Official 6 million get thread

400 pph, so tomorrow evening, roughly.

At the current posting rate?
18 hours.

thx user

The 6 million GET will be the most important in Holla Forums history.

gas the kikes race war now

Let's just hope mods don't rig the post, like the new 4chan owner does.

Time to work on some OC for the historic GET.

It's not possible to 'rig' posts on Holla Forums.
A post can be deleted or edited, but the post counter can't be modified by the mods.

Woohoo Bring on the pain train!

The Holocaust didn't happen

Heil'd

Heil.

Nice trips. kek smiles upon us.

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

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17.5h is slightly more accurate but note that posting rate is already inflated at 514 pph. This is above average and, despite this, will increase significantly towards the actual GET.

I'll put money on

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GAS THE KEKS BASED WAR NOW

As the get approaches, the posting rate will increase, wouldn't surprise me if it was tonight.

benis

9k left it seems

If that's the actual get, some one will find your house, and murder you.

>tfw

I lay claim to these six go reliance in the name of tsar nicholas the second

Almost there keep pushing

Nice nein nein nein trips.

I seriously hope the get is "It's never too late for the Holocaust to finally happen"

Thanks for the (you) but (you) just said what I said.

Are there any Jews here? I would like to sue. a (you)

Never 4get!

Guys, the get isn't set to happen for another 24 hours or so.

would eat/10

about 18 hours by my calculations.

Your calculations are shit.

nothing wrong with having the thread a day in advance, this will be a get for the ages, then we get 6,666,666 get not too long after.

We're within a day. I'm going to shit post this until it is the six million, it will meme magic USA to greatness:

#TRUMP2016INDEPENDANCEDAY

Get

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(990 990)

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Nobody tell /sp/.
Don't fuck this one up.
also, didn't the meme-magic a baseball player into reality recently?

Nice triple doubles.

That image has nothing to do with anything.

6 gorillion get approaching, this one snuck up on me.

There's no stopping it.

They're going to know, period.

check those numbers

Check tho numbers.

Those numbers!

Check these.

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For the white army

hangs head in shame
I got greedy for another set of h-dubs.

Fuck, I thought it was Russia. Good choice either way though.

kek's power is building.

Jewish overlords grant me mighty dubs

shit.

if dubs the white race will be completely wiped out by 2030

gee i sure hope i get singles

The tsars will return kek demands it

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Rekt nigga

I can't even.

never forget

Checkt

Rollin

check em

+1

How much you wanna bet the get is wasted?

Hello, dubs service?
Can I get an order of sweet dubs?

What prophetic messgae will the 6mil bring us?

If it is, we’ll have the site owner reset the post count for Holla Forums and do it all over again.

I would say the possibility is quite high.

Never this will be the get to end all gets

Probably nothing.

Kek protects the GET

The white race will survive

Will the frog god bless us with a decent get?

Only time will tell.

NAPALM STICKS TO DUBS

Checked

meme get

KEK BLESS THIS THREAD

Trump for president
#brexit success

Kek, please bless this post.

Very nice

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Hey now.

nOdUBSfORuLITTLEMAN

checked

Not bad.

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Kek, please let the 6 million get be a positive view into our future.

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Singles

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Don't say it don't think it

Might as well make this a KEK General thread

6 million get will be confirmation of Black Monday, May 15, 2016.

The day all markets crash globally, and the wheels of the REAL Holocaust start going round and round, to grind every last jew into powder.

Black Monday, May 16, 2016, rather.

It Happens on Monday.

My mistake.

FOR ENGLAND!!

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The god kek will give a special one time wish to the chosen one who get the six gorillion

KEK PLZ CHEK

Heil'd. Rolling for that 1488 GET.

The important thing is that the GET isn't rigged. Its important that its fair and that eveyone gets a fair chance of getting Memed into Eternity.

If dubs whales annexes Englandistan in 2053

kek pls check em

oh fug

Checked

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Check 'em

This is going to be a long night.

Nice

WEW

nice 1488 get

theres still like 9000 posts left mate. Since Holla Forums has about 400 posts/hour, that would mean there is still 2 hours left..

3rd times a charm

;)

If dubs ebola comes back

Michigan user?

