Request Thread, With a Vengeance

Hey again guys, I'm no longer a B.O. of anything, but I figured I'd do another request thread if anyone was interested.
If you're not sure what you want be sure you roll a d223

Well it looks like rolling is disabled, so I'll use the last two-three of this post to see what I dump first.

57 It is.

Looks like this place is as slow as ever….

I mean I'm happy to dump alone forever if it comes to that I suppose.
I remember when these threads were fast as fuck.

I guess I'll just wait until someone decides they have a request.

How about some Hatsune Miku, or what ever my digits are? Thanks for your time, nigga!

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I like your style of porn my man.
Can I see some mirrors edge after Hatsune?

bump, you deserve some love

Gotta love that miku booty. Thanks for taking my request, nigga!

if you're still here, dump my digits

can't believe i fucked that up

Fucking casual puritan.

I second this

Peep beep meme creep
DISTANT EGG SONG

Just so you lads know, It's about two in the morning over here but I'm doing this because I had too much coffee. That said, I still want to get a halfway decent amount of sleep, so chances are, I'm only going to be in this thread for an hour, at which point Brig, if he's still alive, can continue as main poster

am sorry fams

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I know that feel, laddeh.
I know that feel too well.

Wii fit girl
:))))

kkk

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Which one?

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wew lad
this is about the last of wii fit girl btw. any other requests?

Do you have some Lain ?

Folder's really short, but unless you mean a different Lain, yes.

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One more pic and this folder's up. Like I said, shorter than usual.

Anything else peak your interest?

last pic

Listen guys, I hate to leave the thread this early, but it's almost three over here. I'm going to go get some shuteye, and if the thread's back up tomorrow, I'll try and post again then.

Night m8s.

Watamote?

You are one lucky son of a bitch.
Watamote, then I'm heading out.

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           nice meme lad
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Yes that LAIN! Thank you!

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You're welcome

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MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. I WAS JUST MASTURBATING AND EVERYTHING WAS GOING GREAT. I WAS IN MY ROOM, I HAD MY HEADPHONES ON, I WAS TOTALLY NAKED SITTING AT MY COMPUTER FAPPING AWAY TO A VIDEO ON REDTUBE. ALL OF A SUDDEN THERE'S THIS REALLY SHARP PAIN IN MY DICK, LIKE IT JUST GOT STABBED WITH A SEWING NEEDLE. I JERKED MY HAND BACK AND IT BUMPED INTO MY COMPUTER TOWER, WHICH SITS ON THE DESK. WELL, I HAD MY STICK OF DEODORANT ON TOP OF THE TOWER, AND THAT BITCH FELL OFF AND LANDED DEODORANT-END-DOWN ON THE HEAD OF MY COCK. HOLY FUCKING SHIT DID THAT HURT, AND ON TOP OF THAT IT HIT SO HARD THAT IT ACTUALLY FORCED SOME DEODORANT INTO MY URETHRA. I'VE NEVER HAD ANYTHING BURN SO BAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. I JUMPED OUT OF MY FUCKING CHAIR AND STOOD UP BECAUSE IT HURT SO BAD; THIS CAUSED MY HEADPHONE CABLE TO GET YANKED OUT OF MY SPEAKERS, WHICH CAUSED "OH YEAH BABY COME DEEP IN MY TIGHT TEEN ASSHOLE UH UH UH" TO GET BLARED THROUGH MY FUCKING HOUSE AND ALMOST MAXIMUM VOLUME. NOW MY EYES ARE
WATERING FROM THE PAIN OF THE DEODORANT INSIDE MY COCK BUT I MANAGE TO PUNCH ONE OF MY SPEAKERS HARD ENOUGH SO THEY TURN OFF. I LOOKED DOWN AND NOTICED BLOOD DRIPPING OFF OF MY COCK; I GUESS THE LIP OF THE PLASTIC DEODORANT THING BIT INTO MY FORESKIN AS IT CONNECTED WITH MY COCK. THE BLOOD WAS DRIPPING DOWN MY LEG. THIS ALL HAPPENED IN THE SPACE OF MAYBE 6 SECONDS. IT MAY SEEM BAD BUT IT GETS WORSE. JUST AS I'M STANDING THERE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, MY BEDROOM DOOR FUCKING OPENS. MY DAD WAS STANDING THERE WITH MY ACCEPTANCE LETTER TO JOHNS HOPKINS. I FROZE AND HE STARED AT ME, NAKED WITH MY BLOODY ERECTION FOR MAYBE 15 SECONDS BEFORE HE NOTICED MY COMPUTER MONITOR AND THE BRUTAL ANAL SEX SCENE GOING ON FULL-SCREEN. HE IMMEDIATELY CLOSED THE 9012 DOOR AND LEFT WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING.

Autismo

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Why you should not download anime.
Some known sources to download anime:
Nyaa
BakaBT
TokyoToshokan
#news
AnimeTake
AnimeTosho
AnimeSenshi

I will now go in depth about why each one is terrible.


Nyaa is as suspicious as it sounds. There are new viruses called "catz" which stand for "Computer Anti-Tech Zebras". Zebras are code for Trojans (they look alike, hence the name, and cath sounds worse anyways).

BakaBT, as the name suggests, makes you realize you are an idiot the second you download something. Viruses fucking galore.

TokyoToshokan. Toshokan actually means killer in Japanese. By using this website, a virus called Tokyo (Tom's Old Komputer YUO OIP). (YUO and OIP are some serious technical shit.) These render your computer useless.

#news takes on a new form of downloading called XDCC. Basically, you can watch anime as you download it. However, this means that the virus is also activated as it is downloaded. Therefore, by the time you finish watching, the virus will have come to it's final form, and your computer compromised.

AnimeTake is also a giveaway. Just look at the name. You get anime from it, it takes your personal identity. That's already bad enough.

AnimeTosho is bad for similar reasons to TokyoToshokan.

AnimeSenshi. Senshi is Japanese for warrior. In other words, it installs a virus that enters your computer, seiges your firewall, and cuts down all the necessary files for your computer.

Mediafire is a place where some hackers will upload anime for other people to download. Don't believe these seemingly generous people. The files get in and sets all your media on fire.

In other words, you should NOT download anime no matter what you do.

I'm sorry, but has Senjougahara even engaged in sexual intercourse? Oh, that's right. She hasn't even made contact with a man outside of school. In fact, it's only mandatory school for level upper users. Does not having a cliche tsundere personality make you a slut? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Senjougahara is a holy maiden now and she was been the purest maiden in the monogatari series for how long? Nadeko is still a whore. Senjougahara is the best heroine in all of Bakemonogatari, she has the best design. Senjougahara almost won Saimoe in 2010. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Senjougahara is proven a better waifu than any other in Bakemonogatari/Nisemonogatari. Hanekawa tries to latch on to anyone who would have shown her a different and free life. Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Senjougahara threads because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like a heroine because they're canonically pure. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking idiots on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

wew led

Those first pics didn't look like futa in the thumbnail. Unless you're into that, my apologies.

I don't know why I'm doing this

e bine

dob gek

fin

And I'm out. Night fellas.

Thanks.

Sweet dreams

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Holy shit meme creep is still here. What a goddamn miracle.

most retarded animated picture I've seen all week

SEND ME AN EMAIL MEME CREEP YOU FUCK I MISS YOU
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These threads, huh? Well, let's see some shortstack then

You've got my attention

dump my digits

More of Attack on titan!!


Also how big is this whole collection
Can mega them?

Robots or aliens

My brigga. U got some Mirrors Edge?

Teenage Robot pls