and probed him way more.
Now he spends too much time doing other stuff.
Still, he came to my 18th.

Guido is super cucked on the Jews, every day it's Labour antisemitism stuff.

The disillusioned white male has always been at home on the internet. Vidya, animu, bantz; this is what the 'losers' of our society enjoy.

The hipster, the whore and the foreigner find their home on the mobile. Sexting, tinder, gossip; this is what the filth of our society enjoy.

Do those disparities really surprise you? It's going to be an interesting election, and the surveys mean nothing. Lots of surveys are done on campuses, others in pubs. You essentially know what the outcome will be simply based on where they have been taken.

I think there is more hope for the 'leave' side because a lot of disillusioned voters are actually going to vote because this vote might actually mean something. Expect an extra 30% of the populace appearing out of 'nowhere' to vote 'leave'.

Interesting. Capped.

He's partisan.

Anything that aids the Tories he jumps on.

Fun fact:
Any comment with the word Jew in it on the Guido Blog immediately gets flagged for him to review/approve because the comments he was getting were pretty much entirely Holla Forums tier for a while before he started having to impose stricter regulation.


please don't

Lad, how do you know he comes here?

Also Chucka is married isn't he? He sounds too soft to be straight tbh

Go on about the Owen Jones story


your id changed lad. Is it you from before

Why not? Didn't mean anything by it I just screencap things I find interesting and save them in an autistic "Brit/pol/ stories I find interesting" folder.

saved the cap lad

it's worth noting Paul/Guido served as mentor to this tory shill twitter.com/MrHarryCole

oh and guido's married to some indian woman as well

He always says Owen Jones is inbred.
No idea why.
They had this debate once.
I think Owen gets triggered by the his history.

Chucka is definitely gay from what I've heard.
His wife is apparently pretty unsatisfied but they keep up the act because he realises a poof would never become PM.


I've met that guy as well

eh

No, he's half Indian.
His wife's Irish.

I think I went to their wedding

ah fuck

His baby face and weak build shows how

How does your fam know him. How do you know he comes to britpol

So everything Owen says?

So pretty douglas carswell then

There's a chance we could very well vote to leave, but there's always a chance they could just ignore the result. Also the likely outcome that the EU will come crumbling down.

Thursday, 30 July 2015
Guido Fawked - Owen Jones Smear Hypocrisy
The one thing that the perpetually thirsty Paul Staines and his rabble at the Guido Fawkes blog cannot stomach is someone who does not share their warped view of the world becoming successful. Hence their petty and vindictive campaign against author and campaigner Owen Jones, because he is doing better than they are, and is one of those rotten lefties to boot. Sadly, this is one campaign that is going nowhere.
Feared. But only by wobbly furniture

After the attempt to smear Jones over allegedly phoney Twitter followers - which, as Zelo Street regulars will recall, involved Staines threatening legal action against me, but failing to follow through - the Fawkes fables have continued, the latest being to pick up on his comments about the 1916 Easter Rising in Ireland and suggest that somehow he sympathises with campaigns that involve hundreds of deaths.

This highly creative interpretation of Jones’ beliefs involves taking a statement he made in his mid-teens, such is Staines’ desire to smear. But the thought then enters that The Great Guido is, in making his accusations, standing in an extremely draughty glasshouse. Staines’ past includes supporting the Nicaraguan Contras, and an association with David Hart, a vain and deeply unpleasant right-wing rabble rouser.

The Contras, by even the most generous account, were responsible for rather more deaths than occurred during the Easter Rising: the group was also involved in the wholesale violation of human rights. Staines’ pal Hart was deeply involved in support for the Apartheid regime in South Africa, with Staines’ past including membership of the Federation of Conservative Students (FCS), who were of like mind.
And don't forget his reputation

The Apartheid regime was also responsible for creative interpretations of every known convention on human rights, even to those who the South African state of the time classified as white. And there is one more matter on which Staines would rather not dwell, and that is his brief flirtation with the BNP while a student, something he has been trying to shrug off for some years now as nothing more than a youthful indiscretion.

It gets worse: unlike Owen Jones, Staines has found himself on the wrong side of the law on several occasions, not least his promotion of what were, at the time, illegal raves. He has, in the more recent past, acquired a string of alcohol related convictions, including two for drinking and driving. A recent Esquire magazine profile revealed that his favourite lunchtime tipple was a bottle of Chablis - a whole bottle of Chablis.
zelo-street.blogspot.co.uk/2015/07/guido-fawked-owen-jones-smear-hypocrisy.html
Oh and Paul if you are reading this keep up the good work!

He doesn't come to brit/pol/

Mum knows him from way back to when he was organising raves and getting involved with drugs/crims.
Then he started getting involved in anti communism.
Helped fund raise for anti communist guerrillas in South America. Travelled there a few times.
Really shady stuff. The types of guys that would string communists up from trees and burn down villages.
Then the Berlin Wall came down and he flew over there to hit at it with a hammer. Really really hated communism. Thought it was a scourge that needed to be purged form the Earth.

Got more and more involved in politics before setting up a blog.

Because of his background he was always really good at getting gossip/information out of places he shouldn't have.

Yep.

Basically what I said here:

I like him
He's a really friendly guy in person
Especially if you're right wing

Gas the commies tbh

Is he pretty much Douglas Carswell then in terms of politics given his civic backround

Nah you wouldn't know.

I talked to him once about the need to set up an all white nation. I didn't even realise he was half Indian and he just played along with it.
From what I remember his only objection was "well.. we'd like that to happen but it's obviously not feasible is it…"
Some Indians can be pretty aryan.

At my 18th there were some girls singing.
Mum got me to pose for a picture with them and my sailor uncle shouted out "grab their arses, lad!"
He laughed.
It was a fun night.
I didn't grab their arses, to my uncle's disappointment. Said I'd regret the decision.
I still wonder whether or not I should have given them a cheeky pinch

He was advertising this book ttps://www.amazon.co.uk/Plan-Twelve-months-renew-Britain/dp/0955979900 on his site and that was before Carswell defectected to UKIP.

Surely hes got to be aware of Jews disproportionate representation in media, the arts etc given his job

Probably.

Because his wife's in Ireland he usually takes mum out to political do's he's invited to, like the Black and White ball.
Mum claims that as they were walking along he spotted Cameron and greeted him with "Dave! Meet X, she's voting UKIP!". Apparently Cameron recoiled like he was really disgusted.
Mum was so embarrassed. She had a minute long lecture from the PM on some bullshit about UKIP being extreme and radical.
She's not political though so she wasn't listening. Just wearing a pretty dress and meeting famous people.
Apparently Osborn is really small and white in person. Even whiter than on TV/in pictures.

I've got loads of these stories.

He once went round to our house and broke a chair after sitting on it. He's grotesquely fat.

Hahah what? Go on with that and the rest of the stories