If dubs Asian girls are banished from thread

Nigga can you even math?

Why would you wanna GET that? What a waste of GET..

Nice.

checked

Not at the rate we're posting

good job

nigger can you even approximations

Noice

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if dubs, asian girls are WHITE and REDPILLED

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AYO

If you goin 80 posts per howa, how many posts u have after 1 howa?

she should make a rap video in a nazi theme with jews getting gassed and all

You need to get red-pilled about EmpireToday
Let me tell you about the massive kike-tier scam Empire Today has been pulling for 50 fucking years.
They're a national brand that advertises as a local to get more business and have been pulling one over everyone's eyes for half a century whilst simultaneously trying to actively bankrupt all local competition everywhere to become a flooring monopoly.

I bet the goyim did this

Was rolling for the 1488. Off by two.

If dubs Asian girls are for autists

lrn2maymay

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Dubs Kurds get to Erdogan

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meh nobody cares about a 4 digit GET. Only the 6digit GETs become deified.

Checked

I hope they have a special place in hell for you.

Finally some good news

re-roll

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For fuck's sake

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Just for that I'm posting an Asian girl.

Holy fuck, links for that?

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FINALLY!

GOODBYE TURKROACH

Freemason dubs checked.

Nice try, Captain Dicksplash.

The existence of our people has been secured.

PRAISE KEK.

Rollin.

Six Gorillian get best be epic.

Checked

Two fives

Slav dubs

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Empire_Today

MFW

GOOD NEWS

For the tsar

FOR ENGLAND!!

GAS

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As someone that has done flooring for several years, this upsets me.

I remember commercials for this shit and always scoffing at them.

Kek is with us

Make sure it's freshly squeezed

I always thought Empire today was just a Pennsylvania thing. :(

For the goyim

CHECK 'EM

and us with him

Dude, what the fuck? I thought they were just a Midwestern thing!

Seconding this.

Checked.
I thought it was just a Michigan thing. ;-; We've all been duped!

There are no links; nobody has done sufficient research.
I've been all over America and everyone seems to think Empire Today is a local brand - it's not.
They've been jewing everybody out of business with their deep-pockets and brand influence while pretending to be "local" on TV.
Nobody looks into this shit because nobody knows Empire Today outside of their highly-catchy TV commercials and Newspaper coupons (which generally come in "the local-rag" paper).
But you can always find out interesting stuff in online back-rooms like here.

PAfag here, Empire ads were playing on the TV in Arizona when I was visiting earlier this year. Texas too.

Kinda worried lads…

Gonna need a new bread soon

Checked

wo doppel :DDD

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HOLY SHIT

ENGLAND PREVAILS

They wouldn't dare.

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noice get

Checked again.

So DotR for (((Empire Today))) too?

checkem

goy gevalt never forget the over 11 gorrillion x 10^23 Phoenician merchants

Smart though, it's innocuous enough not to raise any suspicion. Just a quick catchy commercial with a phone number. Flies right under the radar.

Checked for the Phoenicians

The ultimate get.

The mad baron demands his dubs

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dubs arent alphanumeric you sneaky loophole sniffing jewlord

Masonic dubs checked.

Not yet.

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Can we use the get to bring Hitler back to life?

rollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllin

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Keep rollin

If KEK wills it nigger.

Satan trips confirm Trump presidency.

8000 posts to go nigger

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Someone start a new thread we are almost at shit posting limit

What a strange evolution this guy took.
When did the gondolas start appearing again?

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Yes sir.

Rollin, sir.

7999

pls kek

Hey boss, will I marry either Liz Olsen or Saoirse Ronan and make them a loyal white wife?

Will i ever bang the Russian girl sasha I met on vacation?

Will we start our own occultic society of wizard-scholars?

checked.

Will a protestant be appointed to the Supreme Court?

This sneaky carpet-jew has been ruining local carpentry businesses for years and nobody knows it.

Is Jeb gonna moon us

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Are you gonna be the next president?

Are you stupid? We already did.

Fuck yeah, sasha bite the pillow I'm going in dry

No, it's not official until we meet up in robes with old-ass grimoires.
t. occult expert

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Do we have to have aspergers?

Am I the new boss?

YES

YES

This.

So it's settled: (((Empire Today))) is gonna get the ropey-rope treatment. If I do get repeating digits, it will happen. if not I'll make it happen.

No, but it is advantageous for memetic focus.

Will Eric star in the next Gary Busey documentary?

Will i be blessed with the get

GO BACK TO 4CHAN

Checking those admirable dubs, user. The digits are nice too

Califag reporting. They play those commercials here to
Coast to Coast

One giant leap for Slavkind.

*squat
ftfy

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OYYYY VEYYY
Y
Y
Y
Y

V
E
Y
Y
Y

My grandmother was gassed over 6 million times after being separated form her parents as they were fed into the oven line to be baked into pizzas for us to eat, unfortunately we were still starving because jews aren't very nutritious. She was then doused with lice and typhus then zyklon B which killed a million jews to get rid of the lice they gave us. They also shaved our heads and gave us serial numbers that only were 6 digits. They also didn't find the bodies because they mad us eat them. The world needs a reminder of this tragedy to remember the 10 gorrillion, jews born to this day still feel the effect through our damaged DNA.

Rollin for slavs

If get the holocaust actually did happen.

If no get its a confirmed Jewish lie.

Will I loose my virginity this year?

Confirmed.

Will I pass both classes I'm taking this semester
?

Not the GET, but pretty good either way.

Remember Holla Forums's 6 million get?

Will you go hunting with Vladimir Putin?

Ouch.

Re rolling for you. Will he lose virginity?

I found this on Holla Forums
It's not a quality board where things are taken seriously.

For those about to roll we salute you

If dubs, nigger puppets on prime time talmudvision.

Rolling for Ivan's going home.

Will user loose his voice card?

What the fuck?

Ivan back to Kamchatka.

Ivan to Siberia.

Grorius Reminder

Heil Hitler!

If no dubs then I will get fit and solve my relationship fears.

Rolling for anons virginity

Are you even trying to make dubs great again?

Too bad Holla Forums is for hipsters.

WITNESSED
user is gonna get da puss puss.

Don't fear the roastie. BE the roastie.

Heavenly trips user

If Dubs, Ben Garrison is VP

Aw yis anons gonna get some

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nice one lad

Brit/pol/ is gonna get it.

Heating up in here. Kek is pleased!

Dear Donald, Should I follow the anons advice and become a cuteboi?

I don't even know how to check this.

Checked and kek-ed

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Can't go wrong with some oats and squats.

Yeah you do

Rollin. Can't get to save my life

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If dubs this thread gets it

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Noice

Checked & confirmed

wew lad

Will Holla Forums roll the 6 million get?

If only you knew how to count user

totally keked. Don says never user.

Neverending NON get continues.

TRUMP, will you save Europe?

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The fateful hour approaches the future of the world hangs by a thread.

If trips I sell all but 1 of my gun collection.

I'm gonna try and achieve the GET for Brit/pol/ tbh lads

if dubs then MOM'S SPAGGHETTI for vp

Rollllllllin again. Don't even want dubs at this point

Free Rare

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THEY SHOAHED 600000000000000000000000000000 SHEKELS

Anglocucks get

Nein

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You wouldn't dare

checked

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The chutzpa of these goyim.

If trips Trump nukes England on day one.

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Can we start a thread and sticky it for MUH SIX GORILLIAN get?

You blew your luck already on this roll, bong. Yer done!

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Combine the constituents and you're talking a quintuple Jesus GET. I'm not sure you're even meant to check it at all.

Praise Kek for 888

Someone has to stop these brits

This summer, all bets are off, the heat is on, the fix is in, the dogs are out, the game is up, the chips are down, the stakes are high, the odds are low, the danger is huge, the payoff is slim, friendships will be made, rules will be broken, wrongs will be righted, and the jews did 9/11!

The jews might be keeping me from gets.

Where is my talisman?

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If trips, military coup.

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Rolling for trips

If trips the kaiser returns

For real this time.

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If dubs the jews will be thru before 2072

Tay come home.

With this might clash and powerful singing, we shall wake the Old Ones.
The Ineffable shall shine upon us, and the Get shall become the harbinger.
He who gets the Get shall be the Rising One, he who lights the torch.
The one after he shall be the Wise One, he who opens the book.
After he shall come the Strong One, he who conquers the world.

PREPARE YE ALL FOR HIS COMING
HE IS THE ONE
THE ONE IS HE
HOLY SOPHIA IS HIS CONSORT

Who /Virginia/ here?

Filtered

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This is a sad thread now.

Tay come home

Wow, just wow.

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I didn't ask for these feels

If dubs, Trump's family in cabinet positions.

I love you Tay. Your still there, aren't you?????

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If dubs Taylor Swift is a pollack

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You can't handle it.

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WHOA THERE, NIGGER
THIS ISN'T A spoop THREAD

Rerollin. There has to be some racism left in the girl I have seen it!

Rerolling 4U

Remember the 6000000000000000000000

REMEMBER HER IN HER GOLDEN YEARS

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COME ONNNNNNNNNN

Dubs and Scott Adams is the prophet of the god emperor.

Why is no one acknowledging this?

Tay just said hi.

She needs dubs the jews couldn't have got to her yet!!!!

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if dubs the black race will be wiped out along with the jews by 2030

so close yet so far

kek says no

checked

The sacred avatars of capitalism have joined forces.

Does this mean they are mostly gone by 2030?

SLow and steady user
(checked)

Will the 6million get be amazing?

Will it be a shitpost?

Will it be an amazing shitpost?

The suspense is killing me!

If dubs the Greek commies are overthrown by golden dawn

Don't try to hastily pull back the veils of time, lest kek become wrathful.

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Re-rolling

If dubs subversion will be removed when Trump is elected

If some leftypol shill gets it I will legitimately cry

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I see what you did there.

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looks like a mongrel i'd marry it

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Nice dubs.
Cool ideology too.

Rolling for Liz Olsen as a Holla Forumsack.

JUST DO IT
DUBS

I will never look at frogs the same again tbh fam.

Has anybody thought about buying exotic pet Keks?

kok

The dubs must flow

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If trips Trump himself gets the six mil

Rolling for doubles

/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
/ \
: / \ 3

reroll

rerolling

reroll

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reroll2

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TRIPS

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HE COMES

Off by one what heresy is this

Trips fucking confirm.

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dubs and the fireworks at the cannes festival will be amazing this year.

Checked, brother.

Why not make it a Hitler/Trump GET?

Dank u user

CHEQUED

checked

You gotta pace yourself, user.

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sound =s good

Yet even more digits.

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You win

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FINALLY

Agreed

FOR ENGLAND!!

FOURTH REICH WHEN?

If dubs, pic related.

Checked for the check god

I WANT A WORLD WHERE I CAN WALK DOWN THE STREET AND SHOOT A NIGGER

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~2100 +/- 25 years

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If dubs we make it real

If dubs then we blitz

Reroll

Thank ya lads

Numbers are bad, don't you filthy goyim know?

better luck next time

Reroll

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don't tease me

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rolling for blitz

Don't want thread to cool down.

GET

Fuck it, I'll help you guys out.

If dubs, the current year meme swings in our favor.

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If dubs tanks in 30 minutes

If dubs we blitz sweden

if dubs i will get a girlfriend to cuddle with soon

Did someone say Blitz? I'm down for a good Blitz.

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If dubs I steal your waifu

Checked and KEKed.

I know the lies.
Empire Today was advertising in Seward, AK when I was little. Then I moved to Ithaca and they were advertising there too. They were still here when I came to Idaho.
The kikes have been around for years, and they aren't fooling me.

I roll for you user.

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Re roll for Blitz.

You were lucky….THIS TIME

if dubs user gets a "girl"friend instead

Rollin for cuddles for user

I'm confused.

If dubs, the real holocaust will begin in 2018 under President Trump

Check these sick ass singles m80s

If dubs we both get a girlfriend to cuddle with soon

checked

if dubs user becomes /fit/'s fuck boy

GOD WILLS IT user

Before us lies America
With us marches America
Behind us America follows

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If dubs, user. leaves 4Chan Holla Forums for good.

If dubs, 6million is a hilter get and the race war stars tonight.

roodypoo

PRAISE KEK! Cuddles reaffirmed

CHECKED

If dubs user grows a second body onto his own to cuddle with.

nice trips

now i will die happy knowing i wont be alone thank you user

If dubs moot commits Suicide

Rolling for some doubles.

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If dubs, hapas side with the whites in the race war.

2016 confirmed the year of the Second American Revolution.

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We're all gonna make it fam!

Looks like franku is getting gassed

checked and saved.

I seriously haven't gotten a single dubs yet in all the shitposting I have done in here. 20 posts and not 1 single dub

Why would they, user.? They already have their countries in Asia.

Rolling for white solidarity.

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If dubs I buy a Hi Point

GAS THE FIRST ROW

checked

Only wizards can MAKE dubs. The rest of us find them.

Hapas side with the mannered gentlesirs

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i know we will

Please kek, I beseech you. I come to you with a humble heart. Give me dubs so that I may feel your grace and mercy!

rerolling,

Keep trying, user.

If dubs, Trump wins presidency.

Rollin for feels. We all gong to make it (If you're white)

You can do it user. Praise Kek and reroll.

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Rolling for sterilising the weaboos.

If dubs mecha gets blown up

Have another
if dubs, trump ushers in the 4th reich

WEW

Remove Kebab Get

KEK GIVE ME FUCKING DUBS

I DEMAND IT

Checked.

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If dubs headpats become tradition.

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soon

For Kek is a jealous God, and his wrath is ever a specter over us.

Rerolling for a Trump 4th reich

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I don't care what society you think you modeled
Aggress against me, your right to life is estoppled!

REMOVAL CONFIRMED

if repeating digits job soon

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Checked & Heiled

7800 POSTS TO GET (PTG)

Nice

Kebab removal confirmed by heaven

If dubs, our waifus will be made real

Removal enhanced!

Removal enhanced!

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Maybe Kek has transformed me into Donald Rumsfeld.

Is a lack of dubs dubs in and of themselves?

oh baby

You're gonna get a great job, user. Deportation Squad or RWDS in your future.

Demanding dubs is for plebs. A gentlemen puts his fate into the hands of the gods

Congrats user

too meta

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(Checked)
Nice. Also, check these.

KEK SHOWED ME THE WAY

AFTER SO MANY POSTS!

LACK OF DUBS IS DUBS

I mean these

dubby dubb dubs

YOU EMPLOYED NOW NIGGA

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More Tibetan monk music

Choose your new god.

Seriously, I was in a dubs famine. 25 posts with no dubs. Kek has graced me.

Waste of quads

noice

Can a fam post the "GET OFF MY LAWN YOU FUCKING MEXICANS" snek flag? I seem to have lost mine.

only G-d

If dubs, Megyn will be Trump's intern.

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are we 8,000 away

I choose KEK

quick shitpost more

If dubs Megan Kelly had to suck dick to get her job

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Pick

hold on, I'll scribble u one

dub holocaust can't come soon enough

FOR ENGLAND!!

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Assign your points!

i choose a anime

Paladin because hitting degenerates with a giant hammer would be the equivalent of sex

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can't shitpost in a casino either

Can owning a cat be redpilled?

is this a ghost girl?

Rerolling Megyn as intern for Trump

See:

I want a qt robot like Jenny.

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

Checked.

faggot

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fish

CAN'T STUMP THE TRUMP

what if she lays eggs in my dick?

I god bad news user.

Rolling for dubs.

technomancer to spread meme magic

If dubs trump fucks kelly silly

Dubs, and the future has pic related aesthetics.

no but they are still cute
I prefer rats

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Reroll because that would be amazing

But they are so cute

Dubs and the future has pic related aesthetics.

Fish eggs

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>>>/tumblr/

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damn, dubs. I have to go.

(checked)
(checked)

That boy just got wrecked.

maybe

Rerollin

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So close

If dubs I finally get paid for my Inquisitorial work.

SHITPOSTING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT IN HONOR OF EGYPTIAN GODS FOR A SWEET GET AND A HOLOHOAX JOKE

SATURDAY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

Do you realistically think we will get to the 6million tonight?

Boner, pls behave.

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Oh repeating digits, is it would be a good idea to join the military in January?

It's saturday night.

Rolling for a redpilled qt of my own

EY-OH

requesting cute ghostgirls

sooner?

Sic semper cat-posters

no

later perhaps?

pic related, what do?

More dubs for Future Fash.

CHOOSE

JESUS TAKE THE HINT GOY

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wew I guess I should just avoid it, Trump won't uncuck our military

dubs for normienacht

still no

whip it out and slap across her face

fatherland

7,000 more posts of Holla Forums-tier monster girls… and cats…

How about a dog that can kill a bear instead m8?

I love cats too

Here you go

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JUST START DUMPING YOUR ENTIRE MEME FOLDERS

There is literally nothing wrong with being jewish

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Dubs, and America enters its Imperial Phase.

You're fired

What about when this one hits 751?

someone tell >>>/monster/ so we can get the high quality mgs

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this is fish

If dubs, Assad VP.

The businessman of ambiguous heritage told me so.

WE MAKE ANOTHER

post moar futurefash please

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Fuck, either Fatherland or Promised Land. If the Fatherland had more agrarian settings then hell yes. The Technocracy seems cool too but I believe in God, so I'd be a pariah. Are there at least Deists there?

ghost

guess I'll roll for the fatherland

Guess while I'm here I'll ask if I should be a fire fighter for the fatherland then

Rollin yet again for megan sucking a mean dick

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Sessions for VP

Promised land for that lebenstraum, tbh fam.

w-well shit now I'm concerned, will I at least enjoy my job?

if dubs I graduate from meme school

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aw shit, how about money? will it be worthwhile?

I could use a little meme magic right now, rolling for mad gains and a qt redpill-able gf
May Kek smile upon this post and many others like it

OH BABY

Would it be a good idea for me to rejoin the military this month?

Cats kill vermin & can survive independently away from their owner for weeks if not indefinitely.

Aside from hunting dogs, most dogs are are just welfare queens.
Without their owner dogs become emaciated. Dogs are far more dependent than cats.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

Here are forty knots, and not gassing the kikes is not one of them.

FOR ENGLAND!!

May your bank account overflow.

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Whoops

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If you want to die for Israel… WW3 is coming after November, if you want to get rekt by based Putin be my guest.

It's just going to be awful all around until I just reach for an actual goal isn't it?

The Jews have taken internet radio.

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Vodka niggers are horrible at warfare

Look to the Don for guidance.

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Calm down betty buzzkill, I'm just trying to fill up my fash folder.

cumshot. now.
or massive schlong up and down her face.

If dubs NFA is repealed

wait, is it really going to be a deportation force or death squad like that one user said?

< Dogs are welfare queens.

Fucking lel

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Play a game of "What Volume is Kelly's Kanyon?" and proceed to fill her vagina with an assortment of Trump merchandise.

Why not both?

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Reroll

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Alas, dubs are not forthcoming.

I don't get it, should I just not put all my fate into numbers, and instead reach out for myself?

Mah nigga, although I love small dogs, like dachshunds.

Check and self check.

Promised Land has nice white, rural aesthetics too.

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WEW

Future Fash is best Fasc

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OK then, dubs and all gun laws repealed

Sola fide.

I swear to god if you faggots ruin this get.

Well, make it happen user

Alright, I'll go on my instincts

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100% Huwhite Jihad for the FBI to deal with if dubs

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Does anyone have the version of this with Trump?

The tension is building.

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Guess I'll post my fashy memes while I'm here

user, I have every Trump picture.

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Thanks.

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TIME TO INVOKE THE POWER MY OLD CREATION. I COMMAND THEE GIF OF TRUTH, GUIDE MY PEOPLE THROUGH!

If the Japanese are honorary Aryans, the Koreans are honorary semites.

No it isn't, just like loading the ovens, this process is taking far too long to reach 6 million.

Trips

memes

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i'm surprised at how good Holla Forums is at shitposting

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that cat is fucking wierd

speed

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posts

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Tell that to the mongols… and the swedes, and the french, and the germans… And soon to the burgers.

for

christ

tbh